YMS Commentary: Wish Upon (Unrated Director's Cut)

hello and welcome to YMS commentary number six apparently six is a spooky number hey it's almost Halloween wow what a coincidence the commentary track has not started yet this is just a little intro to help you get set up basically this video is just our commentary and you are responsible for finding your own copy of the film this time we decided to go with the scariest movie ever made it's called wish upon and also I guess it's the Unrated version you can either watch along with this YouTube video or use the audio downloads found in the description just like all of my other content this is completely free and I really appreciate all of you helping out on patreon making this possible the release we recorded over was the director's unrated cut American blu-ray running at 24 frames per second in case you're experiencing any sync issues I'll be showing small clips from the film at the start of each new blu-ray chapter here's a tip try to make sure that your copy is actually 24 frames per second also it's probably a good idea to watch the movie with subtitles on anyway I hope you enjoy this commentary track over a very scary spooky movie stay tuned for the Adam and pals edit coming later thank you and enjoy hello everybody what's this what are we doing what's it like this is a Halloween special commentary I'm spooked already and for this commentary we are watching the scariest movie ever made it's called wish up fun why and because it's good okay you sold me movie is starting Oh quite the extension opening opening titles Ayesha Daniels from rolling out calm calls this film a non-stop thriller Aisha Tyler says I'm an archer guess guess how Aisha is Daniels his name is spelt Q I'm gonna say this Daniels has just spelt Daniels Aisha spelt really weird is it does the guy have lots on it even if it does no II I why s CH a I'm gonna go f ry CHC Aisha it's AI e sha oh I don't like that either yeah it's more compact but I still don't like it I head to a super it is economical behind Kathy pronounced different the fiscal conservative in me likes it but they said no but the Social Democratic me does not that's not Joey King oh yeah the girl is named Joey King Joey Joey King sounds like a mobsters buddy Kevin I agree well I'm gonna get my pal Joey Joey king over here over with Mugsy look at that split though I mean I like Oh your master from 80 Bugsy dude 30 I'm so happy nothing wrong could ever happen [Music] so this is a young L Fanning no no no nobody understands your everything is other than you you're talking to yourself I'm sorry I named a famous actress no idea yes that's okay I don't need to look after my own daughter it's got a weird I the dogs got her the DA my my my husband the dog will take care of her okay wait guys can we just watch my husband the dog that sounds like a much better movie Oscar I miss trash cans that look like that just like bring a battle metal yeah exist in other places yeah the dark realm I don't I don't love this girls or the dogs chances yeah this is such a happy suburban be the Exile eight hatched te I love life I just love having a mom I love having a mom I love [Laughter] dogs always know what's up in movies dogs are perennial II smarter than people in movies their ammunition God hey is there a god spell backwards look it up I guess what it's not gonna have nice can you look at it for me I look like that look at I like look at might look it up in my reverse words dictionary mmm if you're really committed you would have said the dictionary backwards oh don't think I wasn't trying to really quickly and it was hard it was super hard retro raggy mother who I love literally if you can say dictionary backward on the spot whoops she waited for her child to show up sir was that a flashback was that supposed to him was the change in color supposed to imply that when she kicked herself off the stool that that was earlier where did it just get really is the dog still alive is the change in color to imply that she's Rachel Dolezal mmm that was a good thanks I surely I'll be here all movie yeah Danny Glover that's like that's like Donald Glover right that's like gone with lever this thing we've established are they the same or at worst related and had does the same person if anybody watching this is wondering why Joey King looks so familiar it's because she was in Slenderman I thought your existing she was in wish apply also wish affine so she's got a real type she's got a career ahead of her wait what know what everybody looks the same like the neighbors I think the dog this was earlier that day and she got so traumatized she aged this is the next day yeah yeah Wow that's why both of them got old super clean led yes go it love selfies cuz I'm a young person with phone hey I'm a young person I love selfies you're not young oh that's true look at that look it's look at that the [ __ ] hang on update hey Mitch McConnell how's your take also like your writing yeah just get off to the side I can't ride a bike and I think I would ride a bike better than that oh gosh I think that's why not one of the guys from the end of Rosemary's babies say to everybody to check on her that's who I went checking on my scraped knee he's sizing your up he's like I don't know much time how much of an offering she would betray overlord look at mmm crows no what's up they're also somewhat eminence yeah crow where two crows rank in the hierarchy of omniscient aminals amagai have said aminals because i said it after omniscient and it really [ __ ] me so 82 your dictionary backwards I reckon on it if you say dictionary backwards it summons a demon dad what I do I'm just dumpster diving in front of your high school yeah oh yeah I forgot this weird what her dad is basically hopeless he's a professional homeless person that's like that's the beauty of it he's not just a homeless also no one would know it's your dad if you didn't go up to him yeah if you didn't make a big deal about it Joey King if there's a real meal and it was like dad you're embarrassing me I know I'm the one talking loud and bringing attention to it but you're embarrassing me and we know homeless people have houses and pickup trucks apparently absolutely like yeah we're in school going to school song the best song see okay that poster is what happens when you say dictionary backwards yeah okay that was clearly supposed to say scavenger hunt right and they ran out of room so now it says scavenge because nobody calls it a scavenge oh no she's playing Pokemon go but with demons ah the worst did they have to like create this app or did ears do that in post they did that in post there's no way they have yeah no they made a hole like forgive my rampaging imagine that is so generous of you like a Pokemon go demon app you know if they did it would look more realistic than what it should well obviously but I don't think wish upon is gonna be doing hahaha recycle ah I'm a [ __ ] look at these people it's like this guy guys at least 31 they all got traumatized when they were younger okay they're actually a lot younger than they appear is that asian guy from 13 reasons why I think he might wait is the other guy yes oh my god he's the guy that - the other guy cuz everyone is okay shout out the thirty reasons why shout out to season two of the key reasons why Adam what are the crows nutty boys um they know what's coming I know what's what hmm I wish I had a house this was like the gate is just a wealthy wealthy bomb I just I don't I would love to know the ins and outs of your business here I'd love to know how that got there I want a movie just about her dad I think it was implying that the mom threw it out at the beginning and you still there yeah I don't I don't care I don't care about this magic box that's gonna summon [ __ ] Hellraiser or whatever I just want to know about her dad's stupid life it seems more interesting story has been done a million times what was the original called like monkeys par some okay yeah it's it's the monkeys pie do I go you get a thing and it grants wishes but they turn out bad Atlanta it's every Latin it's a lot