World's Funniest Comics On The Graham Norton Show! | Volume Two

because you think a lot of parents would you know encourage their their children's kind of high aspirations yes like you told your mom you when I was a kid before I want to be a comedian my dream was to be the president of the United States it's the only real job I ever wanted okay only time I wanted an office I wanted to be the president United States I told my mother she's like you better not do get shot no no and I never tried to be good in school at all be President the Whooper was the point and the Hillary Obama's mother did not say that she had a different message as a comic obviously likes the George Bush is like a gift to worldwide so what's it like now he's the gift that keeps giving no he's got something to do with this oil spill not the president but he's watched when we really get under all of this we're gonna find JB initials on a cuff link down working the rig tonight all the red lights are gone out I don't understand can you do jokes about Obama it's weird cuz he's just so damn cool he can't tell jokes cuz he's black no no no he's just too cool it's like doing jokes about Brad Pitt what can you say about your wife is hot it's very hard if you were attractive you know that you guys don't have to worry [Applause] I have friends I'm not gonna name names goldie hawn i take it you know then you know and just say would you believe i have a grown-up daughter and you're gonna go yes it's very hard for a woman to get older yeah and older men because I always faked orgasm and now these old guys you know you're moan and groan in the wrong ear they don't hear it [Applause] Melissa my daughter are you single yeah we'll talk with the king of America I he owns divid oh you know the porn Awards the red they have a red carpet I'm not lying to you on the porn Awards a red it's shaved but it's a record full of hosts yeah because mr. crystal okay nine times you've hosted the offer I've been accused of that [Applause] I read where as you travel the world kind of that's what you recognize even more than the movies you've been in a lot of times yeah they'll call me Oscar the actual call stand like this because you you've done it once once yeah but can you enjoy it was the whole evening just been to oh my god yeah you know the worst thing about I know if you found this when I went for my first production meeting they said great Hugh were very excited and they they gave me a one sheet page to talk about the show it had sigma-1 Hugh Jackman opening 7/8 minutes question mark commercial break one segment Tilghman like okay can we just stop there for second what do I do in this 7m I said don't worry it's up to you and I was like okay I'm not you know I'm not Billy Crystal right that's why not sort of sorted out that first seven eight minutes then I kind of enjoyed it and it's it's daunting when you walk out and you see this is a great audience but imagine that it's all gigantic movie stars with big heads okay all head everyone's got huge but I was at you are on the couch with kind of nerd central no no Tina you've told about but you you do a lot of material about growing up a nerd but you really weren't yeah no I really was we've got photographic evidence there you go this will prove it haircut was done by folding my face in half the guy from spinal tap ooh did it my mom used to take me to a haircutting school because you could get like it's good literally a two dollar haircut and the guinea pig and the sign outside the school said London Paris Upper Darby you've talked about your late blossoming your sort of sexual awakening thank you for bringing that up I was wanting to make sure everyone knew I was a late starter and yeah for sure I don't I probably didn't see a penis until I was at least 20 and that was probably a medical journal so a healthy penis [Laughter] but then but you this is so weird to be talking to some of you did do that the physic feat quite early again thank you yeah no I think is you mr. ed was in body fat yeah yeah I did I was you know wearing that haircut and like a bra I'm everything my mom taking me to JCPenney and and trying a bra on over my clothes in the it's like this note there's no turning back literally at the same time like 1980 the same time the Kurt was scaring men the streets of st. Louis now smash cut to talking about Latin and the genie of it you must be like animators must just love working even in that phone what did you do 56 voices as Aladdin yes it was fun to do voices that you'd never hear in a cartoon like Jack Nicholson the idea of him being in a cartoon is like maybe a little wrong for the kiddies it was fun because the first day we did it they just I said can you mind if I try something and they went Oh fine and then by the end they had 23 hours of material to choose from but and even the great thing about was to even make fun of Disney's own marketing stuff like the idea of them selling everything and that was the first time they even made fun of themselves which was kind of great did you feel like Disney were interfering or they just let you go oh they let me go because after a while I realized it certainly works with and then after that it was like this kind of tradition of hiring comedians to be in in cartoons which is great because they come in there riff like crazy and the great thing is when I see you give them a voice and then they draw and then the animators go from what you gave them and go even further which is wonderful and can you look at a cartoon ik over the voice well like with Happy Feet I got to be like I played two different characters initially three but then there were that the one voice sounded too familiar but when I got to play an Argentinian penguin machismo penguin you know the guy's Argentinian guy so going what do you do know you want it looking at you know you want it look at it don't be afraid of the flippers and I brought you some pebbles that's some bling baby you want some bling you know you do yes your heart and you know I got a beak that'll make you feel so goo and then you had like all the crazy ones you know like penguins there was a story this week you see it about a penguin in a Wildlife Centre in Torquay right it's a little penguin right it was rejected by its mother right it's very sad aye well done oh look at you mother so what do you do with a lonely little baby penguin you buy it a friend now I can't help feel longer in the shop yeah [Music] that's my friend he doesn't do anything he's been dead for two years nobody made me is it did work it really worked the little baby penguin was doing really really well till it choked to death and a big Google I remember the part when they actually got Norwegian I think the Norwegian ornithologist found out that about gay penguins and they had two gaping wounds who lived in the New York zoo and they were cohabitating for years and they've just by the fact that they just kept bringing each other bling like I made this for you really gay penguins yeah they gave really gay Oh [Applause] [Music] you you

Channel: The Graham Norton Show

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Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 09 2019