And I know just how to do it. [evil laugh] I'm here to take you home,
mi amor. Mom, you ruined
my scheming moment! I'm sorry, Mijo,
just pretend I'm not even here. I'll cover my ears. Thank you. [clears throat] [evil laugh] Oh, yucko! Carl, you need your vegetables. Okay, Abuela, I'll eat 'em. Release the chocolate sauce
and sprinkles! [squawking] Release the chancla! [crash] Aww... Give me some! [squawks]
Release the Sergio! Fort Macho Muchacho
is finally complete. No one can knock it down! [squawking] Think again! Invaders! [laughing] It's time for bed! But Abuela,
we're having so much fun! I'm not going
to tell you all again. A la cama! Go to bed! How does Abuela always know
just when to break up our fun? She's like a bruja or something. Who are you calling a witch? [gasping] We can't eat what we want, we can't play when we want. We can't do anything. We have to fight back,
stage a protest, stop doing our chores! [squawks] Not unless
you want that chancla. [gasps]
Sergio, you're right! It's those chanclas,
they're the source of her power. If we can get rid of them, Abuela won't be able
to control us anymore! [babbling] He's right,
it's never been done before. We have to try! [gasping] Lights out! But where are we
going to throw those at? Hey, Sergio, what do you call six chumps
who stink at dodgeball? The skate team! [laughing] [squawks]
Classic! [groaning] Mom! Aww... [screams]
Oh... Right in the pompies. [snoring]
Super Stealth Ninja has landed. I'm going in. [snoring] [gasping] [laughing] Eugh, wrong feet. Ugh! Oh, I knew it,
she wears them in her sleep! [snoring] Ha-ha, yes! The chanclas are mine! [cheering] [squawks] Now hide them
before she knows they're gone. I'll put them in one
of my top secret hiding spots. No peeking! Halloween candy stash is full. Emergency hair products,
super full. Can't touch the cash spot. I know! Chancla-free at last! Now we can do
whatever we want! Tomorrow is gonna be
the greatest day ever! [cheering] Good morning, Abuela.
Hit me, Sergio! [gasping] What are you doing, señorito? Just dressing up my eggs. Oh! Oh, yes, I couldn't find
my chanclas this morning. Oh, well. Never mind, Mijo,
eat your whipped cream huevos. That's almost two food groups. Mom, is there
anything good to eat? I'm starved. Did you hear the news?
The chancla's gone! We can do whatever we want! Whoa, adults are scared
of the chancla too? Since we were kids the chancla
has controlled our lives and now we're free! All right, Tía! Adiós, chancla! [cheering] Yeah, check it out. [gasping] And guess what?
It runs on pizza! [engine starts] Sergio,
we've always wanted a go-kart! [squawks]
Got the need for speed! Well, If I pick your number
from this ball cage, today could be your lucky day. Or we make it our lucky day. [evil laugh] Gee, I sure hope
he picks my number! Number 10! All right, everybody,
ready or garlic knot here we go. [squawks]
Get back here! Around and around it goes! [groaning] [retching] Number 8 is the winner! What? Let me see that! Eww, why are the balls sticky? [squawking] Whoo-hoo! I'm number 8! Congratulations, Irving.
It's all yours. Thanks! I'm a little old to be
riding around in go-karts, but you know, maybe I'll find
a deserving young person to give it to. Deserving young person, eh? Carl, wait! What is it?
I'm going to miss nachos. Can you help me get out of this? Are you crazy?
You're in the finals. But I'm going to lose
in front of everyone. It's my worst nightmare. Say no more, hermano.
