10 Hours A Slave

hi my name is general sam and i will be streaming on my own volition battle state games smash hit shooter escape from tarkov that's right i started this year's stream with um an isis beheading meme now i don't know if that's against twitch terms of service or not but uh i think it paid off i think it was in good taste right yeah so once again battlestate games told me i was streaming and i told them no and then they told me yes and it turns out i have no willpower turns out i have the willpower of a discord moderator with access to underage females [Music] which is not that much willpower that's an analogy by the way that wasn't like a truthful insight about me that that's what you call an analogy good morning everybody um it is currently 904 in the am and uh yesterday you guys got aqua but today you get me oh and check this out i made like a little loading screen thing this is our stream schedule for today uh take a good hard look if you guys don't like what's happening right now you can always come back at a later time uh to to get the content that you desire okay so i was watching other people doing drops right i watched pestly doing drops um you know pesley calls himself like the granddaddy of of this game [ __ ] guy only did a 48 hour stream like if he had any dedication at all to this community into these fans he would have done a 72 hour stream but he's raised he always touts he's raised like uh 1.3 million dollars for children's charity i've looked it up those are australian dollars and when you convert it to us dollars it's like it's like four dollars for the children which honestly isn't even enough to buy a [ __ ] big mac meal so i uh [ __ ] hey hey calm [Music] oh god damn son all right i'm gonna go [ __ ] die in a corner over here to see you still can't do pvp keep on impressing me dad yeah that was uh there that guy caught me unawares i didn't hear him because i didn't have any headgear everything's broken come on [Music] you know what i [ __ ] i give up how many times do i gotta hit a guy with a [ __ ] magnum buck uh whose [ __ ] idea was it to wipe on christmas eve who who the [ __ ] has time to play on christmas eve everybody's so far beyond me that uh nobody wants to do quests with me anymore i'm just like i have to just do like the neutralize 15 scavs on woods everybody's done with that [ __ ] already so now i have to go in by myself and woods which nobody wants to play that map they did they they redid the map and they you know what they added to it uh more woods oh and by the way i forgot to mention this um i'm streaming today i'm gonna try to stream all day right let me give you a big fat butt of a warning my uh i have comcast right and comcast i don't know if you guys know but it's possibly one of the worst companies and they their my internet goes out on the daily uh hey by the way guys this is what some people might refer to as foreshadowing just thought you should know in kenshi we want to see how those honey nothing but net hey aqua how you doing by the way aqua yesterday i saw you got uh i think at max 44 000 viewers watching you and if i don't get to that level by the end of today i'm gonna [ __ ] scream there is no way i'm going to actively sit here and let you have more viewers than me if i don't get more than 44 000 viewers i'm afraid more bad things are gonna happen to this little loot lord [Music] um i had a great christmas with my daughter and everything i got her a tricycle uh it has two bells on it and she loves in the bells and everything and then i had a great time with the family uh ate a big feast and everything it was great to see everybody healthy and stuff and then uh new year's eve comes along and i'm so excited for 2021 and all this this i was so elated you know and i got on my computer and i and then i saw aqua had those 44 000 viewers and it all came it all came crashing down he's a competitor of mine i want to see him in the dirt i want to see him failing he just bought a new house aqua bought a new house that's the sign of the american dream i want to see him foreclose on it that's my end goal yo agua if you do you want to do any duos people always do that [ __ ] where they're like oh but actually cultural appropriation and all that crap with like uh a cultural dress and they'll get mad if you if you take someone's outfit right i wish i could just wear a [ __ ] dashiki have you seen those kwanzaa shirts you know what i'm talking about there's like traditional african shirt those things are so [ __ ] fire they're the coolest shirts of all time and i'm not allowed to wear one just because my ancestors were all uh literally satan is he up top i know there's a guy over at the button it's raiders hey oh there's there's the big boy he saw me he definitely saw me did you see me do you see him he saw me he don't know where i am it's fine if he knew he would have shot me so oh god [Music] i knew i was outclassed the second i saw that guy's outline all right i didn't even the second i saw that guy's outline i said that [ __ ] dude knew what he was doing i just knew that was coming all right let me call up aqua let me get on let me get him in here hey well i was i was calling to see if you were you know if you were ready to do it because uh i got killed by a hacker you you should have seen the guy he called in he called in a tactical nuke while i was in the reserve basements i don't think i've ever been killed by a legitimate player in my life it's all hackers so far have you seen that that guy um uh pay money wubby right there there was a people out there that were like sam you're you're like pay money wubby right and i went and looked at him i was like i see it you know white guy with glasses and everything and then um and then he shaved his head and under his hair he has this beautifully round sexy head and i said me and pay money wubby are not alike at all there's like ridges under here yeah there's if i shave my head it's gonna just look like a series of steps like an incan civilization on a mountaintop when i shave my head i'm gonna look like the principal from boston public aqua's laughing in chat and he's not even on oh now he's on okay you want to go do the bunker part one reserve or do you want to go back out to we can go back out to custom i do need that one i would do that one yeah let's do it i'm i refuse to go out with the sks because reserve has been just an unfair mistress of late there's a lot of you know you made the hill have no fury like a reserve scorned i swear to god that map has been just [ __ ] taking my balls and slapping them it has been rough man what about you i feel good about this one oh you see him off in the distance and not him i got a shotgun let's see that's not him that's a that's a stick or something yeah sorry you're shooting at there it didn't i killed a stick i don't like this place you know what i just talked to this place and it doesn't care for you so how about that reserve just texted me [Music] you get them um yeah i might want to work on like target acquisition maybe not my best unparalleled accuracy yeah you can tell i've been using when i was using the sks on customs dude that was like a [ __ ] sniper the thing you found on the bt oh yeah there was a was there another one there he was just listening to us luda's friend what a shitty friend what a [ __ ] horrible friend beans lupo's beans you know i don't get why the [ __ ] why a can of beans i have had this discussion multiple times if you're gonna get a [ __ ] streamer item why a can of beans if you were to get one what would you want it to be like yeah something funny a [ __ ] 2k i don't know there's a million things i would get before i get a [ __ ] can of beans you can tell someone's a real they [ __ ] with coffee hard if they drink decaf disagree what do you mean i feel like that's like the the noob thing to do no no because then you know they're just drinking it for the coffee i am 100 drinking it for the caffeine oh i like the taste too but if i could buy it from the store and i could just take it as a suppository or something i'd do it i don't i'm not i am not there for the taste look at these [ __ ] things surprisingly like a jar of [ __ ] [Music] i think dr lupo took a dump in a [ __ ] jar he was trying to sell into his coffee beans [Laughter] what a scam come on we got to get our quest oh wait they're still there oh [ __ ] man i'm dead i got one tap typical me in typical aqua fashion oh damn that guy was like waiting for it i pulled that corner doing the tokyo drift