Asmongold SHOCKED By UberDanger's Classic WoW Adventures - PART 2

last time our hero sold an omen X after making him dance one goal for the prospect you're a party in the deadmines dungeon all my guys is of blue gear and got slaughtered by the Horde countless times considered venture I traveled to Lake Shire and contracted scoliosis after drinking and indigenous brew of psychoactive alkaloids wha quickness would come to find that when you're under a 10 minutes scoliosis debuff there's nothing you can do but just wait it out and let nature run its course by the way due to my own loss I get to make as many jokes as I want I wish I was strength but God made me this way y'all ever had that's the surgery to get rest pause for laughter this is where you left I'm trying to remember joke Wayne told me wait did I skip an episode you know I didn't okay out a week back but I can't get it straight honestly as a person with scoliosis I don't think I'm that different I'm like a normal guy but with a twist I then tried fishing with these two kids only to realize okay dad was actually a gun the downside was that Roger and Jamie and would have to fish on their own the silver lining was that I now had a [ __ ] get after doing parkour for fifteen minutes to get on top of his building yeah the way I live a very fulfilling life I found a group to take down one bad hambre of an elite mob gas fields on Oh use corpse running is a legitimate stretcher up to this castle and died then you zoom right past the ridiculous number of elite mobs that I can dive straight to the throne room for answers same time yes if I had actually paid any attention to the instruction people aren't paying attention what a surprise Simone Lee this is where we'd all res take out the to exploit and regenerate all our health and take out Gathol nog but need I remind you that Wow classic is a [ __ ] game half our party why it is just fighting the first two dudes and it was whilst awaiting their return than I noticed Blizzard had changed our guild name not a good look anyway we already up for the fight they give me this show on the road I charge what a surprise it's a pop my healing potion and pretty much adverse immediately oh [ __ ] everyone died and half the party leaves luckily it is a pretty popular quest so we quickly got replace moko so we did have to wait for them to go through the process of corpse walking last time around we hit it like it's y2k I fear the mobs completely ruining the fights for everyone I was then banished from playing the game for like 15 seconds it's a reoccurring theme in while two bcc'd for over 10 seconds and in retrospect this actually saved me from dying in life I I feel like that's that's totally true I mean you you look at the people in WoW right and like deal with the length of CCS in this [ __ ] game it's ridiculous in classic Wow you get zapped for a minute sapped for a minute like I mean bro like what the [ __ ] do you mean sapped for a minute like yeah 45 sec oh yeah well then they do it again and then it's a minute CiCi's a while away too long right back I think this pinyin gassy lock is a bit of a boss man G when you really get down to brass tacks this is my favorite question our main office I managed to loot Gathol dongs head moments before dying and say sayonara it's been my utmost pleasure [ __ ] moving on to the next quest losers I did the same [ __ ] can you come back and help us get it no bro I gotta go sorry I'm dee seeing my yeah my internet just died I hate the true classic Wow experience [Music] and in light of recent demonetised you will not be seeing any more naked gnomes on this channel it's entirely my fault for thinking YouTube could handle such graphic content you can't have that I have come up with a new model but you know what they do have they have videos of youtubers that are wearing their hats sideways and their video is called kissing my sister who happens to be 12 and somehow that's completely okay and you know that's it's totally fine I I really like YouTube needs to do something about this degenerate content on their platform like I really mean this like the degenerate content of kissing my sister the first time and it's his underage sister and like the thumbnail is her in a bikini like just [ __ ] delete their channel just delete their whole [ __ ] channel do the world a favor and get rid of it like I really mean that just do eat the whole [ __ ] Channel it's a show that I truly have changed I say Azarath for all so let's just all have a good friendly time Ian let's just have some fun see that's that's what I love about the classic community the community yeah that's such a great call correctly I then went into the stockades dungeon and wiped immediately then I involuntarily left the party in a moment of despair I actually considered buying a new wife but on the idea saner mines prevailed then I leveled to the appropriate level got a bit of gear just a WoW girlfriend cost how much does it cost I'd say probably like 200 gold right it's your sub B 15 bucks 15 bucks I think it probably depends on how affectionate they are you know I think that really matters a lot you know is she gonna send you little little cooking recipes in the mail or or she just gonna do a quest for you and then log off and say you know I have to go because my dad tells me I have to get off wine and she's 23 and their dad's actually her boyfriend and you know just kind of sucks I think it depends you need to love it again and World of Warcraft and then I tried the stockades dungeon for real this time we make it to the final boss where I tactically decide to fear the mobs completely ruining the fight for every 100 feared mobs then go on to a grow every remains or no we almost immediately wipe and and our healer really what's the point for this one I have to say you know with well at work prep you never know what to expect you never know if you're gonna [ __ ] everything up or if the server's are gonna disconnect or maybe it's what's the mix of it reversal and the boss actually fears you into all the other mobs there you go making your party white some heavy never walk all the way back censored is Gilbert a matter deadlines is engaging and really well-designed yeah as the stockades sucks whoring and [ __ ] it actually why I did it the stockades is the worst dungeon they were [ __ ] that leets the seal of rin and ring I really wanted I wish someone had told me that I didn't have to do