10 Things Jo Koy Can't Live Without | GQ

I honestly feel that I should be a selfie director like you're behind the camera directing correct I'm in front of the camera lens directing myself get it it's like you holding that camera right there act shed and then everything cuts back to you like this and cut hey guys it's jo koy and these are my essentials first and foremost I can't live life without coffee and I can't just be coffee four shots of espresso with vanilla powder over pearl ice cubes although we can get back is the economy what's so good about the powder have you ever tried to syrup tastes like crap powders kind of like the texture to coffee you want to give your coffee a little texture throw some powder in it what why are we this is actually liquid I collect Rolexes they were like career goals I think everyone should have goals it doesn't matter what they hurt set a goal knock that goal down and they set another goal that's how you climb mine is Rolex my 20th year I bought a solid gold presidential this was your third solid gold my son this is how he feels about the Rolexes they're mine right dad everything that I've accomplished is all going to hit so actually I'm wearing my son's Rolex I am I will spend five paychecks they've got all the colorways - that's what I love about this bag it's so subtle but yet you know it's Gucci they got shoulder strap then they got the blue and red here so I have an ass because I don't like it when people fly next to me and they sneeze and then the sneeze goes in my mouth see without this I'm flying and then someone actually goes yep and then I go oh it blew malaria into my throat so enjoy your cold this is why I have that backpack are you kidding me head to toe I look good and then I compliment my outfit with this it's called death grey whoever designed the bag let's make it him let's put up let's put a hint of turquoise blue the single this is this is what I have to carry or else I die so this end of the hose goes right here and then you take this part of the hose and you stick it right here on your Bane mask are you ready ladies you know mercy nice oh my god that was beautiful it's time for bed I'll see you in the morning I wish I was exaggerating without this I can't sleep it shoves air down my throat I don't breathe like it's not snoring people think sleep apnea story no it's not for so reason my brain is like oh you're going to sleep Joe and I'm like yeah and then my brain is like okay us too so everything shuts the off the whole body take out for CPAP to be there kinda like my my favorite sunglasses these are my goat cheese right here these are my Vinci's I think you say it like that Givenchy I don't even know I like big glasses like huge what I'm wearing them people are like oh my god you musta had LASIK do they have to be that bit get it like here's my ears I need this part to like be even with this ear I like my glasses big like this and it's hard to find so when I get them I buy them now you're probably wondering to yourselves why why do you buy big giant rings because I have been blessed with a large head it's a size 7 to 3/8 that's massive you have a head that big you should only have a yellow shirt with a black zigzags stripe across the chest that's a charlie barrel reference while you young kids that don't know who the Charlie Brown is this is what happens when you wear smaller glasses I look like Laurence Fishburne in the matrix the iPhone why always buy the newest one they can sell me anything at Apple and guess what I do I'm by it everything they say to me I don't even understand it and then I go like this I'll take it you have it in black top three apps on my iPhone are you ready Instagram iMovie and glow puzzle hey since you like glow puzzle here's popcorn hole swipe to start okay basically it's a hole and you try to stick as much popcorn in that hole in seconds I play the dumbest game right here is an original piece this is off-white denim I got this one in Japan I love this piece right here this one's beautiful loo that fitted sleeves tapered on the side you rock this and people know that it's something special I love rocking this one and then I personalize it can I show you from the ghetto to the Getty it's exactly what it is man you know I mean you bust your ass like I said you try and get those goals and you set yourself to the highest goal you know when I first started stand-up I used to rent theaters you know that worked in the best areas those are your humble beginnings and then you know 30 years later you get to play the Blaisdell arena in Honolulu Hawaii so it's got a lot of meaning to it my son's mom her boyfriend is an artist he designed that piece right there it's also what I wore in the special so I'm actually rocking his piece on stage boom that's how we do it all I know is Virgil you are killing the game you know bringing that that flavor in that culture to the masses is something very very special and I'm just happy that this happened during my generation if I can rock Virgil I will he's a modern-day genius man I've been on this kick because I love shorts I like to wear them year-round I really did so what I've done now is I wear spandex underneath my shorts do you want to see them this is what I like to wear I wear spandex a lot I do have a little bit of an insecurity with my leg do we want to get graphic you sure when I was 15 I almost died on a motorcycle compound femur fracture that's when the bone comes out of your leg it's also the biggest bone in your body sticking out about this far my shin both bones broken tibula and fibula burnt all the way up for my ankles all the way up to my knee and my knee was dislocated so don't ride a motorcycle that's why I wear what the only pair of Nikes he should everybody this is something that I rocked on the special as well I was actually gonna walk out on stage with some Nike Karachi's some blue standard haraki's and my son was like nope you need something special for your stuff and he's like you need to get them off like Presley's dad so big shout out to Virgil again this to me this is this is artwork this isn't even a shoe right here it's the art piece what do I like about it everything this is when when you're so creative and you take every ounce of creativity and you build it right in front of you I haven't seen a piece this beautiful since the Jordan threes there's a real shoe head right here you guys I was rocking Jordans when Jordan was playing so stop don't you ever say that to me family owned business right here I put them on the map y'all owe me 808 baby 808 all day every day look at that all the way from Maui if you're ever in Maui go the mall there there's only one don't go which one there's only one mall there just go to 180 his name of the store is called 180 I I can't get enough these hats man boom come on real low don't let him see your eyes man I love everything about Hawaii I love the fans there I love the people there why is it everything to me are you kidding me that's why I broke the record I never sold that many tickets in my life before I saw 24,000 tickets six months in advance I remember performing at the Queen couple on e4 handing out free coupons to everybody be like 400 chairs empty and just six people it would be the six people I begged a couple but you know you still perform like people don't know that people think that it just always happens that's not what happened I remember those six people and that's special to me I don't carry big giant billfolds I don't carry cash I only carry one credit card this is all I carry yes it's heavy have you ever heard that I'm gonna buy a house with it go ahead it goes in here product what I love the most about Prada you know it's something when you look at it whenever I wear a Prada suit I always get like you know who made that that's beautiful every time I wear it it just looks like a piece and that's what sells the name and they believe in their product I don't think anyone's in here I'm Jo koy and those are my senses

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Length: 10min 3sec (603 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 28 2019