YMS Commentary: Daredevil (Director's Cut)

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Anyone know if the version on HBO Now is the theatrical cut or the director's cut?

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 7 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/tcoogan15 ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Apr 20 2018 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

Got a little weird a few times with the jokes about black people and Adam understandably wanting them to stop.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 6 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/its_a_simulation ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Apr 21 2018 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

I really love these commentaries, keep them up please.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 4 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/Tuneison ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Apr 20 2018 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

This started off a bit slow but I was cracking up so hard by the end of this. ShitGreat movie. Great commentary. Keep these coming!

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 3 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/SamPole ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Apr 21 2018 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

Iโ€™m surprised none of them commented on all of the dutch angels.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 2 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/[deleted] ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Apr 22 2018 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

Alright...............good shot.

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hey guys and welcome to YMS commentary track number four it has not actually started yet this is just a little intro to help you get set up basically this video is just our commentary and you are responsible for finding your own copy of the film this time we decided to go with daredevil the Ben Affleck one from 2003 you can either play the film along with this YouTube video or use the audio downloads found in the description just like all of my other content this is completely free and I appreciate all of you helping out on patreon making this possible the release we recorded over is the North American director's cut blu-ray running at 24 frames per second so make sure you don't watch over the theatrical cut just in case you are experiencing any sync issues I'll be showing small clips of the film at the start of each new blu-ray chapter anyway I hope you enjoy this commentary Trek of this shitty movie stay tuned for the admin pals edit coming later thank you and enjoy exciting 20th Century Fox the best of the Century Fox's 1 through 19 I don't really care for as much I didn't even see 1 through 19 well they're not that great you're not do I need to see them over contact it's the same reason I won't watch American History X oh yeah I haven't watched 1 through 9 yet so we're talking at the same time not know we could be but I am Adam I'm from the channel that you're watching al yeah these are these guys we decided you know filmmaking is in an art form and I guess therefore or areas on film should also be an art form so we're gonna do something a little experimental here we're gonna we're gonna do the first-ever multi-voice simultaneous commentary for at least 30 seconds and go well how is that I think that went well brings the new meaning to simulcast someone's going to have a really great afternoon right separating those tracks Michael Clarke Duncan you're gonna have to listen to see it gives repeated viewings that you know that rewatch ability more from repeated view it you're gonna have to watch this three times just created the Synecdoche New York of commentaries you're welcome Internet yeah so and I think it's just the Schenectady New York commentary just a shitty town in New York this movie takes place right mmm so this is the first the first film that we're talking over that scoot has not seen before I'm a virgin and the direct I've seen I've seen this movie a few times but I'm a virgin none of us have seen this cut of the movie so a lot of us are watching this director's cut from yeah yes I don't think I've seen the direct I don't know what I watch but I've definitely watched it on video with my parents a read that look a super real rat oh if they get the the CG team from Catwoman yes is this rather someone's mouth and make rat man gaรซl garcรญa bernal also invited to see this he was begging us oh yeah I'd it's been a while I've somebody painting pretty hard nobody said that the director's cut fixes it but I can already tell really I don't remember this [ __ ] this weird [ __ ] yeah this might be a new seeing oh yeah Wow oh yeah I remember this the movie starts to the like yeah okay I get it you know what's in you know how useless that is blind people need to be able to feel Braille so the fact that we can see it on a flat screen is useless to anyone who can't see it's it's cool it's like yo that's a low oh she's bleeding look so she is the business for like sighted people who are stealing valour from blind people basically yeah stole ashore guys Dave Jordan two first names don't trust God why do I don't call a fail for a guy like this he's a goof in this movie and can't wait Scott you're so ready for con Farrell's best performance and Michael Clarke Duncan's mmm I thought it was really funny after you asked us to do this commentary for so long to just do it with Adam and tell you about later I and you would find out when it got posted online oh my god I would have killed you Oh with like left my work and drove almost brought my shotgun how does he even know when it's dark out is he being lured on a string is he already a superhero where's the quarry I think they had special growth that uh get it he's fallen from grace it's heavy-handed Christian imagery I know I don't get it but you can explain it to me later you're too dumb but I'll try drak oh it's it's priests it's some other father atomic both from full throttle its preacher it's uh the clown from spawn Bernie Williams of the 1996 New York Mets I wonder if Yankees damn it Adam we have to start this whole thing over again I said Bernie Willie's play for the Mets goddamn it well oh my boy my buddies in the Bronx are gonna have my ass how far did he roll he rolled it pretty far pretty far he just went to the other side of the George V mark steven johnson famous three named director bad guy i think it's related to ray william johnson yes oh I hope he said oh it was the Good Will Hunting guy the whole time I'm gonna make him drink candle wax that's the cure for blindness you ever seen a cure for wellness it's like that but blindness and it's candle wax wait is he blind yeah he's supposed oh I get it oh you look like [ __ ] and you're a boy you know Oh what are you a Dark Soul except pets though oh [ __ ] a bra knows baby I think that's a boxer the worst character on The Sopranos in the house oh yeah he's a punk man it's funny when they cast actors that are clearly drama students and not bullies yeah and they're trying to act like but stuff to them this shove yeah he's a punk man I'm totally butch get up in a contender product placement if you want to be a deadbeat dad Heinekens for you yeah but why are white guys drinking it it's not anyway I'll explain later I didn't know what cauliflower ear was until after I had posted my review for [ __ ] what does that Foxcatcher oh really I was like that's not it I thought they were like brothers and they had some weird genetic disorder no it was like happen a single detail happens to everyone who like wrestles or plays rugby I had no [ __ ] idea it's ridiculous it's a crazy thing yeah it looks so gross it's gross this bug and it's just fluid like if you sabot it'll is everywhere oh well then why don't they do that else because that's even grosser and I but I think it comes back Oh gross so that's just that's a big gross oh just your life is ruined basic I'll like this kid Jimmy Fallon hmm he's actually a crime lord in this they say you work for Fallon you write his joke is that what Allen do I'm unclear there's a lot of Christ's imagery in this what are you talking about it was like a cross or a Virgin Mary and every other frame I don't know the only type of dads were in a crown of thorns the guy told them you fight like your dad but his dad's a boxer so that's like good say he's also a bum what a weird bird he's a bum bah like it was on a bum like Rocky's son you feel like all right I'm utterly a professional fighter what if he's a professional observe Oh Adam don't say that to him he'll box you badly a realistic moon ro moon guys did you know like that bad look at the real moon really gonna be a title leo at this point yeah the moon wasn't moving with the song do you know how many people will be having their period that made me have me 1% 52% people I know just the 1% actually only rich people get their periods it looks like such a pret boy why is this scene such a cliche the Theia factory men working at a spark Factory yeah where all they manufacturers sparks there hey kid you want somebody's Fox Hey I'm from New York over here it's a booming industry oh not since March house look I made up his faces yes [ __ ] up he was giving the Jaden Smith look yeah the eyebrows and no smile oh man by Google someone's report card no one on a skateboard yes yes so edwin Chung's report edwin it's a good name that might have okay he's worried about that if it was he's mugging a guy in broad daylight how do you mug people i mean what are you doing i mean mug cuz he wants to drink at night okay priorities yeah how am i gonna be getting afford the booze I'm not gonna pay for my night drinking without day mugging the second time we see the biohazard sign I'm wondering this or shadowing maybe biohazards gonna play I thought this was Factory so he's dead right what kind of show the kids definitely dead or he has aids aids radiation poisoning while on Hodgkin's lymphoma I guess technically there's electricity lymphoma hepps a through K oh my god loud concussion that was a short movie whoops yeah he's actually hearing someone dropping a deuce from the from the toilet Oh get up a lot of times or was that junk really that's what he's hearing he's hearing like an IV drip there would be louder noises there would be way louder yeah it's lighting up the whole room but it's like it would hear footlong decibel you know that wouldn't be what wakes you up there would be somebody walking like okay so now he here's now here's now the the sound of the dripping IV was louder than the heart rate it's also a really weird sound so you guys are telling me that song holy [ __ ] triple six siege ein just movie this is it this is year of the snitch oh my god why is there a truck on ground level at this hospital is this hospital advice your truck in the next room at this awesome they actually just bill the set of the hospital around the construction around the spark factory oh it's just a moveable hospital a real mash a real real army surgical hospital the guy with a jackhammer where's they where's Jamie Farr where's Alan Alda where's a third person that was in mash nice Flynn Scott I think these are ghosts and he's just seeing ghosts Oh is he dead the whole time as I say this is Jacob's Ladder situation no he sees dead people and Colin Farrell's dead the whole time spoilers thanks Adam it's also the plot for killing up a sacred deer but what's the plumbing in the name of by Rage Against the Machine I was a good movie [ __ ] you I won't do what you tell me his his face is a little red for having you know exhausted or damaged I don't didn't really say what it was when was in I face gets biohazard damage I get a little rosacea myself