Four score
and seven pieces of candy ago. Give me your tired, your poor, your delicious treats
yearning to be in my tummy. Hmm... patriotic,
but unlikely to generate maximum candy collection. Oh, yeah? We're also
a mermaid and a pirate. And salt and pepper shakers. This way we can hit
each house three times. That means
three times the candy. Yes, I am familiar
with basic multiplication. Your strategy is cute,
but mine is far superior. Going as a kangaroo.
[scoffs] I doubt it. Kangaroo plus baby roo. [cooing] [gasping] Precisely. That aw factor will increase
my candy revenue exponentially. And the best part is,
she only has one tooth, so I don't have to share. Snap out of it, Lana. Lincoln! Clyde!
Get your butts out here! I thought you guys were going
as Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack. Uh, we are.
We're Ace and Jack undercover, trying to crack the cause
of the missing crumpets. Boy, you guys
really don't want candy, do you? Okay, first shot,
me and Lynn in the tub. And this time
we're not taking any chances. I'm gonna use film
and print hard copies. Whatever nerd.
Who uses film anymore? Think fast. Clyde, what gives? Sorry, Lincoln,
just getting into character. It's an actor thing. Okay. Light's good.
Water's good. Props are ready. Timer set. [bubbling] Submarine destroyer! Ah, man, you farted? It felt right,
and I went with it. [farting, camera flashing] Next up, Lori feeding me
my first ice cream. Chair is at optimal height. Ice cream is
mint chocolate chip. Diaper is snug
but not restrictive. Clyde, I'm ready for you on set! Clyde?! Actors. [screaming] Next up,
my first mechanical pony ride with Lucy and Luan. I could've played both roles. You didn't have to hire
an amateur. What's up, players?
Lucy Loud is in the house. Rusty, a little acting tip.
Lucy would never say that. You just worry about your Lola. I'm Luan!
Did you at all prepare for this? Guys, let's just get the shot. [music playing] [screaming] [camera flashing] Wow, that's really putting
the cart before the horse. [laughing]
Get it? [laughing] You can make fun of me later. Right now,
I've got Pop Pop on video chat, and he wants to see all of us. I'll go say hi right now. Hello, I already was you
and I was you too. I need a Lynn and a Leni stat. And I got a new outfit
for half off, which was weird
because none of it was missing. Pop Pop wants to talk to Lisa. Lisa is not home yet. She is now, go. But I knew I was missing
one key component, and that was sodium...
uh... sofa-cushion! Have I seen Lori yet? Bring me the, uh,
the funny one again. [snoring] I-I forgot
to tell Lily something. No, it was Leni.
Or was it Lisa? Who are you supposed to be? Uh... Lan... cy? [groaning] Cacaw! Cacaw! What animal does Mary have? A lamb with the fleece
as white as snow. Phew. Oh, good, it's really you, son. Are you sure
Luan didn't follow you? Definitely I took
four different buses, plus, I've got Clyde doing
surveillance on her. ♪ With a moo moo here
And a moo moo there ♪ Uh, I believe I said
he had a pig. ♪ With an oink oink here
And an oink oink there ♪ How's the homework coming,
Lis? I'm up to the letter S. Hmm. Make the macaroni
a little crooked. I don't want my teacher
getting suspicious. [giggles] Jester, how about a joke? Why does chicken coops
only have two doors? Cause if they had four,
they'd be chicken sedans. Ha ha ha ha ha. Get it? Yes!
[laughing] Isn't this fun, everyone? [laughing] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Loud House
Theater Production of "Weekend at Aunt Ruth's"! [meowing] Kitty cat. Ugh, this pudding expired
four years ago. You waste that
and its litter box duty for you. One day later... Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today to say farewell
to our sister Luna. If only her pudding had been
as fresh as her jams. And now, another play entitled
"Weekend at a Luxury Spa Hotel". What a beautiful
business center! Sister, keep your voice down! We must be respectful
of other guests. Golly,
our kids are so well-behaved. And since we took them
on this nice trip, maybe they won't put us
in a nursing home when we're older. I take it you kids want to go
to the hotel this weekend. Look, kiddos,
this is the first chance your mother and I have had
to relax in a long time. But Dad, we'll be so good.