the dungeon for a second time but I suppose it's a learning experience now you might recall the gnome who I made well he messaged me out of the blue with an item upgrade that's actually happy vibes and good karma the question we use stockades before handing it over after painstakingly going through stockades for the third time he informs me that it's his weapon and he to never give it to me now to call this gnome all of which would leave me restricted my overlords so I'm just gonna tell you what happened next I found the answer to the question what would happen if you fell off a boat right before the zone that loads into the Eastern Kingdoms find out well you'd have a very long time to think about the consequence you've got a ride all the way back shion's then I killed some cows and I found out the hard way you're not supposed to walk anywhere okay or in mill death guards no when I took some prize rationed out on this poor hunter it was just looking to level in peace oh we got one stack of retaliation that's not as quickly reminded that mages can just freeze you and blink away I found Stonehenge I decided to check my mailbox sent me a bunch of gold so I could skank through this game like a primal [ __ ] animal yet all I got a 69 copper a glass of milk and a note telling me to stick my hand inside enjoy when you've seen it all you realize world of warcraft has so much more to offer we drive out there as the foul times in a row at which I hate deciding but all the events that had just transpired I hate some funky mobs man I would have to redeem the current state of affairs by entering yet another dungeon I returned to ashenvale the southeast London of Azeroth and subjected myself to a ghastly experience I believe that entering black fathom deeps when the hours about the thing midnight is about as close as you can get to simulating the conditions in a black hole and start by finding it's just a waste of time and you can never leave etter to do in a Tuesday night young your way through ash and Valens RM strand you may encounter harsh adversity which you must overcome jump down this water temple and into these narrow under nan tunnels now mind you we shall and contest the territory so you may run into a sizeable group of horn players naturally I did the only responsible thing and immediately ambushed them naturally I did the only responsible thing and immediately ambushed the we naturally I did the only responsible naturally I did the only responsible thing in mom immediately ambushed them yeah you know uh times the tough that's outsourced all my editing to a guy in Bangladesh so if any of it seems poorly cut together of any of its immediately ambushed it was rather unfortunate that they were I think my favorite part of all of these videos is watching him run after a caster with retaliation on mic there's just something about that that just screams vanilla while it's just funny to see it happen do groups they killed us camped our corpses for ten minutes that eventually moved on we got absolutely cooked having to move a safe distance behind them at a snail's pace missing out on all the XP and items after going through the death tunnel inside we entered black fathom deaths little did we know we had a long this is gonna be the rest of the video I can't escape those less of a super mario 64 person and more of a diddy kong racing person now there's two quests it's always funny for me to watch people [ __ ] no I completed neither drop rate and wild classic are notorious for being unreasonably low and very inconsistent yes whereas the community would put it as incredibly rewarding BFD is definitely a much cooler dungeon than stockades you got every I've said in this underwater cavern where you have to clear out sea witches before swimming through underwater tunnels vibrant neon esque green and purple colors that's saturated to the gills the item drops are actually worthwhile and I put this on par with deadmines it's just really good yeah not fighting a few murlocs this is the first time I really got my feet wet with underwater combat and we were [ __ ] killing it there's literally no reason ever got a pretty clean run without any hiccups that is until we reached the temple of the old gods or rather the entrance to the temple there's a wasted moment where the extent of our ability to operate as a unit was revealed we weren't very good they've been bad effort and yours truly try fighting the mobs up on the sidewalk that's good Samar said come down quick at which point one minute later I immediately jumped down whilst the others stayed off Tom as I tried to save his arm froth car a grows all the mobs and take them up to where I just jumped down from bad effort our healer lives up to his name and proceeds to flee the fight with full health we then got sandwiched in the worst way possible and all died I dared walk all the way from the entrance to X or M strand over to the temple through the underwater caverns yeah to then enter PFD and ones got the night outbreak so we can run back faster wipe something I would describe as a tedious process so one could only hope that we weren't gonna die any more we made our way through the mobs that had previously brought us trouble rolled for a chest I didn't get it and then jumped in the water to kill the old circus once we slay the Beast I need for a cape oh no you that's really good promptly disconnected from the blizzard multiplayer experience when I log back that's really good I won the cape it's got pretty much the same wow my current one but it's green what is a century can that's really good I'll get a bed that I think I prefer the old one now [ __ ] bizarre was a war hardened Wow veteran he knew this dungeon in and out so the smart thing to do would be to just listen to his instructions as he knew his [ __ ] at a time and fight the mass bid you wouldn't clear out all the smaller moms young far so good that's smart you've been preparing us for the boss fight he told us for the last hour over and over again that once we kill the boss we just shouldn't click anything something we've all agreed to on multiple occasions now before killing the boss he reminds us one last time don't quick please don't touch anything okay he's four runs good and it's vital the good guys don't I'm glad now they know no way they won't have to look any thought I'm like smart geez does he think we're stupid or something yeah yeah as it turns out this man just had a