hello and welcome to YMS commentary track number 7 the actual commentary has not started yet this is just a little intro to help you get set up basically this video is just our commentary and you are responsible for finding your own copy of the film this time we decided to go with the movie known as nerve you can watch along using this YouTube video or use the audio downloads found in the description just like all my other content this is completely free and I appreciate those of you helping out on patreon making this possible the release we recorded over is the North American blu-ray running at 24 frames per second in case you're experiencing any sync issues I'll be showing small amounts of the film at the start of each new blu-ray chapter here's a tip try to make sure that your copy is actually 24 frames per second here's another tip try watching the movie with subtitles on anyway I hope you enjoyed this commentary trek over this really shitty dumb boring excuse for a movie stay tuned for the admin pals edit coming later thank you and enjoy hello everybody this is a very special film here like all in the way that a kid with disabilities is very special yes yes it's called nerve you got some nerve showing me this movie Adam goose nor gaël has seen this before I saw it twice in theaters oh wow same day no not some day that was impressive is this how yeah it starts but it's not unfriended you sure where is it is this gonna be one of those like only on a computer movies it's one of your prank TV shows where you show us unfriended again no I've stopped that you say that but this looks a lot like so far I'm gonna say at least they're using a little impressed they have actually yeah he's a nice book beaming bmail and I suppose and big suppose take the soundtrack her name is Venus I highlight things like that yeah that's weight class of 2020 is this the future she's like very far away from graduating real early acceptance yes hmm to whom it may concern I see the old ways of addressing letters has come back into style I hope your letter finds you well there's been many days and fortnight my dearest my plum my poo who's that that's her daddy I think this is super fast typer man this is a wholly crazy I've never seen that he seems like a bad boy I've never seen exposition delivered so bravely before I don't often call a movie brave but but every time I watch that Pixar movie brave I say that's brave you say it a lot you guys know who this is it's Julia Roberts's hot nice is it it is didn't Eric Roberts his daughter Emma Roberts nice washing the daughter of Julia Roberts is hot brother mm-hmm enough post straight up pop oh yes he Franco wait is James Franco in this movie I mean I it was literally I know I saw one thing so maybe he's in a movie there is a Franco in this movie wha that's what the good one yes excellent this is this is a film that stars actors who have much more famous really really this is basically the concept noise Jesus man taught me Jayden's in this is oh wait what's are we getting his position I know wait is Brian doyle-murray game both is this one of those like anonymous videos like on YouTube really they get like the guy never will it's a new game you gotta be a watch or a player I don't understand like is this oh no oh think I know what watching or playing it this like this is a commentary on what social acceptance and the quest for Facebook life's can do to a person or as I call it stupid black mirror where have I seen her Juliette Lewis who always plays a person or a serial killer which one will she be tonight let's find out will it be enough man every line of dialogue so far has just been exposition will it be a natural mother such annoying or an i am sam situation no you can't list the person on here they can be i don't nobody wants to sleep on me i'm gonna give you two good will I'm gonna give you two hunting ah it's not your fault it's not your fault I think they're incestuous is this like the piano teacher hold on is that my I'm gonna that daughter man what a say they ain't nothing with which to I see wu-tang more often as posters and shirts and movies than I do in real life you know yeah we're doing is very popular in make believe it good to reference this is a very easy safe reference to make yeah bumpin men 36 chambers whoa 35 seems like enough New York New York it is technically a town New York's that away man whoa she's not a professional photographer she just does this and boy oh I see a fursuit this is automatically a better movie know it kill it with fire No he deserves love too let's go Cougars it's the guy from 30 reasons why the guy this is the guy that's the reason why there's gotta be the guy but they're diesel I shot himself in the head and then he needed a cane he couldn't even kill himself I guess he must have missed this movie just went from good to great I was gonna say let's go Cougars is what they what they shout at the male strip club exactly that guy's into it oh that guy spazzing out on the bench diversity yeah I always loved a movie with like hilarious extras worried if you intentionally look where they think you won't be looking you'll see people doing very funny things yeah ah the direction that guy wears that suit when he's not on the field as well yeah they're really getting their money's worth with this suit I mean they pay for it it has to be on screen guys like that suit home he's doing thriller oh yeah that's that's what you look like would you not do thriller if you were an anthropomorphic cougar I would do thriller at any time of day you're doing thriller right I am literally doing thriller I stopped doing thriller and you're only wearing ha ha the Cougars fuzzy phone case yeah those are lame who has one of those they are G is this like is this nerve is this the game that they're talking about yes they play as it a phone as a mobile game the ninja don't do this just well I wouldn't say many things I would pay $700 for that phone case Oh Oh is she daring to do something she got I think I know what's gonna happen yes is this like oh yeah that's shot it's the talk of zoom out zoom in oh my reality has been Wow ha ha this movie's pg-13 you can't show me underage ass is this movie t13 yeah yes it is it was the air complete wait how does that how does the phone know knows reality has been augmented does it just this is like computer vision it just detects the ass and it goes what if you don't know you just make money off that there's an AI a this isn't a game a game like this is gambling basic it's not gambling this is a independent contracting it's stunt prostitution uh I can't see where this is gonna go wrong yes Machine Gun Kelly what yes I think so oh all right again I don't I don't have tried to figure out how the phones know that the Dare was completely phones get it and the people behind the phones I still don't get it it's a competition who's bobbing judged well you're gonna have to find out God hold on is that girl in the middle the asian guy from 13 reasons why I think you got it this time thank God really natural dialog okay it's good money and this totally wouldn't be legislated by the government or taxed this made it onto the Apple Store yeah this uh this kind of existed in real life mm-hmm did it yeah what's called the battle cam oh yeah yeah I think I heard about that yeah Billy the fridge did it we both like we know someone who has done this that's really weird - yeah how long did that was I think it's sort of still it was run by like an insane Greek billionaire yeah those sounds about right paid people to do dumb on cam it's probably key oh yeah but like this is just like real this is a duck this might be a documentary one time I got paid to commit suicide on cam how much you get freedom this is a pretty diverse group of friends this is almost as diverse as my group of friends you don't have any friends this is almost as diverse as my AOL chat room diverse in age yeah from 90 to 60 yeah this room friends doesn't even have a kid in it uh-oh shows your tits Chuck look like I just said that guess it's average you just just stares that his dude's dick for fun he's shiny like they haven't seen it is she gonna wet that her dick ooh Emma PS it's for a friend there's too many