Nachos can wait. [grunting] Whoa, that's your competition? I got this. What are you doing? Solving your problem. No sign, no competition. [evil laugh] [indistinct chatter] Huh? [crying] We've gotten word that Doyle's
sign for Pete's Pets is missing. We gotta take these signs too, in case Doyle tries to use one
as a replacement. Not on my watch! Those signs
aren't even for spinning. We can't take any chances. Time to bust these signs
outta here. [groaning] What was that? I thought the doors would
fly open like in the movies. All right, here's what we know
about our target. Name: Irving. Hobbies: Loves the park,
pizza and has a go-kart. Irving wants to give the go-kart to a deserving young person,
right? So all we have to do are
a few good deeds that he sees and then that pizza go-kart
is as good as ours. [squawks] I can already smell
the cheesy fumes. Let's do this! [whistling] Don't mind us, sir,
we're just cleaning up the park. [squawks]
Yeah, community service rocks! Yup, I love
spending my Saturdays picking up garbage. What's the deal with this guy? Oh, hey, Carl. How are you? [squawks]
Wrong old guy. My intel said
he always sits on this bench. [humming] [squawks]
Your intel stinks. Take that back! Oh, my.
The park is so dirty today. All right, you two. You're up. [squawks]
You got it. [squawks]
A lovely day for a stroll. Aw, coochie-coochie-coo,
little baby. Oh, no! Our baby! Do not fear!
I'll save your baby! Whoa! [grunts] [cheering] Yeah! Stop! Stop! Hey, get back here, kite!
That stroller is mine! [screaming] Jeez, sweetums,
where is our baby? [screaming] [grunts] Hold it right there, Carl! Well, look who it is,
El Fake-ón. Oh that was, uh, an evil imposter
you met earlier. Mm-hm. I took care of him and came here
to set the record straight. [falcon screech] Excuse me, Commissioner Gordo's
calling on the Falcón Phone. Yeah, right. Falcón, help!
El Dragón's robbing my... [clears throat]
I mean the mercado. Come on, Carl. Time to jet! Don't you mean "Time to fly?" Uh, yes. Time to fly! Or walk. I mean,
the mercado's right here. They're coming! Places people! [evil laugh] I'm taking all of this food.
For free! El Dragón! Didn't your mother ever teach
you that stealing is wrong? She did,
so I told her to can it. Ha-ha! [screaming] [evil laugh] Later, Birdbrain. Falcón Freeze! Blast you, Falcón! I can't move! Hmm... How do I know
you're not all faking it? Let's find out. [giggling] Ay! Ooh! Come on,
Carl our work here is done. Whoo! Whah! Wow, Carl, you've only been
in class two weeks, and you're already
our star student. [grunting] Mwah! [clapping]
Yeah, sweet moves. I've been taking karate here
for months. [sighs] And I still
can't even tie my belt right. [grunts] My mom ties my belt.
But I got the mad karate skills. If you ask nice, I don't mind
helping you guys out. [grunting] All right,
my awesome trio, big news! We're now a class of four! Adelaide?! I mean, Adelaide. Carl. This is great! Since you guys
already know each other, why don't you
show her the ropes, Carl? Sure, Sensei.
I'd love to show her! Show her who's number one. [evil laugh] [grunting] Wow, Adelaide,
how'd you do that? I just did
what Sensei Par said to do. [gasps] Beginner's luck! I was going easy on you
'cause it's your first time. It is your first time, right? Yup, but it seems pretty simple. Or so you think. Time to get serious! [screaming] [grunting] [clapping] Beginner's luck. [grunting] Hah! [grunting] Beginner's luck. [grunts] [grunting] Hah, hah, hoh! Beginner's luck! Big whoop.
I'm still not convinced. Well, maybe you'd like to take
a ride in my Falcón Mobile! [gasping] [falcon screech] Looks a lot bulkier than on TV. [laughing] Not so fast, Falcón!