comprehensive understanding of the spectrum of intelligence you may encounter in this game allow him to walk you through our effective communications right after we kill the boss what do you mean I need one more pendant okay so we don't touch anything well still good pants for you yeah menacingly walking towards the four shrines in silence [ __ ] sake no one move what now need one more pendant know anything need one pendant oh I need two don't click anything starts activating all four alters what stop what the [ __ ] is doing that slide look head oh we can't just press him Oh wipe ready now we could have moms at a time but due to froth gars mutiny we were now facing four needless to say I'm the floor with us and we had to walk the damn pilgrimage yet again yeah after calling froth gar and donkey and a daydreamer bad effort informs us that he had to go to two urgent matters in real life at 1:00 a.m. we didn't really believe him so what a loser suck it up and smoke through it in the words of the donkey daydreamer himself ah well I can admit when I screwed up I'm sorry there it's just the community I'm gonna post this interaction to the wall classic subreddit when we then make it to the temple we face the unforeseen so Acuras actions every leap back we summoned are clumped up in the same spot making it impossible for us to fight them one at a time we have to kill them if you want to make it to the final boss one guy has to [ __ ] go so I make the executive decision to pull all the moms wait he is retaliation I really don't know how why are fickle II executed optimal teamwork we all focus the right mobs in the right order key blogroll perfectly split between the two tanks and we kill every single mob without anyone dying which opens the door the ancient gods as the final fo Akamai stands before us I do what I do best with a spring in my step at glint in my eye in a fire in my belly I ruin everything because I'm not very talented Zippin was tanking everything was going smooth until our healer ran out of mana that's a chicken's health started falling dangerously low it's fine my blocks my mocking blow so he keeps attacking although I don't taunt the boss because I don't use defensive stance and I forgot that is challenging shout I don't think much of it I mean we've pretty why our Jane is that a chameleon rages and starts our laser ability himself as I ponder which ability to use I remember that I have challenging shout unfortunately why I opted to click on demoralizing shout proving that I really don't know what the [ __ ] I'm doing in this you win some you lose fifteen second time frame it's right there on the bar I died our healer dies and finally does our fell to leaving everything up to Hrothgar the man with a lukewarm IQ he's gonna win he's let me kill him he'll kill him he's gonna kill him hunter herself watch this he'll kill him on his last attack he actually manages to find the turtles gonna kill him right he can down by one of the smaller mobs seconds later his last words damn you turtle how come I drops a belt that Mouse can really use and we leave the party GG I guess what heretical thing happened next week on SWA quick does Bizarre Adventure [Music] or corks midgets in the water yeah exactly all right that was really that was really [Music] yeah this is good these are these are great maybe I should make videos like this these are really funny I like this okay next we'll go to next all right shut up open door and five four hey check it in door now I mean she's gonna make it oh yeah you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation yeah well last time our hero fought bravely to overcome harsh perils and tough times completing black fathom deep sin ashenvale and flying off into the distance so how did I end up storming Scarlet monastery a dungeon way above my pay grade wielding an extremely powerful weapon with a groans one of which I hold a lifelong grudge towards who through a series of events I'll explain later ended up unequipping all his armor so sit down and enjoy a regular day in the world of warcraft and then the Fire Nation attacked [Music] okay okay yeah okay I'll have you know I've gone through much peril to bring you this video the death monsters finally comes to close as they've yet again declared my apartment legally fit for human life I'll admit it it was my fault I should have refrained from chopping that milk in half with an axe years ago but there's no use why are you guys build milk what's important is focus what the [ __ ] when in the where I traveled from a dozen exploring a new land in search of quests you see I had to get my god to execute order 66 or as its referred to by the wild community absolutely ruining our game but I digress there's that time there I killed file grinning scary skeletons I met a man who through a very advanced form of schizophrenia was actually five people four of which were huffing his conscious self I got interact by the local culture and camped a mage in his own bed completely honorless but also something he'd never expect found a mob spawned inside of a wall [ __ ] unplayable watch game became acquainted and what the locals refer to as the situation if I made an enemy who I harbored great negative emotions towards I saw a bunch of people posting in the chat about this one rogue who was just relatively low leveling area when he finally got a cease competent believe he's almost 35 yesterday the same [ __ ] like how low is your self esteem that you have to go and gank people at level 35 I mean that's so like honestly like you know what it is the dude can never find an SM group he can't quest for [ __ ] so he just decides you know what man this is my life now I'm never gonna hit 60 anyway I'm just gonna go out there and gank people that's what happens typical horde player ya can't find an SM group that's what's gonna happen instead and guy from way back then getting ganked by a Rogen Wow is truly falling victims one of the classic blunders fool me once shame on you fool me twice and I'll advertise the creation of a mob to hunt you down all horn players are just people that had awful parenting it was time to clean starkwood of this evil we use the formation that's an American football referred to as the dirty gremlin we split up in three directions from where the boat was last seen and all act as bait when the child in need of a proper father figure can't retain his misplaced emotions any longer he's just