Comedian Jo Koy On Catching His Son In The Act, Charlamagne’s Masturbation Techniques + More

[Music] you're watching The Breakfast Club [Music] morning everybody is DJ envy Angela Yee Charlemagne to God We Are The Breakfast Club we got a special guest in the bill our God I love you guys so much friends and none of you guys are following me I do don't you follow 173 people no I was following you guys and you guys are doing this right now been following you John Stamos I saw you today when you had to come into America stuff on you that was Halloween they had to make dolls in LA and if they turn to fat no yeah my boys did that man they did that straight up like gorilla style man they got Paramount came down and tried to shut him down and they stayed open man that was so cool yeah my guys did that I wanted to go I was in there late at Tuesday doing a book signing it was like not that sound man it was good it was cool that they were shouting them out like that leaveth built the the barbershop and everything and it was just cool to just bring my son there because I was I was 16 when that movie came out and then the Sherratt with my son was just that was even better and my son at the end like he was like dad that was fun so that yeah was you day when fabolous down no he was in there the day before me okay yeah man that doesn't follow you well you also have a movie yeah man indie movie man this is so crazy and I'm promoting it and I'm flying to Hawaii to promote it how you love that you know it's crazy yeah right it's crazy though and then uh I just I don't know I just I don't even know how to explain it but I need an audition for that movie so it's called wait it's called wake yeah and then I got another one called Anastasia that just came out so called wait like about waking up or like a funeral it's like funeral wake okay yeah and I play like a ghost yeah yeah no it's not that it's just it was a more like it was in her head yeah I'm not like a real ghost it was just I was playing it was in her head and she just she kept seeing her her ex you know I mean and I was playing that it was pretty cool man I loved it I loved it are you are you Trump fatigued by the comedian I think it's just man like you know when it comes to doing comedy man it's different genres you don't I mean there's there's there's people that talk about family there's people that do puppets there's people that you know talk about politics I'm not I don't care yeah there's cats out there that can do it and Hammer it and and that's good let them do that I want to talk about my son masturbating like that's funny to me he's been and he thinks he's being slide and I'm like bro come on man the head and shoulders is empty you still have dandruff over shampoo [ __ ] why are you acting like you didn't start it off with Vaseline guy so you bring motion into the shower no I took off in the bed all like why would you do that I Drive off in the bed I drag up on the floor I got on my knees see that's when you know you're very middle cause like why would you do that do it in the shower evidence is gone that's now you're doing in your bed and like hide and throw [ __ ] away I was younger see the jerking off on the shouting brain and jerk you know I don't like jerking off in the shower cuz I was in jail so when you was in jail you would see the semen in the shower and I would think you were like jerking off on your knees you said Grossman in the shower no walk to the TV this is much better this is so much better if you jerk-offs praise to the protest and [ __ ] say [ __ ] and then when you say you're so committed he'll say something [ __ ] I better go I got a book to push chapter I can't be the only guy everybody you jerk up on their knees or the people without the rest of their legs to Charlie because I don't have foots I would be horrified if I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off on his knees you would think that he was like so jerking off is fine [ __ ] like that's better show and then I grab a towel always towels always tissue never left it on the carpet oh my god I just knew like I just you can tell like their long showers he's got a big thick head of hair always dry I'm like Joe you know I mean like how old are you kid I got a 16 and a 14 girls 16 boy 14 oh yeah he's jerking off I'm sure asking look Charlotte they used to check up on his knees when he was your age do it when you're young and you can actually kneel down when you're older you can't do that yeah my mom my mom caught me when she was doing laundry and she separated the whites from the darks and then the sock was just not it looked like a hockey stick and she and we both just kind of froze just looked at each other and she moved on she acted like she didn't know but then like the rest of my life was like yeah make sure you put your socks on your feet socks on your dick when did you tell you stop doing that brain jerking up on the carpet when did you tell you say that you novel to jerk over shampoo no I did I didn't tell him not to I just won't stop well at least be cried until massage just just be cool about it like yeah quit acting like I don't know yeah I mean he's acting like he's going on throughout his day like like he was all cool I like dude I know you're jerking off in there it's 30 [ __ ] minutes in there but you don't except in there you don't expect him to tell you like why would he yeah I know but it's just like don't think I'm stupid like I don't know he's got his [ __ ] radio blaring man loud thirty minutes and I'm like he's [ __ ] killing it in there conversations are forbidden with your kid we was having that conversation this morning like you share a lot of the intimate things that happened to you when you was young with your child uh yeah me and my son are our relationships so cool and the mom to man like being the mom or uh you know we're divorced [Music] lives at the house and I pay for you it's it's dope I wouldn't know yeah you would man like I think that's an old old mentality that my mom and dad had and they don't they don't talk anymore they still don't talk you know I mean and and look at me I'm still hurt by it you know I mean I still talk about that's stupid [ __ ] if you open the door when you come in everything who Gino that's nice boy I forget a name but the mom just my god yeah the mom and Jean oh man I love them no but it's just it's better this way man and I and I moved her right next to me like my son walks right across the street yeah it's really cool man like