it's every Twilight Zone episode ever maybe you should just phrase your wishes more carefully no and um none of this would happen always phrase wishes as vaguely as humanly possible hmm everybody loves coconut water here oh here we go I'm ready for this clap back oh [ __ ] get about 2 min gif of that black kid going on you know you don't nobody have cares nobody's having a conversation in this school except them everybody else is really quiet my god oh my what is she doing you don't deserve any friends man she is slick look at that she just read up the definition of the diss that's recording but this is such a sick burn this is going on worldstar look at him he's not even pointing at her face he's pointing at her tits he knows exactly oh that's what you should have done Joey worldstar thought you broke your arm pretty much I hate his expression right there I really don't like what he was doing he's an act acting I like all their expressions just look at the people in the background sure I love school I consulted on the stunts for this all right what do you do you sounded like you were done with the movie well alright you know this and this is how I Met Your Mother oh that's how they did it that guy was going places yeah stolen police so we'll just stole a girl garburator 'he's nothing could go wrong yeah it's just a horror movie and corporators a very loud sound effect of a garburator to open up the scene what do you mean guys well I don't understand what what's the problem I have a flair for you what that ice pack is gonna kill her oh that's how they do it yeah very subtle I thought it was this bitch's nagging just kind of looks like somebody who know it completely yeah that's what I was really going by face and not by action that's integer style it's like a man a better name is shir and hmm hey dad if you just go inside you won't be homeless anymore that's a crazy idea I think daddy glove influence on you he doesn't know what food is is that green stuff just beer dad stop eating beer myspace is dead what how does he know it's not Japanese and first of all he's taking what is Chinese is it Mandarin is it Cantonese is it open here the third thing is it blue tang that's a language and it ain't nothing to [ __ ] with he wrapped it in more trash I got you garbage wrapping garbage they're happy 16th birthday there's like some some meat from a butcher shop in that wrapping yeah they're spoiled meat there's a bugs wow this is a really nice room for a the daughter of a home man she's done great for herself I don't know I don't know where dad went wrong yeah why does he do this she's a high school or two so it's like she's got income no she could but it it never shows mmm great art great art you know it is you know as she better than me smegma go back oh my god Oh pics a post my favorite website hey man picks up posters on the come up all right it says Petty's with the besties did you see that tag pretty good Petty's with the best dumpster daddy got him ha ha ha law guys picks a post is coming up I think toute is coming back I think every stirs yeah Friendster is gonna have a resurgence mark guys if you're looking for investment opportunities hmm it's almost as big as my box where does it say that both guys just looked at me convenient hmm I don't know just like go rot I know like who's to say you know like like people talk it's not the same I can't get over the fact that that's how much older she's supposed to be this might be the next day well like the dog was a puppy before and now he's a dog so he's at least could be ten years it's at least six months I love this shot this is like a sitcom shot this like Panda that isn't sick I'm shot that's a solid mr. Belvedere shot is this Darcy shot huh oh no oh by the way usually the best ID the best way to watch a commentary track like this is with subtitles on and also for this movie you get to see the subtitle of ominous oriental music playing at this point so if you're able to watch this with subtitles that's a enjoy yeah I don't know about you Scott but that will be this this won't be the last one by the way so if you missed this one and you just turn them on there will be more or will be more ominous oriental music I'm a big fan of this movie deep deep deep deep nice very homey definitely hit the Orion who don't know about the ominous why does it only doing when she's sleeping I don't know magic yeah I feel like that's sort of a good cover all explanation for a lot of questions that are gonna go away I don't know magic like white why is there any mechanical movement at all if it's just one sheet if it's just ink also if it's just going to do magic do the gears do magic yeah I guess they they have their own Chi hmm I'm just spitballing sounds sounds pretty ominous and oriental yeah that's exactly what I was going for mmm you know you're kind of ominous an oriental is a fanciful back I don't remember oh my god I need to wash more did Eli Roth from never washing her a leg ever uh why did I leave these socks on so long oh my goodness ominous crescendo I believe that scream I love when they cut to it yes worldstar they're supposed to be friends but I mean he needs those upvotes this is true I went straight to the WTF subreddit Marc Maron yeah this is some some [ __ ] dark [ __ ] literally says the word rotting - she doesn't get it I think she's getting her face she's getting her face is implying that she's getting it the rest of the movie implies she has much Dumber venue it is probably shot at the end this was like shot like way after everybody forgot what was happening they're starting a GoFundMe for her face or something what's happening yeah I think so it's called go face me face to face fund me go face face funds great face funds I've got some good alliteration wow she just said to definitely have my attention lucky box is that racist because Chinese people are lucky not just me is that - racist now Chinese people are lucky that's true they're like they're like eight inches tall they're little white cats they wave yeah I know Chinese people nice glad we established that this desert oh man hmm I definitely know what's going on I'm Joey King can we Julie reeking in more bad movies I hope that's her thing oh man that'd be good what if she did it deliberately she's good for two cuz like she's she's like the star of two terrible movies you know not that far apart I wish a prawn and black panther he's got the best age nice you know I bet her mom's her agent that never goes badly well neither you men like this house is a lot of room underneath it is this like a thing this is where grandma dad lives dad just come in the house no I'm living off the land Joey King can you if you're watching this can you tell us if your name is short for Josephine or Joanna or did you or Joseph or Joseph also Joey King if you're listening this take your shirt off the [ __ ] is wrong with you what it's applied that she's like 16 you don't know that you don't know how much time has passed it could be decades she could be seven Mad Dog seven and she was aged that dog could be 75 years old now you don't know you got me scary son ominous oriental rats now that's gotta be race okay that's gotta be race Joey King is currently 19 years old so what was this movie was made in 2015 nice talking to Joey King in the present okay take your shirt off also when you were 15 oops I'm actually curious as to how that dog actually died like you just crawl under under there and then wait for rats to eat like in real life do they kill they kill this dog in the movie that it's Chinese and oh yeah like any specific Mandarin Cantonese Chinese sword her Chinese Japanese dirty knees look at these are they two different writing systems or just language like I guess well I think Japanese technically like has the same alphabet okay one of them you have to say ha so laughter every sentence and one of them you don't love them you have to say son after you guys are bad it's really bad yeah only John Woo was here to set us straight my god mmm wow that's that one girl is suffering a serious illness not that a fellow human being isn't a lot of pain right