Asmongold Reacts to Barny's Scarab Lord Adventures | Classic WoW

gentlemen i have waited to watch this video for a long time this video is sponsored by nordvpn i like the the graphic there hey what's up okay here we go dear barney beekeeper you have been nominated for horde content creator of the year because this bit takes place back when you actually made videos please come to moonglade on january wait so there i was january 18th 2020 gathered with what was possibly the entire population of grubulus to celebrate our service success and community on this sacred night of festivities the horde and the alliance would lower their weapons of war and instead raise a tanker of rumsey rum black label to the grub mob a toast to all those who make our server great and plus 15 stamps 50 minutes nice the shiv see this is the kind of stuff that the game makes the game fun dude this is really cool like i i the the spurgery is what sucked man i wish i wish our server was like this that was so badass coming to grub maybe i should man maybe i should i'll have to see where i'm going to go for tbc man game of people at this event was unlike anything i had previously experienced i mean sure or on a tuesday night is pretty busy but this was something else please both horde and alliance together in one tiny village at peak hours on the weekend for a player organizer [ __ ] cool if you ask me yeah transfers to graduate the winners for most active alliance community are goof sorry about the view by the way originally i was perched on top of that building over there but uh turns out that building is cursed that's item one in the midst of the event a random tauren can be seen appearing out of literal thin air behind me he trades me a lucky charm then disappears back into the ether a ghost a literal stain from another universe item two this was the last known sighting of the famous travels seen here ripping his famous catchphrase it's a travels world this hunter of realm first sixty fame would enjoy the view for a brief moment before disappearing into the crowd he was never seen from again item three i was assassinated by unseen assailants shortly after jumping off the building a ghost perhaps me from another universe i mean that is something i would do and i was left on low health and finished with a gun so the guy's almost the same conclusion this building is haunted by me from a parallel universe the winner for most influential content creator on horde is barney beekeeper wait i wonder he won excuse me hey guys hello hi take me barney bro dude what is this do everybody so they go in there and they're giving him an award man the only award that i got from my server for being a content creator was a repair bill what the [ __ ] man you want to go good job now i won't lie to you the recent months had been kind of tough for me and a terrible calamity would soon befall the real world making everything pretty [ __ ] but as i cast my gaze across the crowd of cheering faces i felt a little warmth wash over me and i found myself to be rejuvenated suddenly i felt purpose inspiration and responsibility if i am to be the horde's greatest content creator i need to make something that lives up to that mental health okay something epic and then it happened as it always does the unchecked idea to a goal i know is improbable but if i know the goal is improbable then i must know what makes it so and if i know what makes it so then i'm already prepared to overcome it i can do anything i put my mind to because my mind wouldn't put me to do things i can't so the only thing holding me back is me and that's my ninja way in this moment i knew what i had to do what it was going to i i i know a lot of people in here aren't as smart as me and barney and so you didn't understand that but i'd like to let you know that it did make sense take to feel worthy of this title i was going to have to become a scarab lord oh [ __ ] [Music] there's no way he's gonna get it there's no way no way like you know how much time and effort that takes dude this is badass what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] wow lots of bugs dude that intro was so good with all the other guilds so what even is a scarab lord why is it so epic and where the hell have all the videos been huh where are my videos where is the new video barney barney what up dude is the vid coming new video when barney b hey guys i'm awake now i love seeing people that are not me that make content get harassed by random people on online to do something like it makes me feel way better about myself because i have to deal with that [ __ ] every day i log on like i log on right bro do what you up to man are you you chilling dude hey mama yo do you want to do a normal run of antorus with me it's me and my brother do you want to come with us i'm like nah brothers oh dude next time i'm like yeah yeah sure dude and so like whenever i see somebody else get harassed by people right i'm so i'm so happy to see i'm so happy to see other people have this [ __ ] happen to them because this [ __ ] happens to me all the time video when do you know what the video is coming did you know every day i check your channel and cry cause no upload did you know you can get 68 off a two-year nordvpn plan at nordvpn.com wow seems like you guys really have a lot of questions well let's start with the easy ones where have i been oh you know just stop yeah i'm just enjoying my favorite game where bosses can just decide to walk out of bounds becoming untargetable just as they were about to die what if that boss had a move where every time someone died he leveled up making him bigger and stronger man it would sure suck if he could teleport you to him so you fall under the map and die and what the game because the game knows you're outbound but then you get stuck in an infinite loop of just logging in falling and being bro this boss is hard i was also playing a little bit of animal crossing i i found this strange monument and there was this skull that whispered to me boasting ancient forbidden alchemical secrets how to transmute gold with that price that awful price i did things to those animals horrible things unspeakable things was it even worth it this is yes flying under the map in my face oh that's some [ __ ] up [ __ ] dude i love it whenever people take children's games and make them demonic video game did we go through that existential dread i played through rimworld again probably going to make this into a video though so why is he killing one planning to make this entire video series that you're watching right now you're welcome it's scarable dude this doesn't happen overnight also all of this and now this doesn't happen overnight also all of this move back okay so he's living with his parents and he's moving into a new place i really cannot understand how awful living with my parents is lmao what do you mean that's awesome you just get your mom to make you dinner and you never leave your room what do you mean that's dude i've lived with my mom all the thing is i've never lived i've never not lived with my mom like not really so maybe it would be different for uh maybe it would be different your mom's cool yeah i guess so maybe somebody else's mom would be a complete [ __ ] i have no idea but for me i'm lucky and now we're up to speed next question what is a scarab lord whilst i'm sure most people who play well know what a scarab lord is i'm going to summarize it all anyway it's a little concerned with the gates of anchorage patch in this patch of world of warcraft blizzard introduced the 20-man raid ruins of anchorage and the 40-man raid temple of ankara however these raids aren't actually open yet because the gates of encourage are closed so how do we open the gate well the encouragement we've just introduced these two new breeds it also introduced a server-wide event known as the war effort and a very very very very very long notorious questline known as the scepter questline it was really a giant cross-faction fetch question like that [ __ ] was really true to hand in several thousand materials of varying rarities did i say a couple thousand sorry i meant tens of thousands once both factions have completed their list there is a five-day real-time waiting period where the war npcs will move from their current location to silithus and once they arrive inside that's so cool man like this event was so badass i wish they would make more events like this in the game now but the thing is like the the war effort event kind of got [ __ ] up because everybody knew what it was gonna be so there was no like excitement about farming the items or anything you just had like a handful of top guilds stockpile all the resources and turn them in at the beginning of the war effort beginning so it would be so badass if we actually had events like this again in the game that had impact but you didn't just know what they were going to be stockpile and turned on the first day yeah exactly the classic receptor quest line comes in the scepter quest line is a grueling grindy gargantuan task that requires an entire guild support just to stand a chance of completion and trust me you're going to see every single step of this bastard quest so don't worry if i'm not going into enough detail for you just yet i will suffer as i have all you need to know right now is that the septa quest line rewards you with a scepter yellow [ __ ] and once the war effort event has concluded and exactly five days have passed a player can use this scepter to ring the gong outside and karaj and open the raid for their server following this there is pretty badass period where any other septa bearers can also ring the gong and why would anyone else want to ring the gong if the raid is already open well that's a tale as old as time it's the mountain oh man there it is dude in walmart the status symbol in some ways they're more of a representation of your journey than your character even is you are your mount if you go to retail right now you'll notice two things one it sucks and two everyone just spends all their time collecting mounts from legacy content [ __ ] i mean that's actually all the content like that is unironically all of the content in wow is you just collect mounts nothing else matters there's nothing else that's important it's just collecting mounts everything else is completely irrelevant and it means i nothing i'm guilty of the same thing i'm i'm reading old one as i record this audio it's not even a joke i'll tap i'm i'm i'm here scholars and intellectuals have debated for centuries that the obsession for collecting mounts is the only thing keeping retail afloat and would have to agree with them mount culture permeates every nook and cranny of this game and it only grows stronger as each expansion introduces even more mounts but molding malding mount collector luck endurance build and it's just a picture of me with an axe i do look a little bit crazy huh i don't know yeah i guess so i never even thought of that i'm in the thumbnail that's kind of funny man true though i was gonna it's pretty good yeah all right i have this game and it only grows stronger as each expansion introduces even more mounts but in a community driven game that has evolved past the need for community people aren't going to remember you they'll only remember your mount so you've got to make sure that amount is lit proof of your skill of your ability to commit to a grind proof that you're alive i like how this guy is like so [ __ ] casual that he can't even show any good mountains dude he's not he's showing like the [ __ ] ironbound proto drake the the headless horseman's realms dude this is some casual ass [ __ ] dude why where dude where's the the gladiator where's the remove from the game 10 years ago pve achievement mount like where's that of a [ __ ] anything is good as long as you're flexible and this obsession for flexing rare mounts can be traced all the way back to vanilla with the black karaji resonating crystal unquestionably the rarest mount in the game even still to this day this mount was the doombringer the harbinger of the end times purely because of how rare and exclusive lizard made this mount you see this mount can only be obtained by those that ring the scarab gone during the 10 hour event i mentioned earlier and once this is such a big deal the mount can never be obtained ever again never ever this mount is the ultimate world of warcraft flex this mount is what it means to be a scarab lord this mount tells the tale of true gaming legends now buckle up