Guy Is Passed Out In 2nd Row | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

this guy in the second row this black guy in the second row is completely passed out I'm gonna show you how to wake him up ready awesome good [ __ ] weed how do you wake a black guy huh hold on I got it child support and I'm ready your father's hit no still nothing I got it there's naked fat white [ __ ] everywhere now he's dead bro there's no way the black dude up he gotta be dead probably sleeping so peacefully he's even got his hands cross son this is hilarious leave him leave him leave him leave him leave him leave early he's comfortable he needs this [ __ ] he's had a long hard day black guy how did we wake up a black dude who's clearly oh we got two black guys right here thoughts yo your girl got your phone yo your girl's lookin for the phone Bo she looking clean phone she gots her password I got you yo that got next use trying to suck your dick yes you got one what is that no he's fine nobody ever died like this hey bro you okay okay [Applause] well cause the water doc are you okay we got worried about you dude now we were concerned because I was trying to wake you up and I said there was naked fat white [ __ ] and you didn't even budge [Applause] bro you know how wild that must have been to woke up and people are cheering for you I never woke up like warrior died dude that's what happens at the old people home Mildred gets out of bed there I was like you made it one more day on it you're dead bro that's hilarious you good though bro grab some water man we were concerned I mean that I mean that sincerely I'm not [ __ ] around we were concerned you smoked a little bit you're just a little tired a little bit I mean you were passed out there's 700 people in here they were screaming like literally we were all joking around and then we had to people go no no no actually just check on him real quick because how [ __ ] crazy would it be if you were dead that would have been nuts dude dude imagine the first 10 minutes of the videos I just laugh at them the next 10 minutes is like oh [ __ ] revive up oh no CP come on what's your name bro what's it Trayvon nice to meet you Trayvon I'm glad you're good I'm glad you're back we've assigned you a white man to make sure that everything's okay he wasn't sitting with you in the beginning of the night but she looked like you might need some assistance so he's there and if you fall asleep again we've instructed him to lick your earlobe so and look at his face he'll [ __ ] do it that's how he got in his fraternity he will [ __ ] do it in a heartbeat he is ready look at him drinking water [Applause]

Channel: The Andrew Schulz

Views: 3,103,254

Keywords: andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, stand up, brilliant idiots, flagrant 2, podcast, sports, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, charlamagne, charlemange, breakfast club, interviews

Id: w3bQukle4u8

Length: 4min 54sec (294 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 15 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/SamuelArk]

that laugh is a little too much for me mans.

[u/theillestofmeans]

you look like wario bro!

[u/scottloaf]

Gawld dawlg his entire act is being 40 yr old version of the desperate-for-street-cred jewish kid at college who hangs around the basketball team and overlaughs by 300% at everything any of them say and clowns around for attention and nobody can stand him but keep him around for his money and drug connects

[u/LordMurray97]

Schultz fucking suuucks

[u/ButtbuttinCreed]

Yeesh dude is as unfunny as Schaub

[u/JonJonesStillGOAT]

Isn’t this dude like 40? Why he dress like that

[u/astromateen]

Woah! I market genius Shultz you see the promotional banner on the bottom.. bweassttttt of banner

[u/Therobottdevil]

Im starting to think alot of these people who go see comedy shows just laugh for the sake of laughing. One part schues says "that's hilarious" and you can hear some dumb fucks laughing. I didn't even chuckle at anything in this vid.

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