you know like oh there's another cross in this shot what's the do is I'm just gonna take a shot every time there's a crowd I know is there double like Loki Jesus what's the deal I think they're trying to imply you know a lot of movies try to force in these religious kind of subtext or parallels you know they're like the matrix did it you know yeah more so nailed it especially yes second and third movies literally nailed it to the cross Oh what I'm confused about is what kind of biohazard would it be because like if it's I don't know some sort of acid that burns through his eyelids then you'd assume his face would be [ __ ] up yeah but otherwise I mean because your eyelids are like the fastest muscle in your body no it's mainly as soon as you see something like you know a liquid coming towards you you can close it in a [ __ ] integer you know no it's it's I would only reactive go straight specific chemical I should Apollo Creed I hope they end in a oil painting freeze-frame this a voiceover yeah it's so obnoxious he's actually so much too sometimes CG they computer cool sunglasses kid couldn't hit it I guess like I would wear those sunglasses now and I'm not a kid my sense of sound gave off a kind of radar sense okay guys so great one but you guys are both daredevil experts so I got a few questions so my understanding is he has some sort of supersonic hearing now you know like a bat and it's Ben Affleck hahaha so you you do the math maths quick maths okay is this Batman you do weird we XYZ's is Batman its answer the question don't avoid the question who's gonna dodge that oh okay I'm sorry getting a better sense of touch doesn't affect your muscle how does it make you a gymnast he's an acrobat now like you might come if somebody pokes you I guess but look at that well yeah I have that problem I'm not doing sweep kick flips and slides without a skateboard this doesn't make sense go get things that trash wasn't filled with glass trashy it through the sonar oh [ __ ] mr. t killed Apollo Creed [ __ ] you what even have a stick Stanley Stanley he's never in movies he looks the same age oh we're just gonna pick on a blind kid cuz we're that hilarious man AJ you're a piece of [ __ ] I guess his eyes are kind of scarred up you're blind let's beat you up man this is not no way the kid from Modern Family only a little blacker dare you blind boy blind twelve-year-old to fight me game here age oh I'm God man it made him a gymnast that made him French he's gonna spank him well turns out AJ's into baby come look at this riveting this is hilarious this is actually the best choreography in the whole music hey leave it or not the choreography doesn't get any better than this what he's pathetic there's like a standing backflip backflip I kick that like so powerful that he made the other guy backflip and he never lost any momentum in his rotation like he did yeah he's lined the entire backflip after kicking him the [ __ ] jaw those last two Canada's hate crimes and he's the disability minority is Hector from Breaking Bad oh why is he not in a wheelchair or ringing a bell why am I doing this offensive exit who is to say he's an American actor can we just talk about Breaking Bad inside of this movie it's way better it's on its own I thought he just asked him to throw a fight he was like you're really winning those fights you're 42 years old I was gonna say he does look kinda old for a professional boxer at this point is he a furry yeah that's his that's his key goo Jack where's the tail you cheap ass I'd like to Jack the devil hmm what are you doing he's like what are those like autistic army guys who keeps assembling and disassembling their gun only it's just a cane I feel bad for this kid why cuz his dad's a [ __ ] loser yeah that too I understand that I don't know her blind then why even wear clothes anymore if he's okay so if he's 40 hold on no let's let's talk about what Adam said for like half an hour why he's still living in society not the one seeing it if you're blind why wear it close anymore Adam Johnston 2018 cut and print and seen now there's more movie there's like two hours yeah it's actually insane how long this cut is that's what she said yep got it perfect first try he can he can tell when his dad is losing the fight yeah yeah he's blind does his dad's thud on the ground make a different sound than uh Paul he's got insane echolocation you could see like ivory cheering you know the the cheering crowd you know especially yeah through a cheering crowd it wasn't a bra rias crowd it's not Apollo Creed anymore it's it's Ivan Drago now it's Ivan Dre we're on rocky for wood echolocation work better with more sound in the room I don't know no work but that question is about to become very relevant in a few short scenes okay is echolocation where you're really good at finding copies of Ecco the Dolphin for Sega Genesis yes damn it yeah I think you won are you my dad I've actually I'm very good at this I've just been kind of faking it I hope you're my dad you're hugging me a lot for someone who's not my dad smells like that the same places [Music] [Applause] as his dead stopped mugging people or what yeah he'd like I think so I mean it's his sign no he's about to get a boxing little mugging we're about to see Michael Clarke Duncan's fist that's all we're gonna see of him the whole movie pretty much I miss Michael Clarke Duncan me too he was like use my favorite magic [ __ ] my god hey sorry it's acting this whole movies all the delivery was outstanding it just occurred to me the first like 45 minutes or however long we've been watching this have all been a flashback yeah and like voiceover narration I think it's bad 15 that that can't possibly end true this is like a pages are falling off the calendar this is the Synecdoche New York if this is the longest move I've ever seen it takes place in the same place this is already the longest movie I've ever seen again you watched norte the end of history with me and i did watch norte the end of history the history did in fact end roughly halfway through that movie well shout at him and then make a little fart noises and then you'll be able to his magic ears not magic yelling you would think he'd be able to just shout and though he would die theoretically I mean that's not what happens in the movie Adam I've got bad news for you hmm I can't tell if the Rose is bleeding or he was gonna say rose there's a lot of blood coming out for not pressing any of the thorns on the rose thorn II could be could just be rose juice yeah nobody cared about a washed-up [ __ ] dead disappeared he was a ghost the whole - oh man he was the ghost calling this plot pretty yes say don't you dare leave the flashback I want all flashback no adults I better not see adult play a flick right now yeah also reminiscent of Catwoman here this is yeah it really hits all the same beats chant woman 20th Century Fox ooh good question I think it was I have not been keeping up ma'am a territorial choice that was a long time is he gonna have an immaculate birth I think he just did oh my god when we was he magnifies more imagery is this how Jesus happened sleeps in a coffin Andy's a vampire man there's a lot of levels to this movie vampires ready Jesus boxing duncan oh man there's only like a couple scenes that i remember from this film i can think of like three shots that i remember from when i watch this when i was younger two of them are hilarious and I can't wait the rest of the movie did not stick with me just the cheeseball [ __ ] Ben is gonna be more great shots like that last one week and that's like before he had that sweet-ass back tattoo no this is good music oh it just occurred to me this is made in 2003 my height of awesome music I think over 2 songs we had so far I think we had Hoobastank oh man every song is gonna be by three days grace of songs I have I have to admit some I don't know if you know this Scott there are two Evanescence songs in this movie what this is the movie that made up in essence famous I had no idea see wake me up inside in this movie yes oh yes movie just went from good that's right unless they changed lately shaded in this cut my take Evanescence out of the director's cut why did you even do a director's cut his um his apartment Baro Favreau yeah his apartment and the music he played in his apartment reminded me of Indigo Prophecy it was this is great also Braille in the background because director is so smart hey character actor who always plays a bad guy is the hashtag so I'd beat the [ __ ] out of her can you imagine everybody lying this blatant leave out a rape case I can hear his guilt yeah only work if somebody feels guilty about what they did anyway look at that you know lucky you could be wrongfully convicted him because he feels nervous about the question you [ __ ] this happens more than once I do like [Laughter] interesting thing to say in your own rape trial the witness she enjoyed every minute that's a boss move yeah I raped her and she did not rape nut colony Club doesn't fit must acquit yeah yeah Harvey Wiseman brunettes Roy your abilities a gentleman a mazing he has no power convicting people because of his supersonic ears but he can [ __ ] them up later I do like the attention to detail that he does not know how to comb his own hair otherwise he looks like a [ __ ] model somehow yeah oh no he's jeet up from the feet up but it ends just just above the sunglasses it's a mess and I don't know an even cooler zoom than theatrical couple is evening oh is this when he becomes Batman yeah this is literally just Batman's like Tim Burton's Batman Joel Schumacher's I must say ok this is all necessary just warming up marita in there you don't impressing you don't want to fight crime cold do you want to get loose that'd be funny if he was doing it in front of a mirror ok I know it's spider-man he's blind and he that's that's the only thing he has super hearing what is this this is the part ya hearing makes him snowy no he just falls like a hundred feet cool and he doesn't he doesn't even flinch you forgot where they explained that he has super feeling also which means that he's just better at gymnastics like like yeah this has a heightened sense of touch Kayal we're gonna jump like a million heightened sense of irony oh my god are you ready for his he's got great disses in this movie are you ready full gainer I'd be sure but a flick ad libbed every like dissing come back for his character in this movie how can you tell those buildings are where they are cuz he's Batman he's not making noise up there I can't wait to rape again tonight thanks wearing a cross crucifix as well oh he's Jesus wait did Jesus guys did Jesus rape I think I gotta read the Bible it's full of rice spicy especially that the little parts lots of rape and pillaging in that I've heard a lot of good stuff about this Gomorrah what are you doing okay oh look it's all the extra to get shy house are they having a drag race to nowhere I have no idea what's happening it's a New York Bar the elusive New York indoor drag race that was a that Russell Brand Johnny Johnny Depp John Deb and Russ brand what's up Goomba we can see that because it's our work you can see the G word I just remembered how flawed this like boy is he's gonna be able to hear like are you ready he's gonna hear like people like walking on glass through like gunfire Annie Lennox yeah like die don't spoil it Ben everyone everyone's okay no idea Ben Oh Ben I have terrible oh whoops Oh time to kill a hundred people and not get shot you should just shoot people instead can we talk about how [ __ ] sick this soundtrack is already got this is like nickel bag man something along those lines the early aughts just nah perfect the hey everybody's got guns hey it's New York Hell's Kitchen what do you what do you want where's Gordon Ramsay there's some really annoying sound is this yeah oh yeah no the audio mixing I think this goes this