actresses this age named Emma we got we got a narrow it down there's Stone Watson Roberts we got an axe at least one maybe two oh you know it's gonna be really funny when all the kids that were named Elsa are adults in already gonna be great because in the 2013 there was a huge boom of Elsa names so in some amount of time there's gonna be a lot of Elsa's I can't I can't wait in in 23 years for all the kids named Donald J Trump again with this yep music you gotta have a banger soundtrack and with these like you 28 year old actress movies teenage is for young people me as a young person I relate to this REE the as as a 30 year old pretending to be in high school won't be more reasons I relate to this well we do know you spend a lot of time around high schools well I did until the incident the restraining order like 300 feet men 300 feet is longer than it seems oh man I want to be popular the boy doesn't like me she got to talk with him she got to Mack with JP and this is all because she did the dare not because she has social skills and left the table and no one has social skills anymore it is for 2020 those watch her are you a player Scott I like to mm-hmm she's got a sick computer screen is this sorry was that a touchscreen Mac that doesn't exist man this is already a great UI yeah this is like an anonymous video this is that it's like one of those anonymous videos that just post it on the YouTube channel this game has only played once ever like there will be a winner this is an ongoing yeah so this is this is basically unfriended meets ready player one meets truth or dare meets or dare don't tell the cops hold on wait wait wait first of all snitches get stitches and get scratches but second of all this very public app is saying don't he's not aware of this this is what everyone else is yes okay it's just for young people dumb or apps adults pretending to be uncommon thats why you need to hire teenage i was gonna say i I knew that coughs you just start using the internet one day don't figure it out maybe in 2025 the police give a few years okay so it's got her fingerprint now yeah and as you know as everyone knows your fingerprint is linked to your facebook profile and your neck sopia and like and your friend stir right in your myspace all of our Amazon purchases everything I gotta do it so like what what happens if you don't like you'll find now if you die in the game you die in their life yeah that's like the matrix I don't I'm ready also like we so much aesthetic question marks in this like those people know I liked those a lot and you will say nothing any aesthetic question mark those were very cool oh I'm literally making me I'm making an Amazon wish list of all the things I want from this movie I want those seat belts I want that phone case I want that Emma Roberts on the oh dude this is do you dick on multiverses can we get a passenger side oh it's oh man every up man if every teen movie could have a passenger side job the high degree of difficulty really makes it man her acting is so Zeller like probably as good as her mother's aunts whatever actually no it probably is as good as her mother yeah who is not an actress but probably also as good as her oscar-winning ants how do they people watching now it's a stranger yeah are they gonna go through every one of her Facebook friends as they're watching this or do they have like retina scanners to tell like who everybody is also can't you just walk up to a guy and go y'all give you 50 bucks if you kiss me right now for ten seconds because it's also nerve I'm like alright yeah and you're surrounded people and ask them what just like propose like ten different people eventually someone's gonna say yeah I'll go to a home you know if you're doing it for a dare you could kiss a girl right that's true wait and you might like it did it's a boy or person I think it says a stranger yeah there's hurry Adam Adam it's 2020 there are no genders anymore yeah like how the viewer account is increasing just cuz like mailman was that Tucker and or Dave it's Jay elect but does he know I got it back he reads Virginia Woolf too yeah I'm right Australia it was on our Amazon I'm ready for this reveal you know he's got his book up to his face I wonder what he looks like Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf who is afraid of the big bad Virginia I'm ready for this yup gonna be the most predictable and like who do you think this who do you think it is it's a person it's gotta be Kyle Garcia Bernal but he's doing the commentary Tyler the Creator you got it mmm what's Danny Glover oh it's my third favorite Franco brother wait there's three there's three the other one doesn't really do anything but I still like him more than that Tom I'm a real Tom Franco guy one of the most I mean over the years Tom Franco has annoyed me the least of the three Franco brothers like how Trey Smith is the least annoying go to the Smith fan did what is with this viewcount man she hasn't done anything yet yeah I got Dave Franco I started watching cuz he's helping him that's that's not seconds he's doing some dumb something that this film does really only they attempt to make dave Franco this like young sex symbol for four teams he's 31 I believe and it's just like I'm sorry like I get they have a famous brother but it's not like you're unattractive but you're not you're not like a teen heartthrob he's a weasel he looks like a weasel you can't there's a reason he's always a bad guy PS I guarantee you he's a bad guy in this and I have not seen this movie he looks like a dick probably is a dick sorry and also I guarantee you you know he was over 30 when they made this yep we okay he's good Dave I take it all back that was pretty smooth I was probably like his 70th take what a cool jacket they call him one take Dave for a reason everybody's daring is she like falling in love with him because he's doing something that he literally is being paid to do because he's Dave Franco the third hottest Franco brother what a dreamer I'm like yeah that smile does not spell teen heartthrob I'm sorry she's got nice teeth a little too nice yeah suspiciously nice yeah I don't trust those teeth I don't trust those teeth as far as I can throw them which is pretty far his teeth are like I'm actually like rattled by them using real internet things cuz so few movies do yeah no one knows what the where the name Venus comes from it's so rare there is also an unfortunate typo on her birth certificate damn what an he took a fry the the typo was instead of an S there was an M so people call their venom venom wait what what is this this isn't a game this is like one of those porn like chat things or you just tell them to do ChatterBait yeah for dares for pg-13 movies are they gonna ask her to him is that even legal I mean I assume that's where this going like even though even though I also assume all the people in this are playing underage people which is an interesting dichotomy this happens a lot in films where you got like quote-unquote high school students that are all like 30 but they get to make out because they're legal like when they're filming by the characters like in the context that I'm unhappy like can you can you like make Lolita with like Nicole Kidman does that work I don't know go - Nicole Kidman current Nicole Kidman that's why that's exactly what I'm going for Emmy winner Nicole Kidman well now I'm hooked I like how her eyes are most of her face well you're forgetting about our teeth oh is what I call dude it's got lights it's got Dave Franco on it that's a good bike what was the deer what was it there was it like go with him or something I think it was his bike I don't know Ben Affleck is see previous movie commentary and she's way popular do all of our movie commentaries have a shared universe I think so nice 13 reasons why movies all movies reasons why wonder if all bikers carry a spare helmet with them just in case they get to pick up some some ho wonder if all bikers are gay it's probably true I wonder if all bikers are gonna die sooner than the rest of the population because it's a stupid thing to do Oh Alan all good questions it's all fun and games and toys or if the watch people die subreddit yeah that'll change your outlook