now and a tremendous amount of pain and could die and their life is effectively ruined brings me great joy in the present I mean she was sort of mean at school so I mean totally deserved it she had it coming is your dog missing now did the dog die dog died and I forgot I forgot F boys picks with F girl GQ nausea did you find the dog dead and I just like completely missed it even though this is the fourth time I've seen this movie actually uh yeah my understanding is the dog is dead I don't know how much they showed yeah but she just reacted yeah well no they showed though they showed like he got disemboweled that's why I was asking yeah just crawl under there then waiting for rats yeah like how I'd have at me what was it like did they do it an autopsy like what was the cause of death they're like I'm just curious suicide by rat classic it's very ominous and dog version it's the dog version of suicide by cop I liked how she had to say madly in love what would happen if she didn't just like sort of likes me more yeah is that just wants to go to second base what if what if she wished that he started developing some feelings for her slowly but at kind of a pace that she could handle when you say madly that doesn't even leave it up to interpret mom was in there let's get crazy I never saw that any of the other time that was subtle that was really good actually right princess movie guys this might actually be a good movie Oh gears so what she's oh it's mister what was his name what was his name again the guy from Cassavetes the guy from nick cassavetes not Ducati John Cassavetes yeah you know what like the guys name from the end of that of Rosemary's Baby remember like million-dollar old man we lost like a Chinese torture machine get it it's like except for dripping it's a set of dripping it's like and except he's dead I think he's nine minor details yes sir so what I'm struggling I got it all right it's alive but he's being alive now so yeah that was he's being waterboarded water water board is being motorboated too bad too bad Robin Williams's character so we're gonna do that that had to be slapstick maybe this movie is just too smart for wish upon homage to The Three Stooges what I'm trying what I'm struggling to figure out here is like the gears the gears but also the so she's jello which is now the fallout from the first wish was like her dog died and yes from this one was this guy died yeah that she barely knows just a guy yeah it's a guy that like I'd her up when she fell or something like moving like master she was okay but like sweet word the way these are supposed to work is that there's supposed to be some sort of like irony in the fallout like she's already getting that because the guy falls literally madly in love with her yes that's one of the many many things that this movie does not understand at all about the specific genre they're doing it's supposed to be the wish itself turns out not in a way that you would expect which I'm not the guy down the street dies yeah they both it's also like when somebody dies it has to die in an increasing order that you care about them the movie just supply that she cares about this random dude more than her dog more than her good dog that might be 7500 died depending on how much time has passed you think the guy from across the street would have died first I don't know kind of weird maybe it goes in decreasing order maybe the next person is just someone somewhere one day someone in Italy hmm or just like a bug just a just an insect yeah truth or dare no [ __ ] if you told me she was in truth or dare also I believe you totally oh is that happy deathday is she in that - no probably what if it turned out wait there's just one girl in all of these bad horror movies that we just don't notice cuz she's so unmemorable sorry Joey King ideals I do still want you to thank you why would you who's to say look I look here I'm cured I'm a man of science I yeah I'm curious this goes back to like the faceoff conversation we were having I don't see her as somebody who's particularly attractive I don't know like I don't know see how you can look at that and go like yeah I want to see that I want to tap that yeah she's she's whatever it's it's more it's more about power than than the actual attraction I have to go did she just wish for she wished that he would leave her everything oh oh yeah but yeah I don't know like dad your inside feels good right so wait I'm so good I've seen this movie like three times you should not be confused anymore so she got all the money from the random man yeah the random I think like she's not related and she said Uncle August so maybe he's her okay but it seemed like they were strangers it was like are you all right it doesn't seem like he knew her very well at all owner if she gives this [ __ ] any money this [ __ ] name what did you like if she's been around since like your mom died it she's like yeah and then you got billions of dollars you'd give her money sure I've seen like I feel like this [ __ ] just keeps living in her a shitty house my Fuhrer bone you know it's not like they were in a [ __ ] place before their release and a really nice like that that house was like if it not was in Vancouver that house would be same point six let's go say Ben Cooper real-estate prices is 17 million dollars it's awesome why they didn't have like power she was using her lap / you know everything was fine just her dad is an idiot now she gets the party yeah montage montage montage purple same thing man I'm anyone who scary money makes everything better especially if you're materialistic I mean that's true I know you're an [ __ ] you're smegma got her your ultimate smegma you're telling your friends she's an [ __ ] cuz she's got a lot of money and she's spending $800 on something wow this is not a superficial relationship at all hey I understand this relationship this makes sense to me this song is so fun yeah this is awkward this is like those kids dancing in the back of the vehicle and that Rebecca Black Friday's on you know the director told them to be looking like they're having fun but but they're all abuse child actors and none of them have ever actually had fun so they had she had no sense memory she's gonna make him walk home with those like 30 bags yep she had a car oh oh oh I hope nothing bad happens mmm wait I think guys didn't you mention the girl braider earlier yes why was that cuz the ice bag oh the ice pack I'm smart is that deliver that close to the hole we gotta get you know they're like elbow-deep I don't know if I could accidentally do this get your arm in there get your arm in there guys if if you take one thing away from this viewing test you're Garber what's your arm as far as it'll go turn it on and see if it works I've honestly done that okay I'm fine quick jumping in there also I take no legal responsibility if any of you what are you doing or just what are you doing why all opinions are those of YMS also like she's sushi again like she's trying to get take them out you know like not like like if I was using it I've been using a fork or something to push them in like yeah I don't know what her game is what are you are you taking them out where you push them NATO you do Ellery you're not like use the tap water I just use a spatula just like ramen doing your shits clearly burning you're ruining dinner she's doing this for like 45 to 50 seconds like how long does it take your arm seriously I can't be that far into it no it's just like now there's like two inches in Hey here we go mmm I remember this just a demon jumps so good boobies almost good that's the beauty of his movies like almost good it's gets you almost all the way and then disappoint our bridge hmm what are you okay well you know what now I'll reach my hand time to put my whole torso in there what's the issue here what's the issue she's she's trying to like find out what the problem is how does she know there's a problem like where's that switch what go [ __ ] the switch just like moved like 10 feet like remember when she almost hit it with her hips there hit with her chest like that's how close it