You Become 5 And Maintain Current Knowledge, What do You do?

like the video and subscribe right now or the cap snake will be in your room tonight ass credit if you were to become five again while maintaining everything you already know what would you do say one day you wake up and you're back to where you were when you were five years old but you still remember everything you've learned since that time what would you do edit just to clarify we are talking time-travel here you wake up with all your knowledge that you have to name the year that you were five and you're five years old grab some calm domains are you the little [ __ ] abort ww point steam point calm simple but genius as an abuse child I can say with utmost certainty that were I to find myself in that situation I would whoop me some ass because acknow five-year-olds maybe small and weak but knives are sharp and everyone's gotta sleep sometimes edit it was a long time ago guys the primary abuser is long dead the remaining of users have been cut out of my life I've gotten help and continued to get therapy and I'm doing fine but were right to suddenly find myself back in hell ya know no way would I go through that again edit hash - I refuse to do the mandatory and much hated gold edit because I'm a rebel yo jujitsu easily ace every test make everyone think I'm a genius but then become a [ __ ] when it gets to eleventh grade stuff you'd probably actually become a genius you would test into accelerated programs and Advanced Placement early on quickly catching up to your current education level then since you're already in all of the genius classes you can further your education and will have the time resources and ability to do so the world then becomes your oyster and you grow up to be a completely different person this is my exact situation I like to think if I started over high school would have been easier when in reality I'd probably forget everything by the time I get in and still be a [ __ ] by Bitcoin when it was zero point zero thousand and one dollars I'd mine it it was super easy a few years ago any desktop computer to do it and generate thousands of bitcoins then sell up in November 2013 where would you get the money to chicks at the same time duck in a man I can imagine you picking them up from the sandbox now hey yo [ __ ] hi chat blush you want to get out that sandbox and come in this sweet ride with a real man yes exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point 11 then everyone turned their head away from the jungle gym the hopscotch the tag game and watched chad ducking them right in the [ __ ] i would show my teacher that i'm better at math than her with complex calculus problems hostile now manuscript spec aman she just looks at you windows you didn't show your work so this is wrong anyways I'd take this one step further show her that you're a genius and then when she freaks out and goes to tell the principal what a pretty G she's found he comes and asks for a demonstration then act like an oblivious five-year-old mine duck that teacher for years by occasionally whispering physics concepts or political opinions to her when no one else is around first I'd color I'm talking magenta Tigers and a really really cheerful son then I'd proceed to enjoy my childhood again instead of wasting it trying to grow up I'd treat my siblings better and help my older sibling to grow up more comfortable in her own skin I'd treat my parents better and I'd reread all the books at around 13 to 14 I'd start trying to do odd jobs and save as much money as possible then over the next 10 years invest in Google Apple and Bitcoin and I'd do my best to find and meet my friends and significant others since I don't want to lose them I don't care what anybody says I'm putting a smiley face on my [ __ ] son dammit depending how far back you need to go I'll tell you the secret stockist Cisco it is the backbone of all tech companies since it makes the routers that builds the Internet in the 90s it had a 75,000 percent gain and that is on stock imagine a few used options I was hoping the end of your post would go something like and I'd do my best to find and meet my friends and significant others since I don't want to lose them so I could brag about a having tapped that before they did try to correct my parents all the time in the most smart aleck way imaginable whilst doing something like sticking Lego up my [ __ ] or throwing my dinner on the floor or whatever the duck a normal five-year-old does no daddy you're not jealous of your friends nicer car you're envious that your friend has a nicer car jealousy implies fear of being replaced by someone else seats crane go back in time the world is your oyster and you can do whatever you want I'd stick legis up my [ __ ] edit done it reddit this is now my top comment ducking brilliant cry because my altered existence means everyone who was born after I was 5 will be someone different little sister cousins friends all gone I would then feel weird about killing a five-year-old version of myself in an alternate timeline I probably wouldn't interfere too much with the state of affairs in the world wouldn't try to tell anyone I was from the future a lot of big things would probably still happen but by no means would be certain what I would do is just pick up my life where it is right now and keep going forward I'm at a similar stage where my dad was in school so I just study his physics and engineering books in private it would be kinda cool to see my grandparents and great-grandparents and all my family at younger ages then by the time I hit 23 again I'll get transported back to being five again I'll think doc this time around I will duck with everything try to make as many predictions as possible and cause as much chaos as I can with knowledge of a few years in advance I hit 23 and find myself at 5 again and again and again I try different things but now I've lived as long as an old man but I never get to see any progress into the future I'm trapped here I see people born after me as temporary and they are often very different the people who were born before me become these constants who I know way too well as I see them only at one time of their lives and it happens again and again and again hundreds of years pass I've learned everything I can from every perspective at I can I've mastered every sport I've gotten PhDs at a young age in every educational discipline I lived a short life as a hermit I duck with the timeline I use my knowledge to gain power in different companies and work towards the goal of finding out what is happening to me thousands of years in my time pass now when I'm born the world jumps ahead at