as I expected I have rejoiced and truly to got his ass beat man sindelle show never start a land war in the eastern imagine but only slightly losing a great wine never going against the Night Elf went bad so reline he killed me and yet logged off and then I did something Despicable after reaching level 30 through various means which I'm not legally obliged to disclose I went scouting for a guild not because I lacked companionship but rather because I was gonna take them for all they had oops my level 30 you get access to your warrior quests which if completed give you access to Berserker stance and the world wind X respectively that's a big traditional means massive who dig violently begin to take on these tasks at Louisville Saturday goblet is where the guild comes into play you see warriors yeah sucks so [ __ ] much at leveling that they almost sort of default into being the best scaling class in the game it's quite unimpressive when you think about it here's my math and to the lackluster experience at Warren it's great high demand and gilts are oftentimes very invested in helping their warriors progress to a point where they can raid of course with the aforementioned ruse comes into play I joined a guild and convinced this poor soul to help me through the entirety of my warrior question which requires Oh first we have a stern talking with our warrior class trainer is that has extremely island with haste I returned to dusk would answer biggest world PvP a classic which now it all makes sense and geographically is almost entirely like Vietnam one of the actual inspirations behind this rumble in the jungle our goal is to make it to booty Bay at the southern tip where we'll not just pick up a flight path but also take a boat to merchants coast in the bearing yes I was terrified of all the horde players and I focused so much on avoiding them that I died to the mom with a few minor incidents along the way I managed to claw my way through the jungle and gets a booty Bay x that's actually bars with the few minor incidents along the way I managed to claw my way through the jungle to get to booty Bay foot on the real though compared to how much my friends and everybody in this game was hyping this area up to just be a Death Zone the Horde players were actually surprisingly nice just letting a low-level player pass through don't give out water to the remote okay and I'll be kind to these horde players once I reach level 60 and return to this jungle with a hundred men armed to the teeth but I can roll ale if I jumped off the boat well ahead of time I would have been right next to the island instead I went mountain climbing for 15 minutes before realizing I went the wrong way so then find out that there's a fatigue system in the game you can absol surprise exert all your energy and drown and while the Warcraft you learned something new every day I'll finally make it to the island and speak to clinic mega lay on a reference to the musician who wants me to kill big will what also a reference to the musician big will after doing this man dirty work we learn Berserker stains is a big hard part of the quest we journey all the way to Hills brand food Hills diets a helical are up again the Alltrack mountains and speak to with reg'lar the wind watcher who gives us the WoW class quest equivalent to 40 shots of tequila allowed once we got to bring him eight life route 30 blood scalp tusks and an essence of the Exile the lifer is pretty cheap but will be bankrupt our economy for the essence you see to make it you need burning and thundering charms something I could grinding just buy on the auction house yeah after getting scammed by various Chinese auction house BOTS I head it's a stranglethorn veil to meet up with the man who was spending hours of his life helping out a new guild member from no reason loved scalped us I never do Greek with such a nice guy this is crazy like that I mean agonizingly slow yeah this is awesome consistent and all either an irreconcilable experience void of any gratification you have to kill trolls until I have 30 tusks it's not unusual doesn't promise us he'll drop there is one area where a lot of trolls spawn but we got to kill their flux capacitor oh and decided it wasn't [ __ ] meant to be which left us with the option of farming this much shittier part it felt like the good area but sugar free like the discount experience for the losers who couldn't hack it great without horse farming and I wasn't having fun yep in the jungle there's no mercy you kill people to steal their mob you kill people to layer them yep in fact you kill people just cuz you [ __ ] can it's not like you got anything better to be waiting several minute rolls to spawn I started farming these tusks at 1:30 a.m. and it took a solid two hours before I had thirty by this point my man had actively been assisting me for nearly four hours oh the old wreck mountains - Wow the final part of the quiz oh yes yeah throught cooks up a potent concoction we performed the some additional cyclone Ian kills us immediately it wasn't even close we definitely need your assistance I was about to say through my friends listed the only person online was Larry six oh he can use his weapon I swallowed my pride and asked for his help he obliged and with the help of a couple people from my guild we finished to take down cyclone Ian feels like an MMO and was finally the proud owner of the world Windex a weapon so goddamn good for my level that it should be illegal to wear in level 30 after receiving the accent I told my guild it's been a pleasure doing business with them and immediately left the guild hold on darkness just goddamn we're sorry and I agree have some other time to sit license and it was at this very moment that I started round to glory you see I checked my mailbox abortion sent as a letter titled God milk containing 235 glasses of milk he also in common second packaged with five pounds of maizlish troll sweat mistery beautiful and vision does absolutely no know what to do with these sounds like why viewer sent us 69 silver to compensate for what he did in dead minds this letter was titled mental disability here's to gold for the trouble you poor rascal huckster says use these tube lodges and sends me to free action potions and swiftness potion down these will come in very handy I bet they're with diarrhea says wear a shirt you filth I humbly accepted my new garments mind if I put my sweet nectar in