fA million dollars, but, when it's cold out, every movie or show you watch only stars people you personally know. Flitz: That sounds amazing! Joven: OHHHH! [Music] Million dollars, but, every time you're hungry, your least favorite teacher appears and gives you a sh*tty massage. *everyone laughs* [Music continues] I'm gonna get a million dollars, but... But, when you bathe... I get a million dollars but every time I see my reflection... [Music Continues] You get hit in the face with a flying basketball. You have to start a riot - you get to start a riot. A parade spontaneously erupts around you. What's on this? Oh, there's pepper? And it's just like - *Parade Noises* [Music Continues] [Intro] This episode of Board AF was brought to you by Transformers: The Last Knight! Check it out in theaters Wednesday, June 21st. Tickets are now on sale. *Burp* Bless you. Stop it. Oh god... Good evening, I'm Tom Brokaw. Flitz: And I'm Jamar Walter! Are you a sports? I am a sports! And I'm Lisa Kapowski. Wow. I like that. And I'm Kelly Kapowski. *Laughter* Welcome to the court(s) of Board AF! Here we are with all of our friends, playing some board games and card games! Today, we are playing the game that comes all the way from our, uh - one of, uh, d- our favorite, uh uh - Uh uh uh uh. *Flitz dies on table* Joven: So our friends over at Rooster Teeth!! Have made a card game called "Million Dollars But..." uh we pretty much just go through rounds like, "Oh! - uh, you get a million dollars but every time you see a kid, you have to...lose in a...arm wrestling match to a snake." It's like weird stuff like that. Uhm, there's two ways to play. We're gonna play the version where we're all gonna have 10 yellow cards - it'll make sense in a second - [and] the judge will read, uhhh the prompt and then we'll all give our card and uh try to win over the judge with his favorite pick and then that person will get a point. But you see here 1..2..3..4..5..6..7 of us There are EIGHT, in fact, playing. Uh, I would like to have a moment of silence for, uh, depressed Yoda. *Sad music* Our..our Rando Calrissian toy that would normally play games with us. Depressed Yoda he's sad because his lightsaber is very inadequate. Yea. He finally took the dive down to the dark side we don't have him anymore. *Excited Noah* *Excited Everyone* Now he's a sock! Joven: I did not plan that out. That is... synchronicity. But, uh, luckily, we have... Randomtello! Oh, it's so cute! So, we will, as we play through, we will deal an extra card and, there's a chance that Randomtello could win. You really have a theme throughout your toys. He looks very angry because he feels his staff is inadequate, so it's... Can we use his daughter, instead? Nutella? I feel like inanimate objects have an advantage, on Smosh games, because... If we remember, a pinecone decimated Winter Games.. Straight-up won. So let's see, uh... how all this works. I'm gonna just take these cards out. Boze: Oh, but now they're gonna everywhere, [*Snap*] Joven, be careful.
