Latina Puts EVERYTHING In Her Mouth | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

you okay buddy you gonna hold yourself the whole show dog you're making me feel uncomfortable i'm not gonna make fun of you man we're here together what's your name francisco nice to meet you that's your roommate that's what you tell your parents foreign how long you guys been roommates five years huh i can't get gay married out here yet or what i don't think you guys are gay but the more questions i ask i'm like nah they're definitely gay man and that's cool francisco i mean you're named after the gayest place in america when you think about it what do you do out here bro for [Applause] lululemon knew i was on to something bro do you wear lululemon not at all it's not your thing what's your thing puerto rico you wear puerto rico just panties just that okay i'm glad you answered that question because for a moment i thought you were absolutely [ __ ] it's nice being a hot girl right you just say whatever guy goes oh yeah i'm excited where's puerto rico i love puerto rico you're single you have a boyfriend are you married you're single gotcha okay how long have you been single for just a year okay are you enjoying your time catching bodies how many bodies you caught this year you think like a police department was the murder rate going on round there two the whole year two dicks the whole year wow you ever worry that you'll like lose your skill at sex if you don't do it often you do you do really control yourself bro control yourself this is a good this is a good man right here because he heard that [ __ ] and he knew his wife was next to him he didn't even look over he just kept eating his [ __ ] hummus dip just dipped another chip and i'm gonna look straight i don't care about all that ratchetness over there i'm a happily married man i don't give [ __ ] [ __ ] eating dicks and [ __ ] at the same god damn time where is she where is she called a voice [Applause] dicks and [ __ ] at the same time that seems almost impossible to eat a dick in a [ __ ] at the same time you would need two mouths to do that or a really small penis where you could pack it on one side like tobacco and then just lick [ __ ] out the other hand you must have a tongue like a golden retriever just oh god francisco you've probably eaten dicks and [ __ ] what is it like

Channel: The Andrew Schulz

Views: 3,923,597

Keywords: Andrew Schulz, Schulz, Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Theo Von, TOm Segura, Chris Delia, Comedy, Heckler, Roasted, Destroyed, Charlamagne, Charlamagnethagod, Cthagod, Breakfastclub, akaashsingh, flagrant2, barstool

Id: PP1kYUV7Hks

Length: 3min 55sec (235 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 11 2021