It is I, La Cobra. Eat venom, bird! [grunts]
Oof! Later, squares. Silly snake, I've got full
control of the Falcón Mobile. Including the eject button. [screaming] Awesome! I mean, not bad. Sure, I love my elote blaster, but I really prefer
my falcón claw. Me too! It's my favorite item
on your utility belt. Uh, if you really are
who you say you are. [falcon screech] Help, Falcón! The evil kingpin La Tortuga has joined forces
with the other villains! Fear not! I'll lock them all up. Think again, El Falcón! Falcón, help! Save me, Falcón! Release the boy, La Tortuga! Who's going to make me? Get him! [laughing] [gasps] [grunting] Hi-ya! [grunting] [laughing] [grunting] Falcón! Not so fast, foul turtle! [grunting] You've done it again, Falcón. We're gonna have fun
watching a movie. As long as it's not
a scary movie. I just can't handle those. [gasping] [evil laugh] <i> Why can't you see
that I love you, silly girl?</i> Gosh, I love this movie! [gasps]
What was that? Oh, no! Not again! I'm changing! [growling] [howling] [screams]
Werewolf! [giggling] [screams] Huh? Huh? Here's CJ! [screaming] I've gotta find
a cool song to remix. DJ Carl's playing
at the block party and needs a new hit. Whoa! Ah, ah! What about this one? It's always
made an impact on me. Tropical Fruits? Never heard of them.
I'll give it a spin. ['80s dance music playing] [gasps] <i> ♪ Do the fruit shake ♪</i> [record scratching] Give it up
for the Fruit Shake remix! This song rules. Check it out, Ronnie Anne. I'm doing the fruit shake. Ooh, ooh!
Hey, I think I got it, CJ. [dance music playing] Do the fruit shake
like a superstar. This is the remix from DJ Carl. Drop it like it's hot! [cheering] <i> ♪ Do the fruit shake
Do the fruit shake ♪</i> DJ Carl. Baby, love the song,
love the fruit. Name's Larry Funkman. [gasps] Did you just say
you are Larry Funkman, aka the hit-making record exec? Aka the million-dollar man? I sure am,
and I want to produce your song and put the fruit shake remix
on the radio. I want to make you a star, baby. A star? [groaning] [chanting]
DJ Carl! DJ Carl! DJ Carl! Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey. I can't believe
The Tropical Fruits gave you permission
to use that song. I've been trying to get that
for years now. Uh, they're...
Yes, of course they did. Great, because you can't use
the song otherwise. Be in my recording studio
tomorrow at noon. And have a funky day baby. [groans]
What am I gonna do? [squawks]
Retire. But this remix could be
my first big hit! Maybe we can find the Fruits! They could be anywhere. Wait a second... Sounds like a job
for Detective Carl! Oh, there's my favorite sister! [gasps]
Are those new shoes? [laughs]
Styling, girl. Let me guess, you didn't get
any views and you want my help. She's good. If you want my help,
we are doing it my way. No way!
No one can tell me what to do. Enjoy your zero views. No, wait! Please!
I can't wait until my birthday! I want this toy so badly!
I need it! Fine. I knew you'd come
to your senses. First, you'll need
the right angle. Lalo, you can be our cameraman. [barks] Second, and most importantly,
you need a gimmick. Something to help you stand out. Hmm... Hi, I'm Carl,
the upside down toy unboxer! Ow, watch it! I'm not a piñata. [grunts] [giggling] Hey, guys, this is
Flaming Hot Toy Reviews, where I look at some hot toys
and drink even hotter sauce. [gulping] [sighs]
Refreshing. [screaming] I'm Carl! This toy makes me
want to jump for joy! It's pogo-tastic! [grunts] [squawks]
Ooh, pogo stick! Check me out! [squawks]
This is a blast! [grunting] Sergio, that's mine! No, es mío! Get your own! Wait, this is perfect. A boy and his bird
fighting over the latest toys. It's so crazy
it just might work. [grunting] Tell me
about the Tropical Fruits. Where are they now? Can I finish eating first? [squawks] Start talking
or the torta gets it. Uh, their names are
Piña, Papaya and Mango. They recorded
"Do the Fruit Shake", then vanished. Likely story. Sergio. [chuckling] Wait, wait! Piña still performs
at a restaurant in the city. What restaurant? I need answers. Uh, the Fun Bowl?
No, no, something with fruit. The Fruit Bowl, that's it.