first it was a few years as I remember more and refined my techniques for yester blushing power and using thousands of people in each timeline to research what I see fit the world begins to jump ahead by decades then centuries every time I come aware at five years old but I hit a wall there is only so much you can remember only so much you can do I tried killing myself but it sent me right back to being five years old sometimes that was a strategy if I made a mistake in the forward progress soon I reach the world to a level of technology that understands what is happening to me and realize that I caused it to myself I reset the world one more time I don't want the world to just reflect myself and my goals I'm noon I work in silent with the technologies I have learned to develop over the thousands of years I was alive only to step in after I no longer know what is going to happen if this had been a reply in our / writing prompts it willed hit the front and each time you revert back to five you wake up - I got you babe probably creeped out everyone around me even more than I already did at five a five year old with all the knowledge of a 28 year old is generally not going to go over well socially think of your parents point of view one day their five-year-old is walking around chattering about dinosaurs and regular other five-year-old things the next day they wake up knowing calculus and physics and whatever else you might know I was thinking along these lines as well I'm fifty edit also imagine the frustration of being that adult trapped in a five year olds body your actual peers treat you like a precocious child your apparent peers think you're a weirdo and avoid you on top of that you likely have at least a decade of celibacy to look forward to dark thought of the day you can't have any relationships with those of the opposite gender or even close friendships until you are 18 without feeling like a pedophile fall into a crippling depression as I'm no longer with my wife and my son no longer exists and knowing there is no way to recreate the circumstances that led to me meeting my wife in the first place you're a glass half empty kind of guy Ange higher dude how unique could the circumstances be that you can't arrange to meet your wife somehow given a 15 year head start what was she locked in a Soviet gulag I could probably even figure it out in 15 years your son might be trickier chances are the same sperm won't meet the egg there was a story posted here on reddit where a guy fell into a coma and while he was under he dreamt that he had a wife with kids then he woke up and became super depressed it was interesting someone might have the link I hope that's a very interesting perspective I actually daydream about this all the time I would be the wisest five-year-old in the world but to not freak people out I would keep my thoughts to myself for the most part when I grew up to be a teenager I'd ace high school and avoid making poor decisions I would probably be really bored though hanging out with my own age group and having an adult sprain you'd probably just have an entirely different circle of friends due to your maturity level I'd totally fill my conversations with blatant innuendo my neighbor's cat got caught in the rain I wanted to dry it off but I loved the smell of wet [ __ ] are all chicken sandwich is made from hands what if there's a rooster somewhere and I've accidentally eaten [ __ ] meat and adults everywhere would grow uncomfortable around you you'd be a baby tobias funke my mom would tell me to go to kindergarten and I'd begin to protest but then I'd realize I get naptime so I'd go to kindergarten wise choice run in to a girl's locker room while changing I don't know what I'm doing I'm just five but I knew you guys would be here I know things they'll probably find you cute and get hu Jeezy not meth I think this is true for any age even Lindsay Lohan didn't do method aged five that it's 1979 you should invest in Microsoft first what the hell is a Microsoft second my paycheck got boned so hard by inflation we are eating scrambled eggs and fried rice for dinner again third stop asking your teacher to retake your standardized test who listens to a five-year-old regarding investments in the first place edit yeah I get at you turds if the kid was using logic and blah blah blah he'd be convincing blah blah blah profit that I'm really interested in the stock market I know you're planning on getting me a Nintendo but instead I want to sit down and pick out some stocks to save up will you help me understand them spend some time with me and teach me stuff oh and maybe you can tell grandma to get me these instead of a useless savings bond invent dank memez before anyone else and be the ruler of them all but then who is phone push-ups then I'd be ready to kick that kids ass that beat me up in fourth grade push-ups won't really make you ready for a fight I would pay way more attention in school actually take it seriously and take advantage of some pretty nice programs they had in high school I would probably not work as much as I did when I didn't even need to in high school and immediately afterwards actually start saving like my mom told me I should what were some of the things you wanted to take advantage of in high school I like this answer because it involves you doing things to improve your life that don't include using future knowledge to become a gazillionaire or taking over the world it's painful to think of how many hours I spent making six dollars and fifty cents an hour when I cold been doing something to get into a better college buy stock in a few new companies Apple and Google go evil you know 9/11 is going down in buying stock in Lockheed Martin and halibut you cannot buy stocks being five can you I guess you as a five years old would have to convince someone else to do it try to duck all my teachers all of them all saying I'll panic rate them with my one inch Punisher reverted to the age of five I wondered what to do it was a wonder I was still alive let alone maintained my adult IQ school would be a breeze now my classmates would be pushed to the bleachers I'd get straight A's of course and then I'd rape all of my teachers wonder why I'm five again you're the first person whose reaction was like wait why am i five everyone else just seemed to accept it immediately you've been visited by the rare Oreo cow you will be blessed with tasty aureus and milk but only if you comment you look tasty cow thanks for watching do not forget to subscribe for more daily videos

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Length: 14min 18sec (858 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 24 2019