You won't even know we're there. We promise. [laughing] Game over Ace Savvy
and One-Eyed Jack. Think again. Wildcard Willie. I've got a few more cards
up my sleeve. [honking] All right, girls,
let's deal with these losers. [shrieking]
Get them! You take the baby,
I'll take the Princess. I am the queen. [screaming] Hey! [screaming] Get ready to do
the bad guys shuffle. No aces in this hole. [groaning] 52 Pick Up! Or more precisely, six.
Make that seven. Hey, guys,
check out my new outfit. It's perfect for fall weather
and springing into action. Ugh, these belts are so 90s. Wild Card's getting away! Hey, Lily, go fish! [screaming] [screaming] I see your bet and raise you. [laughing] Willie, why do you always have
to play dirty cards? Cause that's the only way
to clean up. So, I guess it's off
to jail for me. Fafa? ♪ Cheer up, baby
Don't you cry? ♪ ♪ No more tears
It's cheer up time ♪ ♪ Laugh with me
And we will be ♪ ♪ Happy, happy, happy ♪ Fafa! [giggling]
Fafa. Fafa. Fafa. Well, we might be doing this
for the rest of our lives, but at least
Lily's happy again. Fafa. Fafa. Fafa. Here you go, Your Honor. And here's our new turkey. Aren't you excited, Lily? We've all been pardoned by Lori,
and now it's your turn. [babbling] Awe. Can you dudes imagine
a Thanksgiving skit without our rad judge?
I sure can't. Me neither.
She's our MVP. Fashion emergency!
Fashion emergency! Dr. Leni's on it. [gasping] OM gosh, a striped shirt
with polka dot leggings? That is a fashion emergency. Don't worry,
you're in good hands. Whoo! Fashion emergency averte. [yawning]
Would you look at the time? Let's just turn in
and get this night over with. What do you mean?
It's still early and you have a fun new roommate. - Yeah.
- Lucha Libre! I can't see anything. It's Lunatic Lynn
off the third turnbuckle! What? What?
I can't hear anything either! [groaning] One, two, three. You're out! Yeah! Lunatic Lynn is
El Campeón del Mundo! Can we just go to sleep?
There's less pain involved. [whistle blowing] At ease. Just kidding! Nobody is
to be at ease in my presence! As you know,
mom and dad left me in charge. That means you have
to do as I say, whether you're tall,
short or covered in fur and can only understand
the word sit. Look, I'll play a barista,
but I am not wearing suspenders. This has to look
like a real coffee shop. Now, do you want to ride to the comic book store later
or not? [sighing] Okay, so now you guys
pretend to laugh at something I've just said. Ooh,
was it coffee related humor? It doesn't matter, Luan. Maybe you said this, "Why'd the hipster burn
his tongue? He sipped his coffee
before it was cool." [laughing] Well, I've never seen Charles
do that before. That's because it's not Charles,
Lincoln. It's... Lily!
[laughing] Wait. Lily is the prankster? Duh. Wow. This is all
really impressive, Lily, the whipped cream,
the toilet rocket. Luan, focus. Oh, right. Sorry.
Lily, you gotta call off your grand finale
right this minute. No, don't want to. [squeaking] Lucy didn't work out.
Neither did Lynn. Water you say we add some melon? Yeah! [buzzing] Or Leni. Why are clowns never bored? 'Cause we're good
at keeping occu-pied. [clearing throat] I said,
"Good at keeping occu-pied." Yay! [buzzing] Or Lisa. Hey, birthday boy, why don't
you take the seat of honor? [farting noise] [laughing] No, no! No one eat that cake! It clearly causes
gastrointestinal distress! [crying] [buzzing] Well, I am so honored
to be your fifth choice. Operation Sneak
Into A Yearbook Group Photo So We're Not Forgotten
Like Marty What's-His-Face is a go! Okay, everyone, get ready. Psst.
Your powdered wig is crooked. Here, let me fix it. [camera flashing] No biggie. There's
more than one group photo in the yearbook. What's next? Chess Club! Okay, everyone get ready. Don't mind us. Just two Chess guys
coming through. Why is no one else dressed
for Chess? Not everyone has our commitment. Oops, [screaming] Well, shoot. What else we got? Okay, not my first choice,
but we're desperate. Morticians Club! We're in. [shrieking] You guys are not part
of this club. Hold on, Lucy.
[shrieking] We can always use
some more bodies. Okay, smile or whatever. Oh, come on! [camera flashing] So, Mr. Loud,
why should we hire you? Because I've literally
mastered technology. Hi, Boo-Boo Bear.