your moist cornbread please don't message me again and rubric makes a generous contribution sub-goals 10 gold will be spent very 1000 doblin rocket boots what a nice guy getting drunk with presume enough presumably women I got a promiscuous letter from big-titty GF who sent me some of her homemade cheese hey I told her it was disgusting and sent it back yeah now it was time for a dungeon not the one from the intro we'll get to that but was time to bludgeon our new acts on gnome rag on the only dungeon in the game where almost every single enemy is a gnome a dungeon I chose for no particular reason starting time 1 a.m. catchphrase can we go again if God is real amen Wow just kidding this run was a disservice to human until I wasn't quick 20 minutes for sex order alright plus our that's good it's honestly impressive that this many things could go wrong at the same time check it out right action I couldn't get the first you're always starting probably because of a bug but possibly due to unfathomable bad luck so no quest XP for me later we should have an ambush after which blast master short fuse sets off an explosion and closes the entrance to the tunnel somehow I managed to walk through the rubble just at the moment before the invisible wall gets put into place and there I stood completely softlocked Wow I couldn't hearthstone out [ __ ] lousy ro had it not been for the Warlock summoning port Wow I would have had to start a new life as a cave dweller our whole group then goes on to miss the second punch card that's greater needs for a ring with spirit and stamina that's right tractor our mage to have a mental breakdown [ __ ] tail Chad Chad I managed to aggro a group of moms classical opera stand still and watch me die I call tractor a redditor he leaves the party and I may not forget exactly 11 essential artifacts before having to imagine being ready and literally everything went wrong I thought it couldn't possibly get any worse so I find a new group and start all over let's go that job was perfect smarmy and on purpose gnome rag on an American no no Mary gnome Reagan whatever no no Reagan is a stale experience with a bit of charm to it it's not utterly poorly designed like stockades but there's nothing extraordinary either so there is but it's too complicated to figure out but no Morgan is a great dungeon but you have to have a PhD to understand it like you have to have not just a PhD but a PhD in no Morgan like if you don't have at least a master's degree in physics don't even bother going into this instance it's a waste of your time skip past all the boring [ __ ] 5:00 a.m. we wiped to these arcane nullifiers oh yeah it's real the same lizards patented gruesome walk to your corpse gameplay we make a calculated Joe qualities within an inch of losing our lives I get disconnected after reconnecting to the Blizzard multiplayer experience I know that must be coupled to because might as well while I have the chance it's not like I'm family do this God forsaken [ __ ] dungeon again then after a long night of harsh grief and misfortune it was time for the boss that's good he already know what I did if you've seen the first three videos you know the pattern you know what's coming you've seen this before going autry against the suggestions you don't comrades what you're doing while star healer has zero i dinna proceed to die without popping my health potion and somehow I still have [ __ ] asked for a goddamn revived off my whole group is offered after we all wipe I had to undergo the walk of shame no time to get back to the bathroom it's at this point that I'm supposed to feel satisfaction let me tell you no matter how many can believe in quest I have in my log no matter how close I am to hitting level 32 neither's absolutely no happy juices left in the brain when you're at the tail end of an infamous Wow session to the sunrise having had my fill of dungeon grinding I decided to go on an adventure of seeing a the type of person who would rather spend 3 hours of my life then Google the next appropriate zone for my character I started at Hills Brad foothills went through silver pine forest and found a giant purple ball in Dalaran I met this undead priest who danced with me and licked me after which I'd earned his trust earn I led him into a faraway Kiska and [ __ ] killed him I swam across Lord America there is old couple living in a house I found out the hard way that they don't take kindly to strangers no they don't finally got away from them and assassin unstuffed and killed me in cold blood and then I did all that again in wisp form after I entered horde territory once all glades apparently could go wrong you know Hey decided to venture into Undercity yeah once weekly changed my mind now here is where my passion took an unexpected turn I saw a Zeppelin for the first time all seeing as it was garrisoned by death guards packed to the brim with horde players yeah and headed to an unknown destination I immediately knew I had to board it then carves walking I resin side the airship and fly off into the distance eagerly awaiting unknown lands now the very unfortunate thing was that an orc found out during I revealed myself that really shouldn't have come as a surprise as I enforced natural selection at its finest I managed to hold on top of your life just a tad longer by doing my sexy dance when he started skanking I actually thought I was safe weight but lo and behold he was still gonna end me justice I'm about to die we entered the long calendar having mildly better internal oh great now I think I warned of a moment and he's even better limp I land safely in the water and swim to the shore however it didn't take long for me to realize that this was no place for a night elf with a great sense of urgency I decided I would ignore ship back in Durrett are you can expect to run into just a future just a couple horde players yakking advantage of the free public transit I assume past them and I guess some cargo hold everything was going smoothly until I was yet again discovered by an orc I trust he'll be nice this guy I mean I see one attacks covered that he had all the live area fight when he inevitably raisa stab me I jump out of the Zeppelin I survived the fall just to be met by a small army of horde players that can all see the big red arrow above my head I suppose what happened next was to be expected yet had enough of this [ __ ] until the hearthstone home yeah theramore Isle