and he [ __ ] got me holy [ __ ] look at that name what was the name sejong dewang got me too yeah ed it wasn't a hacker it wasn't a hacker i know but he had great aim that's all i'm saying he was just a man of gaming capability nobody cheats in this game come on no it's not that it's just look at the name aqua you don't gotta tell me twice i believe it what what's this whole meme about it being your birthday is that is that some insane ploy of yours to get more donations while streaming i wish honestly have you ever noticed that like whenever it's it's a streamer's birthday they go like [Music] all of a sudden they're live they're like i'm streaming on my birthday like you're not here because it's your [ __ ] birthday and you're looking for a good time if you're looking for a good time you'd go uh take some mdma and whack off in the shower instead instead you're live on twitch you're trying to get money that's the only reason you're live on twitch on your birthday whack up in the shower that's what i do on my [ __ ] birthday i feel bad about myself because you a man with a wife and kid are gayer than me a gay person it's kind of sad for both of us man yeah this guy just called me gay yeah i think it was like a really long convoluted way of just calling me gay i think is what that was there's a guy right here yeah oh he's at the other end he's looking at us i did a warning shot so he knows that we know that he knows we're going in i lit him up we got apple juice we got cigarettes we got squash i think he ran out the door honestly he ran because he saw me looting mid gunfight he said this guy's got balls big bowls huge testicles hanging down like a newton's cradle just keep in time all right i'm getting some got him i got someone might not be the same guy hey hey look at my gun you recognize this thing what is that oh it's that oh all the wood furniture pp91 the ak with class and style this is for the dudes that got a tender shoulder that got a a rotator cuff injury whacking off in the shower it's all in the wrist fellas remember that this thing's for the boys that want to show off that they can spend twice as much money on ammo that's half as good this is an aristocrats weapon barbie psp what the hey is that oh that's downstairs come on let's go use it come on this day keeps getting better and better this is like a 900 000 key i think yeah i'll start being funny again once we get this 1.4 mil out of here okay you sit you sit here and you shut up i'll be right back you taught me how to be a ratty rat and i am forever tainted okay go on down to d2 and be safe just go on down there act like that didn't happen can i stream to you because i'm a little lost yeah yeah yeah yeah stream to my stream i got nine thousand viewers aqua nine thousand yeah and if i get uh 75 more i will be bigger than you and you'll be forced to look up to me is that is that why you're streaming today that's the sole reason i i will never get to like the 40k right it might it's not going to happen but if i do yeah i will you will never hear the end of it i will just i will do i would do an entire stream like two months from now where it's just me sitting here like full cam hey remember that time where me a non-streamer got more viewers than aqua a full-time streamer i remember that i'm gonna grab this and then in the loading screen i'm gonna run a psa and go take a wee wee one early wipe rat strat if you suck at the game if you suck at pvp don't prioritize keys that are like high risk high reward type [ __ ] you know because you're going to sit there and listen to pestilent shroud because they're the best or whatever but there's something you guys need to realize you're not pestily you're not shroud you suck you're like me you listen to me okay prioritize keys that have a decent amount of reward with a little amount of risk okay so rb dash psp1 and rb-ps8 i think or something like i don't know it's one of those [ __ ] things these little food rooms under reserve over there by the bunkers those things dude you come across people looking for stuff but you're not gonna cut you're not gonna get into a balls to the wall fight at marked room like you always do you know what i mean you're not going to get people chucking grenades left and right to fight over cans of food it's not about how successful of a run you have it's about how many successful runs you have so get your heads out of the [ __ ] clouds and down in the sewers where they belong and you rat around and get to get those keys that just kind of have they have good rewards but it's you're not going to come across the best people at least that's what's working for me i'm sorry all right by the way this whole segment's gonna look like [ __ ] if by the end of it i don't know how i'm gonna be doing it a couple days on the game but like at the end of this segment i got like 4 000 rubles and i'm struggling and you're watching me fail all day and you're like i'm not gonna take advice from this [ __ ] idiot oh [ __ ] that was i think that kind of turned out to be true [Music] oh look at us second time in a row look at us even though i didn't get out last time with my my ludums damn son what was that mp7 was the other thing an essay oh ow up top he's still up there i might have killed him i got yeah he's up there nice i did the old peekaboo my helmet saved me for once no helmets never save you don't why was this guy running what an outstanding kit everything about it i respect this guy's style this guy has a style because he had like the ak no stock he had a red dot on it he had the hiking backpack it was a subtle message aqua you need to go on the hike where i will kill you he had the stock for his ak in the back of it oh wait never mind that's for a different gun imagine yeah i better take this off i'll take this off we're about to get into some cqc oh wait he was uh he was huge he had so many guns on him and then i looted him really quick yeah yeah that's pretty cool oh [ __ ] there's another one i think is that a raider i don't know i killed him raiders raiders back it up bang it up kill them i'm going to pee i have a flashbang to the left left yeah i know i'm just checking right also no no you don't check right you just go left okay now go to the left in here yeah i bet that's where he is i'm gonna put money down on it bathroom i gathered you in the back i am so sorry yeah out get in that bathroom get in there heal up in that bathroom don't worry i'll loot the guy oh dear are you all right i have a blacked out chest plenty people have lived with those i'm gonna die thanks for that one yeah you're fine okay i'm alive nice i healed the bleeds in time but i have to listen to this [ __ ] we'll get them next time wow i put some vaseline on my lips and suddenly it feels much better yeah isn't that weird yeah there we go all right let's go to the control room get the [ __ ] out of here we're not leaving yet all right so you have to let me do a 100 percent of the clearing do you got it what helmet are you wearing lzsh the big one hmm that was good you throw an aid yeah oh jesus christ i'm clearing out you'd search the jackets i'm finishing yeah that was that was a good one four you took all the good [ __ ] huh you got a gen four god damn [Music] yeah it's weird i killed them all you took all the best stuff after you shot me in the back while i was bleeding out nice all right anyways you ever seen you ever seen toy story where like he uh he goes i don't want to play with you anymore and he drops woody down yeah yeah so anyways i'm gonna get out of here no i'm kidding hold on um damn you got ten thousand viewers sam yeah only four times more and i can then i will squash you like a bug that's what this is all about the only reason i got on here was to squash any record you had if uh we should get god i need to like call pestly and be like is there any way you can get drops turned on again and then just stream for like four hours and then raid yeah i'll do whatever it takes whatever it takes that's what i'll do oh wait hold on okay yeah yeah invite me we'll do a run and then i might hot swap you out sorry daddy sam's gonna get an upgrade with papa poop you don't have to say it's an upgrade i'm gonna not say like i'm we didn't plan on this no i was good is going to get an immediate upgrade i'm gonna call him oh hey [Music] who the [ __ ] answers their phone like that what did he say he just picked up and went talk to me hey what's up buddy hey uh no no i'm i'm playing with aqua um and then um as soon as i'm done with this [ __ ] he made me do it he called me he was like dude please put me on your stream yeah dude i was in your chat you begged me and then you waited until i got on my phone wow please let me on you think i wanna be here with you who shoots me in the back he does he wants my viewers that's what it is yeah and he stood in front of me i m80s i shot at m80 earlier he [ __ ] jumped in front of it and like those things don't grow on trees you know i'm not a wealthy man and he just he took it in the back and then complained the whole way back as if he didn't just eat 1200 of my rubles i'm supposed to um order food too what should i get to eat what should i have munch on i don't care garbage just a pile of [ __ ] for all i care to eat some of them dr lupo's beans we're all while i'm here i am curious about the the 5 p.m schedule item huh what's up with that what 5 p.m yeah um what's wrong with it when you say consume i mean okay like uh you ever seen that you ever seen that painting of of saturn devouring his children huh it's gonna be like that do you have do you have to actually be on tarkov to get drops no no your your account just has to be linked you can just leave leave the stream okay i think the volume of the stream does matter you can't have it muted so you have to have it like just a sliver up and then uh i think it has to be pulled up as well it can't be like minimized i don't think is that how it works oh you can mute i thought muting like cut out your chances muting is fine [ __ ] i listened to pestly and that [ __ ] uh what's that guy named slush puppy had to listen to his stupid ass for [ __ ] like 12 hours the hell was i doing i could have muted him the whole time jesus christ christ everybody holy [ __ ] what you're a jerk aqua it's been emotional good riddance is that what you're gonna say oh okay [Music] long time no see yeah i'm surprised you're up so early were you not all over though um your old jewish should affect you pretty harshly right no i don't get hangovers and i don't get uh acid reflux i could do a squad stream but i mean it would obviously just you wouldn't get much at it do you even notice squad streaming i have no idea what that is it makes it where we start it and then both of our stream like you can click back and forth from each person's stream so like if someone dies yeah and watch the other person's perspective i don't i don't want them to see what my body looks like after i die and i do i look at your body when you die a lot and i say little yeah kick it maybe all right well yeah whatever we don't have to do a squad stream that was a stupid idea yeah that was the dumb statement stream and i just i'll just ignore my chat yeah like you do i don't know i'm talking i could donate you a [ __ ] million dollars and you i don't know let's test this theory go ahead chat donate a million dollars let's see how i feel about it i'm gonna be one of those i'm gonna be one of those streamers that does the charity stream and then just steals the money from myself i feel like that would be kind of easy to get away with streaming oh absolutely yeah just be like yep they got it yeah they totally got it [ __ ] are you gonna call them you have no idea how many kids we served you have no idea then they're like there's no way that they they don't do that there has to be some people out there that steal oh absolutely that dude yeah absolutely like hey i deserve this i set it up there's people in the chat that are saying like don't do that sam i'm like ha ha ha do you understand that i would never in a million years even do a charity stream you don't have to worry about me stealing for something i would never do i i think we should start we should start a program to give the homeless rgb keyboards so they can get on their way so we finally have some people that are under our skill level so we can win what like what you said was fine but what i said when i implied that we're just gonna get him and talk off and kill him like that's all of a sudden crossing the line i don't know i'm just i'm more asking for like i know some worse things are going to be said oh absolutely upcoming hours yeah yeah oh what is what is cube's channel [ __ ] dude i forgot to make the psa about you no yeah you forgot to make it yeah it's fine i mean you want to do a squad stream either but you know it's fine really i was actually just that his [ __ ] chair just boiling i'm sorry i did one for omid and devin oh my god i mean it's fine it's whatever you want to see them succeed at the expense of you oh would you find swing yeah spend your big balls here check this jacket here fun let me put it back in there grab the key out of here add that jacket left one and put it in your gamma oh i mean not as cool as a psa but this is pretty uh badass is that the marked room over there uh yeah yeah thank you so much thank you so much now i've both marked the room keys you know gave me the other one good friend of mine know me you guys should check out amid live's channel oh wait do you want me to play the omid i wanna see it when you play it tell me what's right all right as you can tell this is just a side project for me dude i don't stream all the time this is just i'm just having fun just having a blast but there are people out there that do make their living on twitch [Music] oh that's the stuff and some of them are my friends believe it or not all right let me tell you something i got this guy out there his name's omid he's the funniest [ __ ] italian guy you've ever met he's hilarious he's streaming right now same day as me he also has drops on and this is his main squeeze he's a twitch guy so if you want you can go watch him and he would greatly appreciate it more than me i'm telling you guys you guys will love him he's always got these hilarious like italian guy anecdotes listen to this [ __ ] thing i told you i told you 10 [ __ ] times i'm persian [ __ ] i'm telling i told you it was funny the funniest italian guy i've ever met anyways if you want to see him he's actually good at the game he's at a twitch.tv forward slash omid live all right let's get back to it i love him he's a great guy i value him as a human yeah yeah for for the sum of his parts he's like not for his individual parts i don't value him like a hunter values a deer for its bone and meat you know i'm really more about insinu i don't know how you say that word yeah i value him for his soul so one of my just said people are bombing on me stream good work another another friend down the drain while laughing at that i missed my mouth with a fry and smeared chick-fil-a sauce all over my face but i ducked down and saved my image now these people don't know what kind of an animal i am the chick-fil-a tapes their bag they tape it closed that way you know that the nasty little driver guy the little no other men have been inside this bag yeah it's clean although wait hold on the condensation has made it so the bag can become untaped oh oh oh he might have been in here he probably put his finger in your your sandwich [ __ ] poked a hole in it i hate when they do that oh look at that let me check the bathroom yeah my key my loot oh what the [ __ ] i'm kidding we can split it you want the magnet i'll take i'll take the money case i'll take the money case it's fine god i don't have a backpack for it you can take it oh now i feel bad wait you don't even have a [ __ ] backpack no and this is my it's my i should take it though i mean i do deserve it that's uh i'm i'm paying you back for all those excellent podcasts let's go come on yeah you don't need to give me money anymore yeah yeah game items yeah in-game items actually pay the bills someone paid me 50 and said to kill him oh i don't think it's happening on you don't think it'd say why you got an extract you know what's 50 to you you're gonna need at least 300 to kill me right now come on hey i swear to god i'll plea i'll put you down so fast i'm at the exit buddy what are you going to do you want to you want to play this way i'm extracting i'm excited i was dropping too many frames to be able to do that and my food is getting cold what's more important uh a stupid money case or a piping hot chick-fil-a chicken sandwich all right hold on let me look up a money case i want to i want to see how much i just lost out on by not slaying you 570 thousand dollars i don't know if you guys have ever eaten chick-fil-a before this is what you're missing look at that chicken sandwich look at it popeye's chicken sandwich is good arguably better but the problem is is our