A HERO Tries To Kill You, His Villain Counterpart Protects You. Who Guards Your Life?

like the video and subscribe right now and this lizard will not shank you asked ridic if you could choose any villain to protect you while the hero counterpart was trying to kill you who would you choose to guard your life Boza would put a good eight or nine worlds between me and mario i'm in another castle [ __ ] this reminds me of the fan theory copypasta where peach is really dating bozer and mario is a duct up stalker type edit it wasn't so much a fan theory as a Loch Ness type twist story it starts as a woman sharing a story about how she's dating this great guy but some creepy stalker dude keeps stalking her and trying to beat him up thinking he's the real boyfriend and near the end she mentions his brother Luigi and that they are plumbers and suddenly you realize it's a Mario parody edit - apparently there's a game called braids and I need to play it you just need to tell bozer - no stand on a bridge or anywhere with gigantic bombs he can be thrown into hobos a meet Mario in world one problem solve berry Samardzija he'd Sybil karate-kick arches us I dunno I think I'd go insane hanging out with Barry all the time what do you think other civic Tory yeah I think we'd go insane the grasshoppers from bug's life because honestly I don't need their help I just call an exterminator and the problems solved plot twist you're now there sighs I'd choose Dexter Morgan because the Miami Police seemed pretty damn incompetent plus I have wood that needs to be chopped if it lasts for more than four hours wouldn't it be easier to call a doctor chopping it off seems a bit extreme seriously it's like they can't solve a single ducking case during the entire show dr. horrible edit why here's my reasoning dr. horrible is really smart his counterpart Captain Hammer is really dumb but very strong if dr. Horrible's made a puzzle that protected me Captain Hammer would never figure it out I think basically any situation where dr. Horrible's plays on the defensive he'd win didn't work out well for penny doofenshmirtz perry the platypus wouldn't actually kill me and he's a ducking platypus I think I could take him I don't think so you have to remember that Perry is also quite proficient in martial arts getting hit with his tail stings like a [ __ ] he's venomous and he's a master of disguise seriously one second you'll be looking at him the next and he'll be gone replaced with an ordinary platypus and then the next P o W Terry the platypus platypus venom will dunk up your life it's literally in the rules that the hero is trying to kill you you can't just say that he won't dr. doom did you know dr. doom is actually good he has foreseen the human race extinct in any situation that does not involve him as the ruler of the world he just knows that nobody will go for it hence the bad guy stuff if we don't give in to dr. doom humans are done for chillin in Latvia wouldn't be so bad I suppose still the ducking Reed will figure out a way to get to you yeah dr. boom is super strong right now and really needs a nerf Swiper I'd kick Dora and her ass and bf boots yup this gets my vote Swiper is useless in a fight but Dora is one of the easiest heroes to beat to death does bf stand for but duck gari Ash and Pikachu don't scare me Plus ash never seems to learn anything about type advantages so you'd have an easy time defeating him except they're rivals not villain slash hero it would have to be Team Rocket and I don't know about you but I really don't want to be protected by an organization easily defeated by a ten-year-old GLaDOS I mean she could just leave me in a room with black walls and she'll we'll never get to it never underestimate the power of complete morons though very much also she could probably trick Chell into leaving then I have all of aperture to explore harbinger from Mass Effect that sucker could evaporate anyone who would come close to me betting against Commander Shepard is a really terrible idea though do you want to get indoctrinated because this is how you get indoctrinated the Joker the Joker would totally kill you just for the fun of messing with the game and bats nor poison ivy Batman still won't kill you and you get to look at boobs duck that Batman would kill you in minutes lex luthor first villain my thought of he's rich and very smart and the most overpowered superhero is after your but your ducked he could make you a suit of kryptonite and you can go about your daily life Loki come on you know that Ian Thor will end up teaming up to protect me in the end but Thor is the one going after you in this situation Thor gets tricked once and then brings health along to play games with Loki whilst you get in Joe load magneto make me a fancy C blocker helmet and throw bridges at Xavier until he stops trying to kill me why bother with throwing bridges at Xavier just have Magneto use some scrap metal to construct a flight of stairs in front of him edit thanks for the gold kind stranger I'm