Bad YouTuber Music

hi there welcome back today let's take a look at the current state of YouTube music and by that I mean youtubers making music not music on YouTube because I did I did a search for that I searched music on YouTube there is a ton of it on there you would be surprised I'm serious there's like hundreds of results let's make up a genre and see if it's on there folk metal no we're gonna look at today is some recent songs made by youtubers influencers alike the first one you might have seen already it's by Justin Roberts he's a youtuber he's a member of team 10 which by the way have you seen team 10 recently let's go to team 10 and just look at the team team 10 now is this girl and these three dudes and a child and a dog that's what the team consists of these two guys look like you could buy Molly from them at a festival and this dude Justin looks like the kid abusive bully me in middle school anyways the song is called six figures featuring mini Jake Paul which I don't even I don't even want to get started on why the fuck that's a thing alright let's stop for a second so he said like 'hey-- t selling out arenas just to see me so you're an alien and then wrists oh I see like Fiji which that makes that this room I'm trying to figure out what that fucking means does that mean that your wrist is as I see as Fiji a place where the coldest month is 73 degrees there's no ice there so you're saying you don't wear watch or are you saying you just don't fuck with diamonds on the watch maybe you're saying it's as IC as the walk this is the ice you put in Fiji water that could be a thing seems like kind of an abstract reference a little bit I don't know maybe maybe Genius can tell us what it means nope unfortunately not so I don't why don't we do the first annotation on this song I don't know save alright these figures I was only pro six figures I was only four okay all right Justin I gotta be honest I kind of like the melody here he's kind of fucking hard let's break down what he says okay says six figures I was only four six figures I was only so I'm assuming it's in reference to his trust fund and when you think about that line that's ridiculously dope rapping about a trust fund that's insane that is cool as fuck you know rappers rap about cars and money but it's all about how they earned it themselves and it's the craft that brought them from rags to riches or what not but but rapping how much you didn't do it yourself is just a whole new fucking level Trust Fund rap this dude created his own lyrical genre I mean I might just push the envelope even more and rap about due to a rich who I have nothing to do with at all yo ah yo Evan Spiegel I want to meet you net worth at a milli a few zeroes you're my hero bars bars Warren Buffett so rich in the penthouse eating muffins bars how was I thought when I was four I was iced out when I was four blew it all then I got some more first of all bars second of all what could you possibly have at four that has diamonds on it like your sippy cup damn kind of fucking dope actually a iced out sippy cup this is crazy I'm trying to make fun of this but it's like an entire new genre of rap trust fund baby rap so sick this is the new wave this is the new wave I always eat at Nobu she asked me can I come I said tobu who carries cash on a silver platter what are you gonna feed it to these people she just said Hachi I need to say bless you what dude bars didn't even say bless you that's hard as fuck that's the hardest line of the year right there she just said I chew it didn't even say bless you you fucking savage beast unreal Justin Roberts you cold motherfucker you're as cold as Fiji okay you get the point honestly as far as YouTube music goes I don't mind this I don't know if he's being serious or not the lyrics don't really make any sense which is awesome but yet he's like rocking the supreme and the cash on the platter and so like that's kind of like the flexometer is in the red you know I'm saying any time you're like trying to joke and flex at the same time doesn't really work plus it's featuring a baby the song is featuring a baby that doesn't say anything is that a joke I don't know it's up to it's up to the interpreter which is what music is all about you know let's move on to the next one this one is by a dude named Gucci berry he's a guy on instagram that does wholesome comedy videos you know laughs that the whole family can enjoy stuff like this you know real just real just grounded comedy like this stuff - couple tasteful tattoos he's good guy anyways the song that he made that's on YouTube is called booty hole troll so let's take a look at that just right off the bat this logo looks like okay like how did the these don't even match up like fuck is this it's awesome [Music] I'm the wheel troll I'm the bully otro founder below troll what you know what actually I'm just gonna let you keep watching this for a little bit I'm Boudreaux I'm a Boudreaux big bread oh yeah yeah I don't really I'm not really sure what this Hector big bread I fold your jaws old bitch book what you told I'm the booty otro crying what is what is this booty hole troll my initial impression is that he loves booty hole right he's like he's saying he's a troll so to me that means he's like he's the guy sniffing him out right it's sniffing out the booty holes oh but troll is also a word for like prankster like someone like replacing hemorrhoid cream with toothpaste or something cinnamon flavored you know you're like oh it what's that burning god damn you booted old troll [Music] booty Oh booty oh come I'm gonna play the shit of my wedding ladies and gentlemen the bride and groom will now have their first dance the last one I want to touch on is more in the diss track realm this one is by fancy