♪♪ [audience cheering] - ♪ When the bough breaks
the cradle will fall, ♪ ♪ and down will come baby
cradle and all. ♪ Good night, sweetheart. [kiss] - Mommy, I don't like the part where the baby falls out
of the tree. And I'm still kinda scared
of the monster in my closet. Can you sing a different song? - Okay, okay,
but just one more, all right? ♪ It's raining, it's pouring
the children are snoring, ♪ ♪ they went to bed and
they bumped their heads ♪ ♪ and they couldn't get up
in the morning. ♪ - Why couldn't they get up? - They died... in their sleep. Night honey. - No, no, no, Dad! Daddy! - What's up? - Can you sing me a song? - Oh yeah, sure. ♪ Oranges and lemons, said
the bells of St. Clement's. ♪ ♪ Here comes the candle
to light you to bed, ♪ ♪ here comes the chopper
to chop off your head. ♪ ♪ Chip, chop, ♪ Both: ♪ chip, chop
the last man's dead. ♪ - Um, what?! - Sleep well, buddy. - How? - What's going on in here? - Stephen doesn't like
his bed time songs because he's afraid
of the monster in the closet. - No, I'm scared
of your creepy songs! - Oh, well, let me have a go. - No, that's-- - ♪ I once had a little cow,
I used his skin for shoes, ♪ ♪ and with his guts,
I made a rope ♪ ♪ for all my friends to use. ♪ ♪ And with his eyes-- ♪ - Okay, stop! Why are your songs
so terrifying? - I loved that song
as a kid. Man, kids today, so sensitive. - You just described the steps
of butchering a cow. - [Scottish accent]
Hey, now, now. What's this? - Stephen refuses to sleep. - Oh, well then let me sing you
a gentle tune, from the rolling hills
of Scotland. - Okay,
but don't betray my trust. - ♪ My darling baby boy,
I'm a leave you in a field, ♪ - Yeah, great. - ♪ and when the wolves
haven't eaten you yet, ♪ ♪ I guess I'll take you home. ♪ ♪ Maybe. ♪ - You killed it! My trust is dead. Why does nobody
have a problem with this? - It's cute
because there's a baby. - Being abandoned! - Now, now
what's going on in here? - We don't need
anymore weird songs. - Oh, a song, okay. - No! - ♪ Death, death,
sleep is just death, ♪ ♪ which is better
than being old. ♪ I just made that one up. [chuckles] - Why are you all the way
that you are?! [mumbled questioning] [thunder] [roar] - What is wrong with you people? Honey, do you need a safe place
to stay? - Yes, I do. Thank you. [mumbled protestations] [audience applauding] - Hey guys, thanks so much
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