glad my handicapped humor could bring joy to so many if Xavier really wanted you dead he could just get the person nearest you to do it for him the monarch come at me rusty edit also I don't like Depeche Mode it's Brock you have to watch out for Palpatine he wrecks Luke or still beats Yoda depending on who you think is hero counterparty's in any case I'd tell him to keep an eye on Vader Vader is a hero that PI headed bastard from no country for old men that's only assuming the initial coin toss doesn't lead to me being scaled up by a hydraulic push pop edit for explanation I'm lazy if his job was to keep me alive like it was to find that money I won't have to do anything but what he tells me I just put my headphones in bump some hardcore [ __ ] and stare out the window like I was in a music video up Anton Chigurh the only man to make me wet myself q he might decide that he has to protect you and the easiest way for him to do so is giving you Q powers if he didn't give you Q powers and somehow Picard managed to get to you he'd only lock you in the Brigadier he would then just snap his fingers and you are out again Orin true Q style he'll protect you in the worst way possible transporting you to some barely habitable but an accessible planet yeah but Q isn't really over Lane he is probably the greatest ally the Federation ever had he just happens to help Picard in very dickish ways Ra's al Ghul yeah if mance is trying to offer you I'd probably prefer to be protected by Raz more than anyone else Soren hey big s bro there's a pass in the mountains put a wall next to the ducking cave a lot of people and creatures alike are trying to kill you I had its Spelling's faults the issue is that II would probably just keep you in one of the deepest dungeons of the barrack Gow and you'd be ducked when his power was destroyed typo Smoak seconds after we meet I'd warn him about the little gap on his chest and make him a bit out of the mithril shirt now my invincible dragon bro and I are going to chill out on this pile of gold and order to cared to hear it what are you feeling today dwarves elves or men I could go for some oriental Admiral strong Aquaman's enemy own alack lemon is trying to kill me better steer clear of water and I'm safe Aquaman doesn't need to be in the water - totally annelid you thus you'd want Black Manta in your side at least then you'd have a chance if you actually look at Appl Emmons powers he is extremely strong I think third or fourth in the Justice League Aquaman can very much be out of water in fact due to having adapted to living in water being out of water allows him to be faster and stronger trust me he will duck you up you clearly don't know a plum in these days Samus usually isn't beaten easily and death motivates him unless they send a killer scarole girl after you Tom I'd pack him in a kitty box border clean the pop to another country and wait for the strange curse to run its course while sipping on margaritas and abusing room service white privilege and local hookers Jerry's stuck in another country trying to figure out how to reach the next suburb over let alone succeeding at convincing that SATA let him board a plane when he's clearly just a mouse little [ __ ] ever watch a cartoon you pack a box and board a plane and fly halfway around the world and there he is just waiting for you Jerez not stopped by physics or causality Darth Vader I would have a whole army Navy behind me protecting me against some kid with a magic glow stick ha lamia people that can't seem to hit a single laser beam though too bad your impenetrable fort has a small hole in its side that a well-placed missile could enter Victor from underworld because Bill Nighy and Kate Beckinsale in a tight latex outfit would be the last thing I'd ever see and I'd be okay with that also she might turn me into a vampire that counts as technically being dead right I would be so okay with that lord phildee what is too much of a wuss to kill anyone even if he did manage to get through the Dark Lord great shout Harry will waste his opportunity with an attempt to expel yamas what an idiot I'm serving on my Gs behalf I know she would pick Snape maybe not the villain in the series but we was considered a villain by some if you disagree with that then she'd probably pick any character played by Alan Rickman Wednesday in American Gods in a straight-up fight shado wouldn't actually stand a chance yeah but keep an eye out for his wife General Zod might as well have a Superman with no morals bow you heights before Zod or the thing that killed Superman doomsday I imagine either way you'd just get crushed by a building they knocked over during the fight you've been visited by iron cat this cat will save you from danger if you get in trouble but only if you comment you're the true hero cat thanks for watching do not forget to subscribe for more daily videos

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Length: 10min 53sec (653 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 16 2019