BEST PRANKS (Season 8) - The Office US

why do you keep reading that garden party book i mean how hard are finger sandwich isn't tea there's so much more to it than that i've been wanting shrewd farms to break into the high-end event hosting industry for some time and this party is a great opportunity plus i've got a secret weapon only one copy in the world and some sucker on the internet sold it to me for two dollars [Laughter] [Music] i'm actually really disappointed in how poorly my book is doing i've only sold one copy mr ryan howard chapter two announcing guests as they enter is the height of decorum the more volume displayed the more honors bestowed upon everyone present stanley hudson and his mistress cynthia james pamela and pp albert [Music] yourself [Music] chapter four one of the host's most important duties is as dance master a proper courtly dance sets the tone for the entire afternoon [Music] i think i left my wallet in your house who cares right here that's mr james halpert geez stop forgetting things i didn't forget them they're right here i'm stupid mr james halpert so sorry i think i forgot that idiot ooh miss matt what are you doing hey i have a question who do you think is really the best salesman in this office stupid question obviously mr james halpert i am on the two kids sleep schedule so i'm up and at them at 4 15 but no kids so i honestly didn't know what to do with myself and then i thought of something uh yeah what the oh man what do you think happened oh looks like jim got mixed up with some bad apples oh no no no no it wasn't me we got to find the wanda at that alcohol club oh god uh yeah i just got my replacement credit card do you want the number oh it's uh four seven nine three zero zero three two three three one three the security code is 927. okay great thank you very much bye so dwight did take the bait he used my credit card numbers to send a 200 bouquet of flowers to my wife from me a little help wow your hair is really thinning standing has proven to be healthier increases productivity and just looks cooler picture someone doing something heroic now was he sitting or standing not counting fdr every second you sit there is an hour off your life look at all of you i feel like you're in a suicide cult no no no you're way off on that one are you really comfortable standing there i tried one of those and i just couldn't find the sweet spot hey guys let's just all admit it okay dwight's better than us he had the guts to stop sitting and he's never ever gonna go back on it right that's right jim hey man hey taking the load off huh no putting a load on more like good luck with that last thing i need is luck thank you so much [Music] give that back come on prank oh that's real creative you know what you're right it's not my best cause you could easily just bend over and pick that up right i could i just don't feel like a loser because you're sitting standing okay don't because you're sitting standing you know i have to do this i know oh okay oh what is this a a meatball really [Laughter] it's always more fun to mess with dwight with an audience that was usually pam so now that she's out i had to find someone else turns out that stanley is quite the comedy fan but not everything makes him laugh he has very specific tastes through a painstaking process of trial and error i found out what he likes and it's really weird jim come on so juvenile what the you've been meatballed are you ready for some meatballs oh man this is not very clever jim i know look for your stapler really jim really very funny okay what's a hole 32 meatballs good day that idiot's been feeding us for a week we'll never have to buy meatballs again hey everybody just a few hours left for the free family portrait studio daryl we'd love to see a little jada come by angela why don't you bring by your little angel no thank you jim you've got those two cute kids we sure would love to see them i know why you're doing this dwight last week i may have gone too far i'll explain it quickly basically i found out where he gets his clothes dry cleaned custom ordered the same suit made with tearaway velcro and you can film the rest dammit jim now he's trying to get me to bring my children into work i think it's fair to be cautious my doubts are blasted i wish they had a chart for how much protein powder to scoop for a 180 pound man with no fat protein powder huh cut it with water why don't you just take estrogen there you go boys see how papa takes care of you [Laughter] i remember when people thought biceps were all that they'd flex them all night at the disco attack oh i bet you think it's all about core huh yeah course critical there are four tenants of pilates that i live my life by one lanthan two elongate listen guys i think we all want to know the same thing right who's the strongest well there's only one way to solve that thigh curl contest all right here we go everybody may the manliest man win go feast on this louis i love the bird furnace where i live come on gabe you can't handle his hamstrings you're getting hypno thighs speed quick phone call from you guys keep going eight nine hello ten very funny jim yeah jim way to mock us for perfecting our bodies everyone conference room now all right there grandpa okay i don't need your help okay you know here just i've been attacked oh my god oh someone put a porcupine in my drawer oh my god yeah i was just sitting here on my desk and i i reached into my drawer to grab my toothbrush and and some tooth powder and and and all of a sudden i was attacked by this blood thirsty rabid creature i wonder in this office who has access to a porcupine or who in this office knows that i have access and is trying to set me up hmm you know this sounds a lot like the premise of my latest chad flenderman novel a murder for framing chad flenderman just an easygoing black guy he knows the streets yet he also went to oxford so just as comfortable on a motorcycle as he is on air force one oh and he's also the world's leading egyptologist toby nobody cares about your sex-crazed black detective no no women chase him he misses his wife hello lacerated hand here folks nice try this is ridiculous oh is it really two separate times you have set me up to believe that i was being recruited by the c.i.a three times you see jim this has your fingerprints all over andy you gotta be kidding me fingerprints can be planted you know with a separate hand do you think that's what happened do you think you used a separate hand okay you know what why don't we just call animal control you might want to run that by angela cause it's so cute no porcupines don't have souls they're like dogs yes i'm calling from dunder mifflin we have a very rabid porcupine in our office someone should come pick it up come down right away uh i don't know let me ask you uh were you quilled yes i was quelled and what's his name henrietta oh what all right get her out of here dwight hey are you okay i'm fine okay i'll just stress you know cause i care about this project frankly the fact that none of you are vomiting or diarrhea right now i find very alarming who says none of us are diarrheal are you sure it's stress because i did poison you very funny jim oh no i'm serious i was thinking for this trip i have to do something epic so what should that be and then i thought of it i'll poison you what are you gonna do you're gonna steal my newspaper or put a cricket in my cereal or something shut your face on fire that's a good one you gotta stop at the antacids it's not the antidote you didn't poison me it's just stress okay what is the antidote true love's kiss he has a complete inability to pass gas pervert uh yeah it's tender they can't be appendicitis i eat more than enough bacon okay what poison mimics the symptoms of appendicitis oh you don't know hold what kind of poison did you use dwight i didn't poison you i was kidding we're hoping yeah i'm gonna need an [Music] ambulance

Channel: The Office

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Id: ONTY9knqIBA

Length: 13min 3sec (783 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 05 2020