for 10 minutes of lore [ __ ] the thing is like that used to be i i really wish that they had [ __ ] like that in the game now like i would love for them to have [ __ ] like that do you have the mount i didn't need it man i didn't get it i i could have got it i could have got it easy now i could have easily gotten that now it would have been a joke for me to get that mount but i just i didn't have time i didn't have time to get it man i was busy doing other i was busy doing other stuff man there's nothing wrong with that yeah there's nothing wrong with that if you redeem this but no no matt he hasn't not the thing i don't need to do i don't need that one man there's no way he got this though i guess no way this guy makes youtube videos he's not gonna get the scare aboard mount welcome to silithus the insect infested desert of kalimdor eons ago this desert was still a desert i guess but it was home to many bugs but it still is still exactly the same but it was different back then okay you know azeroth used to look like this before queen ashara went and blew up the well of eternity [ __ ] crazy these bugs were called the akira and the akira were a sentient race of insectoids who were born from old god poop don't believe me look it up [ __ ] beasts we're fighting [ __ ] beasts [ __ ] spawns what the [ __ ] dude what when did that they're literal yeah they're literal dung beetles i didn't even think of that you're right anyway the ikea just kind of vibed for a couple centuries not really doing much uh not really making any history not really doing anything that would draw anyone's attention but then the titans attacked from space the titans who are like giant space dudes born from planets were frolicking through the universe one day when they stumbled upon the planet they realized something was off what is this animation what is that is that agamar almanthul and uh was that golgoneth oh my god through the universe one day when they stumbled upon the planet of azeroth what the [ __ ] this is so ridiculous rothen realized something was off wait is this planet pregnant and yes the planet was pregnant which is good but there was still something off which was bad hey guys should there be giant algae horrors infecting the planet yeah we should probably do something about that so the titans swooped in on azeroth and punched all the old girls really hard except for armanthal he kind of went overboard and ripped the old god yashar straight from the planet which uh was a mistake oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what have i done a deep crevice formed where your charge was snapped yeah realizing that it's not simple you can't just kill the old gods the titans decided instead to construct giant prisons for the old gods prisons that would also function as research centers so they could try to figure out this is so good like i'm actually monster energy oh that actually makes sense you know they're not gonna yeah yeah it doesn't matter i'm i was gonna say something bad but i'm just not gonna worry about this is really really good like i have to i have to hand it to all barney here this animation is [ __ ] amazing like straight up this is [ __ ] amazing dude how the hell to save this baby now remember the akira turns out the titans kind of decided to build c'thun's prison right on top of where they were living that's a mistake what are they going to do about it and they are squished a couple thousand years later the titans are off in another universe doing titan stuff don't worry they built some stone robots to run these prisons what could go wrong now that the land isn't swarming with old gods and isn't yet swarming with elves or humans it's a pretty good day to be a troll this is the best troll the golden arc of troll kind they're everywhere and they run this [ __ ] the jakari tribe probably it's actually so funny how stupid the trolls are like the night elves used to be trolls and then they literally stopped being trolls and they became night elves and then they beat the [ __ ] out of the trolls like it's actually like imagine being a troll like it just like being a troll is sad it's just sad in itself there's no like oh well what if you no no it's just [ __ ] sad man and there's some in the burning legion well look he can't yeah not i mean you know you're gonna make some mistakes but overall night elves are better okay trolls suck you never who would roll like imagine playing a troll you're basically saying hey i want to role play as a loser and by the way barney's in chat can we get some hearts in chat for barney this video is amazing i love it should have kept it down around oldwa though because they kind of woke up old god yogg-saron's most dedicated servant a dude called kithix guess what he's pissed swearing vengeance against the trolls for waking him up kithicks used his mind magic to scan the planet for insecure beings ripe for manipulation and he found what he was looking for remember the ikea from earlier it turns out they're not all dead they're just underground and really sad about it the perfect targets and so he began whispering to them hey after decades of whispering the job was done the small tribe of insectoids had reproduced into an army and kephix was ready to go to war with the trolls only he definitely wasn't ready to go to war with the trolls because he actually got his ass handed to him like the same day and then catholics but he's really bit this guy was really hard for them to beat like they had to [ __ ] like they this guy was an [ __ ] dude like this was this guy was a pain in the dick to get rid of [ __ ] died [ __ ] this yeah said some of the a care we're just gonna go back underground and then they ran away to the north to create the subterranean kingdom of as joel naroon the rest of the akira who definitely didn't want to go back underground decided no it's time to rise up and take back our land they ransacked the prison of c'thun and started building an insect kingdom inside it it's hard to say whether or not the akira knew that there was an old god unconscious in the basement but what we do how do you not know that how do you not know that there's a giant old god in debate that's it would be so obvious i don't know maybe that's weird but i think that would be so obvious