was I'm just wondering like she inspected the garburator because if something is she heard what did she hear she heard like the [ __ ] tomatoes or [ __ ] going in walls like what is that how do you determine that from your ears hmm he can take the man out of the trash but you can't take the trash out of the man she has a fireplace in a room and dad still sleeps outside you soul wears dresses like he does why would you put your TV there come on where's she's sitting to watch that yeah also her dad or what like seven years apart um thing like that okay but I mean we already established that she aged she's like seven like ten years that's true she has she's uh she's Francis Ford Coppola Jack disestablished 12 years that's how much time passed so that dog must be at least 50 if my math checks out yeah that dog was gonna die I'm an expert at dog aging is that a rough estimate because the Cryptkeeper made it appearance boys and ghouls ruff ruff oh we did it see what I want to know is like this movie very clearly implies that the mom had the thing and went right yeah she threw it out at the beginning what I would have loved to have seen is the moms version of that is like her daughter and like little puppy dying and then like resets time yeah you know like what happened in that story that seemed like it might have been more interest yeah it's like in high school girl learning is that you can't relate to high school who the [ __ ] is this marketed to that's the vase it's marketed to [ __ ] high school girls like me wait did you I get it that's how you make people feel sorry for people that died mournful sax wait remember in cyber bullying when she almost got the cap off it's true I just remembered that was a great scene I can't get the cap off because you're weak you don't deserve get a man to help you commit suicide it's okay I'm I'm gonna commit suicide here's Jewess I mmm-hmm what you heard him don't forget don't encourage him ah she just having nightmares of the box was opening oh it might have been funny it's never a nightmare when I have a dream that the box is everything I'm gonna give up on your name ominous rental man I've got like eight or nine more chances or a little bit probably you think when you get like oriental owl hooting you think when you get like a really rich house like a spensive house yeah a rich house I get my period yeah you just have like dogs and like and gates and lasers like that's hot that's why nobody can kill rich people yeah the dogs or the bees or the dogs that when they bark they shoot bees out of their mouths exactly when I was younger I was at the fourth biggest house in Edmonton I didn't live there but a friend of a friend and they had a cute game that's it that filled me with some happiness and then it turned out that the dad of the girl was actually a part of the mob and I did for arson and that's how that story and that's that's pretty funny not even kidding they had an indoor pool oh you know what the best part is tell me data like home theater and all this scarface [ __ ] all over the walls he had like original props oh so they were a cigar they were real cool cultured people you say yeah like all criminals only the fanciest people love Scarface my dad like Scarface like he like know at different Adam also I think he just asked her out and she rejected him despite wishing that he would fall madly in love with her somebody explain this to me I feel like the Fortin I feel like the fourth biggest house in Edmonton is like the fourth smartest kid in special ed hmm so you yeah now I add him I was third and you know it how dare you what nice sick ollie bro yeah on this question do people still skateboard I don't think so I think like said a thing I think he's just Tony Hawk now we went back to rollerblading did we I want to do that a lot of time is past openings pretty cool boy let's be real low rating does seem cool it's cooler than skateboarding sorry guys ooh why is the city on fire whoa is Cloverfield happening in the background is he waiting for a [ __ ] oh sorry I was thinking of something else yeah they should switch seats if that's gonna happen no I love the passenger side it's a little higher degree of difficulty but man isn't worth it if you go it off I love this dialogue make my okay just talking about farts multiverses you do do you do multiverses dude this is multiverse oh great lines so I just that depressed me can your next wish kill both of you in a car crash Oh ideally like soon and then we can have there's like 12 more interesting stories in this movie none of which we ever get to see no cuz you're falling [ __ ] Joey King I wish my name is Jeff [Laughter] this isn't racist oh this seems both ominous and oriental just like a dragon this is like the most destructive like for all the people are complaining about fantastic beasts and like that Nagas Asian [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] this is like the most destructive Trobe okay second of all in fantastic beasts you're you're gonna tell me you're gonna make a snake woman and not make her Asian are you crazy are you out of your mind well you know what in all fairness that was JK's I I would have protested if she wasn't Asian like God think in the whole hey I didn't see this movie the representation matters hey you know what I agree represented let's in the end it's the Asian person getting a job Asian snake people need representation is this like the Korean family and lady in the water where their design I remember that they know everything sonar you could just go imagine Mary OH cuz only her Asian friend knows how to use Google hmm why is this why is this on Google just like a creepypasta was like a creepypasta it's one that they've made movie why is my mom holding the box it's like a baton north mm-hmm I love her actually mace her face yeah her like I'm figuring things out face we didn't see enough of that in Slenderman cuz nobody figured it cuz half of the movie was cut out yeah she's doing some good some good figurine oh yes Joey you look like you're thinking no never done that before but would it look like this no Joey try something else I think Joey Kings in my top one actors right now hmm sorry Tilda Swinton gotcha what the [ __ ] is it okay what is it tons like like wonton soup or something yeah I think so everybody's got really shitty art in their homes but at least the lighting is great oh yeah no all the way this is definitely definitely every indoor scene isn't way too dark I love having an elevator to like my room that is cool that is objectively cool so like is there somebody on the floor above hers and they just see who just buying the elevators pastor everyday awkwardly wave mr. baby that'd be great this is amazing yeah how much money do we need he's working overtime fricking mansion we live in a freaking mansion with frickin laser beams out yeah this is about lace my addiction this is about my friend Danny Glover and we live in the trash this is like that guy that can't stop cleaning hair out of drains you know he's like I just need to pull it out it's real slimy yes what happened it sounds like louis c.k boom boom boom boom the catch is this thing a lot I like a girl who is comfortable touching her box I'll see myself out I'm wearing shoes indoors that's not very order she created a Weather Machine now she can be a Bond villain named Joey King ooh kind of website is that oh yeah gears no I hope she lives long enough to tell Joey King how messed up it is why wouldn't she because gears gears for tears oh look at the lighting got better I'm sorry did you say gears for tears I didn't want to step on gears for tears I like that more than I said I think that was the working title of this movie yeah I think my theory is right I think this machine is killing people in in a decreasing order yeah relevance to her someone she just met start his heart with her dog yeah and her neighbor slash maybe you know maybe she met five hours ago yeah it's perfect like who the [ __ ] gonna die next she cares about her dad so little bit he's not even there he wasn't in the running oh now he's cool I shaved and he's super [ __ ] now hey Joey can I [ __ ] your debt yeah okay ultimately not smegma serious hot sauce whichever sriracha it's like Adam love sriracha thanks not I know that's not serious hot sauce that's why just say would you say he's sriracha hot no angrily no lighting it's bad I mean and just died this is what I get that's what happens when you carry your phone like that uh you know the call might still be going you could all your mom it's like it doesn't know if it wants to be monkey's paw or final destination I know R and it does you know it's such a poor job of both you know I think it's a healthy Mears though is like being final destination has become a bit of a trope in movies where it shouldn't happen like the new Death Note was like yeah we're all gonna be final destination I can hate that and I'm pretty sure there's more that I'm not thinking oh yeah it seems like a wit it seems like a weird trope right now I guess cuz there are no more final destination movies being made yes so now it's like yeah that was the laziest cut she tripped on her carpet she tripped on her rug she's like like the demon is getting lazy oh hey trip whatever Oh problem yeah that was a lot of force oh yeah or a very sharp tusks I was gonna say so - Pierce oh yeah through and through her skull skull is a very like that why is this shut so low res Scott stock footage shitty so I think that has to be I never noticed that before you know this whole movie was shot on an iPhone 3 it's a red it's a real tangerine but more trans hookers hey it's a sturdy phone that's you should've worn that case on her head yeah jazzy get inside he took the elevator wait is there there went up the stairs there is no security this building no I mean it's Chinatown come on I forget it and I guess it went I and that's how I didn't have to go to still I mean went through once very easy yeah that's like butter I guess Chinese people have wait oh I don't think you told me earlier Scott wasn't that you're telling me in the hallway that's all they're like all they're like drapes and doors are paper and maybe their bones are too I can't remember this is this is very racist I'm very uncomfortable with this comment you're saying they don't have paper doors and paper bones no comment hmm [Laughter] it's Vincent Price is scarier brother I don't know that's possible by the way right but it's pretty scary yeah it's just Vincent Price again but not gay oops what was his relationship to her again I don't know they met yesterday like every other character in this movie did you kill her oh that's the belt sorry I gotta go what classes class sing it Saved by the Bell Oh class sorry class is more important than this string of deaths that's God I got some bad news for you I went on IMDB this is not the same actor as 13 reasons why the guy wait no I think I think you're right the guys know it totally know it your your oh my god keep digging that hole no that ain't a hundred percent I will not hear about it I will have that I think about it thirteen reasons was way cuter let's be real here I will need to do my own research on this unchain actors because I am pretty sure is he on something else I've seen or doing a maze runner apparently haven't seen it keep going have you seen right give me the whole iron baby and have you seen it men yes it was he it man yeah not that many that's impossible em possible it wasn't even though it wasn't even the first little impossible no wait no he was in the film he's a recurring character and the Maze Runner and that's it oh and 13 reasons why where he [ __ ] that kid I know what character you're talking about but it's not the one that's him oh this is gonna try be crazy this is gonna drive me crazy you have very poor facial recognition I took your word for it but I forgot about it until I had a bottle up so uh man really good wheeler for being an idiot do you like wish for is a good wishes he's wished for all the best things you could want in life a dead dog all right so much more specific give me five minutes and it could be if I if I had any inkling sorry is LC YS a Lacey's abbreviation for Lacey yeah you couldn't have the a that no this is how young people talk Scott and uh I hate young but like this is just you don't get it no people are economical young people don't use a that was one of the fall outs from her wish is that A's are now illegal oh man what a twist yeah Joey K starry joking as herself I don't know man I never noticed how cool she was until today like what's what kind of conversation are these people having what is the inner monologue of these classmates that makes her so popular did they just go man man man like that's Joey King characters she's the bee's knees that's Joey King a camel team Eddie hurry they're in a different universe now so nobody farted yes cool bazinga say it again I'm about to watch a crime by the way because this 33 year old yeah hey crimes perfect music let's put on a little statutory music you're gross both of you I thought you're talking to Scott knows about to agree with you know you're talking to they the actors maybe the director too mostly the director she polishing her shiny box good roman polanski director yeah what what an odd time to have a flashback was that her mom what's that a flash breaker was that just like as something they missed an editing extra frame whoops well getting what is happening what what is this editing I want to know what her expression is when she's on the chair I was my mom the whole time that's a twist terrible I'm my own grandpa yeah Milan esque that's a guy what was he holding a phone I think he was recording her in their sleep that's a good run I mean know who he's so fast he's who among us has never snuck up to a mansion at night and recorded a 15 year old also knowing I mean if that is a crime [ __ ] to come arrest me wait what did you say cup red kitchen knife you [ __ ] idiot rakes are better you have more distance okay get range with rage I could do more damage with a rake you know what I'll take your word for it I don't think about Anton Anton combat often mm-hmm I think about race break to face race been fake right rake to us branches a man I was just dumpster diving in our backyard the night I was going through our own garbage it's the inception of trash which is also just inception boom got him it took you 17 wishes wait a minute what the what are you doing so she sort of figured it out after the first wish then made I mean a whole bunch more with know what it's implying though like she clearly didn't figure it out well no obviously just figured out now hey it's the guy from 13 reasons why god it's [ __ ] not then what's he from he's from something goddamnit no he is in the ministry I think that I think that picture was also him I think I might have a problem it's actually my indoors security in this town grosse hill I love her acting so much hello this is so good she belongs in comedy she really does she belongs in a museum Hey whoops REE who was that her own scream yeah but that was done in post problem I hope she uses her figuring things out face again oh man now she's using her she reports on her face already now is go to bed she kept it to herself you know what here snitches get stitches so uh great job I'm not gonna I'm gonna keep this under my hat it's not gonna tell anybody about the body hey snitch you don't want to get in trouble I don't want to snitch on this corpse man you know what having friends is really lame I hate friends I like how she ditched her Normie friends to hang out with the cool ones for so long like that I'm the most popular in school I'm just gonna you know yeah I think it was established that she's superficial as [ __ ] and saw her friends and this is just Tara nice bangs yeah what the hell is that person Oh see now I know her story what could have possibly led to those bangs that's more interesting than this you should be too shouldn't you be aren't you part of the school what kind of [ __ ] and half-assed wishes this magic pretty sneaky magic box well she put a lock on it like why I'm amazing you could miss making wishes no I can't I love wishes - mom