vlogs by Gap it's called yacht by Gabby a diss track for my haters [Music] [Applause] [Music] right off the bat you know it's got me wondering whether or not she's rich you know because it's like it kind of on the fence not sure if she made it clear enough how rich she is so let's keep watching yeah yeah riding through the waves of the hate and the fame alright let's just pause it on this blatant ass shot here to discuss that first lyric I'm we got riding through the waves of the hate and the fame I don't know why this lyric is so funny to me but it sounds like something you'd write in the sixth grade when you first learn about metaphors they keep talking they keep clicking happen every word they fucking know but honey is gonna miss this chippy not be drinkin oh man classic hater move by the way just typing every word they're thinking pop tart butterscotch cat boobs and post kind of sounds like she typed thinking into rhymes Oh kind of sounds like she typed thinking into rhymes own and then just like wrote all the bars around that alright what rhymes with thinking let's see here drinking perfect drinking champagne it rhymes and it has nothing at all to do with haters but it proves that I'm rich yeah I cost a million bucks and I'm giving zero fucks while I rise above these ducks I rise above these ducks what what does that even mean that metaphor doesn't even make sense at all what are you waiting your haters to Ducks my haters mad buoyance following their mom around with her when they're babies and shit quack-quack haters quack it up fucking when you eat little pieces of bread mmm-hmm nobody's little pieces of bread because I'm a duck Who am I Who am I wait Who am I black black my haters fucking floating around on bodies of water looking ass feathers fucking wings you haters watch you fly away duck ass bitch tequila and the daiquiri taken every gathering that can make the gallery what gallery the ass gallery is there an ass museum I'm not aware of the Museum of asses is that a thing gallery of asses there we go ask galleries there's the first thing second one big ass photos no it's big ass photos I read that as big ass photos I thought it was just a website with just high-res pictures of anything mountains okay I know I'm taking this like way too literally but you gotta admit it's fucking fun trying to dissect and make sense of this at all also I love the designer bag shot here just to hammer at home that she's rich and I'm a million dollar camera if it's such a really it's expensive fancy claret it's expensive I declare it nice bag thanks I might be a little late I hate bathing in the Haight who would want to do that again weird metaphor yeah go on haters spit your head at me I'm gonna take that fucking rub it all over my body like it's moisturiser fucking lay it on thick dog I'll spread that shit on my toast and eat it for breakfast fucking Marmite hater looking ass duck ass bitch anyways in the comments who says just poking fun at the haters this is not serious by any means but like who flexes that much designer shit in a song that's not supposed to be serious I don't know if you can claim your ironically flexing but then like actually flex at the same time I don't think it works like that at all yeah I'm just wearing this obnoxious louisv bathing suit because my haters would expect me to wear it they'd be like of course you'd be wearing that of course you own something like that which I do so I'm gonna wear it but I'm not wearing it by my own choice I'm wearing it because the haters expect me to wear it but I do on and it is it is expensive the FPS on this one is super here you know flexes per second anyways guys I was so inspired by the lyrical achievements of these songs and the metaphors I mean I'm a yacht it's beautiful it really is and so I thought that I would take this opportunity to make my own bad song full of shitty metaphors as well so some of this one's called i'ma choke enjoy this one's for the haters you might think on one thing or another but let me tell you what I really am I'm a cactus got these pricks on my back in the heat I'm relaxed then my haters might get stabbed I'm a couch I'm I'm at work while you're asleep and my prices generally see I'm a bowling ball and my haters beat it's down the lane bro i'ma spin knock y'all over once again nama sing like the nice ones with the grinder haters take your fucking whining throw it at me I'll be fine it I'm a lawnmower cuz I'm sharp and I cut grass no I smoked grass yeah I smoked grass see all you haters he's the T what you do depends on me cuz you were dogging on the leash imma chode yeah I'm short but I'm thick and I make the haters sick what fuck you think this is i'ma show bitch you know how this goes I'm as deep as the shallows while the haters did they tell come at show I'm a chode I'm a Joe I'm a choke I'm a choke I'm a child I'm a choke I'm a choke I'm a child I'm a child did you already know I'm a choke you [Music]

Channel: Cody Ko

Views: 6,291,678

Rating: 4.9754529 out of 5

Keywords: songs, music, youtubers, parody, satire, yacht, gucciberry, justin roberts, team 10, Cody ko, cody, ko, instagram, comedy, sketch, dms, cringe, vine, advice, vlog, comments, codyko, comedian, vines, podcast, funny, tiny meat gang, insanely chill, 6secondauditions, the weekend edition

Id: QlIXpibXR3A

Length: 14min 16sec (856 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 05 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/NewtAgain]

The face he puts on for the camera doesn't match what he's feeling inside. I expect a couple hundred folk metal songs in his youtube history soon.

[u/D_R0CK8291]

It’s at the very beginning, not the whole video.

[u/NeutralityTsar]

It's weird to think that there are people who've never heard of folk metal.