- This thing is like- - It's so hard. - Oh, you just ruined it, man. I'm a big fan of the Heath bar. - All right, we'll just find another one. (groovy music) - Good mythical morning. - Over the course of
the past two Halloweens, we've eaten a lot of candy and what we learned was that
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, best candy of all time. Necco Wafers, worst candy of all time. And you know what, Almond Joy,
it's actually pretty good. - Yeah, we also realized that there are so many
candy bars out there that they deserve a
tourmanent of their own. - A tourmanent. - Yeah, how do you say the word? - I say tournament but you know what, I'm gonna start saying tourmanent. - I think that's right. - Yeah, tourmanent of their own. - Buckle up little beasties 'cause we're about to embark
on a three-day tourmanent to determine the definite
worst candy bar of all time. It's time for Creepy Candy
Bar Crapfest day one. Behold our daringly dazzling,
devastatingly, dapper, ding dong dopest bracket board
of disappointing candy bars. - All right, this bracket contains 16 of the worst candy bars of all time. - And do you see? It's a cross section of a candy bar. - [Rhett] I didn't notice that right now. - [Link] You thought it was a K. - I've just been focusing on the fact that it was a tourmanent and that's really the only
thing I've been thinking about. So I just saw the brackets, but it's actually the
cross-section of a candy bar. - Of a candy bar. - Okay, there's 16 of the
worst candy bars of all time as voted on by you. We created a list, like we always do, of worst candy bars
based on online sentiment and then we put a mythical
beast survey out there on Facebook, IG stories, Twitter,
the YouTube Community tab, we're doing it all over the
place for the tourmanent. 55,971 votes were cast. I don't know if that's one
person voting that many times or some division, but narrowing it down to the
last 16 worst candy bars ever. - Yeah okay, the first eight candy bars that we're gonna be eating today 'cause the other ones are tomorrow, but today is Almond Joy
- [Rhett] Baby Ruth. - [Link] Three Musketeers
- [Rhett] Heath - Butterfinger
- Payday - Hershey's Gold
- And Mounds. - And manning the board
for this year's competition is John Wayne Chasey. Oh gosh.
- Oh gosh, okay. - Wrong entrance. - Chasey, it's over there. The tourmanent happens over there. Oh why, he just brushed your neck. - Oh why. - Oh why.
- Oh why, exactly. - In the end, the candy bar
we deem the worst of all time will suffer the ultimate punishment, being buried alive. - Let the battle of the bars begin. (dramatic music) - All right, our first
battle is with the candy bar that you decided was the worst. The first seed, Almond Joy
versus the 16th seed Baby Ruth. - Now the Almond Joy
was the Cinderella story of the you know when it was
in the other tournament. - Right. - So now we got this thing
where you guys are saying it's the worst. - It's not the worst. - And we've already.
- It's actually pretty good. - Okay now.
- Oh it comes in two, so we just each get one. - Yeah and it also grab one. It also has a cardboard backing, which this is like one of those, if you get injured and like
the paramedics show up, they're like.
- A splint. Oh backboard.
- Like a backboard. Yeah, it's a backboard for
a very, very small person or maybe a lizard.