addicted to wishes the peril of this movie is great it's like the the daughter reflects the father and the mother is it's all just symbolic and you're gonna get it remember when she invited her friends over to watch her dad place saxophone that was weird that's you owes that phone call going on oh let's do that what was that text like they just assumed she would buy her them more things yeah like I probably comes with another purse so I'm in her for anything for me and you suck at wishes short you say so they're way to aim high [ __ ] you want an internship at every scale you could [ __ ] own Everest games do you get how wishes work and throw it out maybe just two or three more why don't then I'm done for nothing bad to happen how is it gonna spin that you know though it's pretty clever it's gonna fit technically has to give you wishes it's got all those gears nice I think she's just oh man I would wish to be able to say any word backwards without having to think oh it's the best it's the greatest gift it really is I've been working a dictionary for like an hour and a half but I got nothing so I guess my kid happiness when your dad's a weird hobo also like I'm not an a [ __ ] I'd like walking [ __ ] but is it even possible like what is what kind of contraption would you have - would you have to Vince I'm sorry we're gonna have to pause this for me to explain the concept of locs to you what are you what are you asking like how is that Shane affixed around you wrap a chain around it you lost the lock a lock the chain - the chain right Bobby goes through that locked glad we could clear that up thanks guys I wish that this magical box would give me infinite more wishes but it wouldn't make anything bad happen done movie's over I don't know why dimes ahead what if what if it did that but then I'd give you a compulsion to just keep wishing and he got addicted to it addicted to wishes sorry I don't wish it I think Dad would have a new man no big [ __ ] your addiction would eat you like from but that would be a bad thing no that wouldn't happen but then it's like can you wish for something paradoxical can you can you like I don't know multiverse theory man will you earn it what if you wished for a burrito Oh God so hot that God Himself gotta find videos of herself a rare misstep by Channing Tatum's agents immediately from a distance but he was very high quality I bought like this super lens attachment for my iPhone like a [ __ ] hundred 50 millimeter smoke did her wish turn him [ __ ] he's madly in love it's not just regular in love I break up with you Paul I break up I break up with you it's a mad mad mad mad see how did the Dominus oriental music playing is this burning man light yeah it's burning guy burning boy is that you imply that the box tried to kill her but it didn't I guess maybe that was just the initial initial incident that was just the beginning of the death yeah there you go maybe she wished for Jun to die I wish all the evil people in the world does he call his daughter buddy Joey Betty buddy oh I guess that's weird I mean he's not really your father let's be real here there's maybe he's he's been camping out in her house that's true I forgot about oh I just remembered this there's a cool-looking elevators now that now that's an elevator I would masturbate only the highest only the finest now what is it with horror movies in like garburator is elevators just like anything that's like stereotypic I think about something to do with the fact that they're a wildly unoriginal is this for your app why are you taking pictures is this for Pokemon go oh yeah establish this yeah she's demon hunting now Ford Molly I said that's the name a lot of Em's there so I hope those are my legs height also yes not just location oh yeah it's it's floors above which is hilarious if achill said like on the like 20th floor yeah yeah like Pokemon go wouldn't do that it's a very advanced app it's edgy Pokemon I like it I don't go with her dang it look I believe you [Laughter] life is hard it could have been you damn Tokyo druthers Tokyo Drift is just like driving cars the Asian guy for 13 reasons why bribe me probably malformed Molly my favorite Pokemon my favorite garbage pail kid mitch has mapped out the entire hotel yep every and every building in America dang it I like that the film does this though like it does like the whole like oh we're setting up a death but it's not gonna happen final destination I get a die one of them's gonna die who do you want to die hey you know guys much like this car I think the director has a screw loose mmm whoops well time to make the best of a bad situation [Laughter] as a prime jerk-off elevator the stupidest elevator is this Trump Tower ah what are you doing it's like the garburator [ __ ] burn what's the car gets onto him like the jocks gonna be like 10 feet away funny cuz I was holding an object to that will would you know like you're holding the foot you could use the flashlight to help all right uh-oh I needed that crap maybe you shouldn't leave it like that whoa why would you leave a tire like that oh the way that they roll yeah well it's a fair question whoops now I'm pretty sure elevators have some sort of safety feature not this one physically impossible for that to happen yeah that's actually because of the weighting system it's more likely to by the way Oh reflection Oh Oscar for cinematography got her well now you're the real demon master so whatever be nice if it locked itself - like why did she take the chains off it she didn't I think it's implied why didn't the box did it somehow yeah see I was right about like the chains me [ __ ] well you got it your words now I take it back apparently that's crying very Oh oh my goodness this is great acting her face what is I even Rosie O'Donnell in riding the bus with my sis oh yeah that's literally her face hey it's me Rosie No hey psych here from 13 reasons why she should make another wish I wish I wish you were the kid he would be and then I would die ways that is dad or something why is he not I this is the man who stole me when I was a baby you know why do you have all these newspaper clippings so you just have tabs on your laptop foreleg what yours this wait this is what you get these pictures you just keep like snuff pictures like black and white laying around and as Jerry O'Connell you figure into this is this a sliders episode I remember that show huh love the lighting here can we give her I think so I'm so mad oh and starts masturbate think what is that explaining why the doesn't doesn't really matter but thanks for the story Rael it says Irish need not apply okay but we don't know how that happens it just you know kind of vague it's like your wishes nice I love how huge their text is every one of them I was gonna say they all have like cell phones for the elderly with this super big text or maybe it's just her bunch I love wishes I wish I didn't make so many wishes oh that's a weird wish bear hugs it's not normal to have a billion dollars I wish I made five less wishes so that one counts as a wish but then the other five go away pretty good you could take that back though technically yeah that unless the other phrase on the box isn't no backsies those are the rules I love her no Joey King Joey King you the king don't stop doing what you're doing and don't stop thinking about tomorrow wow this is gonna take a while I wish we had a better fire there's a bunch of things you could do yeah I could go to like I don't know a junkyard crush it sulfuric acid it's not made of plastic okay everyone knows that gears are indestructible yeah it's made of vibranium whoo well the the gears of vibranium but the outer shell is unobtainium oh yeah that's that's how you know this is slightly inappropriate you might say I mean you could still drive it off somewhere and dump it in the ocean like you don't have to destroy it you just have to get it off your hands what are you doing I don't know I'm gonna put it back in the vent that's what the rules said right is just you have to get rid of it yeah yeah didn't barrel cement ocean you Adam that's your solution for