Scary Story of the Future

>>AND THEY NEVER FOUND THE BODY, BUT THEY DID FIND THE AXE. AND PEOPLE SAY YOU CAN STILL HEAR THE DEAD WOODSMAN'S HAUNTED LAUGH IN THIS VERY FOREST. [STRANGE LAUGH] >>COME ON GRANDPA! THAT'S THE LAMEST GHOST STORY EVER! >>REALLY? THAT STORY USED TO SCARE ME SILLY WHEN I WAS YOUR KIDS' AGE. >>WELCOME TO THE YEAR 2052 GRANDPA. AN AXE MURDERING WOODSMAN IS THE KIND OF STUFF WE WATCH ON PBS KIDS. >>SO THAT'S WHY I SAW ELMO STICKING OSCAR THE GROUCH IN A TRASH COMPACTOR... >>TELL US SOMETHING REALLY SCARY GRANDPA! >>YEAH! >>COME ON! >>ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET ME THINK. UM, HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU KIDS THE STORY OF MY OLD I-PHONE? >>I DON'T THINK SO. >>NO. >>JAMES, LET ME SEE YOUR PHONE. NOW, LONG BEFORE THE I-PHONE 6,057S THERE WAS THE IPHONE 5S. IT WEIGHED NEARLY FOUR OUNCES AND WAS A CENTIMETER THICK. >>YEAH RIGHT GRANDPA! >>[GASPS] >>WHAT THE? >>HOLD OUT YOUR HAND STEPHEN. NOW AS LONG AS YOU DON'T SHOW IT FEAR, IT CAN'T HURT YOU. >>OH! AH! HOW COULD YOU LIFT SOMETHING THIS HEAVY? >>WELL WE WERE TOUGHER BACK THEN. WE HAD TO BE. >>BUT YOU STILL HAD 40G COVERAGE RIGHT? >>[LAUGHS] EVEN THE BEST OF SERVICE WAS NO MORE THAN FOUR AND IN A PLACE LIKE THIS, HECK, YOU'D BE LUCKY TO GET THREE. >>[GASPS] >>HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO DOWNLOAD SOMETHING GRANDPA? >>DEPENDS, I REMEMBER THERE WAS THIS NIGHT, THE NETWORK WAS REAL SLOW. IT TOOK ME A FULL MINUTE JUST TO DOWNLOAD A MOVIE. >>ARE YOU JOKING? >>WAIT GUYS, DON'T WORRY. OKAY? NOTHING HAS EVER TAKEN THAT LONG TO DOWNLOAD. GRANDPA'S JUST TRYING TO SCARE US. >>HAH! YOU THINK THAT'S SCARY? I REMEMBER THERE WAS A TIME BEFORE WE EVEN INSTANTLY STREAMED MOVIES. >>STOP LYING GRANDPA! >NO, I KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. WE LEARNED ABOUT IT IN MY ANCIENT HISTORY CLASS. IT WAS THIS WEIRD LOOKING VIDEO VENDING MACHINE CALLED A "RED BOX." >>[SCREAMS] >>I WANT TO GO HOME NOW! >>THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A "RED BOX." THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A "RED BOX." >>DON'T WORRY STEPHEN. "RED BOX"AIN'T NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF. NOW, BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO ON THE OTHER HAND... >>BLOOKBLASTER? >>BLOCKBUSTER! HAVE I EVER TELL YOU KIDS THE STORY OF THE LATE FEE OF 2003? >>I WANT TO CALL MY MOM, BUT MY PHONE BLEW AWAY! >>I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. THE MOVIE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN HAD JUST COME OUT ON VIDEO. >>WHICH ONE? THERE'S OVER 700. >>THE FIRST ONE. BACK WHEN JOHNNY DEPP STILL CARED ABOUT HIS CAREER. >>NO! JOHNNY DEPP NEVER CARED. JOHNNY DEPP NEVER CARED. >>GUESS HOW I GOT TO BLOCKBUSTER THAT DAY. >>YOU HIRED SOMEONE ONLINE? >>I RODE MY BIKE! >>[SCREAMS] AND IT TOOK ME FIVE WHOLE MINUTES JUST TO GET THERE! >>HOW WERE YOU STILL INTERESTED IN SOMETHING AFTER FIVE MINUTES OF NOT HAVING IT? >>OH, DON'T YOU WORRY STEPHEN. IT GETS MUCH MORE HORRIFYING. WHEN I GOT TO THE VIDEO STORE AN AWKWARD TEENAGED VIDEO CLERK NAMED KEVIN GREETED ME. >>KEVIN! HUMAN INTERACTION? >>THAT'S RIGHT JAMES! AND HE SPOKE WORDS TO ME WITH HIS OWN MOUTH! AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID WHEN I ASKED ABOUT THE VIDEO? >>NO, NO. >>HE SAID, "SORRY SIR, WE'RE ALL CHECKED OUT!" >>[SCREAMS] >>WAIT, WHAT DID HE MEAN BY, "CHECKED OUT?" LIKE YOU HAD TO WAIT 20 SECONDS AND THEN-- >>I HAVE TO WAIT 24 HOURS! FOR THIS! >>[SCREAMS] >>HEY, DON'T WORRY KIDS! WAIT! I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU WHAT A VHS IS! YOU HAD TO REWIND IT! HOLD ON!

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Keywords: BYUtv, BYU tv, BYUtelevision, Studio C, StudioC, BYU Television (Award Winner), Scary True Story From the Future, Scary, True, Story, Future, True Story, iPhone, DVD (Media Format), VHS (Film Distribution Medium), Scary Story, Campfire, Futuristic, Camping, Teenagers, Grandpa, Ghost Stories, Jason Gray, James Perry, Whitney Call, Mallory Everton, Stephen Meek

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Length: 4min 33sec (273 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 29 2014