if there was an old god in the basement because he'd be talking to you be like hey yo what up hey hey yo yo whoa yo what up like there'd be something like that i i couldn't imagine that not being the case man i really couldn't they lack critical information exactly who knows that c'thun's latent energies started transforming the akira and before long they had become an entirely new race the karaji they named their old god prison hive kingdom and karaj and then they just fell asleep for like a thousand years a thousand years later azeroth looks a little different now because queen yeah yeah anyway silithus is now a night elf territory because the druids want to make silithus into a lush green forest and plant a big tree there and call it dordrasil oh also c'thun just woke up wait did they actually just wanna wait so they were literally trying to terraform it and that's why they had to wait so all this was over because they wanted to make a garden but they could we could have just left them alone but the night i just wanted to make a garden and so we had to have a go we had to go to war for a garden for another treat they already have like two trees how many did they need and so all the bugs woke up and flooded silithus yeah it sucked hey these bugs are killing us the night elves said to the understood the archdruid was like don't worry guys my son got this and his son was like wait what and then his son died because he definitely didn't got this no the archdruid cried my son is dead i'm too depressed to war and so the bugs pushed the night elves out of silithus into un'goro and made three hives here here and here then the bugs pushed the night elves out of un'goro into tanaris and made a hive here and then the bugs pushed into tanaris and made two hives here and here and by this point the night elves were like hey these bugs are still killing us do something this is the same plot of remember that movie where um reign of fire rain of fire and they were digging for gold they're mining and then they dug up a dragon they're like [ __ ] that's a dragon and then dragons took up the whole took out the whole world this is exactly the same plot literally the exact same plot nothing arts druid and the archdude was like don't worry guys the bronze drake's got this and the bronze drake's like wait what no we don't care about this knock knock it's the karachi army with huge bugs with swords sword bugs open the caverns of time stop having them be closed no now that the bugs had tried to move on his territory and a chronos was angry so angry he called up all his dragon friends to come help him nuke the bugs and push them back into ankara oh one by one the drakes used their signature forbidden jutsus to thin the karachi numbers and then anachronos when the archdruid channeled their energies to create a giant gate and sealed ankara shut forever tm with his fire breath melted down the dead anubisath into obsidian and with it he formed a sacred gong he then produced three ultra rare gems and together with the leftover obsidian he fashioned a scepter should you ever need to reopen these gates take this scepter and ring the gong the entrepreneur why we ever why we ever open that [ __ ] back up again man did anybody ever say why the [ __ ] we ever open it back up again for lou well we did this all for for a mouth like that's the thing is you think all right so you've got a few bugs they're just [ __ ] around oh [ __ ] someone forgot something inside behind the gate oh [ __ ] we gotta reopen it's true yeah we gotta reopen it we've received the scepter turn to anna kronos and said what i'm not going in there yeah ever and then he smashed the samsa into little pieces and was like okay dick and then he flew off present day turns out the bugs have realized wait this is a wall we can just climb over it some of us have wings like what are we doing yeah so now silithus is being swarmed again and we need to open these gates to take the fight to the source okay source and unlike the bugs we can't just climb over the walls so if we're going to open it you can you have to wall jump skates we need to rebuild the shifting sands and to do that we're going to need help lots of help please yeah please wish me luck day one welcome to day one of patch 1.13.5 turns out you can just climb over the wall yeah we figured this out like 20 minutes yeah that that's the end of the video series thank you for they made it boys there it is and they all lived happily ever after and raided aq together until max came out and they quit the game because tbc was coming out anyway wow what a beautiful story let's get a round of applause for barney what a great video okay it turns out the raids don't actually work until the gates are open that's something that's actually blocked out of context a lot blizzard content like this was when i moved back to the uk and could no longer watch us netflix you know the good ones hey stop listening to my thoughts that's [ __ ] up i could have been thinking about anything if only there was a way i could bypass region block so i could watch the office on netflix and said friend they have friends in the uk friends friends this [ __ ] sucks okay i guess now you know i don't like friends so nobody likes friends like the thing is those 90s sitcoms maybe this is a hot take those 90s sitcoms were garbage like i watched some of them over again they were not funny like i'm sorry they're not funny wait i i i wa i tried i genuinely try i'm like man this [ __ ] does not make me laugh this [ __ ] makes me the opposite of laugh it makes me sit there seinfeld i actually so seinfeld is the worst one i really really wanted to like seinfeld i really did and i watched it whenever i was a kid i didn't like it i watched it whenever i got older and i thought oh maybe there's adult themes that i just don't understand now and now that i'm older i'll get it i watched it again i understood the themes and i'm like it still sucks that 70s show was okay that one was all right the other ones were terrible though we gonna stay on my head now thanks but seriously if anyone knows how to bypass region blocks uh that would be very helpful for me personally i guess we'll never know yeah call me when uh they play the one with the funny joke this is laughter