- Hi, I'm Tan France and
this is "Dressing Funny". Each episode I'm dressing some of the funniest people on the planet. Wanna watch me push their style game? - Tan. - Hi Jo Koy, what's going on? - What's going on? - I want to take you shopping. - Tan.
(laughing) Tan.
- No, no, no, no, don't. - Tan!
- I'll meet you down there. (upbeat music) - I love clothes, but I'm an old guy, I'm like black is easy. - Let's break it down then.
- When I tour, it's always black. - How old are you? - 48. But my heart is 22. - I know, but you're still 48 and often you're dressed in the outfit that I would expect your son to be in. - I want to show you
options that are slick, hopefully still cool, but slightly more you, your age group, as opposed to your son's. (camera clicking) What's the issue you have with clothes? Or do you not have any issue? - I'm slowly morphing into Steve Jobs. I don't think I look good in stripes, especially those, the
ones that go this way. I don't mind this way. - He's wrong. A stripe works with everyone. - If I wear a stripe, it's
gonna look like a hill. - That's not the case. I know a stripe is gonna
look beautiful on you. - That's not gonna look good on me. I'm willing to put money on it. $20. - I'll take your 20. Okay, great. He gets paid more than me, he's done a lot of specials.
- This is your 20, this is my 20. - Okay, thanks. (camera clicking) - Also, can I really go hard? I'm so sorry, I'm really gonna. - You're really gonna let me down. Is it my posture? - No it's not, it's your v-neck. - Okay, can I tell you why? - Go on. - I have PTSD. When we lived in the Philippines, Uncle Cardin got a goat. The goat was delivered, all the kids, you know,
were all petting the goat and playing with the goat, and then it was time to eat the goat. And then boom, cut the neck of the goat to drain the blood and
I ran to the bedroom and it's like now all the time-- - Oh my god. - I'll pull my neck down. So I had all these crew neck
t-shirts when I was a kid and I would literally watch TV like this. - Here's a very simple solution for you. Find a really really expensive therapist because that will help you with that shit. What am I meant to do with
goat slicing of the neck? - I can't correct your crazy mind. You need a therapist. Let's look for a shirt. (camera clicking) - I know you say you have a double chin. You do not. - I do have a double chin.
- You do not. - It looks like that now
because I take women's mascara and I color the gray hairs underneath and I'm actually gonna
come out with a makeup line for men and Tan's gonna be my partner. - (laughing) It sounds like
we're gonna make a fortune. - I'm telling you!
- The amount of people who have that issue. - If Kylie can do it, we can do it. - You know how Kylie's got the lip kit? We could do a waddle kit. (techno music) - You got the waddle? We're gonna get rid of it. Get rid of that, we're getting rid of it. - What if I threw out like a... - Oof. - No? - This is what it is.
- It's green. - Yes, and I feel like
it's trying to be blue. It's like I go, "Hey, do
you have this in blue?" And then the person goes, "We have this." - Okay, we're gonna take this with me. I want to bring, obviously lets not
forget the striped shirt. - And let's not forget our bet
'cause that's not gonna work. - Uh huh, it is. (camera clicking) - Talk to me about spending money. - When you have an immigrant family, back to school was just the worst. - One pair of shoes to last you the year. - The whole year, they were boots. They were work boots. - And it was mortifying. - [Jo] It was mortifying. - And so now, I use
clothes to remind myself that I'm not in that position anymore. - I don't have to worry about any of my nieces and nephews. - My dad used to say, "Don't let them feel like they had to pay for you." And so I still have that. The reason why I work so
hard, I work almost everyday, is just in case it all goes away, I can still say, "You don't
need to pay for me, white sir." - And if you guys think he's lying, he's sick right now and
he's still here at work. - There's no such thing as a day off. - You die and that's your day off. (camera clicking) - And you don't wear suits
ever on stage anymore? - No, and I'll never wear it with sneakers or anything like that. 100%, Tan.
- I mean, I know for a fact you'd love a purple acid wash pant.