one most of the technical Oscars in 2004 did it yeah are you making [ __ ] up yes cuz like I wouldn't even be surprised you know it's true it is a regular Dunkirk that's gonna that's gonna a lot of they gave a lot of techies to [ __ ] movies sometimes blam-blam-blam- so you can't hear anything right also bullets travel man at the speed of sound I'm actually really disappointed in this design for this film because it's so look at this [ __ ] looks like it's built into the movie you know like it's absolutely necessary for the style and shots that they're trying to pull off but it's all done so horribly and I don't understand how that could happen but they that big of a budget like such shitty sound is maybe you can take back everything you just said cuz he just surfed a man down the stairs oh whoa grappled off the pen that fan just supported his entire weight please real light on his feet yeah got that magic and it's producing eyes wait a line that fan is producing sound waves apparently yeah that are it's called physics this is just upsetting I would like more define work okay why did it just fireplaces also on top of being pool spread okay I'm gonna jump into it and God is just playing it off is not very stupid preacher he's not blind quesadilla it's just like Julia Louie Dreyfus in Arrested Development pretending to be woman so the case was the question Adam how many people did you just kill that weren't rapists Oh most I know but everyone knows the the penalty for rape is death that's what you give you sure but like it but that was clearly a bad guy bar so you can murder everyone in it like they're all friends they're a rape adjacent at the very least nice shitty he just jumps in a puddle like a four-year-old who just got new boots those were new boots just shooting he is for you have a gun he's standing right there flashback wasn't that long ago shoot him he's walking towards you did Matt Damon co-write this with him and then they won an Oscar he must have hmm starring Robin Williams oh hey doe Williams now I'm them daredevil oh because I've got horns on my head oh now I'm the devil oh I'm Robin Williams oh look at look at this look at this rope oh I'm gonna go to hang myself in the closet now Oh what impression was more bad than good [Laughter] I'm glad you laughed I that was fun for the whole family yeah except the family of Robin Williams yeah I hope they're not listening I don't know they usually do you were in the room great comeback um you're way too young to make judge you're gonna be a lawyer for another ten years easy oh oh why do you think he bleaches his teeth things or laughs things are loud do you think he like one minute II ever know that it's even needed believe for Mississippi I don't know why does he bleed rusty the why does he wear clothes who can answer any of these questions why okay oh that was a fun sound effect all this the sound is so [ __ ] terrible I'm actually so disappointed I'm shocked that it's this bad in a movie where there's so much directors cut like are they fixed [ __ ] this is the good one your mom's the C train okay I like how it's not enough to like put him to his knees but a gun going off through interest or misfire that would just disable a normal person totally [ __ ] yes super-hearing yeah hey Joey paedo family ah no cipher from the matrix does he have it in his contract that he gets to wear a backwards can go ahead and everything he's in what yes I love hey he's only around for like a short amount of time yeah it's weird this is four years later than the matrix he looks 35 years old what happened to you Joey memento between maybe I was meh meh no I guess it was mementos the timeline balls can't say balls in a pg-13 movie beep oh no okay why did you do that how do you know he just knew it was there I mean it was clearly it's not if I was it's no I mean it wasn't visible before he did that you can see the outline I was a police commissioner and I had no idea that was there and a guy was just murdered by a daredevil I mean I was like I don't know there's there was a cigarette exactly where it is in perfect comedic timing I'd arrest the guy I question everyone's motivation there's why did Affleck do that why didn't Joe e do that also cigarettes don't do that no that's a movie thing oh boy so eluding a plastic Jerry can and having it explode that happened looking at you Evil Dead 2013 Oh got him take that not very well-received movie man that's a good way - why don't you take you've got a 2013 down a peg you could get a different kind of combination lock yeah you could heal like a normal blind person yeah I don't get a combination lock where you can't see them you know that's like bike locks where you kind of like they have like different numbers on them but they're you kind of scroll each one up and down yeah he's one of those you could feel it those out guys we've established every blade we've established that Ben Affleck the character and the actor is not smart if he wasn't blind he'd noticed that waters looks disgusting it's like contaminated yeah you've been drinking arsenic for 12 years looks like milk his Forest Whitaker face I love actors playing blind people it is my favorite thing it brings me endless joy just the staring off into the middle distance who built this for him which interior designer did he get him no the moving his Butler Alfred this is Batman he's just like the best lawyer he can afford everything you see even the best lawyers you just a low even if he could afford it who did he get to build that Alfred yeah what will they not have any questions like what do you need it for played by the incomparable Michael Caine it might sound a little something like I was gonna do it advantage of a government disability program he found a loophole that entitled him to one backdoor per blind person like one like secret chamber yeah is that is this back from like self flagellation is he one of those weird religious dude that was his first tattoo actually that's what he covered up with the dumb asian thing that he's got now what did he pulled out a tooth with his fingers Nevermore well you have to go to the [ __ ] chest now that would hurt so much Ben no you can't just throw down a perk and call it a day okay you're okay - can I say that anyone heightened sense of touch anyone who swallows pills dry and especially anyone who chews pills is a [ __ ] sociopath I think he's trying he's a maniac I never understood why he just put salt in his waters I don't explain that to me - perhaps it was tums and he just kept it in different bottle epsom salts okay look I have no problem with the Epsom salt bath it's good F it's good on the muscles after a hard day's work of murdering friends of a rapist and a rapist as it were and a rapist later and then making cool fire art I feel like he's a lawyer so you should know that rapists don't get the death penalty but again we've established maybe not a good lawyer today you would have still gotten acquitted but he was a lot he would have lost his job as a Hollywood actor I don't think he lobbied point of vigilante superhero movies is not that they like do things fortunately there's no proportional justice in vigilantism I just think it's hypocritical that he's a lawyer he lobbied for the death penalty for a guy who robbed an ampm for seventeen dollars okay no I don't remember this from looks across something hey is there like religious symbolism in this I think it's the first time they met okay so this is sort of a wone wait is he [ __ ] a nun I think that's mine Mary I hope it's the missionary nation well is she wearing a robe with little horns on it okay he's got a boner I don't remember this time I'm gonna try a picture of what boners look like oh please actually let me just show you it'll be faster okay Oh Scott put it away what the [ __ ] oh okay I mean you don't have to get on your knees help no it's how it looks best I don't ever remember Jon Favreau being 325 pounds I don't know how I could ever respect what does someone for remaking the Lion King you know well it's gonna be better than the last one uh whoops with John Oliver as Ozzy I wish I were kidding no no no it's final appearance Favreau is a real Marvel movie Globetrotter yeah daredevil Iron Man other Iron Man Lion King cowboys and Aliens Cowboys and Aliens where he played both a cowboy and an alien in a brave dual role that's not allowed pro bono like a pro bono case who's with me at least it's not pro bono no dos trays quatorze eh that's 14 you [ __ ] now why did he do that I like my tea with mustard too that's probably one of the worst songs oh yeah where'd he go that's a song that I like legitimately forgot about fur I don't know since it existed um no it's bad guy and it's your problem man I forgot that was a thing even though I was literally just quoting the lyrics yeah yeah yeah but he also did that in South Park so yeah shouldn't you be down at tooth yeah which - it was a molar alright you know alright Adams already incredible pain you'd be in it without ya you could doing anything I can imagine I I've never I got prescribed painkillers for my dislocated knee i toughed it out and I was like you ever find that me know through the through the door and the window hmm smells like sex but when I wound up getting my molars or sorry my wisdom teeth growing in that's when I cracked them open because I literally couldn't sleep this I was in so much pain oh geez t threes just them growing in not not getting it agree and weird but I mean like I didn't yeah I don't have them removed one of them just one of them three of them grew in before and it didn't matter but one of them just was so [ __ ] so you chewed up some percocets like a [ __ ] serial killer yeah oh I'm blind excuse me I didn't mean to poke you right in the vagina with my cane it's funny that he just killed a rapist and now he's an iniquitous woman and lying is a lot of the movie this is basically rape you're trying to get into our pants blind Ben Affleck you're basically faking your disability stolen valor blind Ben Affleck is basically the perfect partner for Jennifer Garner because he can't see her it's actually how they met by the way like the scene actually just being filmed this is literally their first encounter wow that lip bite she thought he couldn't see it wow that man's jaw Wow we're about to get a lesson in consent boys can you write me down your phone number in Braille be sure to like just puncture emboss the napkin by reading it and I gotta be a lawyer work starts at noon that's rad Catwoman is so strange I think it was 20th Century Fox I want to have a dumb one-on-one basketball game with 12,000 camera cuts and a sweet song by mystique mis - teq oh you're welcome that only got worse as it went spelling and grammar what are you doing so right now she's like I don't want you to follow me I don't want you to touch me he's like alright I'll just beat you up grab you and doing what are you doing that shitty music cue - oh are you ready this is catwoman please incorporate a basketball and let Jennifer Garner dunk I'm so glad you haven't seen this before me too I'm less glad that I'm seeing it now I wanted the key I wanted to keep success on your Indiana Jones I'll just what the [ __ ] yep oh no no that steal from the matrix kind of but not really cuz that's I guess this martial arts he's got he's got Neos class it's just popularized in the matrix this uh you know kiss a bit yeah cuz you're blind did I pity you she's like oh great I can beat him up now or her eye is that green or does she know she's made contacts in this movie okay I think I also heard that Ben I know it's for every scene or some scenes where it like his glasses are off or some [ __ ] like wore contacts to make him blind yeah they weren't to make him blinds just context blurred his vision a lot so he couldn't see very well cool that was about it very authentic yeah method actor of course mmm she's fighting