inside my own head welcome to cenarion home the final outpost here we can find barristolf of the shifting sands hey what's up i'm baristalf of the shifting sands all you need to know about this guy is that he was brought back to life by anna kronos with magic sand and now his eternal service is that he has to stand here and just watch forever and if you think that sounds miserable i take no pleasure in telling you that his fate gets so much worse like right now i'm supposed to be picking my quest up from him he's not [ __ ] here ah we'll get to that later another scarab lord target in my guild had picked up the quest earlier and was able to share it oh okay targets i should probably tell you about that getting scarab lord requires a lot of people here so many people and so much time that even large guilds will usually opt to grind for just the one scarab lord and for the most part that was the case on grabulus one see this is the best thing about being a guild master it was uh it was the best thing about being guild master and classic wow is you could force your guild to farm scare aboard for you so there's actually some guilds that i heard of that would they would give you dkp if you did scarab fragments and you turned it into the guild can you believe that dude can you do i would never honestly if somebody ever told me to do that yeah you were getting loot locked for not for not farming for their amount like if somebody ever told me that i had to do that i would be like listen guys how about we make our own guild and we wait for somebody else to open that [ __ ] and we just [ __ ] around how about that and then i thought everybody would leave i'd have my own guild it'd be great man i don't fight for myself i'll do something else yeah i do it with blackjack and hookers well mostly just i just i want all the loot man that's it like i would never join a guild like if i ever thought that like a guild it's just like it's only just to help one dude i would immediately quit that [ __ ] just add a principle man add a [ __ ] principle one guild one scarab lord target however my guild final boss let's just say we had big plans one of my final boss is not that really that good of a name anymore ask anybody on gravulus what they think of final boss and the answer will probably vary to some they're just your average sweaty raiding girls are sweaty nerds try hard law i went to a dungeon with some final boss members and they were all so geared that i ended up with all the loot it was awesome maybe i forget about my terrible home life final boss of the living embodiment of everything that is wrong with my classic experience the most repugnant server villains you ever did see wait there's a [ __ ] you know the funniest thing is like all of the drama and complaining is just simply screenshots from the classic wow reddit like that reddit did such a bad job um that red did such a bad job of like getting rid of like all the toxicity like it was the it was probably like at the phase one of classic it was probably one of the worst reddits on the entire website i'm not even kidding you because they they made it out like oh well we have to hold people accountable it's like what the [ __ ] do you mean this is some random guy that you're making some hate threat about like this happened in my guild too and like people had this [ __ ] happen it's crazy i was amazed people even put up with that like reddit should have got rid of that but they didn't the bad guys final boss are toxic trash i hate them okie dokie spits on the ground i heard you have to go fully world buffed to every raid or they kick your final boss may have every realm first but they will never have life lives as you can see we have quite the reputation and given that this is a role play server it wouldn't be very in character of us to slack during this event why stop at one scarab lord when you can have two oh my god but wait why stop at two scarab lords when you can have three no no but wait and watch what i do right here why stop at three scarab lords when you could just not stop at all this is my guild scarab lord target list if this looks long and ridiculous to you that's because it is there is absolutely no way everyone on this list is getting scarab lord but when the goal is to get as many as possible there's nothing wrong with overshotting the list and who's that all the way at the bottom of the list wait it's me wait he's number 18 for scarab horde bro this is some [ __ ] up [ __ ] like they're gonna do at number 18. why i thought he was a streamer man he's supposed to be on first place like the thing is you have to have you have to give all your streamers the good gear and everything that way it shows off that it shows off that you're a good guild it's kind of like having a rep paladin with a bunch of good gear it's the same as in classic wow you have a rep paladin with a whole lot of gear it's like having a really expensive poodle you spend like [ __ ] two grand a month keeping care of this poodle that if it hears a horn honk outside the house it has a heart attack and it has to have its own [ __ ] personal dog therapist and people that have that it's a status symbol because it's like look at this look how much money i can spend on this thing that's totally useless and doesn't do anything and it's the same thing with having a rep pallet and a guild you've got a rep paladin with like mita menethil or like they've got all this other badass gear it's like you know that that guild is so confident think about it war zones get no i think about it it's the same thing man it's like it's not looking good but you guys know me i'm just here for the experience yeah and the mischief i've got a lot of new tricks up my sleeve i've been dying to try twisting neither what the [ __ ] it's a it's a pun uh you guys oh is it likely i'm doing it no not even a little bit but let's see how far i can get nonetheless after all this event only happens once and what kind of gamer would i be if i didn't give it my best shot also i swore to myself that i would make a good video out of this event because you know i can make videos allegedly right now barristolf needs us to check if anna chronos and his crew are home he'd do it himself but he's bound to this location by blood i guess in