- That is horrible. - How on Earth do you make that work? - The last person I saw
wear that would probably be, oh my God, Bell Biv DeVoe. - I don't even know who that is. - You don't know Bell Biv DeVoe? Come on, Poison! Do that with me, do it, do it, just go. - Poison.
- Poison. - I thought that was Bobby Brown. - No! - I just want to see you
in a more casual version of a suit that you think, I could wear that. Find a suit. - In this section? - Yep.
- What am I, Steve Harvey? - Who knows, let's see. So here's the thing, I know that he's not actually gonna choose a color. There are many options available, but he's not gonna go for a color even though I've suggested he should. - I bet you Tan would be like, "You should try green,
it brings out your eyes." Don't play that back, he's gonna be pissed. He's probably gonna
see and then he's like, "I don't sound like that!" - Is that meant to be my accent? (laughing) - I think this would be something that Tan would choose for me to wear. - Would he? - 100% and then a traditional
suit would be just like, it's got the stripes, it's got the plaid, just like I said.
- This is the one. - But there's a way of doing this that I think could be really swaggy. - Yeah. - Are you ready to get dressed? Can I dress you?
- 100%. - Perfect. - Poison.
- Poison. - Okay, so I've already put
a rack together for you. So what I've done is I've taken things that you'd already like and added something that you
ordinarily wouldn't wear. This was the sweater we saw earlier and I know it's a lot of color, I know. - That's so hard. - I think you're gonna change
your mind once you see it on. We're gonna do that. I'm gonna give you a
beautiful white sneaker. Let's give it a shot. - Let's do it. I love you Tan. - All right Jo, how you doing? - [Jo] I mean it fits. - Okay, let's see and I'll
be the judge of how it looks. - Unzip the jacket. You hate the color. - Yeah, it's... - And you're pulling it down. - Yeah, I'm pulling it way down. - Okay. - It's not long enough,
I wish it was down here. - Tell me what you hate. - That green, man, it's an eyesore to me. - I think it's gorgeous on your skin. - Okay, I don't like the shoes either. I feel like there's a cat
chilling around my neck. - Switch out of the jacket,
I've got another one here. - I just want you to know, I've been sucking in my
stomach this whole time. (laughs) - So you had mentioned that
your stomach was a problem area. - Yeah, big time.
- The reason why I added the jacket, is so that
when you turn to the side, no one sees that. This is covered. You keep pulling this down
and I know your problem area. - It's cause, in my head, I feel like my torso's like this. So I always pull this down, - trying to figure out--
- You don't have a long torso. - I don't, huh?
- Not at all. - I think in my head, I think I do.
- You have a regular torso. When you tuck in at a normal height or just move your top
up to a normal height, your legs looks more appropriately sized. I want to do a one quick switch up. - Oh heck no, that won't
do anything for anybody. - I just want to see it 'cause I know how much you hate print. - Okay.
- I wanna see. - You want me to try that? - Yeah, I really do. - All right.
- Thanks. - Jo Koy, are you loving the print? - [Jo] I hate it. - I don't know if I
believe you, let's see. ♪ Now get your ass up off the wall ♪ ♪ So everyone can see ♪ ♪ That you might cut a
rug at the local club ♪ ♪ But you ain't got nothing on me ♪ - This is not working. - Absolutely not. - Give me your stage stance. - Stage stance would be like this. - Literally in a heartbeat,
I already prefer it. - My knees go inward so I look like the number eight down here, so I always, like, bow my legs up. - I do the same thing. You're just engaging your
knees, it's really simple - Relax, engaged.
- Relax, engaged. - Poison! So, I'm gonna give you something else that I think is gonna work beautifully. You're going to hate it initially, but you're gonna get used to
it and you're gonna love it. It's this. - [Jo] Tan! - [Tan] Yes? Hate it? - I love it. - Liar. - I swear, I really,
really, I love these pants. - Now, this is all lovely, however, you know what I wanna know. The stripe. Did I win 20 or did you win 20? - 'Cause my problem with
stripes going this way, I feel like my stomach
is gonna go like that. - Uh huh.