popeyes looks like they mop the floor with diarrhea in there i refuse to eat from there because it's so [ __ ] gross experience the part of the experience is slipping and sliding on the grease on the tile floor the chick-fil-a is always so clean yeah well chick-fil-a has a bunch of [ __ ] little nerds working in it it does but it is consistent it's so consistent this penan guys like just use the drive through you don't understand what i'm saying the stuff that you're putting in your mouth is coming out of a place that i don't want to step foot in do you get that like it's [ __ ] gross oh he's up at the uh he's at the stash this is stash right here tell me you're not dead oh wait i'm bleeding out in my tits this guy is [ __ ] what the hell is this guy you got him i killed him he got him i killed him oh this guy didn't have armor which probably [ __ ] got dropped yeah i hate it when people don't bring armor yeah pisses me off oh cool i didn't know this was the thing oh there's just on the other side careful yeah epic should always spawn there oh my god at least i got it you you have to go back and get it you have to did he kill you oh yeah yeah i'm gone hey whoa whoa guys don't use that symp word please us if you use it if you use it well maybe chad i don't know like a very derogatory you know if you're like you [ __ ] s word you your v word you've never even seen a [ __ ] you uh in other words honestly ridiculing people for not seeing [ __ ] is a beautiful thing because have you ever actually like sat down and just looked close in detail at a vagina you're really not missing much well you're afraid of women in general i'm terrified of them i can't speak to them um i can't look them in the eye but i can strangle them that's the one thing i can do with my hand run an ad you guys want an ad break all right here you go this is uh twitch ad number two if you guys want to know who's uh responsible for creating this like exit camping phenomenon that you're dealing with currently as you're trying to get out with your loot uh look no further than my good friend expo camper he's on right now he's also got drops uh let's just sit in for some riveting x-fil camper gameplay riveting stuff his name's devin if you want to see him in all of his uh exit camping glory go to twitch.tv forward slash exfol camper i think maybe expo camper gaming it's just axl camper whatever the text is right here that that's what it is uh that guy's a piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] him what are you talking about dude expo camper is great everybody's like threatening to donate or or they're like i would donate and kill poop poop i gained nothing from killing him right now he's watching my back he has he doesn't have a money case on him i'm getting some offers too to kill you uh i've got enough for some for some meat being sent to my home if i kill you and you're very very uh rural earthly people in your my chat like sparta yeah i have some meat and uh last last season's harvest in exchange for sam's head this is like weird weird bartering offers i love stuff like i wish i could just like there's instead of a donate button it's like you could send me weird i guess it's like having a p.o box yeah p.o boxes are more expensive than i thought there's they are expensive and i did get some cool stuff but i wouldn't trust it from people anymore like i got there's a guy that made me pickles and there's a guy that made me like beef jerky and the beef jerky was incredible and now i'm thinking back to it like that could have been his cat or something like that could have been i ate all of it too you don't know man yeah that's true he couldn't he could have just jerked like a [ __ ] timbaland boot you know like just gotten a work boot and it was like let's put this in a bag and say it's jerky i'd hope you'd be able to tell if you ate a boot and enjoyed it someone asked when will the next podcast be you guys should have a guest on while i was gone uh yeah i'm not so big on the guests idea what about what if i could get let's see how about tom hardy why not hollywood's finest yeah let's get someone that's really unfun though someone that's a real bore like uh harrison ford or something like that yeah you'd just be like whoa okay yeah well whatever kid have you ever seen an interview with uh tommy lee jones yeah that guy that guy doesn't give a [ __ ] either like you could tell he's just like whatever uh i was thinking someone else i was thinking whatever the [ __ ] his name is uh the guy that is a podcast and is like a comedian that you shouldn't guy tommy what's his name i'm talking about bobby lee yeah yeah yeah i was mixed up tommy lee jones and bobby lee you thought tommy lee jones and bobby lee were the same guy i'm just thinking of like all the guys that just have absolutely no love for the craft of acting harrison ford i don't think likes acting at all i think he really just likes the money from star wars and nothing else about it you know they're making another [ __ ] indiana jones he's gonna be crystal skull was phenomenal yeah how could you not follow up on a masterpiece like that yeah and charlotte buff is really uh hot these days he's uh what happened to shia labeouf i've never seen someone that like will he'll do an acting job and then he'll immediately just like [ __ ] on the movie he was in yeah he seems to just like not be all there or something honestly it sounds like something i'd do the more i thought about it i was like i would love to be in a movie and then when you do the press junkets you go man this thing [ __ ] sucks right am i right guys i think he got accidentally hit in the head by one of the transformers or something is that what happened just a top down like hammer fist on top of his head he brought his neck up right michael bay's like why didn't we do why didn't we do cgi this is the first time we did practical transformer effects oh wait is that the camp thing that i'm supposed to go to isn't that a camp i mean it looks kind of like a camp yeah this looks like uh the yusek camp where do i go once i'm in there's definitely someone creeping on gravel next to us wait he says no no no you need to go north it's not the camp are you walking no are you walking no there's a guy over here i think he's right in front of me somewhere but i can't see him like wait wait i'm in a he's over here oh god he are you bandaging no no no no it's him got him nice he was really he was creepy he was scaring this yeah i knew i heard someone tiptoeing in their jordans maybe i'm glad i'm about okay to our left on the other side those rocks there you go i whiffed every shot because my my thing kept running into my keyboard can i grab his duffel or is that against the rules oh good we're good we're fine grace oh wait here's someone else yeah he's not dead oh i think you [ __ ] bully come on no way he's unkillable would you rather [ __ ] your pants whenever you sneeze or sneeze every time you [ __ ] obviously sneeze every time you [ __ ] that's that's not even a question great hypothetical why don't you submit that to forehead fable yeah it goes with that before it will tear you apart that's stupid hypothetical okay everybody's telling me to auto sort you know what my beef is with auto sword it shoves everything up to the top when i get out of raid i like to sit there and just hit control left click and move everything over the top and i know the [ __ ] that i want to sell is up here when you auto sort it just shoves everything up and so i had to scroll all the way down to the bottom to get all this crap if they would just do the same thing but just shove everything down i would be totally happy so stop telling me to auto sort it's a dumb idea now if you have containers auto sorting's awesome because you can just yeah automatically sort boom look at it it's beautiful now are there any nerds that can tell me if i'm close to an extract if i'm not i'll just [ __ ] shoot myself but no you don't need to you don't need to shoot yourself just just live in the moment it's sound like my [ __ ] mom dude live in the moment is that what she says don't kill yourself is that her that's not a joke that's not a joke i'm joking but i shouldn't you know it's not something to joke about twitch oh i thought you meant like that's i thought you meant like that's not a joke your mama said that to you multiple times i know that's how it came out my mom calls me on the regular and tells me not to do it i let myself get bullied i just really don't give a [ __ ] yeah i'm how am i