ah this movie is already starting to get on get on your what get on get on my nerves mmm you should be a film critic that belongs on the cover it belongs in a museum I love how many songs there are in this movie me too you know what I like it a movie a lot of songs I like when they're really good songs I like when their songs right I like when their songs for my generation the doors a teenager perpetual teenager I mean mentally sure or like physically like Andy Milonakis that's not lens flare oh I have the badlands their baby will be named vien I like it ha ha ha I'm pretending to fart what a good dare 5,000 people watching clearly all fart fetishists I would be more impressed if they were real farts yeah it's step it up a notch on the street yeah Jory showed your ass you ain't cool unless you your pants I'm just loving all this social media attention please don't use that urban patois in front of the black guy it offends all of us oh my god oh why does she have a lot of watches she did one thing she's hanging out on a motorcycle oh that thing it was kissing dave franco god I'm sorry I'm sorry have you kissed dave Franco no no that's why you have dignity and no Watchers let's that's also true I've kissed pictures of dave Franco that's why you have more Watchers Oh Dave I loved you and now you see me - mmm smooch smooch smooch smooch as my Adam impression also how could now you see me to not be called now you don't like what what an absolute failure of a movie and the people running it it could be called now me see you or are the the prequel then then then you'll see me Oh Dave I loved you and if Beale Street could talk oh yeah I wish man oh yeah you was a Jewish man for like a very short scene culturally appropriating T I dare you to pull the plug on a cancer patient oh man I really hope that happens Juliet I don't understand why you're not mentally ill or a serial killer these are the only things I know you have I enjoyed that Jared bank account with my mom all this money coming from nowhere that's odd I like here it's direct deposit not like PayPal or something hey it's the portrait coin should have been going they should have anticipated Bitcoin because you think that if they're running this operation illegally they'd have to use some sort of cryptocurrency right that's true this doesn't seem like a crypto situation you seem like they're keeping it a secret but what's the bank I wing-like the bank can see what what's happening like they can see who's sending the money yeah therefore exactly the bank has to report to the authorities um no they don't because snitches get stitches the bank is all pawns in their game they're all playing they're in on it it's a national and international secret hmm what was this there look at nice dress I think try on a dress which is like why is how is that a dare write it there just I'll try on a dress right now for free yeah gotta lure in with something easy I'm wearing a dress right now that I tried on this is uh this is really stupid what I mean I believe it hoity-toity shop I wasn't trying to sync up with her saying quiet but that happened after I said it yeah like why just ask to try it on sure not illegal yeah they don't like get upset fatty I don't think a livery pretty sure like $4,000 dresses are usually like custom and then you know yeah they don't maybe in her size she just pulled it up from stock yeah yeah I have this $4,000 let me see if I have ten more in the back also the way that she was approaching her being like Oh cute I don't believe you sort of thing like it's implied that she thought like oh what a poor girl oh yeah this rationally this trashy poor girl this this well-dressed mo Roberts yeah who would think she could try on a dress like they're they're trying to do that but with the sports jacket like oh yeah she's so homely early yeah yeah like but they always never fully plan always funny committing these kinds of movies they always have to make the female lead very pretty yeah at the same time I never have the balls to scar up her face except and ready player one remember that yeah that was so brave oh yeah wait the way the Charles Ray was so hideous and yet yeah it was still casting stunning and brave men if she talked like that the whole movie that's what put her hair down and she's pretty now what she wasn't pretty before also also one of the comments like on the thing was I'd rather her transgender brother I've seen really yeah I'd rather it was like I'd rather see her transgender brother or something I'm surprised where to god I didn't say anything but it was like I couldn't hardly I'm surprised they posted my comment holy what are the odds I'm not following you yeah this is literally just like porn chapter room where you get like paid for it I don't know what they're called he's wearing such dirty shoes I hope I never shoot myself in the head this kid was so straight-edged this is twenty dollars for twenty four hours of watching people write on that cycle horrible that's a scam Netflix forever what whoa obviously many different angles gonna say why is there like ten different angles of that there's a bunch of people is this a six camera shoot the Hamptons is where rich people go I'm still trying to find all these other kids that are apparently filming them here but they're not to be found oh there's one you're always trying to find kids Machine Gun Kelly he's back give us a rap about em yeah they skiing yeah what the air was to steal their clothes she was what what the what is this business model how does this work this is just like money laundering I mean it probably goes like well that's insane you go to break it to a bank and steal all the jewels and you'll get $150 also make sure you put them in this deposit sir also if you're gonna hang out you are away from your clothes you know how the bank is the bank has all the jewels I'm thinking of like the old bags are the massive circular vault that you open and there's like diamonds and treasure yeah that's what I'm thinking those are pretty cool and if they didn't just wander so far away from their clothes then this couldn't have happened correct if they were just hanging out next to the dressing room and not just going somewhere else for a while for some reason my name is Venus Delmonico yeah parents named me after a planet and a stake you left your wallet unattended in like a completely different room for no reason wait hell what they have two minutes to take off the dress and run out of the store why does you just have to take the dress take take she's getting paid $2,500 yeah just take the dress if she got paid that she could afford a half of the dress yeah you just walk out for a minute and come back in like there's so many ways you could we could play oh my god they're doing it oh yeah hype soundtrack also they don't have to take off all their clothes guys I can't handle another cool song get some garbage bags man rims he got abs he's a teen heartthrob he's a 31 year old teen heartthrob what does it take to get out of a store it's a big store there it's a department store we have to go through all the departments oh no people not wearing a lot of clothes no my day is ruined I'd have taken the stairs yeah no your exit interesting choice if somebody else comes in the elevator that's the fourth floor somebody else what is this store what does this store this variety Doral rich people need a lot of floors in their stores yeah what are you what are you going to one game or story take the stairs now Oh kill that woman look at look at it going yeah this is so much fun ready he knew they would be there I guess he was watching them on his second phone yeah all right Dave against my better judgment I'm upgrading you to second hottest Franco brother but Tom still takes the cake you'd think some of these clips would be posted like cross posted to YouTube no it's dark webs yeah keep it a secret and quote unquote kids yeah look at all these 38 year old kids what the what what how did that very get another one in your ear close the clothes they had it in the store somebody got dared to pay for them someone got dared to pay for them how is she to get dared like 10 grand I hope more than the cost of the clothes otherwise that's a