All of Harry's terrible pick up lines from SIDEMEN TINDER

my name is Jacqueline Wagner wine I'm 28 years old and I am from hemel hempstead hi I'm Harry I'm 22 and I cried by myself every night hello I'm Harry I'm 22 I once tried to wax my own [ __ ] and it got stuck together hi I'm Harry and I may have a minor drug problem I'm Harry 22 from Guernsey I'm not very good at social situations I'm Harry I'm 22 and I've lost 400 pounds on online poker in the last week hello I'm Harry I'm 22 and I get my [ __ ] fingered sometimes I'm Harry I'm 22 when I was younger I had an undiscovered wheat allergy which gave me crippling constipation is a good line hello I'm Howie I'm 22 I can't legally vote but if I could I'm 22 and I have a crush on James Charles shoes hello I'm Harry I'm 22 I used to drive a Lamborghini but I can't afford insurance anymore I'm Harry I'm 22 and I don't use toilet paper I just go in the shower and use my hand I'm Harry I'm 22 I got bullied at school but I deserved it hello I'm Harry I'm 22 and I like watching plane crash documentaries I like simran I'm 25 and I'm from Windsor hi I'm Harry and my 17 year old brother can lift more than be at the gym hello I'm Harry I'm 22 I got my vaccines four years late because when I was young my parents thought I had autism hello I'm Harry I'm 22 and I've shat myself more pool time hello I'm Harry I'm 22 and sometimes when I'm sad I drink alone hello I'm Harry I'm 35 and I have two kids hello I'm how are you I'm 22 I should warn you I've just recovered from crippling tonsillitis and it's still contagious get away from me I began the peak I am 24 and I'm from Yorkshire I'm Harry I'm 22 I wrote your part I'm nice your hair is quite nice and you seem like good fun so if I give you this Rose will you finger my bum I mean the Rose is so sentimental where did you pick this from do I only get one not the whole thing if you think my bum I'd have to see it first after you know the bum I've got to know what I'm letting myself in for thank you remind me of your name again Harry Harry where you from Heron Guernsey how BIG's your bum oh don't you see my bomb yeah yeah it's got potential to be honest so I've I'm not a massive fan of fingering awful so Fred it's there's no hurry I'm 22 if I learn this bottle flip will you swipe right I mean it's the sliders and the sauce thank you how romantic you look very nice I'm very impressed can I sit on your chest I'm Harry I'm 22 if I confirm of punching the chest from him or stomach will you still not get it I'm Harry I'm 22 I'd love to live a happy and long life with you unfortunately cancer runs in my family what in mine - I'm Harry I'm 22 and what are your underpants and Katamon have in common say no I loved us Wow I'm 22 if I land this bottle flip will you swipe right on me yes okay if I tell you a joke and you laugh will you swipe right tell me the choking we're seeing how does a penguin build a house how does a penguin build a house you lose it together that's the worst joke I've ever heard hello I'm how are you I'm 22 if I can successfully do ten keep ups will you swipe right [Music] hello I wrote you a little poem hello fine lady could I make you my wife I don't feel like I have any purpose in life I'm Alicia I'm 26 and I'm from London hello flowers on red and violets aren't Eva I'm going to chop you up and put you in a freezer don't have to say no on that one hello I'm Harry I'm 22 if I can successfully juggle for 10 seconds will you swipe right that's got to be a nice honor guys yeah I got my okay you've got incredible eyes and a beautiful figure que si ah legit - if I can land this bottle okay if I tell you a joke and you laugh when you swipe right for me yes what did the fish say when he swam into a wall dogs yes this is my family dog we just got and put down right I'll swipe right for you so tell us a bit bad if I tell you a joke and you laugh yes what do you cook what you call a careful wolf a werewolf hello if I can tell you a joke if I tell you a joke and you laugh would you swipe right yeah I asked a French man if he played video games he said we really I'm Harry on 22 if I tell you a joke the joke your dress sense no go I'll give you it I'll get up go on second tries what type of bagels can fly I don't know what type of bagels can fly playing bagel I'm Molly I'm hiring I'm 22 I love Molly brief ashen choices so I'll give you that yeah hello I'm Harry I'm the youngest in the group here but when I was very young my dad was driving a car and he ran over a rabbit and it didn't fully kill it it was like on the road of that so he went he got like some other back of a car and put his misery and so I've seen some [ __ ] when I'm the kid so I'm quite mature for my age apart from the fact they're still wearing socks and sandals we feed and I don't want to go on be them I don't know what I do when I go for me leading to packing black and I'm on with the bad I stopped over the phone and I boss up a mine with the dust up put him on the trip and sit blockbuster win win win that's the only ammo ring-ring-ring our plot where I know who may let know how that ha ha so just letting us I hate fellows which of the things I drink mellow switch of the ting in my black and yellow so fresh clean solder teen and she popped like Hello train from the bottle while making up hard or call up the server to clean up the bubbles

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Length: 10min 51sec (651 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 30 2019