yawning dude i know you made me on dude come on i need to go up maybe it's time for a beer oh wait are we drinking yeah so the the drink for this stream is going to be a white russian thought it was fitting [Music] and i've been watching i watched the big lebowski and i was tempted to try it after that movie so uh first things first you're gonna need some vodka any vodka will do but only real enthusiasts drink tarkov brand vodka now don't be thinking i'm recommending some ridiculous [ __ ] this is possibly the worst vodka known to man it's real bottom shelf [ __ ] but it it's called tarkov vodka so i bought it then you're gonna need some sort of like uh coffee liqueur then you're gonna need some half and half you're also gonna need a glass and and uh crushed ice and don't [ __ ] up and drop the crushed ice all over the table trying to be slick like i did [ __ ] uh you do one part coffee liqueur uh two parts vodka and you put some cream around and you give it a mixy mix and then when it's off camera you modify the recipe a little bit so you you'll because you'll look like a [ __ ] if you do it on camera and you'll put more creamer in there a little bit to kind of sweeten it up it takes some of that punch out of it and then and then you'll be drinking white russians like me personally i figured the white russian was a perfect drink to be drinking while playing tarkov because it's the only game i've ever seen where you can't play as a black person you're just nothing about white people as far as the eye could see i think tarkov is some sort of white ethno state and in 2020 by god i'm happy to see it [ __ ] burn jesus christ there's something wrong with this place oh by the way while you're gone no mead sent me a message he was like i'm down to play whenever those party box games last night were actually so fun the ones i'd never done yeah i would love to do this again one day so you know just get clean fun yeah they were fun until until uh nix showed up she exclusively did steve's mom jokes which steve thought was me freaking a lot of it there's some aggression between both of them yeah and he'd be like [ __ ] you [ __ ] big back and forth yeah he's um which is hilarious because he thought it was me at first as if i would ever take an opportunity to like make fun of his mom twitch psa twitch has ruled that you cannot make fun of somebody for how little sex they have can't call them a virgin can't call them an cell can't call them a beta cuck or something like that but they don't say a damn thing about making fun of how much sex people have so steve for the love of god tell your mom to shut her [ __ ] legs it's incredibly timed i can't believe i had something ready for that do you want to call uh you add oh mead whenever you want just fart no my dog growled at you dude no no he did not you know my dog i heard that [ __ ] yeah i was like i'm not i'm not the type of guy to get embarrassed by that fart i'm also not the type of guy to say hey i'm the type of guy that if i farted i'd say something okay i i would that was a fart not holy [ __ ] dude hey guys hey yo mead i've been on my best behavior i've only done three things that got me tos uh in trouble probably maybe oh dude definitely that's you know what that's pretty good actually that's pretty you know what it is i have about like four different filters going through this piece of [ __ ] that's probably why i'm fixing that up i'm upgrading the mixer and i'm gonna be audio man now and that that's half of a stream is audio yeah and the other half is being an attractive female so without audio us guys are nothing we're really really really just hang up the coat and get out of the [ __ ] lab because we're nothing wait more viewers than skidmark who the hell skidmark oh they're doing an insult to another streamer right there [Music] oh is that a landmark i've never talked to landmark before that guy is a way way above my skill level on this game he's scary good yeah there's a girl in my neighborhood it's the saddest thing in the world she got a puppy right yeah and she was uh i think she wanted to go on she was young she wanted to go on a bike ride with her dog her new dog because she used to do that with her old dog and her old dog passed away so she got this little puppy and she went on a bike ride with it and she was going down this hill and the puppy couldn't keep up with the bicycle and so i looked out the door as she was like dragging this dog by its neck down the road and i and i looked at it and i said that would be me if landmark invited me to a raid that's an incredibly accurate metaphor oh [ __ ] oh oh poop hey all right to put my dog back downstairs you put your dog down that's what you're doing that's an awesome dude that's actually really clever too the part i like the most is the cleverness [Laughter] god you don't have to [ __ ] just ring my neck i expect better out of you [Laughter] yeah i'm sorry poop the the king of highbrow humor only if it doesn't make you think then what's the point of saying are you coming up outside stairs yeah yeah yeah why why are you out your mind as an enigma why are you out here i'm scanning hunting god they love to post up just all five of them around the corner when's the best time to start investing he says i have a whole psa about investing i'm glad you asked financial psa statistically you're under the age of 25. i want you right now to take 10 of your income and slam that mo [ __ ] into the s p 500. this ain't advice from me dude this is advice from the oracle of omaha himself warren buffett and if you're like a christian or something and you're doing tithing and like giving whatever amount to the church cut that [ __ ] out dude unless the church is going to be wiping your ass when you're in diapers when you get older they can go ahead and [ __ ] off they don't even have to pay taxes dude our lesson today is on compounding interest here's a little graph for you this is peter peter's a rat he's a smart [ __ ] he starts investing at 25 and he invests 5 000 a year for 10 years he stops at 35. sally on the other hand is a [ __ ] she's a [ __ ] chad she spent her whole 20s and early 30s having premarital sex and doing coke off a dude's [ __ ] she started investing at 35 and she invests for three times as long as peter did three times she invests five thousand dollars a year for 30 years and you know what peter still comes out on top he still comes out he invested a third of what that dumb [ __ ] invested he still comes out on top because of one simple thing compounding interest time in the market beats timing the market don't sit there and day trade just throw it in there and watch it grow this ain't even a [ __ ] joke dude i'm serious and this isn't i didn't make this [ __ ] up this was sourced from the federal reserve take care of yourselves guys cause ain't nobody else going to omid are you bringing a [ __ ] fishnet shirt what the hell is that you going out to the club with your fishnet shirt on i was gonna say this is my uh triophobia triggering armor my enemies get paralyzed whenever they see it do you think all the holes do you think that tryptophobia triophobia thing do you think that's that's a legitimate thing that is as prevalent as it is or do you think people just want to be part of the in group so so a phobia is something that isn't rational like it's an irrational fear right when you google uh trychtophobia or whatever however you say it it's completely rational why you wouldn't like this yeah like i wouldn't want to see that like there's all these [ __ ] holes especially the ones with your hands and [ __ ] yeah like it makes complete sense nobody would want that i've seen one with eyes where they replace the eyes with like the pit of a [ __ ] peach or something and they're like wow that's an irrational fear it's like no if i saw someone with peach pits for eyes that's a [ __ ] very rational it's a very rational fear yes it is bissell's in your chat not mine well look at your chat and look at mine okay but tried i'm gonna have to go for the poop choke on them where i just choke the webcam it's the only thing i've found that can hurt viewers yeah it's the only thing oh mead if you had to have one streamer item from nikita what would it be i would want like a giant rock that weighs a shitload so whenever anybody's doing kappa they just get pissed oh like the tank battery or whatever something like a tank battery something that really inconveniences you but it's just it's a one slot but it's infinitely more heavy it's just yeah it's