Carol said what? Can I get some privacy? You should hire me because I'm responsible
and mature. This tie is strangling me!
Oh, I'm sweating in this suit! These pants are giving me
a rash! [sighing]
Now, where were we? Lynn Loud, Sr,
pleased to meet you. What's the buzz around here? [laughing]
Get it? Who are we kidding?
None of us can pull this off. Aloha, Lincoln. What's that? It's your homework.
All done. Uh, you did it? I did. Phew.
I mean, not that it matters. [honking, beeping] Hi, ya, Lincoln.
[beeping] Tippy the Cow! Well, that's right. And guess what I have
for my favorite man? You did my laundry? Wow. Thanks, Tippy. Because this isn't Frank,
it's a hairball, too, which means Frank could
still be alive! [screaming]
Spider! And it sounds
like Leni just found him. Uh, that wasn't Leni.
I know that scream. [coughing] Oh, hi, Mr. Loud. Trick or-- [screaming]
Spider! I'm all right. We're going to be on the show. All aboard, Orange Iguanas!
Next stop Orlando. Whoa. Awesome costume, Dad. Orange Iguana put yours on, too? Now, let's get a move on. I have a feeling
it's going to take a while to get through airport security. [moaning] [giggling]
How was that? Mmm, not quite there.
I think we need to lose a limb. No! Lucy, no! Here, Lynn,
don't forget your chainsaw. Uh. A little homemade blood
and you're good to go. You're a real pro, honey. I should've let you do this
years ago. That's okay, Mom. I'm just glad
to finally get my chance. I'm so thrilled
I can barely contain myself. I know, honey.
I can see it all over your face. I literally want
to suck your blood. Hmm. Missing something.
Fangs here. [shrieking] If you want to make it
more authentic, he could bite your neck. No. I mean, this is fine. [laughing] Hang on, Luan. Your monster needs
more stitches. That's sew much better. [laughing]
Get it? No puns in the maze. [groaning] Looks great, Leni,
but don't forget this. [gasping]
Why do I have to look so pale? You've just been decapitated. Well, I'd still put on
some blush. [gasping] Ready to rock,
oh, mistress of the dark. Drop down an octave
and try it in D minor. That's the spookiest key. Okay, guys, the Loud Family haunted
corn maze is officially open. Let's bring on the screams,
people. Lola, guard this door. No one goes in,
no one comes out. Say goodbye to the Queen of No. And hello to the King of Yes. [cheering] Lincoln! Would you like to meet
my little angels? Oh, children. - I'm Lori.
- I'm Leni. Luna, at your service. I'm Luan. - Lynn Loud Jr.
- Lincoln. Hello, I'm Lucy. Lana. Nice to meet ya. Lola Loud. Charmed, I'm sure. Lisa Loud, PhD. Lily. Well, aren't you all a delight? Now, tell me, what's it like
having a mom like yours? Excellent question, dude,
uh, ma'am. Lincoln? Hey, Lynn.
Want to hear my new poem? It's called "Space". Space. Deep, black, endless,
like my heart. Space. Mind invaded, torn apart.
This is the real me, Lynn. I can understand
if you don't want to be my roommate anymore. Oh.
[laughing] Oh, that is the best impression
of Lucy ever. You are so funny, roomie.
[Lincoln coughing] Introducing Luan Loud
and her amazing dummy, Lil Lil. Say, Lily,
who's your favorite singer? - Lady...
- Gaga. What's
your favorite Hawaiian platter? Poo poo. That was an awesome celebration
of senseless destruction. Right? Bro handshake. I told you guys
would hit it off. How do we end this? I have no idea. Tada! A one on one dinghy date.
Sort of. Wow, just like the dreamboat.
It's so romantic, babe. I know
because we're so romantic. I mean, we literally have
such a great connection, don't you think? Totally.
And I was going to tell you-- Help! [yowling] Ah! My mangos! My mango guy's in trouble.
I'm sorry, babe. Bodega business calls. [sighing] [gasping]
The burglar! Chill, banana boy. I'm training Charles
to be a vicious guard dog. I'm the burglar.
Attack boy. Look, I'm stealing your food. Mm, mm, mm. Uh, Charles? Mmm, what is this? Chipped beef? Phase three:
Look like a grownup. I think my work here is done. Ready for the grownup table,
big guy? Did Napoleon have
a Napoleon complex? [laughing] I still don't get it. Me neither. [all]
Cheese. When is it gonna flash?