we go to lunches together like he tries to play us you know I mean like like if he knows I'm gonna say no about spending the night on a school night but he knows his mom will say yes so he'll call his mom but then I'm right there having breakfast with her on my a [ __ ] I'm right here you think your mom and I are hanging out I'll have sex with the mom no no nice better rose and Charlie just [ __ ] on no no yeah he does all the [ __ ] that I don't do that my son loves like he skates he's an ex pro skater he designs clothes no it's empty yeah like I'll go in there like when I go grocery shopping I gotta get stuff and I'll check I'm like [ __ ] this is empty again her ass hey I'm out of body wash I'm like what the [ __ ] we just got that Joe so I know what you're doing bro well you said he got a full head of hair too though he does have a full head of hair but it doesn't take a whole bottle ahead of shoulders and his dick smells like mint Wow sound like I smell it it's just like [Laughter] we are go for what I do that [ __ ] how do you masturbate have you ever masturbated on your knees that might be against South Africa could you check off Yogi's I mean here I know nothing about that you need give me your family sitting down on your back those are the only sitting down is even kind of creepy that's just laying on your back or while you're taking a shower shower is the most brilliant class I just feel like that's disgusting what look because semen don't just go down the drain for a second away my little okay okay it came up a little in my mouth Jesus Christ it's a family show went from our two acts in 30 seconds Angela's right here for God's sake what am i crying was a bad thing oh yeah yeah I just broke up with this girl and she was sleeping with somebody else so I was laying in the bed jerking off and I thought it crying I was thinking to myself look what you're making me do so I felt really bad first time I met her I did cried out of fact I'm so bright in the face man he is gonna tear you said with a tear jerker the guy was brilliant because the way he said thank you to his audience after all these years was really amazing the way he wrote that song about his wife but then he ended it by saying this is to you guys and he said thanks for growing old with me I thought that was just a beautiful thing people get lost in just sometimes the comedians don't have feelings and emotions man but when he when he sang that song for Chris Farley and then he went to his is his wife and and you know and then he had his grandma in the audience just all that stuff was beautiful man it was just you know he still stayed Adam from when we were kids but you know he's 50 now and he and it was still relevant and now my son singing you know the songs that were on that special and that was just to me the guy is the goat that was amazing he stayed true to himself don't and he did this thing man you got a relationship with him yeah you know when I first moved to LA what was it like 15 years ago he was the first one to give me a deal that fell through but I mean it was just great to see you know Adam Sandler you know appreciate what I was doing and offered that pilot deal so but it never went through I want everyone to know that clearly it fell you think about all these comedians beefing going back and forth from senior showing Katt Williams I'm sure you seen everything that's going on I don't you know I I don't like to speak on it because they're all my friends you know I mean I came up with Katt catch the sweetest man on the romm sorry yeah whatever is happening out outside that sets you know but what he did for me was amazing I really like he's done so much like he used to have the the room you know at the the Commerce Casino you remember those back in the day and and you know he used to put me up when I used to drive five hours from Vegas to just to go up for five minutes and he always put me up you know I mean when he was Cat in the Hat and then you know for when I got my second spot on BET's comicview and I didn't have a ride to the to the gay and he just you know bought me breakfast and let me drive to the gig and his limo like that [ __ ] you can't yeah that's just a real dude man I love the guy you know god bless whatever is happening you know but you know he's still the [ __ ] are you kidding me we go way back I love Tiffany I got that a stand-up comedian of the year at Montreal this year and Tiffany got her award you know for just being a [ __ ] genius right now and she just gave the best speech and and when she shouted me out I thought that was so cool man it's just she started crying I started crying I was like man like people remember that stuff yeah that's a comedy run is and that's why you just drop that man there's no reason I don't know I just I don't like to get involved with that I just I remember the people that took care of me and I'm always gonna I'm gonna pay that forward that's my way of paying it back for them I'm gonna pay it forward for the other people man commedia it always bugged me I'm a comedian hating on other comedians especially saying I look at radio the same way because the grind to actually be a comedic superstar is so hard dude Sean ain't man like that that Netflix special that that that just came out they said no to me so many [ __ ] times you know I mean I remember we we through I I even offered to pay for them to fly out to like San Francisco I'll go I'll pay for everything man first-class everything just come see the some come see the act and then they finally just said hey we can't make it and we're already booked for our roster we got enough comics for the for the new specials next year so we'll just come see you some other time and I could have just sat there and cried about and and complained and went public him like you know that dude got a special but I didn't like I've been doing it for what 28 years and you're gonna give it to this cat that just started I could have done that but then I just took my money and I paid for that thing myself man I paid for all that [ __ ] man that logo behind me the floor the director all that [ __ ] man you know yeah and so and then I'm trying to tell jokes knowing that I've invested all my money and then knowing that in my head while I'm trying to be funny in my head the only person I really want to sell this to already said no to me like it's so it's such [ __ ] pressure right like I don't even know where this special is gonna land but the one person I really wanted to go