this case sand now your average troglodyte [ __ ] would pick up this quest and then take the five-minute flight path to daenerys and then walk the five minutes for you the power of planet it's just that easy so now we're into outside the caverns of time or more accurately inside a wall outside the caverns of time dude the summoning alts that are inside of walls and [ __ ] in classic wow is probably the dumbest thing about the game dude i'm going to be honest it is the dumbest [ __ ] thing about the game i always thought it was stupid as [ __ ] as i did yeah it's so bad like we have them every guild has them worry about it our current mission objective locate anna kronos and his friends god i hope we make it but yeah not really much to say about this quest i just had to walk forward so that's that really uh then i waited for my summon back to cenarian hold a warrior attacks me on low health which i don't want i wasn't even trying to fight like i blinded him i was trying to run away and take my summon but then i saw his last stand ran out oh yeah like you take the summon without killing the guy on one man [ __ ] off dude man [ __ ] off with that [ __ ] dude like why is it always gotta be a warrior that dies unhealthy anyway i took the summon back to cenarian hold and went to hand in the quest of barista the observative among you will of course notice um he's still not [ __ ] here yeah it turns out if you flag yourself as at war with the scenario oh yeah well that's good game design so my guild was actually planning on spam killing beresthoth over and over and over for months to delay the opening of the gates to get everybody's scarab board so nobody could turn anything in and just having rotations of people that would just continuously spam kill him forever so everybody could get scared bored and why didn't we because we're lazy wait what do you mean we're lazy i give a [ __ ] right just play the game like everybody my this is like i'm in a lazy ass [ __ ] guild man they raid like once a day once a week and like if the raid takes more than two hours like yeah guys i got a guy [ __ ] now i gotta go this is taking so long man that's what it was like naturally where there's the potential for griefing you will usually find a griefer but in this case we weren't so lucky for there to be only for scarab lord no one knows who these anonymous agents of chaos were where they came from or even what their motive was the identity of these fiends is still a heated point of contention today with fingers being pointed aimlessly in every which direction at every witch guild backed up by an undue the reason is why everybody had the same idea it wasn't like we had this idea and nobody else had it everybody wanted to spam kill these mobs because that would make it take longer for people to get their scarab board stuff that's the whole reason overwhelming amount of circumstantial evidence intellectuals expect the identity of the epi for scarab lord members to stay an unsolved grubulous mystery until the end of time but we don't need to know their identities or to understand their motives to understand their goal because their goal was pretty [ __ ] clear baristalf must die so here's what happened the griefers would revive and kill varys off that people would retaliate and kill the griefers ten minutes later barista would respawn and the griefers would revive and kill barista rinse and repeat but not only was barista being griefed no simple people were also openly pvping in the streets knowing there was too much going on for the guards to do anything about it but naturally defending yourself would get you immediately killed by those guards yeah you just haven't run out one shot eleven because for the next part of the quest i have to kill a guy in black wing lair and bring his head to barista so uh really hope i can pick that quest up sometime soon yeah one of these days the [ __ ] the dial-up sound in the background dude this game was so [ __ ] stupid man [Music] please please it's not very interesting i thought it would be really funny to watch it be so triggering to be honest yeah oh oh he got it there it is that was the worst [ __ ] i've ever done that's back then little did i know i'd come to long for those days of waiting two hours to pick up a quest but as for right now i'm kind of late for that raid yes 39 other people were waiting for me whilst this [ __ ] was going on thanks for scaring lord i honestly wasn't expecting the level of griefing to be this high right off the bat but as a wise man once said if you didn't expect this to happen i don't know what world you're living in welcome have truer words ever been said if you didn't think this [ __ ] was gonna happen man dude [Music] you should have i actually really liked what he said a minute ago where he was like if the potential for griefing exists there will probably be griefing that's like a [ __ ] that should be like barney's law of the internet that's so good because it's true it's 100 [ __ ] true it's a it's a five head statement yeah that's that's some socrates [ __ ] exactly to blackwing laughs in the dark recesses of the mountain's peak nefarian the eldest son of deathwing conducts some of his most awful experimentation controlling mighty beings like puppets and combining the eggs of different dragonflights with horrific results why should he prove successful even darker pursuits rest on the horizon but we didn't come here for another law tangent oh [ __ ] doesn't have a law reason as to why we're here to kill brood lord lashley specifically we just have to do it to prove our work yeah i just think if that was the case they'd have us collect their head of fire more you know the actual hardest encounter in the raid implying classic is hard now this raid i'm in isn't my normal weekly raiding team with so many scarab lord targets and only five-ish raiding teams we can only clear blackwing lair five times a week and with no way of knowing just how fast the war effort might complete those five raids might be the only heads that can go towards scarab lords some servers were predicted to and did finish their war effort hand-ins on 14 hours i remember apes finished it in like what seven or nine hours or some stupid [ __ ] like it was insane how fast they completed