My jaw is cramping up. Give it a second. Yeah, I knew he'd blow it.
Let's do selfies instead. - Tots.
- No, wait. I nose just what
this picture needs. [laughing] Come on, Luan, you can't wear
those in the photo. Don't be such a groucho. Got my dancing shoes on, and I am ready to get down
and get back up again. [scatting] [siren blaring] State your names and business.
Sorry. New security measures. You hear that, honey?
New security measures. I think I've really gotten
through to the kids. Thank you, Bobby. Sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Loud,
but before you go dancing, I really do need your names
and business. Uh, you just said our names
and business. Dang it.
I got to stop doing that. Back! Back, poncy hairdresser! Got him! By a hair! Ha ha! - That was amazing!
- I know! I thought he was a goner. When that chair spun around,
I peed a little. I'm gonna write
my weekly fan letter to Hunter right now,
while I'm still excited. Don't forget to tune in
next week for more of ARGGH's tour of the 25 most haunted places
in America. We'll be visiting
a spooky groundskeepers house at a cemetery
in Royal Woods, Michigan. Did he just say Royal Woods,
Michigan? Now, I peed a little. I'm having such a neat time
here at Gus' Games and Grub. I wish the fun would never end. [gasping] [giggling] Why it's a teeny genie
here to grant my wish for more tokens. Now for a limited time,
at Gus' Games... [giggling] get 23 tokens
with the purchase of... Cut! This is giving me a migraine. Yeah,
and I'm getting a headache. [gasping]
Wait. Is that my missing jelly sandal
under the couch? Whoo hoo! And my missing ring. [gasping] Hey, Lucy,
I found your creepy dolls. Give me those. we should def do this
every week. We'll never lose anything again. Sigh. So sorry, Mr. Coconuts. Without me, you're just a hand.
Hey, I bring the funny. You're only--
[zipping] 98, 99. Whoa! Where'd you get
all that money, Luan? Did you sell laughter? [chuckles]
Laughter? It's my pleasure
to give that away for free. This is from selling
balloon animals. Observe. A dog. Now, pick up the pace, Fido,
it's the leash you can do. [laughing] My 12 puns of Christmas are off
to a great start. I've only got to come up
with 11 myrrh! Ho ho ho ho ho ho! Make that ten. Hey, Lincoln. Look, I just made
the perfect Christmas outfit. Has anyone seen
my plaid Christmas tablecloth?! What seems to be the problem? Lana's supposed to be guarding
my princess tower, not attacking it! Now, Lana-- Guarding is boring.
Attacking is cool. There I was, about to perform at the Little Miss Cheese Curd
pageant. My heart was going
a mile a minute, but I was able
to calm myself down by using four, seven,
eight breathing. Breathe in for four seconds, hold it in for seven,
then breathe out for eight. [audience]
Cheese! Cheese! Okay, lucky playoff beards
are locked and loaded. Hands in.
What time is it? Uh, it's 12:30. Ahh! No, it's game time!
Go! Go! Go! Get it together, Loud.
Let's see some effort. And we are closed.
Dad? Mom? I thought
you were coming back tomorrow. Lynn, no one bothered to tell me that the Renaissance fair
was vegan and I was only packing meat. - So we saddled up our steed...
- Vanzilla. and set out for our castle. The house,
which looks great, Leni. There's only one hole
in the floor. I knew no job would be too big
for my employee of the month. Ah, thanks, Mom.
Do I get more cake? How about
a half eaten mutton leg? [screaming] Ho ho ho! Relax, Flip. Okay?
I was just leaving for work. No, no, no. It's Christmas. The Food and Fuel
is closed today. You got the day off, kiddo. And that debt,
it's paid in full. Ha ha. Boop. Ho ho ho! [clamoring] Fear not, senior citizens. We have the solution
to your pudding problem. Cookies! [clamoring] These are fantastic. Okay, so we know
Luna's exact itinerary for tonight's mayhem. If we can stay one step ahead
of her and Roxie, we can thwart all of their plans without Luna ever finding out
we're on to her. Awesome. Hey, how am I supposed
to relieve myself in this thing? There's no zipper. I still don't know
why Mr. C was crucial to the mission, but come on. [sighing] Lesson 12:
Avoiding road hazards. There's a squirrel in the road.
What do you do? [squeaking] [screaming]