just called rock it's like [Applause] and you can't use guns with it because it's on your trigger hand oh my god there's a stream oh my god this is yeah this is next level let's just kind of wait stand still you know put you in front of a orphanage or something okay i don't like okay so i did the sub only mode to slow down the amount of ascii [ __ ] as beautiful as they were no it's not that it and man they were really something else i haven't seen ascii [ __ ] like that in a long time the problem was now there's a million people like subbing which i would think would be you would think would be it's not a it's not a scam i didn't want you're scamming them that's definitely like some kind of ponzi scheme it is it certainly is so anyways if you want to make millions of dollars like me join my multi-level marketing firm yeah we're going to go out through zb013 is the old gas station open we can't leave through there it's not on our list of places yeah speak for yourself i'm trying all right this song guy's pretty good at the game yeah i hit z i hit oh on the keyboard yeah yeah you set up our extract too and i said oh wait i haven't i thought did i flip the switch how many of those guys did you kill right then sam seemed pretty important hey how many of o'meed's dicks are gonna suck all [ __ ] rage shut up man what are you even talking about this is where everything tumbles down my internet went out i had a whopping 33 000 viewers and i was gaining more every hour i was well on my way to beating aqua's uh aqua's record so my internet goes out because then there's this [ __ ] flash flood that's coming in almost like aqua himself his name is aqua water right aqua himself sins through divine intervention or some [ __ ] water down here to knock out my internet as i was gaining on them and then once i get my internet back i get back on stream and everybody's gone what happens next is the big no no i broke tos by uh in a pitiful attempt at getting back all my lost viewers i'm going live right now i think i am live in fact no okay so just tell all your viewers uh come back to my stream and we'll be good to go and tell them this tell them the slight this this slight they did against me will be forgotten if they're back on my stream but if they stay there for any length of time it's over and they're not welcome back all right bye all right sorry i had to talk to poop the uh wait is this here is this working hello dude oh you were so close to beating aqua now you have to [ __ ] climb your way back what was i at what was i at you're at 32k what am i now six thanks for the m4 by the way that's that's way beyond anything i'm probably ever going to use somebody had to get it from this uh pooh guy he already gets too many scraps yeah he didn't lose 20 000 viewers today like i didn't so he's actually one of the most tortured streamers i've ever seen [Music] yeah i've been saying that for years oh yeah oh me keep them entertained i'm walking away okay that's a funny joke oh god oh [ __ ] um so i uh uh well i mean poop is here for this but um so i crap this isn't really a funny joke this is just something sad that happened to me in tarkov today i uh crafted a weapons case and i went to sell it for four mil and i wanted to sell it for a funny number so it would sell so i wrote three six nine four twenty and i forgot a zero so i lost 3.7 mil wow 9 000 viewers at one point i would have thought that was impressive pretty pathetic i know like where'd they all run to what you need to do is just go into the chat of where all your viewers ran to yeah and uh like plead for them to come back yeah okay that's it i want to send you guys out go find uh who are the biggest streamers right now is best leon who's on it and just go in there and but don't act like you were sent just go over there and just be like oh my god guys i think general sam's on okay so this comment right here this is the one this is apparently a big no-no you're not supposed to send people over to other people's chats even jokingly because while we moved on to other topics of conversation you know and we're just talking about other stuff joking about other stuff apparently a couple hundred of you [ __ ] gremlins went over to his chat and were screaming at him for like an hour and spoiler he was [ __ ] mad i'm gonna i'm gonna go uh i'm gonna list off some channels i think this would benefit from okay go to uh i think it's omid live twitch.tv forward slideshow meet live go to his chat and go and go uh oh my god guys i think sam's on he's live right now they uh they did there was a big uh like kind of like a refugee kind of thing now my question is is when these refugees arrived were they welcomed with open arms uh they wanted you to die instantly like they came in demanding your blood so you know we push them from their homeland push them from the homeland it was a flash flood one way or another they were evicted with short notice and they were angry people are uh people are saying is not happy right now i wonder what could happen wow this insane power to just go like piss someone off beyond belief so quickly aqua first not fastly i don't it's pretty impressive really i love them i know you know they're on my side right guys me and pesley we go way back dude we're we're tight i don't see why you haven't you guys played together in a while something happened me and pestly instead of falling apart creative differences you know i wanted to get rubles and fame and he just uh wasn't about i don't know i no he moved back to uh australia or new zealand or wherever he's from yeah they uh they can't play his cross play kicks them out yeah i'm coming in are you second story yeah they're dead i'm coming up the stairs oh no there's a third one at the top of the stairs i'm dead hey sam we gotta push him there's one where are you where are you third story i'm throwing grenades i have no idea where he is i just sprayed down the hole he's in the bathroom there he is oh here we go oh i got a meets dog tag it's worth like four dollars why the [ __ ] what kind of grenade was that did it kill you you just blew all my bodies half health that wasn't you i didn't hit you yes you [ __ ] did i didn't throw a grenade he did is what i'm saying oh okay i thought you threw that no we got a psycho with throwing grenade at his own friend's feet i'm gonna go ahead and slam the second drum mag in here what kind of ammo you got in this thing yeah this guy said stay optimistic sam have a good year it'll be a better one now i had a great 2020. i don't know what the hell everybody's complaining about oh aren't you so lucky i've got a wife and kids i love uh well no not that didn't have to see too much extended family i got to stay inside all the time uh got to get food ordered to my house instead of going out to eat at restaurant i've always hated eating at restaurants and so like all the times we'd go out to eat we'd just order food which is so much nicer okay are you ready yet or are we just gonna set your finger in each other yeah i said what extract you want to go to oh and you're like i don't like restaurant is that what i said that sounds like me i'm too scared to talk to waiters oh wait what the hell what the heck oh okay let's go we will go to zb 013 just a little spanking yeah i'm god now i have his weapon i'm overweight yeah we know oh look who's [ __ ] talking pestly is arguing about is with chad about cs recoil i don't know dude i still feel like there's some people in there that might look at his chat and go wow if only there was a cooler place to be hey i've got an idea why don't seventeen thousand of us just go over to sam's chat he has seventeen thousand of them we're gonna meet it oh yeah he died i just not like him it really isn't should i order some what the hell is this i open up twitter and [ __ ] clean is like massaging his pecs on his bed with no shirt okay that sounds ridiculous okay check this out you know what i'm trying to stream right now clean i ain't trying to masturbate that's later i'm gonna guess he just fully laid down he didn't even lean up at all i don't know dude i didn't ask any questions i just i saw it and said you know what you do you people in the comments are like hell yeah brother like that's what i call inspirational what i'm not gonna listen to what he's saying but i don't need to know what he's talking about he's saying it with that shirt off right there wow it's weird uh oh mead if you want this uh if you want this gear back you gotta come back in the next 10 seconds yeah i want it back