12 Office Pranks That Totally Flummoxed Dwight Schrute | The Office | COZI Dozen

do it Kim okay hold on hold on judges in session what is the problem here put my stuff in jello again here's the deal you guys think about a practical joke is that you have to know when to start as well as when to stop now is the time to stop putting Dwight's personal effects into jello excuse me everyone attention in the office please jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers and he needs absolute silence go ahead okay I'll try in school we learned about this scientist who trained dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell by feeding them whenever a bell rang over the past couple weeks I've been conducting a similar experiment held hood sure ain't white in pee yes what are you doing what I don't know my mouth tastes so bad all of a sudden Wow I don't want to blow this this is what all good law enforcement officers dream of the chance to solve an actual crime I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you that's ridiculous of course it wasn't me marijuana is a memory loss drug so maybe I just don't remember I wouldn't remember well how could you of it just erased your memory that's not how it works no how do you know how it works knock it off okay I'm interviewing yo you said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here now exactly how much pot did you smoke there for a piece of chocolate chocolate where did you acquire it that is the delicacy in the Amazon but it has not yet been imported to the United States who is the king of Austrian Joseph the second poison King of Prussia Friedrich Wilhelm the third what is the king of England why the tyrant King George of course I don't care what Jim says that is not the real Ben Franklin I am 99% sure Jim what's up buddy this is not funny why is my stuff in here wow that's weird ooh birthday boy that's pretty good yeah well I'm not paying for my own stuff okay I know you did this because you're friends with the vending machine guy Oh Steve yeah oh no no no that's my pencil Cup I think so and you're gonna hand it over to me I love these Oh notice j1 care you know how many you get the nickels I'm sorry what did you think so weird what what's so weird the bat I mean I know I felt that bite me but look there's no more I feel so tingly so strangely powerful well if a vampire that was in the u.s. it would make sense for it to come to a Sylvania like Pennsylvania now that doesn't mean that Jim is gonna become a vampire only that he carries the vampiric germ so you're cooler just wait here for animal control animal control I've been controlling animals since I was six cool okay I'm gonna go home and lie down draw the shades it's just so much Sun in here find wine goodbye Jim and good luck Jim is on a path now an eternal journey and I wish him well please hold for Miss black and welcome back to biz wins I'm iris black on the line we have Dunder Mifflin Senior Sales Associate Dwight Schrute iris thank you so much for having me I'm being told by my sound engineer Steve that there is a clinking sound coming from your end does your shirt have buttons yes I'm so sorry we are going to have to ask you to remove the shirt altogether okay how is my voice now so mr. Schrute what is your response to the Consumer Product Safety Commission that says Dunder Mifflin paper is toxic I dare you to produce one credible source about that well as it happens we have with us the foreman of your upstate New York paper mills Sondra Mick Sondra Mick good afternoon iris it's a pleasure I'll get straight to the point is your paper toxic no the paper is not toxic Thank You Sondra unless it's exposed to oxygen then it becomes extremely toxic do not listen to her this employee is obviously disgruntled what the heck is going on in the stock print is it plummeting are you gonna get control of the message or do I have to send in someone who understands the me out of here [ __ ] hey did you just call Miss Mick amoral no everything's fine are you insulting my guests it's kind of blurry it's better question what kind of bear is best it's a ridiculous question false black bear well that's debatable there are basically two schools of thought fact bears eat beets bears beets battlestar galactica bears do not what is going on what are you doing last week I was in a drugstore and I saw these glasses $4 and it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the ensemble and that's a grand total of lemon dollar you know what imitation is the most sincere form of flattery so I thank you any theft is not a joke Jim millions of families suffer every year Michael oh that's funny Michael you know what I am going to zone you out for the rest of today yeah I need to stay focused and I don't have to see you tomorrow or Sunday and please don't call me and we'll see how things go on Monday today is Thursday but Dwight thinks that it's Friday and that's what I'll be working on this afternoon hey Dan this is Jim it is about 11:15 and I wanted to know what you were up to tomorrow which is the 15th and that is a Saturday Saturday so just let me know what you're doing tomorrow Saturday for lunch okay talk to you soon hey it's 12:20 where the hell's joint knowing never missed a day my ass thank you what the hell is this oh this is not mega-desk no it's not they call it quad desk that's ridiculous this is made up of three desks oh my god we're gonna have to rename it then aren't we I thought Dwight true I am on the two kids sleep schedule so I'm up an atom at 4:15 but no kids so I honestly didn't know what to do with myself and then I thought of something oh man what do you think happened Oh looks like Jim got mixed up with some bad apples oh no no no no it wasn't me I gotta find the one dad dad Oh morning Dwight who are you Who am I I'm Jim we've been working together for 12 years we're joke Dwight you're not Jim Jim's not Asian you seriously never noticed hey hats off to you for not seeing race all right then Jim uh why don't you tell me about that sale that you made yesterday wellington systems sold them ten cases of 24-pound lighter stock or were you talking about Krieger Murphy because I didn't close that one yet but I'm hoping I've got a voicemail from Paul Krieger waiting for me please enter your password you have one new message no no no no that is sensitive information only for employees not Outsiders light cut it out I'm trying to work you don't work here you're not Jim Jim I got us that dinner reservation great go 7:30 oh great can't wait Jim's at the dentist this morning and Steve is an actor friend of ours I don't know who you are but you are not Jim this is Jim Hardy oh how did [Music] you

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Length: 11min 36sec (696 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 28 2019

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[u/SpreadItLikeTheHerp]

I’m just realizing that when Jim puts everything in the vending machine he gives Dwight the bag of nickels (from a previous prank!) to buy his stuff back.