a blind man he's a real she's literally fighting a blind man and they should be like there's a really kept achill at all about him not being blind there's a reason she only made 77 cents to the dollar on this mu Scott with the truth whoa laying down the law that's not elektra natchios that sounds good ah dude dude okay open a restaurant we pause this and go out for electro nachos after this yeah goodbye way better than this movie how did you know where my hand is he just reached cuz your hand made it was actually going for ass I heard your hand did we just become best friends yo I have a bodyguard I can guard your body all over nachos that's right somehow I think Jennifer Garner doesn't speak Greek I don't like that this movie perpetuates the stereotype that any Greek people have money your country is from this was 2003 Scott give them oh I guess they're okay no three alright I take it back Greek Greek you're okay with me is like why would oh it's already five minutes only five minutes have not even passed [ __ ] I know what time it is oh my god here we go here we go here we go you'd you'd think that him doing that with his finger would actually [ __ ] up the watch because they would remove the hands yeah like it he touched the hands it's not like I don't know Michael Anna how it works Laura Gus has never [ __ ] up oh [ __ ] hell yeah wait I didn't think it Corp I didn't think kingpin was a you know what this Oh tall man okay you got me but for real stop this every corporation with the globe as its logo is by definition just an evil corporation I don't think you yeah it's a here's the best voice it's a globalist message one of the best voices he was only like 40 something when he died he was named the brightest stars burn out the fastest that's sick hair wavy blond high kept that face for directors but it Oh got you Oh hmm my god choices choices were made I respect you whoo perfect [ __ ] oh he needs to like done oh man this came oh my god this is wiping hmm [ __ ] I want nachos now right it's uh it's the guys yeah it's the guy that looks like f murray Abraham but isn't yeah yeah there's a lot of that he looks like a cross between him and legs yeah it's G Maurice his character is supposed to be a billionaire this uh nikolas natchios and he's electronic [ __ ] he's Electra's dad and look at how much charisma he has killing it he was in mr. deeds that looks like a that's not a joke that's just a thing I recognize he's got reading red lips he's a beautiful man he's a beautiful vaguely ethnic man he looks he looks like a mix between him and Tim Curry he does holy [ __ ] the beautiful olive toned offspring was that was a bit of a threat of F Murray Abraham and Tim oh yes worth every frame this definitely won the editing Oscar do you think that big-budget movie is especially in this in this decade you think that no one in this scene comb their hair do you think that big-budget movies especially in this era just had a checklist of like rent a helicopter and just take just like yeah yeah get some shots in a helicopter we'll figure it out at some point a bit big mandatory board it let it get to figure it out well we'll probably use some of these shots and if not who cares it's not like the economy is gonna collapse in five years okay so that's their client so sometimes Ben's doing sweet-ass parkour in the alley and sometimes he needs the whole oh yeah been spending most our lives Lennon in Paradise they only represent him if he's innocent that's how law works smart law works yeah hey guilty people don't deserve lawyers no one deserves a fair trial especially not you know whose stop guys with cornrows eating waiting to see and do regs stop and bad credit oh my god what kingpins got good credit I mean relatively oh here we go hell yeah oh my god actor in this movie by far excited and actor in this movie by far is this House of Pain doing some sort of Irish thief oh no it is it totally wasn't me it's their other song that's not jump around I can't wait em rocks and shenanigans or some [ __ ] go like that his character is a [ __ ] riot in this that's a sweet oh yeah his jacket has a snake in it I might even get it what like like like no not actually just they just fully a snake sound effect over every okay he's literally what made more sense that there's a real snake in it because I just heard of snakes known every time he puts his jacket on it's gonna be ready I don't know I get off the best sound design of any movie in what countries currency was that that was the Queen its Ireland currency oh you beat me said a 12 plus smaller stars called him a dirty Irishman and that was that was the job that looks ridiculous calling it's an interesting choice it's for its where to aim your come right here there's also there's also one on his tummy Oh David Lange [ __ ] Oh laning MAGIX is the part that I definitely remember Mindfreak are those unfurled he perhaps old people kill you how many did he have I guess five or six but they flew through the air and with perfect trajectory and had great piercing power huh he had a lot of flab in his neck you think it would I think I don't know don't talk about Jon Favreau that way did he knows exactly where his nerves and arteries are doctor that's just how you get someone to check you out of me I don't know how that killed him but all right hey did you know this scene was ad-libs yes the balls look at him what are you doing a [ __ ] God he is neo wait he's Jesus look at me it's another Christ am I too big paper clips on the plane it's not a weapon we're about to hey he doesn't carry a wallet just a pen and a paper clip that's all he cares is music or toothpicks sorry a pen and a toothpick yeah why didn't you take your [ __ ] wonder you hate with your there's so much that I can see on you that will set off the metal detector belt buckle necklace earring ring and this is I'm assuming a pizza oven this was post 9/11 this is post 9/11 yeah did Colin Farrell do 9/11 you might have why'd you do that go back again yes come walk back through [ __ ] Joe he was black he would've never made it through oh come on they prefer the term you know who's not damn it well we're like 4000 just Scott just fing fingering his yeah it was ideally just getting in there like it's a clip that man is allowed on a plane post 9/11 ladies and gentlemen that's the that's the least realistic thing about this movie suspension of disbelief completely god I was on it also this is the most movie set looking movies oh my god mercy I just realized they look like if they're on a sitcom yeah this is like look at this the Seinfeld restaurant is around the corner oh yeah so this is so this is the prostitutes house that Coolio killed allegedly and this is definitely a real New York City oh yeah no this is 100% what we're seeing right now is real footage mm like if you wait around the corner you definitely wouldn't just see Jurassic Park okay yes even more sense of lock-picking that's comes with every blind person's resume you hear the pins in the lock so I will give him credit like age 12 through present always cool sunglasses [Laughter] this is that hmm what are these I've heard when floors under carpet huh so wait they're lawyers they just broke into like a victims oh yeah what's the lie anyway Lee they're both lawyers yeah whatever there's no way it's just an opinion what were you hoping that was a woman mice 5-row even in on this right now they're literally breaking the law and they're getting their fingerprints all over a potential crime scene yeah what is he doing okay you can't not get his fingerprint everyone knows that lawyers have to do all of their own clandestine investing oh my god what are you doing this is this is put into the movie this is part of the director's cut good worth it I don't know what is in what is it honestly well guys I'll see that our money I know that this is definitely probably 23 times so he should be able to point out though yeah this is this is added in to make it make more sense John women can't have puppies they can sure try damn it Ben I'm a lawyer not a biologist how'd he know this argument I think cuz he heard it in the past he heard it what are his powers happening he okay so he finger that keyboard mmm these keys were the warmest or wet what oh it's on the wood she's never written anything else she wrote something on a piece of paper by jay-z somehow like I craved into the wood mom mom is six-foot that just showed like a clipboard there were several other pieces of paper underneath it I'm Adam are you cream in his coffee what oh he's a cam [ __ ] I thought that was a flashback shot she's doing 90 decibels she's doing the 90 decibels on a plane old ladies are loud especially racist so you I mean mostly I'm not old I'm a racist lady though great acting yes only just confident oh my god I smell smell you die another thing that's big enough to get lodged in your airway how do you sound that Irish with only so Irish the only tool how do you sound that Irish with two words I challenge anyone anyone listening anyone out there in TV land to say more peanuts please more Irish Eve than that just happened unbelievable or peanuts more penis that's legally d ha ha cha cha cha cha well this is his name Dante to be more citizen yeah it's all it's all part of it I actually just realized that first time Coolio has ever worn a suit except for his hearings in real life are you a wall I can't see ladies and gentlemen Danny Glover shut up oh here we go oh he's oh wait he's a lawyer who's blind yep now justice is blind and there Oh Madonn Favreau swingers I'm getting somewhere with this so I'm I'm assuming as a lawyer you've read all the evidence no I can't I am a beer in the police report do they offer that in Braille nope I am as we say in the legal profession winging it John's got my back no I don't Ben hmm that's pretty sick here do I did it Oh Oh flashback flat I knew it no 25 minute flashback oh I thought we'd get to see the whole scene play out in real time because that's what this movie is how do you know what if he's just a good liar people get past you feel guilty about what you've done it they're not nervous about it then your heart rates not gonna go up like if you are innocent and you are nervous about it your heart rates gonna go up Ben Affleck is probably just killing [ __ ] tons of innocent people throughout his life you know I resent all this is the the rapist at the beginning wasn't the first he's probably executed hundreds of innocent people just for no reason feels good man just because they were nervous when being asked something in a court which is why I call Ygritte that don't know that his evidence sorry he's got I could hear that job anyway look look maybe you can pass a polygraph test you can't pass a poly yeah Justice shit-eating grin this whole movie like I don't know why yeah he's real pleased himself for for for a [ __ ] or whatever is I don't know I've been paying attention what's his deal I can't walk Wow a real moon I see I see the moon's gotten smaller Wow well yeah everyone in town was bleeding it's music why isn't disturbed playing right now this is what I came to expect from the soundtrack and where is my first of two Evanescence songs promises were made is it gonna rain I think they'll come I don't know if they're in this cut but mostly I would like to wake up inside with the online counter-argument that I in fact can't wake up I'm sure waitwhat doesn't work at the Sodom Braille I don't just get a one that's not in Braille you [ __ ] how do you know it has words on it how do you know he can even read Braille he's actually just been bullshitting everybody's whole movie like I don't know if anyone's actually legitimately convinced that he's blind I don't know if anyone in this movie can read I'll go that far yeah what about like Oedipus I could if anybody's wondering why I reacted slightly early to that line I was reading the subtitles I'll refrain from