You Get A Wish From A Genie, Who Tries To Ruin It For You. Your Wish?

like the video and subscribe right now or this bear will lose the fight protecting your room ask reddit reddit you are granted a single wish from a genie who will try to ruin it for you what do you wish for and how do you phrase it to avoid it backfiring I wish to win whenever I intentionally gamble sabotage ingenious IDE this is a great wish if you want anything to happen you can just bet it will happen if it's a guarantee win it's no longer a gamble you now gamble in your sleep as well and lose all your money I wish for 200 million dollars to be deposited into my bank account at 5 p.m. today you wishes granted however it's found to be a mistake by the US government and they dive into this mistake only to find suspicious activity on your part and lock you away for a conspiracy to steal from the government only after 41 years do they discover it was an account error on their part and set you free everyone you loved or held dear has essentially forgotten about you and/or moved on I'd wish that any time something bad happens in my life something exponentially better will immediately follow something better always happens to someone else phrasing man you wish is granted you are struck by a bus immediately killing you instantly however since the genie isn't entirely heartless you were technically alive when the bus hit you so it did happen during your life so your organs go to save a number of people in need at a nearby hospital way to pay it forward every time something tragic happens you feel exponential growth in your pants it's a negative exponent making better become worse by the math of it I wish Bill Gates legally gave me fifty million dollars of his private money without asking anything in return and without anyone minding that I got said money it's delivered in nickels on your doorstep nobody minds in fact everbody wants a piece of it you spend the next few decades defending yourself from friends and family who want nothing more from you than your money you can't trust anyone your family they just need some cash to get by and you practically oh it to them they sue you for it in brawling you in court battles that girl in the bar who talked to you she must know who you are your face is well-known she's not into you you turn to drugs and alcohol slowly your life falls apart and you become a bitter old man waiting to die alone enjoy you wishes granted 50 million dollars is wired to your bank account legally however the US government only recognizes a certain amount as a gift and the vast majority is taxed heavily you now have 29 million dollars left and couldn't be bothered to get a decent lawyer for your money he takes all that eleven thousand one hundred and eighty four dollars of it claiming tax purposes require an outsourcing of the cash and he along with all your money vanished to some Island you've already put down a $10,000 down payment on a sixty four thousand dollar sports car and are now in the hole financially but hey at least no one minded that you had the money especially the crooked lawyer I would like a wallet that always has cash in it that I can always find and that never wears out only I can use it the cash is legal tender and will draw no attention legal or otherwise the cash is applicable to whatever shop I'm using it for and will change currency when I need it to neither the wallet nor the cash will have negative consequences including but not limited to worsening my health than those that come in close contact / proximity of it those that receive the money those that see the wallet or money those that hear about the money or wallet the wallet will not affect my luck nor will the money that is no random or or tax to prematurely end my life or change it in any other way than how I want this also applies for the lives of others you can never get the cash out of the wallet your wish is granted the wallet will always contain exactly one penny / pen / copic / e.t.c taking out the penny will cause another penny to spawn in its place the penny will always be of the most common year in mint mark and come slightly scuffed I read a short story like that when I was in mid school it was called large Ayaka Strega - BIDIN oboz' tea the main character purchases a suit from a miss serious old man and discovers that every time he puts his hand in the jackets pocket he finds the genuine 10.000 Larry bill despite being quite well-off already the idea of having so many riches tempts him and he starts accumulating this money but every morning in the newspapers he reads of some tragedy such as a bank robbery or a fire where someone dies and an amount of money exactly equal to the one he extracted from the jacket is destroyed he realizes that his money comes from this price also the mysterious tailor has disappeared he asked for no payment and no trace of him can be found making the main character feel like he has made a deal with the devil that he doesn't have absolute certainty of the correlation so he hangs on this doubt and keeps getting money quits his job buy as a mansion lives in luxury cruises the world while feeling increasingly guilty in the end he can't take it anymore after his elderly neighbor suicides over losing her pension 30.000 Larry which ended in his pocket of course he travels to a remote corner of the Alps and sets the jacket on fire but as he's getting away he hears a voice saying it's too late it's too late when he returns all his belongings are gone and no one recalled him ever being rich he resumes working in a less prestigious position and he says he's afraid of the day when the tailor will come for his payment and will draw no attention legal or otherwise too easy no one notices the money when you try and spend it it's effectively invisible to everyone else you wish is granted however in order to be legal tender and not counterfeit it's real money magically transported from the possession of those most desperately in need of it those who need money to survive or to alleviate terrible suffering of those whom they love to prevent wrongs and help others who desperately need it you know this though no one else does so it doesn't affect others perception of you in any sense that affects your luck each time you take money from the wallet you live out the consequences of taking it in your dreams it's a woman's purse with a stuck zipper it is also indestructible a water bottle filled with an infinite amount of clean drinking water unable to open bottle ever too heavy to lift because of the infinite amount of water inside in fact the sudden appearance of infinite water in one concentrated spot falls to the ground and the impact of infinite water on the ground causes the earth to be knocked off its orbital track and hurdles either towards the Sun or out into space or it