everything good scream you don't get it I'm madly madly in love with crazy in love oh is that song crazy and love Beyonce I can name why don't you just say okay we're dating and then call the cops just pretend you're interested then no Joey it ah no TV and no beer make homer so funny he said I love you madly I met I mean problem solved so it really solved itself all right going to school the next day I'm fine nope was that a shot of her house it grew legs well we established it could like unlock itself it's evolving and if it if it had a mouth with pointy teeth and googly eyes that would be way better this is a much better met you can do it up button batter up Oh Oh need your fix huh she looks like a heroine how do you ever ring on your thumb it's in Adam all the kids are doing it exactly it's her promise ring promises not to wish so much but still a little bit what a few wishes our Abu if your first wish was I wish I was smart then the movie would have been very different saved a lot of problems I wish I was the smartest person I wish my dad was Ryan Philippi granted what's their excuse for this again I don't know if that's forgetting or just tax fraud slash evasion I don't know being very tried oh no how much money like did you lose literally everything you'd think that there would be I don't know you see to have like unlimited money for a while if you sell the house then you probably got it like a lot of income left over right now anyway even say like 30 million I don't know like that's pretty how many tat how much tax money did he owe 10 while Adam ten years four billion dollars a year this music we good soundtrack this is like a scene from a different but also bad movie I feel like I don't know I don't think you either you guys have seen it there's a lot of similarities to a nerve nope haven't seen it which is something I kind of want to do a commentary on yeah it looked pretty funny Wow I'm he loud getting it's funny she's wearing that like it like ink now it's like in like hers thing so did did the the wish did the wishmaster decide she's not popular in school anymore like what she didn't like throw it away it just disappeared oh yes I guess it's tried to like get her to wish again yeah like you don't you yeah remember how good those wishes fell do it again first taste was free [ __ ] but now I don't mean like I don't know actually didn't even cast as the voice of the box but how come it's allowed to take away her wishes even if she didn't really technically get rid of it she she is the one who should have said no backsies oh yeah I killed her too man I can't even keep track anymore there's so much death on my hands it's crazy but man I love wishes and that purse is still worth it guys take her purse away can't take my purse hey Chess Club Meredith that girl's name is not Meredith I'm sorry why what do you think no murder this is just a really Scottish Slayer you disgust me it's like it's like oh man you saw what it did to O'Reilly [Laughter] it was a Riley girl fight literally it was right why do you bring it to school I didn't grow a leg he's just rink I'm redheads the only way she could find out right I hope nothing bad happens I'm unconscious that a hundo percent would not kill you know that not not in the way that we saw it it's mine I love wishes whatever what is he a paramedic uh not my fault look let's not overreact here I can just wish for a new June problem solved a new less box stealing June I love how she's a drug addict now she can't get the cap off I just wanted I just like it like furniture so did her friend wish for things to go bad for her now I don't know I don't think yes it's because she parted ways I bet it undid what you would think that it I don't know like it said it undid itself but that like it didn't undo anything other like if it takes back some of the wishes you think that some of the things would be better you know like why isn't there dog bag you say where word dog would stuff like the blood sacrifice stage I don't know sacrifice is not a part of the contract this is really great acting by the way can we just appreciate this for a minute um there's the reason she's a two-time Oscar winner they gave her a pre-emptive Oscar for Slenderman didn't like they didn't they didn't touch their old house they kind of just left it there and kept paying for it and oh man ready to move time passed like we're definitely gonna lose this new house so we should probably hang on to the old one and keep it all in the same order you know just get on the order as the we filmed all the scenes in the house okay leave all our stuff think very carefully you know that this works word your wish she's still figuring it out very carefully that's specific okay go that's a YouTube band and a regular band it's a YouTube band let's be honest feeling that they're around before YouTube was the thing no they weren't okay wait what does she still have coffee on her sweater yes wow this box it was ice on it actually zombie Mojave zombie mama zombie one we did it great brains oh oh who are these [Laughter] [ __ ] came and went for like Ted seed s knowledge that she has sisters now so does she now have the memories of growing up with them nope nope and that's bananas because she seemed really confused by those new sisters her dad's not a dumpster dad you're not made of trash anymore well happy birthday you know I hope things are good what does the movie just ended now haha don't make a wish because that would be a 7th and apparently it works long distance so if you just wished for a better brain like that's all you'd need a wish my brain wasn't so bad what if what if she didn't made that wish and then she just got a brainer she found a brain in the drawer just like bored is her where you go then her second wish no the ironic twist is her her brain grows and just like explodes her skull exactly no it's like it's like it was just like I wish it was in my head it just instantly gets teleported ahead gosh I just like gets it dies from lucky 9 your ISM okay we get it now wait a minute was the famous shot earlier wait a minute my men killed my mom was who many with his dog the whole time I don't know how to swear so if her mom never killed herself than Dwight is everything else still why'd she paint that I guess cuz she still had the I was the [ __ ] with her daughter this is your fault mom I wish you were still dead wait she just realized that her mom had the thing uh uh - oriental music love these subtitles music box music playing chainsaw engine revving OH trade your mom for a dad hey quit being an idiot come on maybe dumpster diving was a less hazardous oh here we go I mean if you have to have one parent I feel like mom is the better option of these two of these two I don't know I'm not generally like one lives in garbage and one doesn't so oops oh he has a name you're not even okay right out this timeline for a bit yeah see what happens you might not miss him [Laughter] yes say that out loud just in case the audio you really really dumb cuz we know that they are I wish from our wishes her acting is so cringy well if she wishes that she wants to then that would change nothing she didn't phrase listen I want to yeah my final wish is that I want to go back not my final wish is that I should go back well and wish granted now you want to go back congratulations that would be that'd be the greatest end to be really funny but she figured that out and set it out loud to the oh wait a minute she just looks at the camera burning desire to return to that day and I think but I can't well see you next time folks hang on stop hanging out with Danny Glover he's a bad influence Meredith what if you wished instead of two when you found the box two before your mom killed herself yeah before your mom just lived you know the same ten years again what if you wished you were a little bit taller or that you were a baller what if you wished about a girl who looked good you could call her what if you wished that the box never existed what would happen ooh she's not smart in dangerous territory wait like old times these two go dumpster diving when she was ten yeah