but just give it to poob for me whoa that's so generous essely's chat are not happy they're talking about recording sam for harassment bullying that's what i'm hearing [Laughter] all right how is that harassment you know just trying to yank some of them away from him that's not harassment you're not a perfect world no it's not it's really not but in our liberal world yeah oh my god i can't handle these if i had a dollar for every time a racist person in my family said man these lips but like after saying something incredibly racist yeah they're trying to make make it so i can't say a racist thing yeah they'll say one of the most egregious things you've ever heard and be like can you believe they don't want me to be able to say that yeah dude you just like did not you're like a revisionist who's denied the holocaust and you're upset that people don't agree with you yeah but they give good christmas presents so i suck up and then they're back on the [ __ ] list sam needs to go apologize to him i don't think that's gonna happen so yeah and get that out of your mind is that an apology that i doubt he's demanding an apology he's he's a laid-back guy no yeah he it's probably his chat or just like this this is outrageous this is unfair um spoiler he was mad nothing offended me more than uh poop's spider-man video the accents he took on that yeah it really really weren't you said and all that you said yeah well what's uh the ending to that video was just [ __ ] perfect what was the catchphrase before you started swinging i forget what well i remember but you know i'm literally just doing it all in one take no no no no you looked at the camera and you said like swing you later is that what you said swing you later yeah i did say swinging later and then i started swinging and then i started but apparently pessilly sent his viewers to report me i don't believe that yeah i don't think so you would do that no yeah i can i know him pretty well someone gave him a gift sub to my channel yeah i know him pretty well too i watched a couple of his videos on how to uh play so yeah we're kind of best friends and i don't think he would do that to me he was very pissed not gonna lie someone said dude i'm gonna even see a clip of this i'm gonna need to see proof apparently people are saying that like he actually is like that no way he can't be that man there's no i i saw a clip of him he just seemed a little like not like i mean he just was like not smiling and he didn't seem like pissed he doesn't he doesn't get mad about anything he's just laying in the cut wait wait wait no no no hold on streamer drama no no no i think it's real everyone is chat saying who are we reporting and he's like he he's he's serious dude he's upset yes he's asked he's literally asking them to report you oh man huh wasn't it just a one-off joke if you're it isn't your cat's fault but oh my god little did you know since you told them they've been in his chat and they haven't come back [Laughter] oh my god wait i sent messengers i didn't say i didn't say stay there that's even worse it's going narcs too people are like yeah he's just in his channel laughing about it come on ryan dude what are you gonna [ __ ] knock on streamers well then i have people in my chain a lot of us came to his chat and spammed his chat to a point of no repair well don't do that i yeah we didn't say do that on either side of it yeah i didn't say do that his subs are ready for war hold on let me tally up who's gonna win that let's see the man that the man that streams once a year versus the man that had 240 000 viewers left like two days ago who's going to win this yeah but you know meter like you guys worked together on this right oh my god it was actually emailed me and said dude this is a bad idea i specifically said i don't know that was a bad idea man sam i think he had the clip to do it and he was put he posted it and had people report that clip oh no oh that's [ __ ] up wait a second i'm not even wearing a low-cut shirt i'm going to get [ __ ] panned for life it's pretty maybe it's just because i'm getting trunk but this is pretty funny dude there's a little bit you know since you know he is like the the godfather of tarkov yeah literally uh guys but you guys know i'm not no his chat's going to invade that won't get me any closer to aqua's 44 000 viewers no no don't do it but seriously i i didn't laugh at that so by this point it had been a good 40 minutes since i said those fateful words that that sent people over to his chat and so for 40 minutes uh you guys were lobbing insults at them or screaming at him or whatever you're doing and he was getting pretty angry honestly he was getting pretty upset i think it's an important thing to say that i don't condone what you guys did okay i don't condone it i don't agree with it but at the same time at the same time this guy is ex-military he was trained for stressful situations he's probably killed people this man has a mental fortitude that most civilians don't have and you guys were able to break them in about 40 minutes that's impressive i have to i have to applaud you even though it's not an okay thing to do now you guys single-handedly were able to take him from a friendly acquaintance of mine to him wanting to ban me off the platform which is like a job right so like friendly acquaintance to getting me fired in like less than 40 minutes about 40 minutes that's impressive i'm not it's not like a world record you know i mean i think the gold standard is those uh those black israelites making that jewish kid cry in about like 30 seconds or something like that that that's the gold standard but i mean you guys deserve at least bronze i would think uh bronze medal world class [ __ ] that's you guys now i'd like to say that this whole uh streamer drama thing was the the biggest emotional draw of the night but oh no no no it gets worse than that what you're about to see is an entire friendship unravel dammit i just dropped my phone poop and omid basically at each other's throats for the the rest of this video like 15 minutes straight oh that's not you what's happening oh [ __ ] i was like where are you guys guys i'm i'm okay i'm at the drop down holy [ __ ] you're okay we dropped out what do you mean drop me [Music] yeah what is what is a trailer park what is that i do where you said that the you know where the semis park for the night and get [ __ ] oh yeah yeah are you on customs because uh i don't think are you in a different map because that's the map i was talking about wait can you give me uh oversight eagle vision if you're on the roof you should be able to see me down oh yeah yeah i'm looking at you right now is this you oh my god yeah yeah yeah i come quick same you know i'm gonna need to have you act as some sort of uh liaison between me and pestly isn't that the word liaison yeah wait no liaison is like a guide right yeah i don't know i need you to be a guy through friendship like no negotiators one word but uh you know like what's the guy that or the girl that helps like if there's a divorce and they have to a mediator yeah yeah a mediator a guy or a girl yeah yeah and it can be a girl it can be a guy but usually it's a guy no i don't think so i think i if you want to run stats on that occupation i think it is usually a guy i actually how do you know are you looking into a divorce men are rational yeah and omid chuckled write that down i think i think what really happened though is just uh basically a classic you know lack of communication yeah thought that you were continuously egging them on from my understanding okay and he said like oh if he's still doing it like he can get [ __ ] up people are saying they don't think he wants to talk but that's the best time to talk to someone before they let that motion stew in rise to a point of no return you gotta break you gotta get in there and you gotta break detention yeah you know eat i think would be the perfect mediator because he's like such good friends with you and pestly don't you think there'd be like a language barrier ah [ __ ] i know an australian guy if we need to get someone in here to do some you know i just like to pretend that pestly was in the skull right now he thought it was funny all right now that we got that all smoothed over did you die there in that fight because i just got like randomly headshot running across a road oh you're dead dude i've had no idea where anyone wants this whole raid oh me do you want to meet up are you too much of a [ __ ] bad boy no no i'm i'm literally