there ha ha ha wow that's so genuine oh these are great actors let's hope that never comes back what is this I don't maybe maybe you could do an OTB wu-tang reference and die good one Scott I was happy with it oh sorry I was dared to forget how to park sorry I was dared to drive like the person in my backseat what she what in like two hours she made it to the top - yeah pretty you'd think that there would be like similar kind of dares being yeah for other people that are also pretty huh it's almost like pretty blonde girls have some sort of advantage in life got him yeah I don't get how you think being that be in the top ten like she made the leaderboard of this game in two hours this is a game did the game start three hours ago I feel like it seems like it's as pretty a shtetl so this thing's not that many players all things cuz they're in New York International this is New York and like people are getting paid like three grand a dare you'd think like shouldn't be all over the place before the police shut it down cuz like that's what this how this works right it's like what the police don't use the internet as is established this is true so there should be even more players there should there should be cops using this I love these shots to fill up time while the soundtrack plays show us another bridge from a distance also like the color palette on this is just slowly just eating away at my soul is kind of obnoxious it's orange in blue the poor man's winding riffin film lots of contrast yeah if you told me like Nicolas Winding or evident made this I believe you it's a drug it's it's drive for my generation more blue oh white an art hey orange balls like we are complementary colors let's give credit words do me tattoos tattoo my face on your face $8.00 the only complementary colors I think are orange and milk I the dara'a let him choose your tattoo not boss him around until you land on something you both like now that one was a freebie it's got a tiny little died it'll look like a mole can you tattoo yourself to look more like James Franco tattoo yourself to look like Marilyn Monroe dead it's just a dick you know by today standards Marilyn Monroe would be considered fat because she was fat this is illegal I mean even if it wasn't like what's wrong it just it's you're getting paid five grand you can like get that tattoo removed do you like it doesn't cost that much does it's illegal to watch videos while you're driving oh that's what you're talking about also you need parental permission to get a tattoo under 18 shared baby out oh yeah the shirt account thing is that steam that almost looked like seeing is that about what a valve a steam rolling this are they steam Punk's hella steam punk did did woo Tank produce this movie yes what is with all the references don't ha she's white don't dance and sing while you're getting tattooed I don't think she knows how getting tattooed works there may there may be some gaps in her knowledge I'm also I'm like still like kind of trigger to the fact that this is being referred to as a game like when you move your arms you're moving your shoulder blades yes off do you want the tattoo to look good or not no you've addressed this we're really got it we're really hitting this point hard I feel like I'm being sold something I really hope just like when we see the credits it's just like executive producers or RZA Jessa Nathan write one and go space killer wu-tang don't die on me he didn't afraid of anything he didn't afraid of anything you know what guys he was very brave he didn't afraid of anything that was aggressive I thought no don't this this guy is my new favorite character I want to see a movie about him it's all we ever do now who say how'd you get out of Litchfield from orange is the new black and not dead spoiler season 5 don't spoil I mean I wasn't gonna watch it but don't spoil Aruba Jamaica ooh I want to take you gonna mesh up my rating it's like well season 3 episode 1 black mirror I'm rated 4.7 stars on the dark web don't mess it up for me really I can by child porn with no questions asked this is so stupid I hope dave franco does it turn out to be a dick like in every single movie and television show he's ever been in except for if BL Street could talk I'm Adam he was Jewish in that the disaster artist also Jewish I didn't mean for her to become popular yeah that's my job batch so angry don't be a bad I love realistic high school party I wish I could still go to those but the restraint legally yeah every high school student has placed a restraining order on you and go somewhere blue or orange but that's it she would take vets is gonna be blue is gonna be orange well they were somewhere blue so there's gotta be somewhere or it gotta be orange hmm dark web or doing the Onion Router spoken like someone who is purchase child porn before her you're an idiot I've never paid for time once i torrent all my chump hmm the is getting huge this guy could win stolen bike well I can't I have time to meme it it's like haha after Seattle huh bapak but I've been to Seattle leave a mess yeah it was a metaphor yeah the color correction is kind of obnoxious in this movie they forgot get to 88 miles per hour and you can travel through time it's like it's like a music video you know like a shitty music video you could do like this but time for a natural selection to take its course I mean how fast can you get from zero to 60 on that cuz you could just do like a short run you don't even need directions right like it doesn't say driver around for 60 miles an hour blindfold it says get to 60 miles an hour blindfolded do that like I don't know like 60 miles is different from 60 kilometers though yeah you can lady 5 seconds on a motorcycle Hey MGK cool thanks so that's like that man was the dark web I just want to know how this tournament work is this like a round-robin like what's the tournament for me I was gonna say like the elimination bracket double elimination is there a loser's bracket I meant and the winner goes to yeah like he just says see on the finals how does it work does just like take the top 10 people and just that's the finals like I don't this makes no sense that man was dark web not to be confused with Marc Webb director of the amazing spider-man 2 Adam there's no way that somebody named Webb would could have directed amazing spider-man that's too silly not for Sony in fact I'm sure that's why they hired him honestly oh this is too good we have to do this whoa Sony speak of the devil also how I got my got my motorcycle clothes on she should probably wear a helmet yeah I guess ok guys we're good we good New York F star star starring City forking that's not a pal I'm from New York for consider uh green but that's not one of our two colors taking her time yeah just like accelerate really slowly also we're on the streets of New York would you have a chance to get up to sixty you're doing really poorly how does he know he has a sticker on his helmet though New York cab drivers know everything that's why I say like this is like literally impossible and loosen could be just a cool little deck law that seems like the much more obvious thing to assume if you were seeing it from the outside he could really easily see out the crack at the top from that way to easily do a peek just tilt your head lower it's not the only crack I'd like to see out of yeah I got it that was a really good camera angle for just a phone attached to wait how is she navigating him through this traffic issue she get she's like you squeezing with her with her inner thighs like like if you're riding a horse like oh like he so clearly sees everything in front of him just by like how he's navigating like he's not like jerking or anything it's just like smoothly avoiding traffic like there's no way anyone could go straight blindfolded even if you got someone telling you where to go you literally cannot walk or drive straight she's an experienced she just told him the next light is green and she knew it was red and she should be charged with attempted murder well it's just cuz you need to do today who among us has never tried to kill Dave Franco that's the dream killer why did you do that you couldn't pick someone up like all so she just steering