close through the ground because it's so small of an object and it makes its way towards the core the bottle melts somewhere along the way releasing the infinite amount of water deep below the mantle which instantly cools the surrounding magma and pushes the world apart cracking it in half water spreads everywhere rapidly cooling any magma it comes in contact with turning into steam turning what's left of the earth into a sauna eventually the earth is completely flooded broken in half and now freezing as the infinite amount of water is expanding past the limits of our atmosphere into space the bottle leaks I wish for you not to try to ruin this wish wish is unclear jeana's 2000 year old wang ends up in your mouth easy enough you didn't actually ask for anything you go about your day with a smug grin on your face believing you've bested one of the most powerful beings in the universe you're chugging along on Reddit and post something like cigarettes you can pay to get cancer who wouldn't want that the genie smiles you've expressed desire your money vanishes you have cancer and you desperately want a cigarette I wish I died with feeling of peace satisfaction and joy edit looking at all the well thought out responses to this post I can say I received over a 100 death threats today each more horrible than the last it's right now doc oh ha ha ha ha your wish is granted time is rawand to when you were an infant nursing from your mother she feels you lose suction from her breast and notices you're not breathing you have passed your mother weeps uncontrollably and over the next several weeks goes insane from the loss of her child eventually killing herself in a fit of depression more than canceling you're peaceful passing from this world done you along with the senses of peace satisfaction and joy are eradicated not only are you dead you've condemned some seven billion people to living without experiencing these their descendants if any will never know life without war or sleep easy it's like hell on earth now and for all eternity well done I wish for eternal good luck in all endeavors I pursue for any reason with a personal financial romantic educational professional etc edit turns out anything can be made to be terrible thanks for the crushing burden of that realisation reddit edit - I can't believe how many replies this is getting you become depressed that nothing in your life is earned and are extremely successful at killing yourself you suck the good luck from everyone around you your loved ones colleagues even nearby strangers are constantly injured maimed or killed by freak accidents you get in a terrible accident and are paralyzed completely for life you were really lucky not to die Jeanne I only wish that you live out whatever the rest of your life may be content and happy peaceful and serene and with light and kindness in your heart he follows you everywhere and is very obnoxious I wish my wife turned into a total Fox wife is a [ __ ] and I'm allowed to shoot foxes on my property you wishes granted your Jeanne likes the phrasing and decides she is now a drop-dead gorgeous foxy lady she can be as much of a [ __ ] as he wants now as every guy wants her she doesn't need you anymore and leaves that finds your post about wanting her shot and has you tried for conspiracy to commit murder you die alone in jail and she married some rich due to the bangs her new foxy form often I wish for the genie to give me whatever it is that I desire at the time but without ruining the wish you desire a free sit-down dinner with Emma Watson in Paris at a fine Bistro your wish is granted you both laugh at the situation as you've both just appeared there suddenly in whatever clothes you were wearing and the instantaneous goes well she even passed you her number at the end and her on cloud nine several months go by and you've been texting calling late at night and occasionally meeting her on set for her latest film projects until one day she just stops responding you don't understand you had her you were happy you cursed the genie for taking it all away and he appears he explains that he did grant your wish he didn't ruin your wish you wanted a dinner you had a dinner what happened from there was on you she broke your heart not the genie it's your fault for falling in love I wish for adit gold I mean I don't even know what it does so whatever the outcome I won't be surprised thanks T more to you da real genie you are banned from every sub except a slash lounge well I do what I can wish granted I wish you were free from your lamp and could live a normal life you and the genie charms places you are now the genie of the lamp your genie now lives in an apartment which is nice as he's always wanted more space but normal for him is being a slave to these wishes and he continues granting them at the request of others for the remainder of his existence I wish for a 12-inch pianist you wishes granted you now own the world's only copy of the pianist on lasso disk I'd wish for him to use his powers and grant me a wish that my current and future conscious mind would be the most happy with this way he can't duck with you because the wish is basically to make you the happiest possible based off your current consciousness meaning he cannot handicap you kill you cannot try to trick you with phrasing as that would lead to a disappointment of some kind maintain optimal level of happiness while remaining intellectually identical checkmate Genie edit your responses are hilarious it would appear this genie is willing to distort space and time shatter the rules of physics use force is not known to mankind whatever it takes all in order to duck my wish up what a ducking try hard this genius the genie reads your mind and then says sorry one wish only the damn that would have been cool for you I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard and and I don't want any zombie turkeys I don't want to turn into a turkey myself and I don't want any other weird surprises you got it not bad nice hot mustard good bread the turkeys are little dry duck what is this from it sounds so familiar an urgent tag would have been hilarious in this thread your wish for an urgent tag is granted someone is driving and looking at reddit they see the urgent tag distracting them from the road the same Road you are currently crossing you are crippled and will live in terrible pain for the rest of your very long life as a result of the accident you've been visited by the rare toad bear this bear will become your sensei and teach you how to become a ninja toad but only if you comment channel your inner toad thanks for watching do not forget to subscribe for more daily videos

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Id: gmnHbpM122o

Length: 14min 19sec (859 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 28 2019