doing that oh yeah this [ __ ] I'm ready yeah this is the scene this is good is this gonna be sensual each rain drop makes us sound yeah that's like but if there's sounds everywhere isn't it I mean it doesn't even make sense the way it's executed I'm ready do bats see better in the rain Batman does and this is Ben Affleck all right cool you should go you know hey you know he's here she comes up it's cuz the director told him what was coming oh this is so raid avatar he could see her pupil she looks better like you can see her pupils can we see the rain falling on her pupils here we put that filter and Jennifer Garner all that's worth money just yell at her all the time you'll be able to see her raise the real question I wish you Affleck had to constantly scream so great it was high-pitched series of shrieks hi I'm daredevil I have a super it is technically a superpowers now but it is terrible well not very sneaky no the least thinking of the superheroes so why do they love each other right now and I don't know very quick yeah I'm into the relationship lately earlier today yeah you really are hot not like the others if you want to have a playground fight that's like 12 dates oh yeah so everyone knows woman doesn't want to give her your name to give you her name just beat her up or beat her up in the play right in front of children yeah that'll get her to kiss you man I wouldn't wear a Catwoman basketball scene was going on in the background of that I figured that would have aw man we should cut those two scenes together oh my god DC Marvel crossover holy [ __ ] whoa what was that shine okay so he left because he wanted to stop this fight and it's already stopped raining he went home he got changed he got back this guy is still beating the [ __ ] out of this [ __ ] poor kid like an hour it's been like an hour and a half like how are they still going this guy knows framing hey yeah how does he know wait how they would do okay no-mind is actually still writing a thing or I can't tell it's like he did that to be intimidating but how would he know where the lights coming here the light you can hear photons Adam don't be stupid okay it's started raining again it's a wave and a particle photon jokes really hitting home the audience here I know our audience they love optics Wow no stop wailing on oh oh oh it's a fancy kitchen over mr. Ramsey's dead body he's actually just the goon of Ramsay's just deploys these vigilantes to beat the [ __ ] rolls is he having an orgasm okay now Gail do you know how hard you come when you kill someone it's crazy believe you me oh and when it's a kid ha ha ha your dad was the bad guy everyone has dumb faces in this movie I agree on that I wish it was as dead well it looks like it's suicide again for me haha yeah keep telling yourself that you just kill innocent people why was the rain moving really slow whenever the lights on it's moving like what that was like that I think it has to do with the same effect is why the bullets were moving really slow when you could see them like they're moving it like the sound of like the speed of sound or like the sound of water Anna Mary something deep just the same [ __ ] she [ __ ] in this dream earlier say sister act where's Whoopie Station hey we did it movie over her but I [ __ ] boys it's not a surprise not a surprise father I was one of the boys uh-oh has it been that long yeah you are not breaking ground here sir my blindness is self-inflicted unrelated to the accident oh okay baby what's happening oh there's a truck in the church guys you got to keep this one vehicle on the road no one in the church the truck is beeping it no other vehicle there it's just the trick it's just an angry truck hey babe the roads all to myself I'm gonna make some noise I feel like that garbage truck was a metaphor for this movie 20 years a little dance are you referring to father oh okay you just make you just made it upside down cross whoops you [ __ ] Christ someone Satan we did of his left hand was like sinister it's the devil Diablo he is the daredevil oh why is he religious speaking of dares truth or dares coming out that looks good thanks Jason Blum thinking if dare is a blind man walking through traffic that's ballsy that's gotta mean there he could hear that they always are I'm in constant pain yeah Oh is there just a white ball I could go to ha well done I knew you're gonna go there I mean it as soon as it said the words black and white anything you're gonna do something with it yeah and I knocked it out of the goddamn park okay mmm puff-puff I think it's a fresh heroin sticky icky icky we put it in the air and yeah it's casually white people I hear voices how's this for dungeons how's this firm still operating if they only take clients worries they get paid in cheese's yeah my understanding had paid in like those should balding basketball the seraglio is like how they getting paid hmm and yet he can afford a Batcave that too and Alfred who I'm sure is still in this movie I think I was that was the that was a priest who changed mmm that's why I had the weird accent there's a very accurate representation of the life of lawyers must have been yeah they just sit around in a firm yeah masturbate what a shitty name it's not a real name I thought that was a superhero name not her Greek no no that name no I like that I'm not Jones when you're a billionaire you get to name it kid whatever you [ __ ] want can we talk about how the toys called a Koosh catcher in the background I got one of these Coosh catcher calls out can we put a moratorium on saying Electra nachos because I'm getting hungry solid I'll have nachos after this we better we could hello no that didn't make much noise though that when it was going through the air do you know the trajectory he's a genius who suffers and how do you his wife ladies and gentlemen cuz blind people notoriously good for their aim that that took 73 takes I know I don't know why they insisted that he actually make the shot is seeing as they cut the camera but they did and that was most of the day he looks so much better with a beard he'd really does he look he's got a house he has a tiny little chin he's got like a weak chin I think that's why he has a beard most of the time I think most people with beards are just trying to hide parts of their face Scott yeah probably yeah say I don't know Scott nice beard Heineken we got it for rich people and we got it for deadbeats who wouldn't be able to show it in the scene with the deadbeats unless we had it at the rich people party too that's how they got away with it okay it all makes sense now I have a beard because if I don't I look like a fat 13 year old well there yeah I was right don't say it yeah turn the movie off that's more racist than anything I've said oh this is great Fisk I was gonna spit flies into his mouth there's like a few different furries I know that are named Fisk and every time I hear the word Fisk in this movie I just think of furry [ __ ] he's won a Snow Leopard yeah hmm well I voted myself turn it off turn it off where do I know this [ __ ] guy from weirdo no cool hear from Ben Affleck no yeah Ben Affleck and I was thinking of G Lee that's right now I'm from Oh clay how do you know who are an adult in front of a billionaire yeah we can't represent you how do you Sorry Sorry billionaire who's guilty there is there's no debate over a man's heartbeat guilty I just wish up dead oh man she had a woman's face ah can I get our wheels down just like that when I moved you move on Joe this is yours isn't come on hey BJ bring that back thank you you got me okay yeah the glasses were tinkling yeah that whole time that's how you can see them yeah and yeah the smoke one sees he's smelling smoke perfect how do you see smoke very noisy that was the worst part how could you do that what's this wicked seamos bombing he's got like infrared this is infrared vision shrieking and doing his echolocation off the smoke particles Oh too close he has mischaracterized his disability this entire time without realizing Stolen Valor he's not actually blind he has infrared she blind now her eyes are for [ __ ] yeah she's been wearing green contacts this whole time thought too much a little bit too much yeah I think they brought yeah I she can't see either I hope neither of them can see each other I mean it's best for everyone when you're married to Ben Affleck you better wow wow wow wow what's they Owen Wilson more like it boom hmm he's this guy's been in late yeah this way this guy like sidekick I see guys right in guy give us a call at five nine one what Rock five no one roll and let us know let us know your thoughts on who this [ __ ] guy is God exists God owned two first names that's also sexist that's a dangerous slur assume the gender he assumed did worse he assumes that the genital oh you're not supposed to ask should go to jail she's got a word jail she got a man jail that's regular jail I know or if Matt Murdock's the person prosecuting you you should just die yeah just get it down Ben you've clearly bleached your teeth and you're wearing clothes should put some foundation on those scars if you're gonna shave and everything you know perfect shave line naturally hair like that that's such a straight line on his sideburns yes what that's just what it stays like and he never has to shave he's basically the perfect man besides the whole yeah that's the whole being blind in a [ __ ] thing he got laser hair removal and the five o'clock shadow is a tattoo yes little tiny dots that's my next look that's a brave thing to put it to it that variable look you're 30 you know if you Scott you could always just grow a beard again but you can't but I can definitely hear whoops oh yeah Colin Farrell see I never man just occurred with their slain I a lot of characters in this movie yeah like it's a daredevil movie with King Finn Elektra bullseye that's like a Batman movie on Seinfeld early yeah like a bad I'm gonna have to touching it's fine birds birds have tits it's a Griffin birds are bread's have live offspring just out of nowhere this is like a Batman movie with the Joker the penguin scarecrow or the Riddler the magneto is this like a spider-man movie with Sandman and venom this is the spot Goblin this truly is the spider-man 3 of superhero movies the spider-man 3 of Marvel movies those guys a billionaire oh don't squeeze that Rosa Rosa Rosa juice will come out and it's a very good garnish and everything you can just squeeze a little bit into it yeah delicious my tie hey my your tie my tie hmm Y Phi because Phi shut up forever dr. Jennifer like that he prefers daddy that sexist Oh stavros the ghost named Rika what should we kill this body gotcha yeah his last name was like Doppel Popolo oh my god Kratos I don't know what her a tooth so basically we'll subsist Retton Electress dad unless I was like oh my god he wants to kill me and he left the party hey that beer wasn't Heineken did you know that that was in this movie and listens to awesome music there were Sony showed the Times Square and replaced it with their own products a few times and there were companies that tried to sue Sony over removing the products that they had featured like you showed that in your movie but you didn't have our product in there that's the whole reason why we bought ad space [ __ ] up they tried to sue them Chris don't wait there's no way Jennifer Connor speaks Greek Greek great I am Pythagoras Aristotle hyperbola but sex you know Greek stuff uh-huh [ __ ] children what a great soundtrack guys that passed through customs I just want to know no he was wearing that belt when he went through the metal detector he mailed it to himself he went through the metal detector showed them the paper clip in his mouth yeah they did nothing him go back ah that's where the spark factory sparks go oh and your tax dollars at work on people's cars post they couldn't even afford New York Times it was supposed