that it was crazy like people shwayton axe comes out it's so hard nax is harder uh naxa is definitely harder than all the other raids 100 it's much harder uh five or eight teams what the [ __ ] dude it at the height of its power olympus had like 12 raiding teams like there were so many raiding teams in olympus every single guild had like two raiding teams like you remember we had all the way up we had like olympus 13. it was crazy special olympus we actually did have special olympus and and only two cleared bwl yeah the reason why only two cleared bwl is because everything about classic wow imploded before bwl came out that wasn't my fault all of them cleared mc a1 and while scrobulus wasn't predicted to finish that fast one thing was for certain if you want a serious chance at scarab lord you need to get a brood lord head on your first weekly lockout but when you're on the list in a situation where not even your guild has enough raids to go around you have to get creative so i joined the gdkp so what's a gdkp a gdkp is essentially a pug ran by a trusted member of the community they need to be trusted because in a gdkp all the loot is bid on with gold once the raid is complete the raid will move to a location and bid on all the items that dropped one hundred point two to the number three three to nine four four dollars once all the items have been i actually wish i could do a gdkp run back in a day because i could go back and show you because i had so many strategies on how to shave money off the pod like the first time that i ever was on twitch was doing a gdkp run whenever tally was in my raid and i scammed them out of so much money like i split the pot there's a 25 man raid i kicked two people out i divided it by 25 and then i added two extra cuts for us to buy consumables for the next week and the next week we didn't do the raid dude i made so much money that day it was insane and then i had my friends i would whisper them that were in the raid to bid people up who i knew had a lot of gold and they really wanted an item so i would have them bid the guy up for the gear the gold and then suddenly be like oh well i don't need it in her mind it's okay and then make the guy sit there it all was so good dude oh my god i was such a piece of [ __ ] oh auctioned off the money is then totaled and divided equally amongst the raiders you make a nice long queue and then one by one everyone has traded their share it's a pretty good system for all those involved people can join just to make money people can join to try and buy gear people can this is one time dude we were in cataclysm and [ __ ] i did a gdkp run for blackwing descent and it went so badly that the guy didn't give me my share of gold and i spammed in trade chat for five hours that the guy scammed me out of my gdkp cut because i was being toxic in the raid and then my friend fought him in arena and ended up beating him in arena and made a youtube video about it talking [ __ ] about him join just to have fun and read yeah we had to do the same thing we got in the way wait people play this game for fun on grubulus we have many gdkps on horde side only by the way the alliance don't know what the [ __ ] they're doing and this isn't even like a ha ha alliance suck meme like they actually don't have gdkps and they also outnumber us so it doesn't even make sense like what are you guys doing this post made by the horde gravulus gang step it up alliance funny it's kind of sad but as i was saying on horde side grabulus we got gdkp's running every single [ __ ] day of the week you can't even look at the trade chat without having copy past a force down your throat delicious so naturally in the weeks leading up to the event i fished around all the gdkps messaging the various organizers to know what the going rate would be for a brood lord head but unfortunately for me the head was either sold not for sale or just a bit too pricey for a humble lucky charm salesman such as myself once upon a time i prided myself knowing that everything i had i worked for but uh honestly it's kind of getting old because rogues don't really have good money making farms and with the great arcanite crash of 2020 i'm starting to see that asmin gold esmen gold had it right the whole time abusing clout for in-game currency truly is best in slot look gold as when gold had it right the whole time abusing clout for in-game currency truly what i want to say if anybody uh on kel'thuzad has any 226 boe items and you don't need them or uh if there's anything like that that you would potentially want to maybe uh you know part with let me know uh and also if you have any gold that you don't need i could uh i could i could hey you know where you know where to find me man it's best in slot please send me gold it's not even a bit i'm not even going to send lucky charms anymore i just want gold just give me so with no brood lord heads available see i'm glad see that now now it's it's becoming more commonplace because whenever i started begging for gold everybody was really mad about it but now so many other streamers do it and so many other people do it it's more acceptable and i i think yeah pints are openly begging for gold in their videos yeah because i've normalized the behavior like i here's actually i never thought of this but i think it i i think right now i was like jesus i was like jesus so jesus dies for their sins and the way listen to this so i had to be punished and everybody hated me i was crucified by the community for doing this so they could be memed about and loved for doing it afterwards i did that for you with all my friends either belonging to my guild or guilds that were going for scarab lords of their own i had nowhere left to turn no other options it looks like i had run out of luck sight [ __ ] i rub my lucky charm and put that thing into overdrive chain of catastrophic timeline altering events temporal sickness is a very real thing i haven't felt quite like myself since i manifested this timeline but it was worth it because in this timeline virgin's weekly gdkp actually doesn't have a brood lord head target in this timeline von hovey is too put off by the scarab lord grind to want it so in this timeline the brood lord head goes to me and because i rerolled timelines until i