- This thing's a contraption. - When I look at that
board, I just get hungry. I mean, you know, I like everything. So we're really gonna be
relying on your instinct to dislike foods to really
carry us through this. So the pressure's on you, bowl. - You want to eat this one too? I mean you don't have to. - Mmhmm. - Baby Ruth. One time we got paid by Baby
Ruth to dress up like goth- - Goth, goth. - It's pretty good. - I actually, I don't
really like Baby Ruth, like it's kinda dry. - I'm not gonna say the Cinderella story is now one of the worst. So I'm saying Baby Ruth is
worse than the Almond Joy, even though I never
thought I would say that. - And that means that the Almond Joy, which is better, this is confusing, the one that's better goes
in the eat you later bucket just like this. - Exactly like that. J. Dubb Chasey putting in work. - He really hit it hard there at the end. He seems mad. (dramatic music) - Next up, we got the eighth seed with 6,296 votes, Three Musketeers versus the number nine seed
with 6,103 votes, Heath. So these are neck and neck. Break me off a piece of
that Three Musketeers. - Now, I'm learning some
things about Three Musketeers. First of all, Three Musketeers
is called a Milky Way outside of the US and Canada. That's mind blowing. And what we know to be a Milky Way is called a Mars Bar outside
of the US and Canada. What's happened? What can't we just get on
the same freaking page? - We've been lied to. Heath bar, which oh gosh, this thing is like-
- It's so hard. Oh, you just ruined it, man. I'm a big fan of the Heath Bar. - All right, we'll just
go with another one. - I also am a big fan of this though so you're gonna have to
decide which ones' worse. - So what's, milk chocolate
English toffee bar? Here's an interesting thing, early ads promoted the
Heath Bar as a health bar. - Yeah, that's what I've always thought. Oh it says Heath, not health. - It says Heath for better Health. Only the best milk chocolate and almonds, creamy butter and pure sugar cane. Tell me why anyone would like this. This is horrible. - Toffee, toffee is
the nectar of the Gods. - Well, it's not that it tastes bad- - But I don't care, I like both of them so whichever one you hate worse we'll- - It doesn't taste like a candy bar. It tastes like candy
that's coated in chocolate. I feel ripped of. - But I hear what you're saying is- - Oh my gosh, we have
a freaking interloper. - It can happen. I was hoping no would see it, but Baby Ruth's can get into
Three Musketeers sometimes. - The baby being sneaky. - The baby. - I'm clearly voting
for Heath to suck more. - Okay, so that means
its Three Musketeers, I don't have a problem with that, is better and being thrown in the bucket. I almost hit me on the head. Like I got to go back to the right hand. - I wasn't even watching. - Yeah! - It's a big bucket. All right, Chasey. Throw it on there. - He's much more gentle. I think he took my feedback
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got our next contenders. The number 12 seed with
5,238 votes Butterfinger versus the fifth seed
with 6,950 votes Payday. - So give me some of
that Butterfinger, man. We're both- - Oh, it's already split, just pull. - We're both peanut butter loving fiends. - When I get Halloween candy, if I'm gonna steal from my children, first, I steal the Reese's and the second I steal the
Butterfinger, that's how I roll. - The taste is good. You really can't say
anything bad about the taste, but this flakiness here, I just took one chomp and every single one of my teeth is lined with this peanut like shale. You know that rock that's like
beside a river called shale and it's just like- - And that's the good part. I like to have residual food in my mouth from this thing that I'm eating. - And you like geology. - That is a feature for me, not a bug. I will tell you though, in 1923, they dropped Butterfingers from planes as an advertising campaign. - [Link] Seriously? - Can we bring that back? Let's drop the bobble heads from planes. - All right, so the Payday,
when did this thing come out? 1932. So it's not as, it's not
as old as a Butterfinger. - Why is it so nut forward? - It's so nut forward that they're saying, they're now promoting it as a protein bar. It's got seven grams of protein in it. - It tastes like a slightly
better tasting protein bar, which is why I really don't like it. It's like let's take the stuff that people don't like
from other candy bars and put it into one candy
bar and then call it Payday. - So the taste of the
Butterfinger's so much better, and you could argue that
all the stuff in your teeth is just more Butterfinger for later. - That's right. So you're saying that you
like the Butterfinger more, Payday's worse? - Yeah, this pretty much
is like a dookie log to me. - All right, hey, we're getting on a roll. - Nothing on my side's gotten a toss. - Yeah, that's by design, Link. - JWC, what are you doing? What, you cleaning something? Okay. He's sanitizing it. - Are you happy? Hmm, shouldn't have asked him that. - We've got the final seed
of the day, number 13. Ooh, it's unlucky. With 5,096 votes, Hershey's Gold Bar versus the number four seed
with 11,619 votes, Mounds. - Look at this thing, it's gold. - This is a first. - Oh, look, and look how it's organized. They're like, let's change it up. - They tetrisized it. - It is a new bar, relatively
new, dropped in 2017. The first bar in 23 years from Hershey's. Cookies and Cream was before that in 1994. - Wow, they don't put out a lot of bars. - It says that what's inside, the cream, is the same that's inside of an Oreo. But Hershey's says it
turns the white cream gold by browning the sugar inside. - And then what's the
bits, peanuts and pretzels? - [Rhett] Peanuts and pretzels. - They're very small. But it's got that saltiness. - It promised quite a bit. - And it doesn't deliver on anything. I don't even taste the Oreo cream, like that was a titillating fact, my friend.