and ran through dustwallow marsh with only a handful of deaths I trekked my way through the Barrens and make it 2,000 needles so my gnome friend here is one hit away from dying naturally I do everything in my power to save him from this gruesome sheep who much to my surprise turned out to be an orc under a spell man look at that that's just goddamn beautiful so four hours now and wow you can't actually keep you honored whatever they write gets distorted into orcish but this is ha the type [ __ ] in orcish and when I try not Westing only to be slain time and time again by this bastard who kept telling me to go back to retail I'd had enough of this terrible place in the last ditch effort I went to gadget Sam's to pick up a flight path so this entire journey hadn't been for nothing and that was the very moment that I received a message from the gnome asking if I wanted to join in on farming Scarlet monastery on the condition I stopped picking unknowns even knowing my track started with dungeons and Wow I convinced myself that this was the move seeing as the boss could yield an axe I wanted more than anything else in this game therefore I went all the way back to Hills red foothills and Mid America way and this is actually the funny part remember that entire journey I just described to you yeah now I had to do half of it again and together with an individual who simply couldn't stop talking about how I should stop being mean to gnomes so you like to pick on little guys 10% look no maybe 15% come to my style room we actually make it to our destination in one piece now if almost every dungeon leading up to this was a full-blown [ __ ] this was a well-oiled machine a symbiotic magnum opus showcasing team work and several majors busting through armory is a [ __ ] beautiful sight to Bettis prior to this if I add growed a few mobs I was the bastard who [ __ ] up yeah anything less than 10 mobs was considered wasting time I had to throw in the towel and admit all right I'm having a good time here this is [ __ ] gameplay Lera even drink the nog and fodder elixir which made him even smaller honestly I respect a man of that size these gnomes were sizing us up and I could do nothing but reciprocate leading us to the part in the intro which I so shamelessly clicked baited you with unfortunately I'm sorry to inform you that nothing extraordinary happened beyond that point we ran the dungeon a couple times I got Herod's helmet and shoulders oh wow where's rectory after I decided to try again with a new where's what the hell is this guy doing painfully slow we ran the dungeon for few more hours before the ravager finally dropped at which point spawn poked the man who dreamed for me that the axe was no use to him needs on it and I lose the fifty-fifty roll dungeons and World of Warcraft men I'm starting to see a pattern here what a [ __ ] game what a dog silver linings and the video and a high note I rekindled with my bangin wound gif Elizabeth Wow been grinding the real world resulting in a solid level ooh sending me the power position in the relationship that's right actually I was a powerhouse dps Weiss I was a primal [ __ ] animal and why they always come crawling back especially if you don't tell them about the letter from big-titty GF anyways that's the end of our journey for now together I smashed with presumably women would our hero ever get the rabbit your ex would swap witness rise to the occasion and what gruesome adventures awaits our hero I suppose you'll find out if I don't keep playing this game which I mind oh my god oh my god I think the best part about this is like as a good player an active player like an experienced player right you like see I'm sitting there with like a heroic strike queued up and it's like bro just hit the [ __ ] just go and you hit execute and he doesn't hit execute he's just [ __ ] around now we are gonna watch the next one okay let's go ahead we're gonna watch this video last one hopefully is he continuing this series yes okay good last time our hero attained the world Windex traveled to unknown lands fruitlessly farmed scarlet monastery and rekindled with our bang and wow GF continuing the adventure I bricked my computer trying to install an SSD and decided that in the spec and rolling with mechanical contraptions much too complex for my feeble human mind I wanted to be an engineer you see oh that's having fun with mining and blacksmithing so why not who have the most financially viable professions in the game in exchange for the least profitable job in Azeroth yes start going faster being an engineer in real life ignoring standing need for money to buy amounts at 40 i this really followed an engineering leveling guide knowing full well that my viewers would send me money to give me the authentic asmin gold experience i spent a good 15 jump so please appreciate my position of temporary this game seemed technology anyways I decided that the steep price for coarse stone on the auction house was a bit of a Ripa and decided to go all the way to dark sure to get them myself after a few hours and minutes of honest work I returned to iron forge before I started this groups wins everything I wish someone had told me that the level cap for my professions scale with my actual level I had been kind of flat wasted a bunch of time and gold to familiarize myself with the steep learning curve of this bastard fifteen-year-old game I still keep making a small knickers disconnected and a bug spawn means a guaranteed death by in Toronto perfect location where I couldn't possibly recover my corpse though I got to my destination five shops together make my companions I went back to scarlet monastery where we got ambushed by angsty teenagers unlike my friends who fought bravely I pathetically begged for my life and bought myself some spare performing a sacred mating ritual Lila Sandow the Lich graciously spared my life when entering the duct I experienced the usual [ __ ] that I've grown all too accustomed to at this point our healer dies and asks me to actually taunt the ma I inform our Helio staff in substance because I have too much testosterone that smart DPS claims he's doing everything and that I'm not capable of dpsing I'm sure how I got because why they're playing attack I let the numbers speak for themselves oh wait it's me dies in the extreme he's learning sound after which she tells me that I should have held aggro our quote unquote DPS then powers and