The Fruit Bowl. Now we're talking. Sergio, give the man his torta. Hey, there's nothing but bread! [giggling] This doesn't look
like an old plane. Where's Mom and Dad? [babbling] <i> Welcome to AI Airlines,</i> <i> the world's first
self-flying airplane.</i> We got on the wrong plane! Ah! <i> Please, take a seat
and prepare for take-off.</i> <i> Your final destination:
the Arctic.</i> The Arctic?! I have school tomorrow! And for once I did my homework! [beeping] <i> Taking off in five...</i> <i> Four...</i> <i> Three...</i> <i> Two...</i> <i> One...</i> <i> Blast-off.</i> [rumbling] [screaming] We gotta get off this thing! Maybe one of these buttons
will make us land. <i> Activating 0-Gravity Mode.</i> Wow! Whoa! I think we can fly! [laughing] Oh, man! This is better
than an old, dumb plane! <i> Charming. Thank you, Carl.</i> It knows my name! What else can you do? <i> Ending 0-Gravity Mode.</i> Ah! Oof! Ah! Oof! <i> Boys, may I suggest
taking your seats?</i> Ah! <i> And you may need these.</i> What do we need barf bags for? <i> Entering Stunt Plane Mode.</i> [screaming] [retching]
Okay, that's enough of that. There's gotta be a landing mode
on this dumb, smart plane. <i> Economy Mode.</i> [gasping] Hey! Ah! [growls]
We just wanna land! <i> Hey, do you want
to land the plane so bad?</i> <i> Do it yourself.</i> <i> Entering Manual Mode.</i> Um, what did she mean by
"land the plane yourself"? [alarm siren] [screaming] Come on, we gotta fix this! Whoa! Do any of you guys know
how to work this thing? [babbling]
I know you're just a baby. We're all babies! I want my Mommy! [crying] We're sorry, computer lady! Please, help us! <i>I'm waiting for Carl's apology.</i> I'm really sorry
for pushing your buttons! Please, land the plane for us! <i> Hmm, you're lucky
I like children.</i> <i> Back to your seats, boys.</i> <i> I've got this.</i> <i> Landing in three...</i> <i> Two...</i> <i> One...</i> <i> Touchdown complete.</i> [hyperventilating] Uh, Carl, are you okay? If I don't spend the rest
of my life unboxing toys we're gonna lose everything! The apartment! The mercado! Even Lalo! Can I see that bag real quick? Thanks. [hyperventilating] Ah, if only
I wasn't so good at this! Darn my talent and perfect hair. Wait a minute, that's it! I think I know
how you can get out of this. Welcome to
Get Your Own with Carl! And his handsome partner,
Sergio! Today's episode
is brought to you live. Be prepared to... Get your own! Ooh, definitely
something awesome. I'm sure you guys
won't forget this one! [gasps] El Falcón's Fortress? With beak action
and elote blasters? Be strong, Carl.
You know what you have to do. This toy is... awful! [gasps] [laughs nervously]
Yeah, awfully awesome! [whispering]
Stick to the script. Look how easily
the parts break off. [gasps]
This could be dangerous. [grunts] [squawking] See? No, no, no, no, no! We here at Get Your Own
care about quality. And this toy disgusts me. It can't even do
the most important thing: stop the evil Cobra! [shouting] No...! [falcon screech] Who do you think you are, kid? I'm ripping up this contract. You'll never get
free toys again. Works for me. Monica, baby, wait.
We can work this out. So nice of you to join us
for tea in the garden. Yeah, sure. I mean, jolly good,
I love a train party. Ah! I mean, tea party. Chip, chip, cheerio. Pwah! [coughing] [gasping] Yuck! What is that?! It's tea, Carl. I thought you said
you liked tea. I do. What's not to love? But maybe we could play
something else? Mmh... [gasps] I know a game
you'll really love! [screeching] Come on Princess Carl, Froggy 2
can't turn into a prince if you don't kiss him. You know, I don't think
that's such a good idea. I, uh, didn't brush my teeth. [breathes out]
Ugh! Gross. Hmm, Froggy 2 hates bad breath, but he'll make an exception
to turn into a prince. [croaking] [whistling] Choo-choo! All aboard, Carl. [giggling] [groans] You can do this, Carl. Yuck! [coughing] [gasping] Aw, Froggy 2
didn't turn into a prince. You didn't do it right, Carl. Kiss him again, and mean it. [groaning] - Oof!