now like I'm trying to figure this out no they've figured out the method it's it's by a series of subtle thigh squeezes yeah this is really believable you could accelerate so much faster than that mask hey wait and her name is V for Vendetta mm-hmm at least it wasn't a girl Foxx mask I wouldn't mind seeing the girl Fox yeah a lot of thriller suspense who's got that angle that's a good question again a multi-camera shoot that guy who did that crane shot oh dude we're not watching them anymore who knows we might be that wasn't even a dare you cheap good girl I'm taking a cab so dumb man our relatives are so famous also I guess we it was Orange it was Orange guys for those those give me score it was just already we're still on the edge of your seats about that one for dick yes definitely pizza not me I want to be famous okay listen I'm gonna kill myself on camera right now you no-good dare yeah well I wonder I wonder if this side character who doesn't matter is going to meet with any little accidents she's fine she's gonna be in a rap video it's me the dark web dark web brother of Mark when Mark and dark the web boys let's what like some sort of Suicide Squad but you're racing her I'm from high school very quiet music at this party you can hear the rustling of their clothes oh is that how it works in 2020 NFC you just tap your phone someone else's phone and yet the police still can't use the Internet hey man in 2020 NFC stands for no Caucasians white genocide he does look like a bit of a Nazi doesn't he's he's lars von trier son okay I'm a Nazi no Machine Gun Kelly is nothing is not Machine Gun Kelly von trier that's bad hacking somewhat early someone's tricking me it's a really funny ology hacker they're trying to ruin my life yeah it's probably a NATO this is Flair holy executive producer JJ Abrams look at all this JJ Abrams was molested by a lens flare when he was a child you're a liar he looks like he's eating three slices of pizza stacked on each other their New York slices like I know you do the fold that looked like multiple folds it's got a good flop Frankie speaking of multiple folds let's uh let's get Emma Roberts pants off no I said like all the movies like we do or like really the same universe this is like the opening scene from faceoff Oh someone that child's gonna get murdered yeah too bad they're all in their late 20s and early 30s can someone do a compilation of romantic nighttime carousel scenes we're super we are the the lights in the background are focused to look like balls that are out of focus is they look a little little circles cuz I feel like there's a lot of those maybe not always at a carousel but it's so cliched it's like ah we love each other now and then all of those balls hang out these bad boys like represent our love all the time these balls represent the ones I want to drain into you ooh saucy it's it's all metaphors you see it's a deep movie speaking of deep how deep engine no no no we're pictures she's fat is he getting a boner or is there something this movie's not telling us about this character and a prior relationship with this other character hmm look at that horse you know such funny faces and anyone knows about funny faced horses it's a de God takes one to know one no liking this wait who's filming them I guess they're sure whoever we've established no it's like whoever is filming filming them but like dip got they're miked really well oh yeah here clear like in the shadow we got a boom operator we can she's got a last a bunch of stalkers like it was like an over-the-shoulder shot like he would do have this he would have to be standing right behind dave franco there's no way she wouldn't see the guy with a phone please do not feel sorry Dave you're in it again the script Lee was you're removing your arm the whole time the one that him vaguely resembles a lighthouse it does not work when he's trying to be like romantic and no no I mean the creep it's just Franco looks like a great play to your strengths hmm more like hit and miss not my favorite clothes oh so is this the Watchers coming up with a dare um like is that how it works to the Watchers come up with the dares I'll just say what's the whoa party aah slo-mo I'm just imagining the director telling them all to do this and just how awkward this is probably with no music no music director has a raging hard-on phone case what do I have to do to get that phone case or that ladder I just want you said I'm so susceptible to advertisers like what that ladder the cop Gold Cup gold Solo Cup holy that's for reading the future eyeball ring I'm in this movies the best commercial I wonder if this completely disposable character is going to live through her dares I wonder if she dies if there will be blood there 100 it's pg-13 oh she might not actually die you might not even die I think her apartments big that it connects on the other side how big is it I think it loops around and this space so it goes around to more of her apartment yeah I like that way what this is the implications is New York like how much is she paying for her friends right whose apartment is that yeah who are you to say how many things all my apartment has this bedroom has a sink in it this bedrooms in that guy's house maybe she owns the whole building trust fund you're just supposed to cuz she's wearing a GoPro if she just supposed to straw so you can just do it that yeah it's just on all fours why would you stand easy this is like what about this girl who's got that sick zoom on their phone holy yeah look at how they look at all the way down that is holy how are you how do we see that from where is his son I was gonna say where's her phone she has to be the one filming that oh hey aren't you so she wasn't so who got those shots like she doesn't why did you why does she have to film it if there's ten dip is there someone on her back filming it what was that I don't get why she has to film it if everybody else is filming it what the it didn't count doesn't make any sense I don't make any sense she wasn't filming laughs I put it in your mouth open your mouth I'm not worried about I'm not worried about you I am worried about that phone case huh worried it's the same phone case from that last movie okay so someone's doing a shitty job in filming in vertical god oh if you film in portrait mode you are literally doing a bad job what do you mean if like would it count if she tossed someone her phone and they filmed it yeah why do you have to like since when do you have to be holding your phone who's making up these rules I think they just said to with her they gave us they give us baby's water the beginning and one of them wasn't you have to film yourself doing it yeah did they give her 13 reasons why hmm you suck not the case cases up guys phones cases okay already over and out you're just you're like halfway in good one huh why not just try it again and not fail best part about this text-to-speech voice it's the exact same one that Roger Ebert used oh nice so I just imagined when do you see nice debt that was when the bottom half of his face fell off yeah that's dude which is tragic but it's still funny to imagine there are funny elements to it well him not being able to talk is tragic but this movie using the same voice is funny well I wonder what Roger Ebert comm gave this movie which I don't know why that I'm really hoping this is a real story times and the Machine Gun Kelly is just shelling out for money right now this is like not this is actually not even the movie anymore this is just Machine Gun Kelly trying to make some money I feel like this is not a thing you can do I mean I think this kills you I was so upset that this wasn't an actual stunt you have no idea I was like so ready do you think this is not a practical stunts that's very jaded of you it's very Jaden Smith of you speaking of people with famous relatives you did it but Jaden Smith is an icon living that's true got him even if he's not real because mirrors aren't real you fail you like people fail today I'm out I guess single so we got the answer that one question single elimination did this start tonight I guess I mean is there one every day that's what I wanted to know like the time I need the rules of the game