fear instead of attacking the boy that's a DPS wipe and start pedaling away without Otto and ash to take down the boss he drops the six set pants I roll a 22 and a single tear falls down my face we try to run the dungeon one more time and with our in optimal setup we painstakingly skank our way through the whole thing but some scientists I type now the axe drops and I wa 99019 enough you also have to click a button since I'm goddamn tired of showing you me farming armory over and over again here's my thyroid 7th run where I finally equality 7 ravager there it is there's the single biggest upgrade to the stand and a home now this game is [ __ ] easy why I don't even got to do anything although for fear of copyright infringement I recreated this music piece myself LT free beat you spin me right round baby right round when we go down we go I hear that yeah I couldn't really up scratching beat but you know asteroid times are tough then I check my mail to find the most hey I'm Tony gates were Crusade thus far daddy chill graciously on wait is at the bar x4 as he calls it his kook cleaver my first pro mic not excited to test it out I go to strangle thought wow a North Korean border of as Wow to the Gurubashi arena a Coliseum a free-for-all PvP where once every three hours the arena chest spawns it was I never Yin and I decided to try my luck at this ungodly hour the arena wasn't filled with dozens of people but rather just two individuals two driver was a level 44 warrior and since I could tell he was enjoying World of Warcraft I decided to was lifespan for him by landing me the arena chest on my first right I'll have you know that in over a hundred hours of game time from all the Rogues that have pre wow I'm still climbing with the most nerve-racking five seconds Wow perhaps on par with Hrothgar's final mode execute yeah why I have an execute damn you turtle I later tried again at 9:00 and 12:00 a.m. and it turns out I just got extremely lucky yes it's nearly impossible to get this damn chest yes satisfied with the spoils of battle I went to boot eBay where I found an afk player going against my better judgment I decided to ruin his day I should have looked twice though because this was no player it was the Horde Griffon master when did my measly existence in seconds I managed to get between straw Spartans are not by glitching up a wall I looked into the horizon and immediately knew I had to go where no night elf had dared venture when I saw the heart clear-cut line in the textures I knew that Blizzard didn't intend for us to access this area it looks [ __ ] cool though exploration is definitely one of my favorite parts of MMO we do this often so no I'll tell you a story along the way okay so you know how I've consistently been getting disconnected from wow what if I told you that the pro wasn't the blizzard servers but in fact my own computer I would be [ __ ] nuts right but in my motherboard there's this thing called a CMOS battery an apparently Windows relies heavily on this battery to tell the time after six years my CMOS battery had ran out of power which cost my files to not be able to store at the time I want ten times a day it would set my windows time to 11:30 p.m. aw it's funny is that my router relies on the time so it would pop me off my internet every time that happened I'd like to say that's why I haven't streamed in months but truth be told it's because I [ __ ] hate streaming anyways I ordered a new CMOS battery own name but because I'm I'm good yeah same day cuz my parents dropped me on my head socks but likely just due to my lack of education although I bought the wrong one and this next part is kind of unbelievable but genuinely true I happened to find the correct battery lying on the ground outside of where I do physiotherapy for my scoliosis lets together with a friend I busted open my computer only to find myself in a troubling predicament my motherboard the ASUS Maximus formula 6 has all this armor on it and along with it came massive design flaw to get to the CMOS I would have to literally take my entire piece you'll just by know and unscrew the armor from this buy a new one then install the new CMOS put everything back together and possibly twice in case the battery I found on the ground was used considering that it's 6 years since I built this PC and I almost bricked it trying to install an SSD it's safe to assume that this process would completely break my computer yes there's now why you're through that I design it there's no wipes scissors and pliers to directly cut into my motherboard oops eventually building my frustration to the point ripe brutally ripped off the armor with my bare hands yeah god yeah I put in the mysterious battery that I [ __ ] found in the goddamn outside walk to my car ok back in and it literally fixed the entire problem with no repercussions moral of the story use power tools on your motherboards kids keep track she only needed some filler for the middle of this video I don't know if you can tell anyways ok this is where I ended up I'd gone all the way past dark wood dead wind past and the corner of the Blasted Lands behind Zagreb to finally end up at the back end of the tainted scar yes from where I only had one path available to me I engaged in a kerfuffle with gravity and stress tested my bones I was then forced in stressful erection sickness and a 25% durability penalty and all my equipment that's mine you in an endgame zone with all one sink oh yeah this is an horses own all encompassing no hearts he's a little bit well level for this on a minor of what World of Warcraft is actually like I returned to the intended gameplay experience of scarring on a stageful choice when I decided to go questing and arathi Highlands daily mobs unbeknownst to my party I'd already attempted this yesterday with different people and I had Otto's head there's two bosses the other being falcon crest you know the drill the carps walk into the castle I'm the exact same and I refuse to use shields [ __ ] of course never favourably but you got to understand veterans of this [ __ ] at level 36 we're dungeon hardened [ __ ] and right all of us of Vincennes rock out less times it's like them well-oiled machine our mages polymorph otto and the regular elite mob a spell that would keep them as helpless sheep for 45 seconds if not for the fact that we immediately damage them breaking the spell with our vile instincts we execute extremely big high