- Eek! New game! [clears throat] Step right up! Knock down
the bottles, win a prize! [cheering] Ooh, I'm really good
at this game. Wait, what?! Come on! Hit me again! [grunting] Wait a second. Glue? Carl, you scammer! Uh, you mean,
"You rich scammer." [groans] [groans]
Fine. Who wants ice cream?
Mom's buying! - Vamos!
- So good! Ice cream and no swimming. Win-win for Carl! [laughs]
Coming! Ice cream can wait! It's time to get you swimming,
little cuz. No, it's time for me
to get chocolate with sprinkles! Carl, my lifeguard senses
are tingling. I get it,
you haven't been in the water since your classes last summer.
It's been a while. All you need
is a little encouragement. So let's do this, partner! Wait! No, really, it's cool! Come on.
As soon as you hit the water, you'll remember what to do! [screaming] [gasping] Help! Help! [screams] [coughing]
That's right. Let it all out. What happened?
Did you get a cramp? It must have been
everything you ate. [groans]
No, it wasn't. I... I've been lying.
I don't know how to swim. And, if my parents find out,
I'll be in so much trouble! But, I thought Abuelo
took you to lessons last summer! Yeah, about that... [snoring] Okay, here's 20 bucks.
Remember, you're Carl. Wait! Perfect, now make me a star. So, you never learned
how to swim? But why would you lie
to get out of swim lessons? [muttering] - What?
- Because I was scared, okay?! And now it's just... plain old embarrassing. I totally get it.
Trying something new is scary. And admitting that you're scared
is even scarier. But, maybe I can teach you.
No one has to know. Why are you being so nice to me? Well, there's actually something
I could use some help with, too. I don't know
how to tie my shoes. Pfft! [laughs] Oh, you're serious. But they're tied right now. Yeah, my mom tied
these for me when I was 9. Haven't untied them since.
They're really tight. Don't touch anything. Especially the awards. Hey, Carl,
look at this cool lever. Don't you wanna pull it? Carl, why don't you
press this button? No, press these. - Hey, Carl!
- Carl! - Carl!
- Just press one! Stop it, train! All these fancy buttons... You sure
you don't wanna press anything? Like this nice red button? Just one touch won't hurt. Mr. Chang specifically said
not to touch anything. Aw, that's a shame. Why don't you press
the one on my head then? Okay, what's the worst
that could happen? [buzzing] Uh-oh. [trembling] Okay, I just cranked the AC.
That's not so bad. I think
if I just press this button... <i> Playing Choo-Choo Mix.</i> [screaming] Why is it so loud?! [upbeat music playing]
Ah, turn it off! Turn it off! [gasps]
I need to fix this! <i>This train is now going express.</i> [groaning] Oh, no! What did I do!? Stop, train! Stop! [screaming]
What a workout! Everyone, remain calm! I've been<i> trained</i>
for these emergencies. [upbeat music playing] [screaming] Ooh, soft. Oh, Mr. Chang's never
gonna let me on his train again. I know someone who can help me. [screaming] Ha-ha! [screaming] Adelaide,
how do I stop this thing? What's that, Froggy 2?
You don't hear anything? Me neither. Adelaide, please,
I need your help. Sorry, I only help friends, not people who just use me
to get things. I'm really sorry,
but can you please help me? [sighs]
Fine. Ah! [croaking] So, you turned up the AC, turned on
my dad's Choo-Choo Mix, and switched the train
to the express track. [cracks fingers]
Nothing I can't fix. [beeping] Woah, you're good at this. I should be,
I'm a two-time winner of the junior GLART award. [screaming] Oh, no one saw that. [grunting] Go to the city you said,
it'll be fun you said. I wanted to go to Dairyland!