and before the finals are tonight the exact same night she started playing and it immediately got it he's a total amateur complete noob first place the neighbors are old even though my apartment loops around like do you have neighbors also this is still New York right how rich are these kids her mom was just their eyes you have money movie rich and the kids have like cars - what yeah what kill first of all no one in New York has a car second of all kids in New York having cars no this movie is for rich teenagers I'm both of those things this is my kind of movie hey I'm watching for extras doing dumb I do not care about the main characters it's all that really matters uh-huh yeah see like a local celebrity now and like every hour very quickly even though the cops have never heard of this every other human being has yeah somehow I guess cops just aren't human don't snitch they're not human the pigs yes could actually fell and she's also out of yet breathing oxygen so uh I guess we're trying to find out what happens when you bail she committed end game game end I need used to feel better about myself there's someone with a better test not a boyfriend or something no well just somebody something I was cute oh and also she was like oh I really like him but you talked to him for me because I'm I don't know how to do the head but you have to Franco yeah it's acting oh I just I'm just our fault this performance is so good if he was there she would have got across the ladder to her other apartment better I am fascinated with the wrap around apartment what I love these necklaces that they have oh they're like dog tags just to identify people everyone needs a necklace with their name I love this movie like admits that's been like three hours this is amazing it's it's lunch if everybody's filming all this yeah I'm no Herson batteries don't die whoa I feel sorry because I value their relationship this is affecting me emotionally oh man that's writing my thousand people watching these girls deliver guys Scott won't hold my hand while I watch this my heart is really breaking right now it kind of dim mean idea he wasn't able to talk to people and all of a sudden she kisses a random guy so I mean whoa you mean like today and I'm one of those guys who peeks at high schoolers oh you're one of those guys who peeks when high school okay those guys when it rains there's a climax joke yeah well okay skills I can do it doesn't say I can't wear a safety harness that's true there's a lot of things that doesn't say like you know what be really really good at this game say murder people Kennedy hots yeah find a loophole yeah that's true Kenny Kenny from Kenny versus Benny would kill on oh yeah you just find a way to torture Spenny instead yeah get all kinds of all kinds of mysterious money put into his and his mom's joint account ha ha you're so lucky I can tell if she's happy or sad that her friend made it alive well now I'm at the other side of your same ago are they well this part of the apartment is even nicer unless there's just another party happening like nope it's I like your wraparound theory I'm friends with these people now yeah I don't think she left the apartment I think wow I really did it it's the same walls this is same wallpaper hey V it's me Alex from 13 reasons why have you seen my cane oh wow that's funny I believe that is really dumb hi he didn't even really have to do much to get her to MA like he didn't that was a freebie for Hales a super to get paid for that that was nothing nice what's this guy's there Oh wide lens my two best friends tonight guys $7,500 Julia Roberts nice in an elevator challenge accepted Oh such as gusted ah maybe you didn't mayor the first rule of Fight Club aunt whoa what are you what just emergency stop between floors and she runs into a wall whoa all these this mom is clearly doing here officer pay attention to something clearly happening right now this is so oh I'm ready what if he's in on it too so yelling this Michener yes they're not being texts I don't think yes there is a crime being committed what what what what what why isn't Juliette Lewis killed anyone there all yelling snitch at her this cop doesn't see anything suspicious about that to be fair it's the NYPD ooh okay she gave up yeah she tried to go to the cops but clearly it didn't work also it doesn't work that way you don't get yeah you don't get you can deposit money but you can't exactly easily direct deposit that made sense but now it's like what you know I have access to you know they do love their drug I you literally can early all the money in their account you literally cannot withdraw that much punch my words in the face I just he just pushed the screen really punch the lens that's true the fist was at the lens not her okay so he punched her phone I guess he punched her phone super hard and she fainted from the shock I don't know about you I pass that up so much my phone sure my supposed to live without that I know so sparkly it was all a dream it's difficult enough for the person who owns the bank account to withdraw all of them oh yeah no try to try withdrawing all your money see what happens the keys are made up votes also the Machine Gun Kelly have like shoulder pads where's this plugged in it's a Mac it doesn't there's an extension cord huh it's like you wanted stitches they edited this entire video for her there's there's like maize there's this may screensaver or like Windows 98 or some maybe it's like one of those Facebook videos where it just they they have one that an algorithm makes for each per cell just replace the photos there are friends here are pictures man Roger Ebert's really gonna it her up Roger Ebert's gonna throw his lower jaw at her it's awful or as I like to say it's an awful hmm I'm giving that one thumb up because Siskel is also dead where am i oh she's one of the prostitutes in the shipping container from the wire season two she should be dead though was that shipping container heated did they know when she was gonna wake up no she could have just died and this is true you know I mean the punch could have given her a concussion there's lots of things it knocked around it did give her a concussion look at this a little scuff on my cheek from that punch that knocked me out for hours I have brain damage yeah I'm evil up just kind of on reddit it always pisses me off like you should not be encouraging that kind of thing hey anything that clears up traffic unless they land on the street that wouldn't clear up traffic I think it was established earlier that the watchers are just people so like I guess there must be some super watcher not like uatu the watcher from Marvel that's a reference I know they're prisoners of the game oh the third secret catechu door number three I want to be a prisoner why don't you try going to the cops again and showing them evidence what happened you get more stitches from my bank account you don't think you could prove that something happened look why don't you call your more famous brother and get this all cleared up he's gonna sacrifice some stuff for her it's so romantic guys I like this character there has to be another way turns into an infomercial still unclear on the tournament format looks like she spelled the raspberry jam on her face she's a sloppy eater but that's like in time vibes to it I'm a sloppy Skeeter yay more aerial shots to fill up time while the music plays look 90 minutes isn't gonna make itself hey man good time did it and that was good movie that's good right in the name yeah that's this movies problem this isn't called good nurse kick Vee okay I guess the servers are down yeah why is it offline maybe they're in a tunnel I don't know spooby doesn't make sense how does this kid have this car in New York who are you searching reasons why money that's good money we're friends now yeah so this is why he shot himself in the head I don't blame tarted walking on a cane how could it be anonymous when just to sign up you need to how your fingerprints like it's ah because the people that have the fingerprints are telling anybody don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to I love the tiny cut the tiny cut is great oh yeah knocked out four hours from that wound she's