mechanics why did a very simple coordination required to beat this that is right until a party of horde players and clearly demonstrated that they didn't intend to wait 10 minutes for these dudes to respawn okay begrudgingly return to the castle then technically that is until 7 minutes later when I realized that Falcon crests loot belonged to us as one of our party members had been alive when our assailant killed him leaving not just all 5 horde players unable to complete the quest be able to rectify the situation in three measly minutes it was at this point I said it's been a pleasure doing business with you and continued my crusade to ruin the authentic classic experience I decided I'd had my fill of the patented killing orc in a castle gameplay and again the question for all of scarlet monastery well seeing as I farmed one wing 37 times as although it against the whole dungeon yeah after undergoing a multitude of repetitive he also to the library head it's a desolace now you might recall me having a tough time in stone town peak which is on the way to where I'm going he'd answer to rectify the situation at hand it's always exciting discovering great levels ever been to you never what's gonna happen you could see a reskin of a mob you've already killed hundreds of times yeah widely different looking NPCs with one of the dozen voices you heard countless times in random or maybe you'll even see purple waterings if you're really lucky you'll get the pleasure of doing an escort mission god I love this fifteen-year-old game it's so bad but so good yeah [Music] questing and dustless did have its moments after getting cut by a holy saint who complements at the videos little did he know that he was about to receive a multitude of letters containing copy-pasted homoerotic poetry make it happen that's your boy six mobs at once by the way twice an hour I get to speed up the gameplay this is just sick I also met char G who stopped me from killing horde players under the guy we're not like them we have honour the stands he would uphold right until we are like that he sold an elite boss that he needed to kill Edwin aren't you through his morals out of the window and did what had to be done after killing a bunch of skeletal warriors his corpse can't buy that horn player until he had to log off he can honestly that didn't seem like a me problem you see I was focused on the task at hand put on the ravager to good use on a part of the game everyone else seems to be ecstatic about a part of the game that I personally despise scarlet monastery isn't it exciting how a dungeon spanning four instances can have the same three models for all the enemies the most thrilling part is that one boss spins I stand by my original statement this gave us soft liquor but with more world building yeah spare you the boring details it's kinda saw lost every role on every item with the exception of this useless dog whistle that summons with a miniscule amount of health as per usual I got us all killed by pulling too many mobs in the wrong way yeah what is the price twice we eventually beat the dungeon and I'm sure lots of stuff happened but let's be honest lord knows I'm not going fishing in these seven hours of wow recordings that aren't even in chronological order due to the CMOS incident resulting in random timestamps instead I'll cut to me and my sister I used to cut voluntarily sleeping on the ground speaking of not in chronological order this happened before I fixed my computer what happened after I fixed it I started maniacally selling all my silk cloth on the auction house after finding out ninety gold to buy a mounted level forty disaster scene I then went disaster your areas quest and stranglethorn Vale true to the authentic classic experience they were all very rewarding sorry I pronounced that incorrectly I met monotonous even though it's something I spent 12 hours of my life on I can't for the life of me think of a single interesting thing that happened I could extensively reiterate how we killed some pirates sea giant and hundreds of various exotic animals old I just get goose bumps and flashbacks from all the horde encounters look at this [ __ ] they turn me into sheep you just know you just know it's gonna scum down at this very moment so before leaving strangle form Vale I decided to do something I've been putting off for a long time killing an afk player I was entirely unaware that that's what the booty Bay bruisers do whoa but um you live you learn eventually yeah I would go on to kill this spider turn off the recording software and then reach level 40 Wow called me a sleep deprived [ __ ] your argument would have fair grounds to stand on all of my hard work has led me to this point every drop of sweat blood and tears and I've saved up sixty gold it's actually now that it dawns on me I need 30 more so when I came to find that stake had sent me a mail telling me to put these up my behind containing 25 gold and 6010 bars along with seven grime and crusted objects and identifiable clumps before game experience to say the least and whilst how about some kind of mail if you guys don't stop asking me for favors I'm just not gonna yell I'm trying to be monetized here alright yeah anyways with my newfound riches I traveled back to where it all began Darnassus where I graciously learned to ride a tiger I then legally purchased a tiger and let's be honest I'm pretty damn majestic right absolutely however considering the drive viewers paid for half of it it ain't really all that impressive or fulfilling so for the ending here's what we'll do instead somewhere in this video there's an easter egg which will lead you on a scavenger hunt if you actually managed to make it to the end you'll be rewarded with my secret ice cream recipe anyways that's it for now thanks for watching and I'll see you all next time so that means I just read the comments and they tell me where to go right bye that's you know that's the secret stuff now I've been through this before I know how this works yeah I get a massive QR code listen I don't do QR codes i I can't subscribe to anybody because for whatever reason remember I click sign-in on YouTube it gives me an error and I have to do eat my cookies but I was like man I want cookies and so I didn't want to delete him yet [Music]

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Length: 57min 50sec (3470 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 07 2019