to be the Daily Bugle but it didn't have the rights you know what about the what is that called the Doppler effect where things yeah here to not be in effect no it's Greek so it's the duffl populace affects Papadopoulos effect what he wasn't like how does it how does he get the sound before it travels to him as they go like when he was in that when he was in the hospital bed he could hear cars passing through him with the Doppler effect as though they were passing right past me messing by making great effects here small hypersonic shrieks yeah I understand how that shuriken was something that he was able to hear is all I'm thinking you'd hear a lot of things apparently as they're coming towards him at fast speed that doesn't make sense to me what that would come on exactly where it was going stupid get it you see what that thing is pay a lot of money for this if you're gonna go around killing people what's the worst thing a visitor than my forehead an incredibly identifying tattoo if you're gonna be a criminal killing people you think so now here's a toque or for my swearing in disguise ever does wear it too clearly just running around you're in a crowded bar or you kill the man yes he murdered a man he killed he has the most identifying tattoo ever he lit that he never hide bring it to but he took it to show horn that that's who he was usually I would get the tattoo if you're never gonna show anyone I don't even know if technically a tattoo I think isn't carving yeah I have no I don't have one for it here take some East African body mutilated they just have lawyers in the East I don't know they like it there Jesus I'm an anthropologist all right emphasis on the anthro a I'm an anthropologist I have not I make no apologies for it I'm a [ __ ] enabler alas poor Yorick boom boom right that's your IQ [ __ ] this [ __ ] this story is actually set an auditory universe as Shakespeare has the matrix oh where Joe actually succeeded in killing me and this is the reality that he's chosen their scenes taking place in this movie that you're not looking at but he's eating really good steaks oh I get it yeah so in the in this in other scenes that were even more deleted we sit in the director's can't just cut the matrix Catwoman and daredevil all together and now you're speaking my language we could form a cohesive story there were these really show much skin tight leather in that movie cohesive story then two of those movies Nick nachos okay so you got it so you got framed as being the kingpin by kingpin after dying clever very oh my god quite clever and I miss pencils people barely any blood on the suit too even though I got stabbed in the throat yeah with this because they haven't squeezed the rows yet I don't know why he needed three of those to kill him because he secretly missed the first two times but won't admit it yes he's proud like even a shaker in there like oh he's trying to do that like these people but he can't these two Irish pre-mixed martinis in there Irish people don't have dexterity they're made of potatoes that's a good luck shut up what it's a big fridge all right I'll see you guys later I'm expecting I didn't hear what you said Betty said how do you how do you kill a man without fear and bulls I was like by putting the fear in him about something in you like was that a pun I don't it really wasn't it's not really us nothing there anything are they gonna kiss there's a rose involved Mike guy with tango do a tango do a tango I don't think I've ever seen him play goofier character like the jacket isn't enough I don't think it exists that's maybe the best line ever in a movie I want okay [ __ ] the others now what happened he's looked at daredevil he was like men he looks fun looks rad I could totally rock a costume I want that okay this Danny Glover though my partner couldn't find the way out of his home so I don't know how did you pass the [ __ ] bar you don't have your own no it's [ __ ] useless this guy this guy looks like he hasn't passed a bar in a while away has pet wait what's the joke where am i what yours if need some help there Scott Oh big turk i had a big turk it was delicious Turk from Scrubs donald faison what that look is like can you hook me up Danny Danny lover disapproves Coolio definitely does yells a few handguns really killing this defense by the way I'm sorry miss Jackson oh I am for real [Music] but in terms for Empress he's like he's trying to get convicted that's what's happening here yeah he's tired of life on the outside free room and board 300 where's free exercise equipment you know and all the ass rape you can handle well yeah I mean depends if you're a bigger guy then you're doing the ravenous and songs every number what it's my immortal I think this is my immortal and bring me to life holy [ __ ] oh my god yeah I can hear my chairs a little creaky sorry guys Eric I'm so tired of being here I know the song by heart oh yeah why are you you're not even in sync totally off tempo presence to legacy bit better rushing or dragging my tempo this pain is just too real there's just too much that time cannot erase when you cried Tay Zonday everybody okay I think don't why the song is sick haha I've tried hundreds of time also chewing purposes I've killed so many people so much vicodin really natural dialogue yep people talk by talking like people do hmm Thunder oh oh gonna rain again really quickly then half a second that umbrella was on the screen with a half of guy was on they were ready I can see now okay no just kidding why does he have to open his eyes to see her in the rain that makes he also gets him that bothers me there you can see her pupils like it makes a nice are you like man now Neil gross Jessica you're an umbrella oh oh I got confused I'm not good at this my hair is water [Music] by the way we have subtitles on the subtitles had the lyrics displayed so Adam really inoculating himself against the comments right yeah Kyle and I did my hand in my crotch mmm the matrix that was the fun of that right here you should see all the matrix [ __ ] cipher ah the matrix is mine I know movies oh it actually make more sense for this movie to be in the matrix universe honestly yeah there's nothing makes sense you know there's a lot of glitches here we should have consulted the Wachowski some things which i Wachowskis are they do what's really just easy it was just what it doesn't matter but this call them know what crisis what's their what's their latest really really you don't have to you don't even have to know just call them the Wachowski very progressive hey that's all you need to Nazca Jupiter ascending is my favorite movie mine too I should get that in 4k it's ridiculous you don't know have that already oh okay so heats a guy wasn't was lying so your your lie detectors [ __ ] kept going really like Felicia thanks a mite Ebadi whoops it might a bad guy huh I'm gonna give it a few innocent people the old woopsy days no I got that scene on the rooftop is just he's like I'm not the bad guy am I further hmm let me think about this harder Oh lawyer work if you're a lawyer you could this is surely this is haranguing the witness there are no cops the lawyers have graduated nasai guess or punching it over taking the handcuffs a to a cop an ex-cop sex store or I guess the real cop okay a blind man wheel what could go wrong wait he has all the powers of an Asian driver - ha ha ha sir anything he can't do there any race you're willing not to offend yes well I can see the comments now whoa whoa this is getting really sultry Oh grabbin the rumors of your third nipple were greatly exaggerated well now you know how to fool daredevil that's so cool yo has a pacemaker mmm actually just murdered some [ __ ] just killed a prostitute how could you not hear the difference between a pacemaker and a heartbeat cuz he's [ __ ] what'd he mean wait you just does a guy can see every raindrop through people and smoke yeah you can see speeds easier to be expected to tell the difference between a human heart in a robot huh no [ __ ] out of here I don't have a family so it's fine hey so if you're that witness is this a comedy scene by the way I think so okay so if you're that witness and the lawyer just trashed your car and beat you up yeah and you're a cop yeah you can arrest him right oh no a Fifth Amendment double jeopardy you can't sue me I'm already being sued that's how I feel about the movie I was just sitting here thinking about how made was a lot worse than swingers sorry sorry Hollywood yeah really oh no really wait yeah now it says eight nine Wow mystery solved so you're going to die and you write down the date that's the first thing she wrote oh wait is eight nine Wow it wasn't a joke oh no kids Wesley or like whatever the ha Owen Wilson the actor who we idea Oh huh so like imagine you someone you just got shot okay you're crawling on the carpet cool website what's huge fun that was a pretty cool oh my god guess who are you ready Kirby Kenneth back when why is so embarrassing talking why is he wearing a jersey why isn't he directing a spin-off of a different bad movie he made why I don't understand any of this why is he only buying one seat on Southwest Airlines okay hey I don't know under what conditions ever watch yoga hosers honestly yeah it looks just pain what do you think about this gun still no help so is this part of the view esque universe as well is Jason Lee gonna show up and say some nonsense about Scientology oh yeah and Smith okay this is me Owen Dyer the plot device the blind man uses the same cane to fight crime as he does to walk hey cameo in die hard tired for her was that someone else I remember could have been who did Kevin Smith maybe potentially who's to say maybe it was just a fat guy in a hockey jersey might have been I still don't have a reason for why he wears a hockey jersey every day I don't know if he's I think it's the same reason why Jaden Smith still capitalizes the first word and every letter he's just done it for ya oh here we go the reason why Nelly wears a band-aid yeah there's almost no point talking over this because I know Adams just gonna clip that YouTube those two YouTube people who do the bacteria yeah that's true but anything that's an admission anything we said onedit [Music] pulling down the sandbags their automated she's really rich what the hell you're grabbing the blood the blade what the [ __ ] was that why did you grab the blaze they're sharp right no they're supposed to be I assume they're cutting she's not to use them there's a stabby stab blades not slicey slice blades you could do the same thing with a butter knife ah got him why does why is that the only one with a pain I don't know she's my man yeah wouldn't be more poignant if there were all this Devils looking at you that might like what do you practice out achi you know that's just rope bringing it down yeah that's what was facing her that's what I was asking my favorite new world raphaรซl cuz he's edgy [ __ ] more snakes did he get a costume this is the part that I never understood they all just decide to meet like at the top of a roof why not wait now he has sniffs - oh yeah really no no first came in hey Mel the smoke visually Oh okay except this movie yeah so there's like what like a thousand rooftops in New York and it just all happened to know exactly which one to go to at the same time and thus it's the one meet you on the rooftop got it I say no more mr. devil if that is your I don't even I don't think they corresponded before this they just randomly all decided to come out with the same night yeah what's happening here yeah I don't know how they all Newt is he a real snake I might as well be does he make the noise yeah maybe it's him yeah I'm how many times have you seen this movie Kyle of quite a few but like doesn't more than I would like to give a number for definitely more than I'd like to give a number for me okay but what number you know what for