to said no so that was the pressure that I had but I did it and I cut it up because I knew was gonna be good and then I handed it to him and then they bought it from me no disrespect to Netflix like I wasn't I'm glad they said no to me maybe I wouldn't have been as hungry as I was on my performance because when I was up there man I was starving I was like I gotta get this [ __ ] on and I got to sell these [ __ ] jokes man you end up getting more money than you were to ask for if you would've just took a deal right away because now you've done all the work and you're able to command more or you got I mean the cool thing is they pay me and then some for the special so that thank God because my son was not going to college he was it was done it was a wrap I took everything out of my account man and so they pay me back and then they gave me enough to you know buy something nice and then and just recently they just signed me to two more deals so I got two more specials from Netflix god bless Netflix it's not the end all it's just like it's just like it's it's networks not King anymore you know I mean like look what you guys are doing you guys are king right now like everyone's one everyone wants to be on this now this is this is that generation now you know it's the pot it's the radio it's it's the voice it's it's no one gives a [ __ ] about censorship and all that we don't we don't want to watch that [ __ ] anymore like no one and Netflix is that platform every kid has a phone and Netflix is on every phone I mean and if you're not funny in 30 seconds you're done right yeah I mean so and when you don't have time for commercials we know we don't have time for censorship that's that's this generation so that's what it is it's it's Netflix figured out this blueprint and I don't understand why no one else is copied and pasted that blueprint just [ __ ] look at it and copy it that's it it's there you know I mean if you want to if you want to beat the [ __ ] the kings just copy that's what my only problem with Netflix is it doesn't make me feel like I'm missing anything cuz I feel like I can just get to it like yeah like joke oh it's Dana special comes out on Friday I don't feel as you see the watch I'll watch it next week yeah and it's sometimes people talk about like I gotta watch it gotta watch it yeah definitely stay home that night to watch it like that hype surrounding for that watched it do you have it oh it's a lot I saw mine I did see your that's all yours I'm still I still I saw Ali Wong hmm I saw Neil burners but I saw a new burners in person I saw she pails Chris Rock you know the mean stuff like that but it's a lot I haven't gotten to yeah but I love that I love the fact that we have a library like that in the palm of our hand yeah man do you really want that sense of urgency or you know I mean like I saw my son get a notification the other day for something that just got really sudden Netflix and you know he saves all this [ __ ] to his phone and I'm like in my head I was like goddamn this kid does not know what a wall full of brand-new DVDs are the the VHS you know I mean like you saw the wall of like Jurassic Park and there's no no copies behind it and you had to sit by the returned bin hoping someone returned it you know I mean like I'm not sure I mean I'm trying to be funny but that's really do you remember the porn section at the video store like that was a secret room like now it's in the park yeah but I mean they don't know that [ __ ] things like accessible like that man it's like that he did that right in front of me was like got it dad I'm like goddamn I remember begging my mom to take me to the store and yeah hoping to god they had a copy like it's but it's great for binge watching I give you like okay like yesterday I don't have to go out I didn't leave my house all day yeah and I'm like this is exciting because I get to stay home and watch this entire series yeah exactly you can watch a whole season in nine hours whereas a whole season used to mean a whole [ __ ] season you had to watch it from October to like January exactly so yeah they got a good man they got a good now when it comes to your comedy we've been watching like a lot of people say Pete Davidson for example right he'll talk about his relationship breaking up Ariana Grande he might be a little irritated about it but he's still gonna do it did you ever have issues with your ex or what your son where they're like yo can you not talk about it no no I was scared about this this special that's about that I'm about to do there's one particular joke that I'm I was nervous about doing because I didn't refer my son and because it is about him and and I noticed that though his that when we went backstage he just wasn't happy about the joke and then and then I realized I go all I get it because it was only about him and so I started making fun of myself and tagging myself with the same situation that he was in I don't I'm trying to be like I want to let it out yes because because I'm about to drop that so but then when I started doing that he appreciated it he was like ah and then he even asked me he goes are you gonna do that joke and I go yeah I'm definitely doing because then everybody knows it's about him at school oh they loved to make my school man everyone at school where's my sweatshirts they all know he gets off on his knees I can't wait till he does rolled up on the floor yes yes yes yeah especially after now I got it on a different note but you want it right put my knees and jerk off that's what shook one's really about comedy yeah The Beacon Theater man we sold the first Beacon Theater completely out we added a second there's only a few tickets left and dude I can't believe I'm at the Beacon Theatre man this is great I love you are you gonna come get me get her earrings right there get the jackets we got married you got Murr Joe Joe is balling yo this is dope you're gonna love this hold on I got this is for you guys and Angela I swear to god yours is because you're small Joe seller but I got this one can you tell me what the Getty Joe the Getty this museum are [ __ ] on my jacket and can I check off while wear this jacket gonna jerk off all my knees while wearing a jacket put that on your house shoes yeah guys this joke or envy you got a rock that I got to if the breakfast pees on his knees I love that [Music]

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Length: 29min 42sec (1782 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 09 2018