made it this way in this timeline i don't even have to pay for it i'm [ __ ] good anyway the rest of this raid was a pretty standard ordeal that's interesting which is pretty damn good for a pug if you came for a dozen drama i'm afraid i've let you down the best i can do is let this clip play out wherein i go 12 seconds without getting healed and die okay all right here we go let's watch it [Music] yeah curtis i hope this helps after we killed nefarian we ported to the swagger auction off the loot usually this is done in the valley of spirits but instead we opted to jump out of bounds and do some of the auctions underneath orgrimmar 10 minutes later multiple people were reported to have been bleeding from the eyes due to the aggressively orange background so we moved to do the rest of the auctions behind the ragefire chasm portal after the loot was auctioned off i received my split of 379 gold wow and took the flight path back to the ceiling and hold all things considered i was making pretty good progress i had doubled my gold my roommates cooked me dinner and i had a big bag of water and other legal substances needless to say i was overcome with optimism that was until i flew into cenarian hold and saw the swarming mass of people and realized oh no i have to have this head into barista yeah he's still being griefed for six hours and morale was at an all-time low the chaos insurgents had succeeded in wearing people cried out for relief for an end to their misery i reached across my desk and lightly caressed my framed image of jeff kaplan and closed my eyes please jeff please help us hear my prayer do something do anything i opened my eyes barista respawned but i was late i spammed revive and mashed my interacts macro the window opened i clicked my quest i handed it in and i ah got em dude i'll be right back i take a piss give me one second guys okay i'm back sorry about that boys take a piss dude as you can hear i was quite ecstatic but not as ecstatic as barista because as you might have noticed um he's still [ __ ] here not dying not dead not under attack but alive and standing proud ready to hand out quest amazing you want to know why because after six long awful harrowing hours blizzard had finally taken notice of us peasants and reached out their giant frosty hand i thought that's what happened i didn't remember what it was but i think that's what happened uh did you wash your hands uh oh man why would i wash my hands sup y'all it's me it's your boy asthma gold listen so they actually changed this which is smart a blizzard because they knew that classic players would never stop being degenerate and they just they just change it they were like you know what we can't make this this was an actual change in classic wow if you guys can believe that absolutely disgusting and and and made bear stealth invincible no changes by the way and just like that the evil was vanquished [ __ ] him [ __ ] now let me tell you about the next part of the quest to rebuild the scepter of the shifting sands we need to locate the three gems i spoke about earlier unfortunately for us we have no idea where any of them are the only person that does uh hates us so naturally yeah kronos isn't going to be telling us a damn thing however there's one thing anna kronos hates even more than us barista reckons if we kill enough bugs and provide proof and a chronos might yet there's no way so he brands us with the mark of nozdormu and asks us to kill bugs in cylinders there's no way our shoddy reputation with the bronze dragonfly i don't know what i did personally to be hated by these bronze dragons but i'm not as an agent of nozdormu anytime i kill a bug from one of the three hives or the spire outside cenarion hold i will be able to loot between one and four silithid carapace fragments once i have 200 fragments i can hand them into barista to improve my reputation with anachronos oh wait my reputation is really bad how many times am i gonna have to do this quest he will also give me a proxy of nozdormu an item that lets me deputize other people so they too can collect fragments without having to do all the steps that led up to this point in the quest speaking of proxies and good reputation nordvpn.com i literally paid my taxes using nordvpn because the state of michigan for some reason doesn't accept payments from ip addresses outside the usa hello how terrible this service stopped me from accidentally committing tax evasion so that was your bad pretty good vpn.com slash barney 64. now it's actually probably better that he did like three mini ads in the video rather than one big ad in the video because that means that somebody's probably they're so short people probably aren't going to click through them that it's actually like 300 iq i'm not even kidding ability to loot carapace fragments from the bugs i set off to hive zora where my guild were currently stationed the system we had going at this point was pretty simple all fragments farmed were to go towards the current scarab lord target which at this point was typo over time he would deputize other people in the raid as he got fragments if you were currently one of the few people able to make the fragments drop you were given a raid mark so people knew to let you hit mobs at least once so the fragments would actually drop for the purpose of this video i would be allowed to keep my first 200 fragments for myself just to serve as a benchmark for how long it would take to farm that many i'd say under normal circumstances a solo player could probably farm about 100 fragments in about an hour but we weren't the only ones here with barystals now invincible there was no longer an arbitrary roadblock holding people back yeah so pretty much every single guild going for scarab lord on the server began pouring into the hives at the same time blood gates had been opened dude this was so bad on farolina this was so [ __ ] bad you guys have no idea it was a terrible terrible time for everybody involved great bug farming had begun [Music] okay this is a really good video like i'm gonna i'm gonna say like this is really really really good video [Music] you

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Length: 53min 34sec (3214 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 31 2020