what do they like eight or nine times no but oh why uh I always have someone to watch it with oh that's fun okay I know ask me ups of the scenes kill me in this movie the scene where Michael Clarke Duncan chokes the guy to death I can't it kills me every time great read there you know it's just this is a very sad film yeah this isn't even we should see Electra this is more depressing than funny that's some great sound design there some sick wire foo going on there too yes real Death Grips crouching F like hidden [ __ ] oh okay okay okay this training is anybody concerned for either of these characters alright can I really care what happens to both of them yeah life they're very fleshed out and they loved each other the shoulder did they they they've still met earlier today yes how much time is bad I like for eight hours okay you know what you want to kill someone with a knife and just stab them in the shoulder because that's that's where their heart is I would stab him in the home okay that's where the heart is you're mistaken but it doesn't matter because I do this to people all the time so I guess I shouldn't be complaining the person who obviously was yeah you're guilty why don't you listen to his heartbeat going to go fight in the playground hmm or just go and pick out a couple of kids ah you did kill my father but I kissed you before so now I'm having a change of heart I don't know I was a real Irish whistle yeah that was that was actually the as Irish as it gets just there I can't do it there's it's is she more convinced now no I think she believes them immediately because just because yeah because it's we made out with him we made out you even before like what has changed other than oh I kissed you once I think she just believes him now cuz I trust you because to not believe him it would be to admit that she kissed someone untrustworthy and then also like she's prepared to do you know you'd think that she'd know that he's lying about being blind I guess oh yeah no there's no way I trust you now but it's like you would what you're clearly lying about something here what did she get [ __ ] super-jumping powers I know but I do think that it's pretty rad that to call an adult woman whose father was just murdered or so she doesn't have any power she's just really good with these little poke great catch but not so great I guess good catch no lines yeah pull it out that lines would have cost extra yeah this is a bad idea go to a hospital that's just fine ompletely pull your tooth out in the shower while you're at it mmm Jesus munch munch how scary would it be if Colin Farrell is just trying to kill you terrifying Oh the tiniest of cuts I think I've had paper cuts worse than that on your film oh yeah all right this film is giving me a newfound appreciation for Marvel movies like this generation of oversaturated flawed ones they got wrong before they actually started like making before they had a formula that was actually successful I feel like you know nailed it with this film Oh jacket makes one more snake noise if we get one of these every year now that would be hard my legs don't work anymore I got stabbed in the shoulder it is a great injustice that bull's eye did not get a costume after asking he didn't I worrying like his shirt he's wearing like a shirt that's the costume got like him pulls under his regular jazzy shirt with a booth like a thing on it [ __ ] off she should be dead by the way that's a card uric Easter a card and her throat great great I mean it could cut it wouldn't make that big of a cut just with his fingers would make that thick of a cut you could bleed from it I guess but you know I've gotten paper cut before take your time Ben how many earrings do you need how can you tell he was about to stab her well yeah he knew he was a ha ha no Toro that's your trick that's how it coming like her face oh that's the deepest anyway there's no it just showed her whole stomach there was no cut there it's on her back so she's fine it's like through the other side but it's not on her belly for some reason OD rose juice be careful Rose rose everywhere that's not continuing yeah no no I do it it's perfect as it was it just just running or kind of damage just like ten snakes slither they're both so [ __ ] he's like dog go she's like I'll get him and then like 10 like 5 minutes later a future follow-up question - what's going on right now Electric definitely just got murdered then she has a movie later yeah she like yeah it's a sequel she gets resurrected oh not even kidding it's not it's not a prequel no it's a sequel I've never actually seen it I've seen it it was really bad it's actually I saw a clip of it on the MTV Movie Awards unfortunately like the only reason I don't like it is cuz it's really boring like most of its just enough it seems very there's a woman guy al is that guy there's no man key there's no I can't even look at here's guy al night lady I'll even perfect don't need yeah nothing but net well we've made it on time was like she's got a knife okay this bag of the beginning yeah when the Oscar for best zooms very important category alright okay match his whole life literally just flashed before his eyes that was his whole life wait cut out a lot of stuff so this was all a flashback yeah that was that was all a flashback how far are we in like three and a half hours yeah that was expository boy now the movie can start yeah cool you got your wish man really great acting this is a real O'Henry tale it's a real gift of the Magi my favorite chocolate by the Gift of the Magi is your favorite chocolate you know oh my god I like his poses right he does all these like elaborate like pretty cool so like everytime bullseye [ __ ] the chick gets pregnant right oh yeah all of them make it worse yeah no missus yeah she has a litter every time there's millions of children they all die it's the slow kill he's the white Wilt Chamberlain they died months later pretty good-looking Saint you dummy that's like bigger and bulkier what was different about that one okay if a dot shirt how's the hot plate and how was a playing card more dangerous than that collects Thank You Man you guys suck now did someone set off like an EMP and now neither of you have powers anymore oh this is the matrix is totally MIT is where you sand tracks kind of trying to imitate it right now too inspired by the matrix I like how real everything looks I can really lose myself in it no dialogue fight see so the actors have to ad-lib though oh my god I knew it all right how are you nobody check out just a really long fall I love it though the plate was coming towards you I love that this was a back door Batman this is so lame how big is this organ but what I told gigantic organ turn it off for real turn it off ah no a gunshots terrible but not as bad as a pipe organ hitting being hit by another nine trains our ride you a gunshot like an inch away from his ear like yeah and I did nothing he has super here did literally wrap in grub he could heat her an IV drip yeah for the gunshot three inches from his ear he's fine don't even flinch yeah those trucks II saw were actually a state away oh my god yeah okay oh now you're good again yeah no they're louder than collection play yeah how did okay all right you see collection plates are sigh little bit Jerkins yeah make a little loop circa sound notorious for noise noise notice yeah this is [ __ ] cool I was like that scene in spider-man where he collected all the food in the cafeteria yeah good throw never misses matrix-matrix shared universe with Vance how would that dodge all of it yeah really I mean it's bound to yeah some wood doing the same thing over and over again that last was definitely missed why don't you just hide behind one of the pews instead you know just go a little bit to the left bells my other kryptonite why why but gunshots are fine I just just [ __ ] with me what the [ __ ] they're not the right frequency everyone has because it's a low frequency you're not paying attention what are you doing what is this plan who Lindos I'm gonna kill you with the power of Hanukkah no you can't it's a Christian Church well tell the menorah that oh it's seventh we'll take it acting stop fingering your forehead nipple it's disgust he loves touching himself oh really does this is a very goofy villain he's I don't yeah you really went for use like what's this a comic book okay I got it yeah well did Michael Clarke Duncan died during this movie and that's why he's in like four seconds of it yeah there's there's more yeah that's a really bad alibi by the way if your calling card is a red rose and you're a billionaire no no's known for liking red roses and you've been doing it for ten years ostensibly you think someone would catch on you think it'd be one private investigator in New York would be like I wonder if this one problem is that all the private investigators are also lawyers the heads fall very large workload I've got a very large workload if you know what I mean boom laser accurate sperm that bone I'm very busy yeah he heard that across the roof oh you can hear the bullet yeah ow and he could dodge the bullet yeah Doppler effect is not a non-existent in this universe this matrix stigmata yeah the whole time no no really subtle idea is terrible it's so forced what it's religious and doesn't mean anything it's because the movie is called daredevil just Joe crosses yeah where's the line between religious symbolism and just puns yeah movie put a lot closer to puns got him Batman oh and Joe Pantoliano should have switched characters Oh that'd be interesting yeah it would have been more fitting Jennifer Garner and Michael Clarke Duncan should switch to actually play I feel like Elektra had too strong a job who is that guy I'm just imagining the ring Michael Clarke Duncan instead Benedict you know them so much I mean I imagine that Duncan most days but looks like Seth Green's dad yeah Wow calm sexist out I feel like he's looking like a cigar the whole movie this is what killed him that's sad or funny honestly it's his hat made out of an animal bladder that is an animal bladder second I wish it it's a kangaroos bladder that's why they're called Kangol hats it's a native water pouch okay no I come here for the view of [ __ ] it's a beer [ __ ] I am your lawyer oh what a twist martinis are easy to do in film because it's just water Adam please don't ruin the magic for me mmm you've been only on this long I like people slamming gin all right good shot next you're gonna tell me that Ben Affleck isn't the magic retort that can fly looked like he was about to whip his dick out I hope Michael Clark buqun's about a ways to go and cuz I would yeah I know many things with it I would definitely bang Michael Clarke Duncan he's really hot got a great voice yes buddy I also nice try still you really left out after you after after all that [ __ ] yeah Zohan after you talked about his credit I'll totally [ __ ] this huge black man quote Scott 2018 whoops he's a pretty attract okay be funny we just killed him right there they just didn't have the budget for the last fight uh ma'am may oh man he's built like my like remember when I told you that the bully fight was the Best Choreography all movie what this is like the end of Catwoman oh my god this is I mean it's the same thing watching these movies I mean Michael Clarke doesn't have a fighting skills of say a Sharon Stone but he's confident beating up Sharon oh my god that's what I want to watch mmm now rape right and the boy pushy oh I like with this oh okay this shoulder would be gone that's how things work yeah wires what a classy man Michael Clarke Duncan would make a good daddy look at him I feel like the aftermath of the Michael Clarke Duncan's Sharon Stone fight would look a lot like the Simpson residence in Brentwood arrest circa June 1994 oh I just got it I'm still not familiar with that trail he didn't do it okay it was a