- But it's not doing that. I love it. - Shut up. Are you just being nice?
- No, I swear. No, I really do love this. - Well then, you owe me. I want you to make it rain. I want to feel this so hard. Make it rain bitch, make it rain. - So you want more than the money? - Give me all you've got. (triumphant music) - I need it back, I need it back. I've gotta eat, I've
gotta eat, I've gotta eat. - How do you feel about
the green and the plaid? - Yeah, I normally would never buy this. - Yes, I know. - I love it, I'll buy the
whole fit, to be honest. Yeah, I swear, like I love these pants. - It's a very young hip jacket, but it's not too young for you. In my opinion, you don't
look like your son anymore. You don't look like Jo Jr. - Okay.
- You look like a dad, but like a really hip, shaggable dad. - Okay, shaggable. - Shaggable. And you don't look like a
teenager, which is always nice. You don't want to compete with your son. What do you think Joseph will say? - He will love this, honestly. - He's gonna try and steal that jacket. - And he would look better in it. But he doesn't have this stance though. - No, he does not. You need to teach your son this. - I ain't teaching him that. (laughs) - How's the neck situation? - I'm trippin'. - Are we goating or no? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am. Especially when you just said it. - You think your Uncle
is coming for you next? - Yep, "Lets hang up Joseph
and let him bleed out!" I also have a long neck. I think there was giraffe in my family. - I know what you have
and I'm positive about it. It's called body dysmorphia. I got over my neck shape and I think it's time for you to, too. - Okay, I'll do it. - Suit time? - 100%. - It's a suit that you said you think I would choose for you. It's in a color that you like and so I want you to try
that on in a more casual way so I'm gonna give you
something to wear under it. I know you hate color. Will you try it? - Yeah. - You never know. (camera clicking) - Jo, did the suit work? (vocalising) ♪ Sensual ♪ - I'm trying. I don't know if I'm
pulling it off, though. - You're pulling it off.
- This color is hard for me. - Gosh, still? Even though we've cut most of it out? For me, you look fresh as fuck. - Really? - For me I'd be thinking, how do I climb that tree? - I'll work with it. - And what I've done is this. I've kept it simple. You like a navy, it's navy. It's got plaid that run through it, I've just given you a color that you ordinarily wouldn't wear. It's a cooler way, in my opinion, of going on a red carpet and feeling a lot more
swaggy than you were. - This suit's already growing on me and I would never ever pick this pattern but now, yeah, I love it. - Could you wear it on stage? I know that's a tough question, but. - That's tough, 'cause
I'm really animated, I like to-- - All right, well then
maybe this for red carpet, and I actually see, I don't know if you would
need to wear a suit on stage. That's Mulaney's gig. I think we kind of nailed it. - I think so too. - This is wonderful for the red carpet. I got you a look that you can
potentially wear on stage. I think we converted you
to stripes and a green, which is shocking. I think we did a really good job. - For some reason, you pulled it off the Tan
way, like you always do. - Thanks. - I think I'll start wearing burgundy. - Thank you so much for
watching this episode of Dressing Funny with my
very special guest, Jo Koy. I think he looks
incredible in these looks. Tell me what you think
of them, comment below. Jo, I wanna know if you
really did learn my accent within the last few hours so can you sign off this way? Netflix Is A Joke YouTube channel. - Netflix Is A Joke YouTube channel. - Be sure to subscribe. - And like and comment below. - And clearly Jo thinks I've had a stroke and don't speak English correctly, thanks. - Hi, I'm Tan. I hope you enjoyed this episode, with comedian superstar Jo Koy. Unbelievable. Queen! (cheerful instrumental music)
How did I not know this was a thing?! Thanks for posting 👌🏼
I'm curious why they didn't discuss why Jo Koy didn't like his white sneakers. I'm not a huge fan of black clothes + bright white sneakers myself, so I wonder how Tan worked with it.
Anybody have a lead on where the green/navy plaid jacket is from?