with my dad the sea captain and dig laughter sorry your dog from dying are you gonna stop any of it I mean the dog is super super old always on her about like her garburator are you gonna like thank your uncle or whoever that is be like hey Oh watch out for the bathtub okay fine I'm not worried about it how did you he was the one that found it well so that's her uncle what like why doesn't he give him the you know exactly where it was that's a great question and one that you should probably not ask if you want to sleep well tonight she just starts wishing again because she's an idiot go back again cuz it's a great day I wish that I want to go back again Wow cool man we go skiing told you buddy what a great way to brag told you my kid Mike is a natural dumpster diver she's gonna be homeless she finds the best garbage this kid trash master oh [ __ ] wonder what what the budget for this movie was a hundred and fifty dollars whoo hey Tony Hawk kickflip nine holy skitter I know there's no way that's not a great angle for that shot you're way too close buddy guys we crying there's an ominous Asian on screen oriental damn it I got it wrong I blew Mick farts this is like Groundhog Day again it's like you know he's just making use of the knowledge that you got from the other timeline she's Bill Murray he's Andie MacDowell oh so much why did you just remind me she's I think we lost her i from starring roles in movies she's around I assume also I'm crazy that's a lie that's just a lie in this timeline hey guys you know I'm trying I'm trying to cast the rest of this movie as a ground dog day so June is Stephen Tobolowsky Ned Ryerson and then I guess her dad is Brian doyle-murray and her dog is the groundhog I'm just very impressed that you know the names of all the actors I can go about 17 actors deep on a groundhog very impressive I try you can tell it's cold cuz their ears are beet red look at our ears it's cold out it's cold that it's colder than the movie frozen which one consensual you didn't caught something ominous and oriental yeah that was a girl what are you doing did that was I don't think they feel too bad about it I just smiled the crouching tiger wire foo they did for that maybe you shouldn't just walk into the middle of the road I don't understand [ __ ] like where words where was she I shouldn't have wished that I got hit by a car this is him I don't she took like one step she was over here okay this is her thinking face finally I figured it'd happen I finally got it keep going this is still in keep going how did she hold still for so long it was the dog thanks John are leonetti if that Oh annals a movie appropriate song I love it happy deathday what is what is this what are we watching this is how the music box got its powers oh I get it huh what the [ __ ] okay why don't we learn I learned that you've seen this movie a lot of times yeah and I'm a little worried about you is at least my third or fourth oh man this is my second time but somehow it just all came back to me like a like a like a wonderful memory we were talking earlier Guilin a both seen it once and we remember a lot more about like I can actually recall like point by point better than I can recall there's something memorable about this nonsense movie man by the way these closing credits seem more interesting than the moon oh yeah this is like way more visually interesting yeah this is all there could be oh that was Ryan Philippi wait what Wow the I didn't know that like the dad yeah the guy I joked he was he was holy [ __ ] oh that's great oh what a time to be alive I love it or dead depending on what stupid wishes you make yeah wish applause be careful what you wish ja a king will return in wish upon to well shut it see hey I was the Asian kid what's this a box why do you know how do you know to bury it cuz he's old he's they know stuff they're lucky they're not like us their bones are made of paper [ __ ] he had already finished burying her body love that like yeah well give us a grin dude give us a grin I wish oh it's in the shade no back slice wish granted boom what yeah I thought he couldn't read ancient Egyptian or I'm sorry what mrs. bow did you miss this whole movie what are these oh that's no is something this is like the same beat and and bass rhythm is that is Phoenix yeah I thought it was pumped up kicks' oh but it's not kids with the Pumped Up Kicks all the other kids with the Pumped Up Kicks are you sure stop the song it's the same music you can't just do that m4 always watching over us Oh kimchi Kim's [ __ ] dead we can agree on that Kim made a bad wish oh yeah or or seven or someone made a bad wish and she died and sure good what was your favorite scenes the one with the guy from 13 reasons one hey what about you idiot I love I can watch the garburator seen so many times it's just a great scene it makes I'd love just how just the button just moves like ten feet as soon as her hair gets caught in it it's just that was good it's amazing filmmaking I love it I think like you got to give credit to the final scene like oh yeah it's it just brings it all together so so nicely yeah and brilliantly I think I think my favorite scene is when she said smegma and then read the death of smegma class in the sickest of burns yeah amazing yeah she looked that up in the ear a mish kid [Music] [Applause] [Music] just play backwards no no you play it backwards then you'll hear you're talking to Satan well I do do that too it's in my blood yeah Ryan oi kid oh [ __ ] and I said that earlier but you guys were talking and nobody noticed it glad Adam would you like some attention yeah that's my wish everybody would pay attention to me wait did you like did you actually say what did you say what did you say I said Iran no kid no that's not dictionary backwards that's something [ __ ] back haha actually something [ __ ] backwards would be that word backwards you don't spell it out backwards you say it phonetic backwards otherwise you run away no and see this is thing you guys play better team play back my my Sega and Adam sing and you guys can tell me who which of us you be the judge guys guys right in to the Wyatt what stupid YMS are what one two three main street or put on the red earth USA VFX ooh they're on some very their real [ __ ] I wanna I want to know which game you crafty Apes Adam you can't call them that anymore I don't feel good just the worst person keep that in no no I was wish upon Canada production services I wish upon Canada sometimes well this is what happened to post a minor horror movies you can watch on Halloween I hope I hope you had a spooky I hope you had a spooked Ober yeah I hope I hope you had a great scare I hope that you were scared I hope you pick us picked all these syringes out of your apples and had a happy and safe Halloween my final wish are they are isn't that what they're doing nails its needles no do the ridges sir just the whole [ __ ] thing with the two you don't leave the whole thing [Laughter] weeds legal now so we're gonna see like pot cookies well old man like propaganda like oh no watch out your kids are gonna get drugged bike pot the events characters and incidents portrayed in the names here in our fictitious in a similarity to the name character or history or actual person or entity living or dead is entirely coincidental and unintentional my final wish is that we're all gonna die synecdoche and it looks like that's gonna come true thanks I'll Ryan pictures goodbye everybody sleep well happy Halloween boo Boop that should be that should be a ghost thing poop

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Published: Sun Oct 28 2018

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[u/ErnestoPresso]

Time to get my legal copy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[u/UglyPuggly]

It's on amazing prime I think for you prime bois

[u/bronzetigermask]

Anyone less lazy than me willing to make a dub over edit that I can watch?

[u/StoreSusan]

I saw it like 4 days ago, guess I'll have to watch this master piece again

[u/phantom_fonte]

Oof. I swear that one guy takes up more and more space each commentary