still in this building i haven't moved drop no i don't know how else to describe it it's the barracks you deafened for 20 minutes i didn't know if you you know i want i killed so many are you running right now yeah yeah i'm yeah if it's a charity of this choice you have to make sure your apology not only feels legitimate but you know oh my god oh man i swear to god i killed all of those people all of those people poop all of those people i killed i killed four fully geared people and you just put me in the dirt did you kill him sorry i killed the [ __ ] out of a mede and he just killed like that's because of omeed's lack of communication my lack of communication that's what it is i'm not gonna blame him i mean i'm gonna blame him because he was gone for hours i was gone because people were rushing my building and you couldn't you could have shut up you could have said hey guys hey guys that i spawned in with could you help me here in this building and then it would have been an even stephen fight he'd say i said i meant i'm a spawn thing and there's so many people and they're dead and i was still fighting i'm not being i'm not feeling them there is evidence you know this is watching even fair dude you know what this is actually kind of [ __ ] i'm going to give me back all of his loot i'm actually losing stuff because he doesn't know how to communicate that's actually pretty funny i i dude i will literally make a vision a giant [ __ ] green when you kill me because your eyes go wide at the idea of luke how are you in drop down and then you're on the third floor that's just it's just so great you know what jumpcloud is right everybody comes in and they're like oh [ __ ] you're a bootlicker okay hey listen i guess i'm confused how you can be in drop down and third story at the same time what the building you said you'd have to jump back you have to jump out of the window go down to the first floor and up all threes i'm not in the drop down room anymore i'm showing you guys building them i'm in drop down that sounds like a meat actually i'm inclined to agree in the beginning you keep it it's yours i don't even want to see that loot no i actually can't fit it in my inventory it's too you know what the [ __ ] this was he saw that m4 from customs he [ __ ] eyed that [ __ ] that i earned on customs and i just had to throw my ak in the dirt i could have put you in the dirt i was emoting i was like reloading my gun when i saw that let's see what it was oh you guys want to load into another one or do you just want to see no i'd like to i'd like to load into another one yeah if you guys can continue this on the loading screen guys i think i'll play like one more and then just go and do tasks and i feel like you're trying to distance yourself i feel like you're he's trying to leave he's trying to leave where are you going buddy he's quaking i accidentally kill you now i just feel bad you know i i i feel bad too if i muted and then and then my friends died and then i got team killed because i refused to come here by the way i got a clip of me saying is that you and then poop saying yes when you say when he's sprinting and then he two seconds later he shoots me dead let me see that's all i and then you kill him then he kills me yeah that's incredible dude it's poo bfk i think he is yeah [ __ ] poop i [ __ ] kill him so quickly i swear to god i'll drop him so [ __ ] quick dude so that's how you want to do it i mean i was curious it seems to be funny that you guys forget about my wireless headset you think i forgot i wanted you to know that's what i'm saying where is your stuff it he heard my speech and then [ __ ] took off all his gear that's what it was what do you you started to have it in the wait what do you mean your gear what what you're the pizza it's all in this bush what do you i didn't i can't take off gear in a loading screen have you ever played this game there's just a lot of sexual tension in this call man i'm telling you i'm gonna drink my beer and go my own way like fleetwood mac i thought you had more than this and now i feel bad like seeing you run around with a pistol in reserve it hurts my heart man come here can you be a mediator sam can you get poop to come over here he's like he's like a four-year-old i work with this guy several times a month you can't i don't understand this i don't want any of that loot i purposely brought out all right all right i won't give you any of that loot let me bring you a peace offering all right where are you there is no need for a peach offering poop is boobs acting like you know when you like you piss off your girlfriend and you're like what's wrong nothing's wrong there's nothing wrong and then your girlfriend gets pissed because you keep saying there's something wrong yeah you're lying to him you're why he should be pissed so i'm you and i are running around and poops not here like if that isn't a sign dude poop is literally running around with just the pistol in reserve like he's like he's a lamb on his own all right fine fine i'll pull up your stream bro i'll pull up your stream and i'll find you i've got where'd you go oh he's up here he's crying in a bush somewhere right he's lying down trying to snipe with the [ __ ] nine millimeter pistol not even on their cruising around oh he moved dude who please take this piece off right just just i have so i have enough loot in my heart just just just just look inside and then tell me you don't want it no come on don't be don't be weird about it man that me up there we go what'd you give them see we're good what'd you give them now how do i make sam happy a whole lot of a whole lot yeah actually how do we sam must feel he can't be feeling great either we gotta what can we do for sam i'm over the moon dude i'm having a great time what's wrong with you guys oh you sound like my girlfriend when she says there's nothing wrong you guys are on your [ __ ] parents i've been sitting here trying to eat food for twenty this is a very quiet raid for us to have a a communal breakdown actually the perfect raid for these like kind of situations to fold in i want to apologize i feel like you know things got pretty tense there within me and that but yeah you know here's team kill always just in incites you know blame and you know defensiveness and i think we're just we're just both high shifting right now you're on a 20 round you know it's kind of 24 hours i need to work on my communication skills you're right you're right you know i got angry i got angry because you were right that's that's all it came down to no no no [Music] oh stop us oh that is all grenades oh i'm getting killed it's damn it's dead i'm dead who's this running up on me i'm dead it's closer [ __ ] the lunchbox move it's 900k you gave him a holly dick nick yes dude i want to be best friends with omed it's like you hit him with your car and then he goes man i'm gonna get you a new car to mend this i'm sorry i was in the way stupid friendship you guys got you he kills you he gets a lot nick what's wrong with you guys what kind of sap doormat are you i thought aqua was a doorman you were next level no what do you mean oh you have no idea how much i want a lunch box right now i got sugar out the ass this drop stream was rife with pc issues uh divine intervention in the form of a flood uh coming and taking out my internet streamer drama friendship and turmoil but you know in the end i think everything's alright uh even though even though amid and poop didn't speak for 20 days after the stream aired i think i'm happy to say that they have spoken since then and their friendship is back to normal now i didn't end up beating aqua's record of 44 000 viewers but um you know what they say it's not about the destination it's about all the people you piss off along the way and i think in that regard i had a much more enriching experience than aqua did and that's all that really matters so i hope you guys have a good 2021 and i'll see you in the next one i'm so unstoppable [Music] i tell them anything's possible especially [Music] no

Channel: General Sam

Views: 1,428,812

Rating: 4.9359193 out of 5

Keywords: tarkov, escape from tarkov, funny, funniest moments, general sam, eft, highlights, memes, satire, aquafps

Id: n5iWJy0vwT4

Length: 85min 24sec (5124 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 23 2021

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[u/Sarkastik_Menace]

their my to fav creators they need to make a vid together or wubby go on sams podcast like anything I NEEEEEEED IT