Captured The Rarest Asian! | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

are y'all Mexican [ __ ] y'all what are you your Arabic y'all came out here you blend the [ __ ] in huh holy [ __ ] dude these Arabic guys are good I could have swore y'all Mexican you got the flannel and [ __ ] what's got ready to go yer middle-eastern your Middle Eastern you a little bit I can see you the most he's just chillin in a cup quiet but you two guys can be Mex it you are Mexican right damn bro you thought you had a squad bro you thought you thought you met the SI is wrong now you have played got [ __ ] play bro what type of middle-eastern doc Palestinian oh [ __ ] does that exist I'm sure I heard a Jew laugh really loud over there that one laughs now that was a good one I like that joke very funny it's not one Mexican you just hold that down for La Crosse Iowa I hear you bro I don't even know if I believe you're Mexican now what do you got what are you busting out across they got Christian Palestinians you ever heard of Jesus Oh [ __ ] you're right bro I'm gonna [ __ ] was from there without you guys you're Mexican you gotta be I got that [ __ ] down but you're not you're Asian what type of Asian are you what what did you just say your last name you're from palm is that near ping no wonder y'all so good at this [ __ ] no pong is a type of Asian no Hmong Mong huh son y'all asian miss did you know that one mom do we have you in New York I usually know my Asian [ __ ] this is new to me mom what from what country if you say mom I'm gonna flip out miss did you really know about this are you mom to your Chinese a Vietnamese all right I know those normal this one over here is nuts now the Palestinians of Asians bro you're not even sure they really win mom but where is mom ain't neither do we bro so k you'll get there one game keep wanna keep you on

Channel: The Andrew Schulz

Views: 2,623,647

Rating: 4.9199944 out of 5

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Length: 4min 42sec (282 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 01 2019

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