- That's fool's gold. - But I'm not (sniffing) not experiencing that. Mounds. Mounds do not have an almond
and it's dark chocolate. - I think it's to deliver
it into your mouth. I don't want to eat
the whole thing though. - Eat the backboard. - I mean I've had a lot of candy today. - This is nowhere near
as good as an Almond Joy. I mean the dark chocolate,
got a little more bitterness. It's an almond joyless candy bar. - You think the joy is in the almond? - Yeah, definitely because- - What about the joy in
the chocolate and the joy in the coconut? - The coconut. - Put it in the coconut. - I don't like either one of these. It's just a question to
me of which one is worse? - I like Mounds more than this. This promised, this got me so excited, look at the packaging, look at the little color
scheme on the edge. So disappointed. - Yeah, they tried really hard. - This is just like the guy
at the Almond Joy factory left the dark thing on too long and forgot to put an almond in. I'm in a forgiving mood, I like it. - No, no, we're not. We are crapping on the worst, man, and even though this one ranks lower, this one's worse than
the Almond Joy big time. - Is it worse than this? - In in my, yes, yes, yes, at least this is creamy. - This was a disappointment. I am firmly saying that this
is worse than the Mounds. You're saying that Mounds
is worse than this? - Yes. So, all right, we're going
to a tie breaker, obviously. We are gonna perform the tie breaker, how heavy is John Wayne Chasey's sack? - So John Wayne Chasey has a sack and we're supposed to grasp it and then tell you how many grams it is. Why grams 'cause candy bar? You can hold it first. - Okay. Lighter than I thought You've been using it. Okay, there's not much to that. - Whoa, that's a light sack. - That's light. - That's a really light sack. You look at John Wayne Chasey and you think he'd have a heavy sack. - A kilogram is 1,000
grams, right or 1,000, I'm not gonna think out loud any more. All right, I have my number. Do you want to say yours
first so I can change mine? - Yeah I was about to say, let's say our numbers
at the same time, okay? - When we catch it. - [Stevie] Here we go. When you catch it? - I'll just throw it to you. - [Stevie] Three, two, one. - 175.
- 17. 17 grams man, it's not kilograms. - I said 175 grams. You said 17 grams? - Yeah, I was. - 180. - I was saying kilograms. 18 kilograms.
- Hey listen, can we just take a moment? A man just holds a sack and says 175 grams and then you weigh it, it's 180 grams. I feel like I should receive
at least a candy bar for that. - Yeah, here it is. - Thank you. I hate it. - Yeah, okay, hey, at least
I get to throw something. Why was I off that far? It doesn't matter. - Hey, well you missed that too. You know what, get another
try, get another try. Leave on a happy note. Adjust it just a little
bit, just a little bit. You got it, there's more
Mounds where that came from. Nope too short. It looks good.
- I'm getting pretty defeated. I look like an idiot and now I look like an idiot. - Just go harder, just go harder. Just go harder, same thing harder. No harder! No harder! - I don't want to go too hard. - [Both] Yeah! - John Wayne Chasey, put
jet Hershey's Gold on there if you're following along. - Not Mounds.
- Not Mounds. You're not, see yeah, exactly. That's what I would have said,
but I'm horrible at weight. - Okay, that means at the end of the day, Baby Ruth, Heath, Payday
and Hershey's Gold have moved on as still having a chance to be the worst candy bar ever. - Yeah, they get to rest up for tomorrow while we select the
next four to continue on and battle them for the title
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17kg is so much further off than 17g, what is Link even talking about?
I laughed so hard at the 18kg. That's more than 36 cans of Coke.
Omg is Almond Joy seriously a choice? I thought they ended up really liking that one 😂
wouldn't the worst candy bar be some kind of generic brand from 7/11 ?
Does anyone have a printable bracket to fill out?
Anyone else see 3 musheteers in the labeling? Weird thing to slip past the editor.
There are some really great classic candy bars in this tourmanent. PayDay, Baby Ruth, 3 Musketeers, Butterfinger, etc. Was the original voting done using a limited number of candy bars and/or multiple choice? I don't see how these candy bars would make the cut if the fan voting allowed write-ins.
This was a super fun start to the tournament; I feel very invested in it! Also, props to the Mythical Crew for the "spooky forest" decor.
:( :(
^Me seeing all my fav candy bars on the list