misunderstanding oh that's why you're mad like I remember is this ten years later oh so if she changed families and yeah I would have been fine if you didn't have such a dumb last name nachos nachos water now I can see you know I'm not even blind anymore and for several other scenes without water like any see his pupils yeah because he's not the one who wants to make out with unfortunately and therein lies the problem with this movie I found a flaw in this masterpiece racist heteronormative [ __ ] ah I'm fine [Laughter] and here come the Flies where's my little mouse pal is this a filter they're just dropping water on it's just two sprinklers are you still here I can't see Michael do you got a one-liner before you kill him Michael mmm did you know and being an astronaut he I think Michael Clarke Duncan's best film is Lee island you got me I was really hoping they just cut down any mist I did yeah he did oh good he's blind oh he says literally blind you dumb idiot Michael this court walk hello crawls out of buildings see you later if I crawl real quiet if I were him I would not say anything yes silently it's a blind man oh oh this [ __ ] half-smile he's been doing the whole movie reminds me to even hide [ __ ] I don't know why he's doing that this whole movie I don't get it it's a character trope he reminds me of Ethan Hawke and Gattaca this dumb look he's given the whole time what are you so cocky but you can't even see hey if daredevil could read minds would you say he had a fifth sense you know you're amoral yeah you're basically faking a disability you're not actually blind did you hear him he's not the bad guy yeah he said it several times he wouldn't be lying he definitely didn't murder several innocent his heartbeat wasn't increasing yeah that's he doesn't have a pacemaker I think who's to say I think Ben Affleck has a pacemaker he should just go up to random people on the street and be like have you raped anyone and if their heart rate goes a little bit up just slip there a little bit surprised by that question from a stranger kill him instantly that's what he should be doing Rose juice the sequel I do remember being young and wondering why they'd be Michael Clarke Duncan's story was never concluded for all the sequels pisses hangs himself I was gonna say boy they it's realistic but there was an L in the way wow this looks like a video game cuff saying it is this movie is a video game cuts this is a transition into the video game this wasn't a movie I put in a video game this is the I cut sucking new its main menu Adam you goofed me again oh yeah get him off we're starting oh yeah there's a let's play keep it real is this the movie hitch it's no no Jon Favreau is too fat Jon Favreau would be the Kevin James no Favreau would be the Will Smith was i with you guile when you said you wanted to watch hitch no I would like to watch it terrible I out of here I'm terrible I've actually seen it your other daredevil I've never seen it I've done confessing to how many times up so that was one of Will Smith's successful films before after earth let's plan it before they downfall of his entire career ever time in our nation's history no dude you're tight brute [ __ ] broad he's blind enough he does he just detect broads with his [ __ ] sense with the a smell sense he detects the jaw yeah he he detects broads but only ones with the jawline of a Russian power lifter which I can also see by the way yeah I can see air now Jon I can see air Jon where's the dork I like mustard whatever happened to those bear shaped honey containers they're in Jerry Seinfeld bothers to exist see there's any more or as often as I used to why are you asking you seem actually kind of do did you like you wants that honey of the bears comparison I'm thinking stupid names are like church of the guilty of the sinner they don't focus on the 1868 to 1925 Brian raping nurse Church of the Holy Innocents zero attendants that's how it works PS I stole the matrix I mean some really good steak later this is steak flavored gum can you believe it tastes better than anything I've ever had Hugo Weaving as bullseye yeah okay we recast bull's eye daredevil with just matrix characters oh man okay so carrie-anne moss is kingpin no nope that's racist can we recast memento with matrix care my casting is colorblind I'm a little more progressive than you yeah that's how it works also I am colorblind why would he ask to have some really good steaks in the matrix when they can just plug him in and have him go in a constant orgasm for the rest of eternity Adam maybe you haven't had this I was gonna say you haven't had any good steak in your life I want a steak that makes me come that's literally every steak for me okay oh no Mike record nuggets a jail no transition the same universe holy [ __ ] Green Mile daredevil Batman okay this was the original extended universe man so Marvel was better today when a stealing this concept MCU version two sucks I want this one where it included films that had nothing to do with Marvel Comics yes I think it makes more sense those gonna do something [ __ ] on by the way but we don't get to see it oh no did you do that with like the flick of your PA did he like lift a whole [ __ ] syringe with magic fingers oh there's the rooftop they all met on and somehow those are disgusting glasses those aren't the best I guess he's blind otherwise he said cooler ones I'm sorry now you look like you actually have a disability and I shaved job until does today ah it's rainin it says [ __ ] you [ __ ] yourself what it's a just as Braille and she wondered like she went to the jeweler she's like getting getting on it he said just I want to be brain I want it to like okay Braille ah that that kerning Oh disgusting those that are touching each other I really never I've ever seen York Post Adam sorry Taylor you never worked for the New Year that's why he doesn't have a job at the New York Times yeah ah that effect in his glasses the pretend reflection I know yes guessed it the wrong way no I got it was it that's it's a mirror it's supposed to be backwards okay it was it was wrong earlier but it was a terrible effect their white way around that yeah okay it's backwards but it wasn't it's it's a terrible effect either way it was perfect cuz as it was zooming in it wasn't you know yeah I hope this movie ends on Joey pants a completely useless character he was actually there to kill him because he's what reveals I he's gonna show up in the next movie is the Kerr devil oh we're just like Care Bears crossover hugs people a bunch yeah shoots magic light out of his tummy yeah it's probably gay yeah pretty gay so much voiceover this is like the end of cats cat woman this is yeah woman right here that woman I'm telling with a vulgar soundtrack well he had walked down a crazy sexy move alright well that was emotionally torture but very fun so I should have reprised the Evanescence right now first of all what do you what do you think of the director's cut well with the benefit of hindsight now I would now this is going out on a limb I would put this in my top three Ben Affleck superhero movies oh that's pretty good every [ __ ] actually top one [ __ ] DC and also [ __ ] more hate everything alright yeah how would you compare it to the other cut if I guess if you've seen it I prefer line I prefer the theatrical cut Oh cuz it's way more incoherent and hilarious in his house and this actually made things more like hangs dong and made them like made it just longer and more slightly more like some boring scenes and Coolio's character wasn't even featured them yeah well this is the one I could find a blu-ray copy of anyway and so if people are gonna watch along it makes more sense for people to watch with this one anyway so I enjoyed myself the scene with the paper clips definitely remember that yeah yep just generally alright so riot only a couple dozen people were telling me oh yeah credits no like eight people movie like if you told me that I believe it what was the point in ending them and then starting them again yeah why was there supposed to be like it's not like it was in a different font size no it was in a different format that was like a placeholder than before where it's like oh yeah each name shows up individually and then we do the scroll not scroll and stop in the half girl some more I think I was like a placeholder for a cool graphic and then they forgot yeah they had a post-credits scene that they deleted and though this is not gonna be [ __ ] also we're not getting a sequel I'm pretty sure the theatrical cut the post-credits scene was the one with Colin Farrell in the hospital and this you know like that how that ends like that's I think that was the theoretical versions I've seen but looks like they just included in the car great soundtrack maybe I never thought I'd hear a better sound Catwoman but this is giving it a run for every surprising that either yeah now it's it's a question it's a it's a matter of taste like are are you or in the early 2000s there own panel are you in early 2000 garbage new metal person they both many minutes the mixing was pretty bad perfect I mean the whole sound design perfect yeah terrible you know all the people you should kill Olie and [ __ ] there's the Foley artist race donphan Teran delicious Alicia Stevenson yeah it was pretty sad and embarrassing oh yeah I think that's a good word for it embarrassing yeah for everybody involved can't even spell your nickname right Erica Brice yeah with whiplash the second team that did all the same thing okay oh this forgiving that's a rad nickname for hazel Hayes I can definitely see why I didn't remember much from watching this as a kid because it may be watching it more than once sorry what because it might not even be a movie um yeah maybe I mean it's not it's just a piece of art it's true like it is art uh it's you know seen stitched together directed make it by Charlie Kaufman oh man only his name was in this credit sequence yeah somewhere Oh craft services Charlie become an inferno artist yeah gotta work for the devil I don't really you know I don't know it's not like the director's cut makes it a good movie and I hate how that's always the marketing tactic with your actors cuts where like they release a shitty superhero movie that critics hate and they don't you know it doesn't perform as well as they wanted to and then when it comes to the video really they're like director's cut every single news article about it is like yeah this fixes all the issues that you had so people who hated it the first time or all the sudden love it maybe [ __ ] Suicide Squad every da movie does this director's cut [ __ ] like oh yeah the Snider cut here's another hour and 42 minutes it's more of bad [ __ ] it wouldn't be so bad if they didn't if they removed some of the like questionable [ __ ] like earlier but they did it they left it all in proudly what was your highlight of the film everybody for me it wasn't definitely just every scene with bull's eye in it yeah colored arrow was a delight yeah he was a sure knowing bullseye use a not Irish scared you looked it up he grew up in the Bronx oh he's not Irish but my highlight of the film was the Evanescence sing along karaoke always good I liked a lot of people's faces when they died because they were super some moby some Pharrell Williams mm oh man soundtrack Award all this Wow yes is a real time capsule all right oh Absalon man all the hits yes yeah I feel like I'm gonna live forever yeah me too inhale hmm I guess everybody thank you for joining us through this wonderful experience of daredevil aka Catwoman two blind Boogaloo Catwoman to the prequel its game did this come first or after it first first oh and then Catwoman I came first Oh anyway we're all gonna die sorry goodbye Synecdoche Synecdoche New York 20th Century Fox we're doomed can i buy bye love you guys peace
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