a weakling fifteen and six what's that Radio City Music Hall yeah I'm from New York guys don't worry about it the most unrealistic thing is how many of these kids are filming in widescreen in that portrait mode come on nobody does that opens our way oh is this is an open sort of game do you not you know Linux use your Linux is that some anonymous is that anonymous is that the guy who made the game one of the people oh that's the guy I made anonymous I think everybody is a prisoner man cuz this movies like you know our prisoner of social media Oh prisoner exactly man oh man even her even her hood iike for us to thee oh look at this photo everybody living in the moment no phones in sight I hate this like assist people actually get entertainment from watching this like the people that voted all the time on reddit no I mean like this from like that like this kind of movement it's all insane Russians doing it I don't know what is going on in Russia that is making people do this also China yeah boredom nah what the whose drone is this anonymous they've got such a clearly lucrative business that is just not known to authorities or the taxman they're not using cryptocurrency oh yeah despite the fact that they're doing direct deposits into major banks well I technically have one hand and I'm hanging that's true I just also have a second hand that is also hanging who no man you would never pull yourself back doesn't he want to die even with those ABS come Kenny switch hands that's legal right that is why are you off the taxi drive that's why we need Kenny Hotz doesn't easy there come on okay you do it I would uh I would nod hey I think we all know what the F train means I'd like to find Emma Roberts on the F train yeah man she's dressed like a prostitute oh the whole movie she's the cool kiz it until I saw her on the street corner oh that's where I know that those female prostitutes you pick oh you know you know what on his motorcycle on your motorcycle hey you really relate to this movie yeah and I gotta get my cut get on the ferry Bay wait wait they've hacked wait wait where's the police there's a police guy right there he's right there watch it I'll find you they've hacked the port authority this is ridiculous it's good writing oh my god we just walked into an underground ping-pong championship that sounds cool and I would go there fastest internet in the city ping see what all these not white people have to say about it yeah I still don't know how this these finals got decided like I say no third place 4th place yeah we're gonna see a bracket where's the bronze medal match up are they hacking the database I'm in the mainframe oh no there's an e worm I gotta use the back door guys I know computers yeah I'm a hacker man love this music even the boat is orange Oh No masked men really this is so it's not suspicious at all this is a general public or any authorities that might be you know there's no security on a ferry or a boat you know well yeah what did you need the mast yeah yeah without the mask and be like yo I'm just part of the game come with me like why did he need the best yeah timid eater New York public transit loves it when you get on with a ski mask on that doesn't worry anyone at all huh drug deal oh come on you're so incompetent I can see how the police haven't gotten wind of this game yet the other way and an inspect this this mask while ignoring what was clearly underneath it in a brown paper bag that some random dude just dropped therefore somebody great police work an army of butts what are you Russia what are you getting the president elected I love her performance there's a very strange use of Juliette Lewis just sitting there everybody is everyone's a terrorists ah I'm pregnant I'm freaking an aunt a cheesecake am i pregnant a it might be rented to a big number buddy knows that it's a good name I have yet to find a single person what do you know that mean I don't know about this meme guys I'm asking you am i pregnant a hey so the cops know about this can I get a cool hoodie like that once I go in who paid for this I'm adding that hoodie to my Amazon wishlist you can pull it off so like if you were able to like meme previous videos of people doing this you think there'd be like a YouTube video if like the finals from last year that people could check out right you think that last year or yesterday who knows yesterday considering it's been what since license lunch as established by this movie that's insane bee bee bee here are some letters we know cute and if anybody can sign up at any point then how are there two people left when somebody could just enter right now I mean she didn't have to start from the beginning clearly she just kind of showed up she showed up in like three hours before the end really and just yeah destroyed everyone on the day of the finals somehow got really really far despite being a complete amateur she's good great shot at camera shot Wow but is this supposed to like scare older people who don't know I mean how the internet works yeah and kids visit this is for kids who like cool songs and people over 75 who don't understand the Internet this is everybody that voted on article 15 did you mean 13 13 I don't know it's the one with the reasons why article 13 reasons why literally allele nice I like this competition is very old school yeah it's like what should we do for the grand finals that Coliseum this duel yeah yeah classic duels go for whom it may concern' go full Hamilton oh we need even faster Internet holy that Asian girls also on orange is the new black that's where I know we're from if this movie ends with life with a double murder I am back on board a murder Suey could be a murder suing him in the foot YS holder why did you tell her to shoot hurt you in the shoulders you know she's a perfect shot go closer what rules say that you can't be closer go point-blank right in the foot go Point Break let's get Keanu in here I'm trying to figure out like Oh shoulder pads oh it's uh it's Johnny shoulder pads machine gun and the shoulder pads all of our foreign IPs the government can't do this Barbies people care proxy this game developer can get what can get done with the NSA couldn't and the elections was that mask coming off supposed to be revealed yeah oh yeah I'll show you how to play shoots himself in the head ends up with a cane ends up with a cane yeah man social media is totally destroying the new generation am i right oh this question Facebook Likes yes the part where she makes like a speech what have we turned away sighs time inspires everybody oh man I thought she had no social skills she got better she's like Bruce Belt now or some she got better since lunch man this is like gladiator but better this is like the Great Dictator but better yeah yes game but like really only a game by the loosest definitions face whoa wait we didn't have to dance in this we don't have any - it was just Darris it's dare or dare shoot her in the face leave a small scratch you got a headed to him he's uh at least he's like a crowd-pleaser if you shoot someone in the hair you've technically shot this is true that would be a Kenny Hotz loophole right there vote yes right now baby what now the Watchers get to get to vote I thought it was like some like what happens if they vote no does competition just it's just over shoot off her fingernail I'm sure they're long I was gonna say I think hair is a better option than that if we're looking for loopholes I don't want you to shoot in my fingernail even if they're long this is so dumb nah little kid yeah nobody's good everyone accepts the police yep who is this sure are a lot of attractive people for creeps who are watching it is not not wait ya'll said he said let's have a bit of anarchy while asking them to vote democracy the new anarchy a little bit of anarchy vote yes press one for anarchy where there's people right behind her to who like you you shot as your arm was swinging like would it be better if somebody in the background just fell over and she was flying oh wait it's serious now I thought we were all cheering for this I wonder who's operating to go on who's operating the lights who set this up like this is very very well staged internet internet internet pipes