You Gain The Ability To PAUSE TIME. First Thing You Do?

like the video and subscribe right now and this Dogo will teach you how to walk on water ass credit you suddenly gained the ability to pause time what's the first thing you do think of snappy comebacks I like it za warudo thinks to self time flows once more yo mama I would finish my homework so I don't have to do it when I'm hanging with friends and don't have to stress over studying heck I could even do it when the teacher is collecting the homework or passing it the test pause time and steal the teachers answer sheet in a test pause time and change the answers when they are getting marked pause time just before everyone opens the paper swap that paper out for a simpler one you've prepared in advance teacher is confused they handed out the wrong paper but you get top marks and everyone else in the class also does well everyone's a winner pause time and if you weren't given the ability to unpause time also the last thing you'll do but that would have been the ability to stop time not pause it though right I mean it could pause for 900,000 years though time is paused you are not food doesn't rot but for some reason you still get hungry you spent nine hundred thousand years eating all of the food you can find to survive suddenly time starts up again and all the planet's food has been consumed since you are not paused and still get hungry that would imply that your normal bodily functions are unaffected by the pause so you would continue to age and eventually die after sixty or so years some stores would notice his sudden sharp decrease in inventory and a dead body of a hundred year old man would appear somewhere but otherwise the world would never even notice go steal money from a casino or something like that [ __ ] now I want to watch box to purse remember that movie I was a kid when that movie came out my parents had a friend who had that exact model watch and it blew my little kid mind why steal it when you can win it big purchases here I come exactly high stakes No Limit Texas Hold'em is pretty easy if you know everyone cards problem is you do radically move every time you stop time as it would be impossible to move to exactly the same position plus your opponent's cards might perceptibly move better to do something that won't have people observing so as not to rise suspicion if you start arguing with the physics of stopping time you wouldn't be able to do anything at all you wouldn't be able to see the cards as the photons that reflected of it would be suspended in midair everything would be black when you unfreeze time the perfect vacuum you created by walking and pushing air out of that space would collapse and send massive shock waves through the air that would blow everything around it away you die of asphyxiation as the air molecules would be suspended unable to move or act not to mention there would be the rules of what does and doesn't move with you does the earth still revolve around the Sun if yes did your velocity relative to the Sun also stop if that is the case how does the time stop mechanic know what relative velocity is caused by what if I jump in the air while time stooping does that stop as well and if time being stopped doesn't effect your motion you'd fly of the earth and out of the galaxy at 800,000 kilometers per hour because you didn't stop moving but the galaxy did procrastinate and I think most people would as well maybe not right off the bat but after a few uses they would start then you have an issue of when do you stop catch up on sleep to the rest of the world I'd look like I was aging at twice the speed everyone else was on account of how often I'd abuse that power usually in fiction freezing time prevents aging I'm glad you mentioned that this scenario of time freezing is fiction if you pause time move somewhere else in the room and then unpause you could convince everyone that you could teleport yeah that'd be cool I've spent a lot of time daydreaming about all the cool tricks I could do to impress people if I had this power I've thought that ducking with big-name magicians would be amazing I was thinking Penn & Teller test to see how physics work while paused can I move heavy objects what about throwing things I suppose gravity won't come into effect so it would be easier to move heavy objects without it making it harder I also guess it would be super weird to have clothes on because they'd be stuck in the air and dragged through it by you if gravity wouldn't come into effect does it mean I can fly I guess not because if you can pause time and still do stuff that means your whole body isin't on pause so gravity would affect you then again I can't really test this just like my dad you destroyed my hopes and dreams I would pause time in a restaurant in them braids every long-haired persons locs except one eyed braids even my own hair but leave only one random person unbraided for some reason this is something that I have been thinking about for a lot of time before I go to sleep I don't know why not gonna lie I think it's hilarious everybody would just look at the unbraided person and be like god damn it Steve pause time can't unpause wife finds 78 year old corpse where her 32 year old husband was sitting moments before I'd probably write a note explaining what happened and then sodoku way before waiting for a natural death jerk off whenever I wanted to there's something better than jerking off when you can pause time catch up on your Bible studies friend grabbed the nearest steamroller and crush that Street ratchet arrow za warudo Toki whoa Toma I would abuse the hell out of that but I'd also try to help others with it to even out the bad because you cannot give me the ability to essentially do whatever the hell I want without anything being capable of stopping me and expect me to just be a perfect little angel with it perhaps you can do it like quantum break where you have the ability to unfreeze those around you I think it just works however you wanted to any superpower that already defies reality in physics shouldn't be bound to the same laws it already breaks pause time walk to the post groping side of the TSA checkpoint start time and then get shot at by the TSA agents for teleporting in an airport do TSA people carry guns no they don't they are not actual law enforcement get shot anyways SWAT all the wasps set all the wasps on the planet on fire breaking news everything bursts into flames as all wasps are burning more at 7:00 I would train my musician skills for years in pause time reaching a professional level it had be pretty hilarious to play an instrument for the first time and be among the greatest of all time when you unpause all the sound is released at once blowing out air drums and /or widows for miles around this is how beeth of lost his hearing robbed a bank or something with my own paused power tools who said you could unpause anything other than yourself without everything else becoming unpause if you have them in your hand they are a part of you when you pause time I'd make a Japanese students mom sick so that him his grandpa his friend from school an Arab a French dude and a pug would come all the way to Egypt to try and kill me this makes absolute sense look behind you nanny teleports behind you nothing personal kid walks up to someone about to open a can of soda paws shake can unpause pause time run around my hometown and make life a little better catch that remote someone was about to drop move the card about to crash direct that murderers bullet back at him we could use one single day without all the bad crap in this life turning the bullet around probably won't change the direction of its movements but other than that that's super wholesome yeah couldn't turn them around have to grab it and place it right behind his head facing the same direction that'd be the most confusing [ __ ] to investigate as a police detective I kind of want a novel about this now easy it would be pseudo coup by gunshot to the back of the head it happens all the time in Russia I break into Tiffany's at midnight do I go for the vault no I go for the chandelier it's priceless as I'm taking it down a woman catches me she tells me to stop it's her father's business she's Tiffany I say no we make love all night in the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada I don't trust her besides I love the cold 30 years later I get a postcard I have a son and he's the Chief of Police this is where the story gets interesting I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero she's been waiting for me all these years she's never taken another lover I don't care I don't show up I go to Berlin that's where I stashed the chandelier keep it paused forever but I have a dentist appointment next Tuesday and you always will forever pause time then start panicking as I realize that light itself has been paused and I go blind unless I walk into the light and desperately try to find my way around pedantic types have the worst superpowers you've been visited by IT dog oh this dog oh we'll turn off your internet unless you comment please anything else just not the Internet thanks for watching do not forget to subscribe for more daily videos [Music]

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Id: Z0UiJxoZX48

Length: 10min 14sec (614 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 27 2019