Comin' in Hot: Hybrid race || Jo Koy 2020

see this is what i want everyone to know man there's a there's a reason why mexicans and filipinos look alike there's a reason why mexicans and filipinos relate it's a lot deeper than vicks vaporub that's not the only common bond we have i don't want you to come up to me at the end of the show go hey my mom used [ __ ] vaporub too that's so crazy no it's not there's a reason why there's a reason why we relate on so many other levels spain conquered the philippines for over 350 years that's real [ __ ] you you guys bred with us we're the first hybrid race that's what filipinos are spanish asian filipino that's what we are it's a bad thing what happened but it's also a good thing we got a lot of their traits we got a lot of their culture you know what i'm saying we look like them look at us we're a two-hour flight from japan we're in the heart of asia that's where the philippines sits but look at us we don't even have asian last names because they left their [ __ ] names there we don't have asian names we have latino last names look at our [ __ ] last names in my family alone de la fuente santos gonzalez we're [ __ ] mexicans we are the mexicans of asia that's that's real talk everything mexicans do filipinos do everything what do you guys have quinceanera debut got that from them right we celebrate the daughter when she turns 15. right she's 15. same [ __ ] throw a big ass party mexicans do that [ __ ] all the time right you're 15 you're ready to be a woman mia are you sure papa i'm only 15 yes i'm sure your mother's only 30. okay okay okay that was [ __ ] up that was [ __ ] but it's funny come on [Applause] it's just a joke [ __ ] stop being sensitive go [ __ ] yourselves stereotypes are funny for a reason because they're true we all have stereotypes embrace it [ __ ] it laugh at it who gives a [ __ ] not all filipinos and nurses but a lot of you [ __ ] are so i don't know all these filipinos here but i know one thing we have the same uncle every holiday he has to talk to everybody and we dread it because it takes forever to talk to him because he doesn't even know what he wants to say he always starts off every conversation like this uh you know remember ah i took my uncle to the to the mall and we were in the food court and we're just sitting there and he's just trying to talk he's loud so everyone's watching that's the part that embarrassed me the most because he's loud and everyone's looking and he's like ah joseph you remember one time you got me yeah i'm like what what are you trying to say hey i'm trying to tell you wait don't rush me huh i'm trying to think and you're rushing don't brush me huh that one time you got me that everyone's watching everyone in the food court is looking ah you got me a drink you got me that drink yeah what about it i got you the drink what about yeah and uh you come back it had that uh that big straw everybody has a big straw i look at it i got a big straw remember that you look at his big straw and then you got mad at me yeah what about it yeah you told me to just drink it then there you told me just drink it yeah what about it everyone's watching everyone's watching yeah so i start to drink like that i'm i'm i'm i'm drinking like that and i start sucking on the straw and then this uh black balls start shutting in my mouth and i'm sucking i'm stalking like that and i'm a black bolster in my mouth and i'm sucking and choking on this black boss i'm i got a mouth full of black balls and i'm talking sucking shut the [ __ ] up boba it's [ __ ] popa oh yeah bubba i hate that [ __ ] that's why filipinos should only be nurses just be nurses don't be doctors imagine my uncle a doctor during surgery nurse can i get the uh the shitty you know what the [ __ ] do you need [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you

Channel: Jo Koy - Stand Up

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Id: RfSYgxgxaN8

Length: 8min 33sec (513 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 27 2021