Oh God syriza songs from the trailer for that movie battlefield LA or something oh that rings a bell battlefield Los Angeles yeah this was in the trailer for that the sequel to Battlefield Earth yeah damn this movies but sending a message oh you're an accessory to murder oh is it sending that only the people who voted yes I think so I think this is everyone technically it should vote for the percentage of the people who voted no to cuz like they're encouraging this indirectly just cuz they didn't do anything yes it no all right well my work here is done he's got minesweeper right now the other screen man these games these days yeah all over me minesweeper and nerve did I do it's serial now Oh nobody's watching anymore because they're all getting banned whoops nobody wanted to see a dead body people on the Internet wouldn't wanna see that now she has two scratches on her face oh man why'd you the bullet hit the Bible I always carry in my breast pocket but they have acts bank accounts but not our phones she called me that's fine we set this up this is so dumb there's the dumbest twist did you know dave franco is really crying because he was told that he was in the movie nerve they shot chronologically and they just told him now Dave bad news you're a nerf whoa I knew you were cool Machine Gun Kelly everybody's ok now I always trust a white guy with that many tattoos you got it this is so stupid wait how do we do it offline good thing we have they acted you hacked the mainframe okay I don't know oh man this is great I gave it a Trojan is that of things they put they put a condom on the virus yeah mmm that's convenient man hope the babe on it go ahead I hope the bag doesn't have any questions about how money like 20 or 30 grand got wired into the account and then out and then back in yeah I'm in like the span of seven hours that's not gonna arouse any suspicions it's fine I like how they were showing all the budding romances so like emma roberts and dave franco and then 13 reasons why and prostitute girl and Juliette Lewis and I like it Oh finally the color palette change what is this color I'm not familiar with this color it's not blue it's not orange now it's magenta and cyan it's borange that's actually a place as a place in I think oh what oh that's how they get you what a shitty desktop background on a swing cool computer man guys you graduated aren't you always a so happy for these mothers that you clearly cared about social media bros fellow kids I'm a kid this caters to me kids we what we like speak for yourself Thank You Henri juste and the guys that directed the catfish documentary Yeah right what right I don't know we have to watch this whole thing again now with me knowing that information what are you talking about all right we did it did we we did something I guess oh this is pretty cool I take it back Wow look at the computer things letters words I like computers I like Toto's Wow thank you for photoshopping that hey look emojis oh my favorite hey look it's sound loud its fonts cool snapchat uh who whose decision was that angel fire website hacking the matrix not like this not like this well what did you guys think they had some nerve read it share it oh my sweeper holy that makes my rating go up by a whole point full circle minesweeper yeah is the worst piece of garbage I've seen Oh Lionsgate Lionsgate that explains a lot man this movie has some nerve I said ten seconds in ten seconds out that's why we're a team Scott boom unstoppable hold a there's probably some more cool songs for from my generation what you guys think it was a movie was it by most definitions so it was as much a movie as nerve as a game you know what well put all right so here's a question are you a watch or a player well I've been to more players balls than a Watchers ball so I guess I'm a player hmm I've touched more players balls so you're a watcher and I'm a fond ler a prisoner and you're yeah your door number three a secret cooler option I'll take it you're you're you're paul dano in prisoners he was a prisoner he was a prison let's talk about good movies during these credits as opposed to more about nerve what was your favorite scene I liked her gladiator speech at the end that was pretty good I already forgot the whole movie her are you not entertained what else was good Machine Gun Kelly punching her in the face leaving a little scratch I'm gonna go with the credits cards pretty cool cuz it lets you know it's over no give although cuz I it's the only thing I still remember cuz it's happening right now sure the rest does seem like something of a blur Adam what was your favorite I was your favorite movie that is not hmm I don't know the upcoming nerve to that'd be funny no I bet the sound dress make money I don't know let's find out oh when did this come out we're funny and not sixteen okay the budget was twenty million and it made 85 million who smashing success nerve to when I think that might just be a us let's double check here oh no no world worldwide eighty-five million still great it was successful I'm disappointed in Ariel Schulman give us another nerve yeah stop your stupid catfish tell you tell your brother enough with the catfish already we get it people are bad at the Internet's are you Italian also something I don't know something happens was the pizza the pizza with those three folded slices of pizza I ate at once yeah I really uh really did not like the cinematography here yeah it was a very visually unappealing movie it is really over-the-top and obnoxious sorry what did you want more than two colors greedy it's just very obnoxious looking two colors were enough for Hitchcock you know this let's talk about how this movie is Hitchcockian well it has a protagonist it has some birds in it that I add one point we were traveling North by Northwest there was a vertical sequence there is yeah we're hanging from the crane and that gave me vertigo at one point she dialed M for murder Machine Gun Kelly acted like a psycho we just do that and no I did not watch movies well I still don't know what my favorite scene is because I know there was no good season that entire movie that was a whole movie without any good scenes it's just so surprising to me I don't think there's one more big good scene I mean wait which one the whole movie was one big scene she went to a high-end clothing store and there wasn't even a trying clothes on montage what are you not even a movie the best part was when she asked her she wanted the $5,000 dress in a different size yes that was a good highlight let me check in the back what are you talking about I like when they left their clothes unattended with their wallets yes in the other room for no reason and aiko incompetent the NYPD is yeah what was that like anybody could have snitched a 1000 line the police coming straight from the underground yes got it bad cuz I'm Brad that's the first non wu-tang song in this movie we got through the whole thing without being racist uh yeah start now don't stop thinking about tomorrow well you're gonna be racists he's gonna look just look at the positives here just trying to woo baby bunny sugar honey was a good song cream cash rules everything around me cream get hurricane REO ooh is that a typo I don't know 1:09 now maybe already did a remix of is that like this like the scorpions hurricane wait no that's Drock you like oh okay fantastic soundtrack great leads very well-developed chemistry between the characters sorry what are all these things that we're crediting right here where did we see any of those I don't know where we saw Harvey Birdman or cabin in the woods matrix I just seemed like the meme montage my problem Josh safty what the what did he have to do with this he was just in special thanks uh-huh well again he had time he has certain universe he has a more famous brother who did better work than him face off shared universe well well what do you think you know they'd a famous man once once had the nerve to say that we're all gonna die some sooner than others if you're driving a motorcycle synecdoche goodbye New York that's true yeah New York shared universe boom bye we did it that was Horrocks s
I have a strange hatred for Dave Franco so I'm looking forward to this.