World’s Funniest Comics on The Graham Norton Show | Volume 1

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proper transplant with the Obamas you were at the famous lost kind of white house party I was there it was scary it was sad those John I remember I I just remember like hanging out and like first of all every black person was there jay-z Beyonce Oh died it with the black heavens I remember at one point of the night I was like with Michelle Obama and she was like kind of sad and she's like I don't know what we're gonna do I don't know what's gonna happen and I was like [Applause] we'll be fine and she looks at me and she goes I was talking about the country when you go with you all your jokes you hope that there's obviously there's different references that they won't get and some things are very British centric and I didn't know that if they knew I have a joke about well it involves the words hanky-panky what is it I can't do the whole joke [Laughter] Georgia do the Joe it's just a silly joke it's a joke about words that come with another word so there's like chitchat or chap so what's the difference being chat and chitchat why these people say John have a chance we just had a chat we had a bit of chitchat but it's pretty much the same thing the difference of course is shit but people never have a chip they never go would you like a chit no I don't have time for a chat could we have a little chit but I was gathered all these words up like like willy-nilly nitty gritty definite to you do sometimes get the nitty hurly-burly dilly-dally wishy-washy ha and hodgepodge my favorite is hanky-panky because well everybody hopes I can only speak as a man but men tend to hope for hanky-panky on a daily basis but often we must make do with hanky [Applause] sometimes we get to the end of the day and it looks like pinkies on the cards what's happening today and we're like I'm not sure I can do pinkie cuz I went hanky early daughter but if you can refrain from hanky there's a good chance of rampy bumpy I didn't know whether they had the phrase hanky panky in Australia tour manager who is the sweetest smallest Maltese man he's a tiny sweet malteaser Maltese with the border so like you've eaten the top and I said these things great see I said grats can you go and find out if if they know the phrase hanky panky because I don't do this joke and everyone just stares at me so he went over to the largest Australian security man I've ever used beef are you familiar with the phrase thank you and it is just like you better get away from me familiar with it yes it went very well okay it's not it's not it's not funny but it's it I'm interested in what your opinion is because you can be underwhelmed you can be overwhelmed right but you're never just two days ago well you're right like you could be distributions with like torrential we'll always go with rain my favorite is a Kimbo you can only have links I think have you seen her dance you'll write the whelmed this is a good thought if I ever went solo that would be my name well no legs a killer a lovely way of using social media as a tribute to your partner Jane yeah I just yeah I like you're in the bar faces that you do I get the bar faces but then I also get pictures we if we were out or something I sort of like lag behind and get Jane by herself with no one and I take a picture of her and I tweet Jane with all their friends I don't know how funny Jane finds these so here's one you choose of Jane Jane thought you've made a new friend but it was just a shot Lee what you're describing Jane thinking about making new friends no you're doing it where is he where is it he sees the tweet this one is Jane is looking so happy because her new friend hasn't walked away yet when you're when she's posing for one of these pictures does she go is this one of those pictures where you're gonna make me look like I have no know there had to be there hadn't been a few words at home after you posted this one just found this photo of Jane when she was little [Laughter] well there you go that's it true and this seems unlikely that you own a single piece of every bit of memorabilia that they produced for Lord of the Rings oh well that's half true so I've got a few things from the actual film so I have the ring I have sting I have a map from Bilbo's study or the living room in Bag End and I just recently cuz I went back and did the final bit on The Hobbit and they gave me the book that Bilbo writes in he writes The Hobbit they're in Mac again a Hobbit's tale and then I finished it as a lot of the reasons they gave me that read volume which is oh yeah whoa and my last day in Hobbiton it was pretty magical and I was amazing it's a real place they've actually built it they built it for Lord of the Rings we took all of the the facades away and then it's since been a tourist attraction and now it's been rebuilt for The Hobbit but with sustainable materials with real woods so it'll always be there so from now on you'll actually get to see Hobbiton and visit it as a real place stay there no come but they are coming the Green Dragon [Music] [Music] [Applause] yes we're going to Hobbiton for Christmas I turned 19 when we first went to Hobbiton and all 13 I was talking to Pete when we were there on my last day I said you realized that I had my 19th birthday yeah [Music] no one could have known that it was going to take off and be become a real place good luck getting into New Zealand [Applause] no come on Graham good luck on you he's a hobbit denier this is based on your life I mean this is things yeah loosely crammed things like isn't the washing machine that happened to you what the washing you were very hung over oh yeah Jodie Foster that story all the stories are really cool though Graham when I was teaching this show is based on I I went home one weekend and I was in my 30s I was probably 33 years of age I went home to see my mother and then I went back and while I was at home my mother did my washing for me because I was only 33 back on the on the Sunday night I got really drunk and then I went for a curry and then the next day I went into school I'm going to I went into school and it was a school in Slough and it was quite a rough school but they had a really brilliant hearing-impaired Department so they were hearing impaired kids who you know struggled they were they were really looked after in school anyway I was really hung over I went there and I bet break time I felt really uncomfortable I thought something's not right you know so I went to the toilet and I pulled my trousers down and some of my mother's knickers have got I've got mixed up in the washing and I was wearing my mother's oh now I remember you loser this is such a low point you fucking loser the Korean food the Korean the booze kicked in from the night before I I did like a fecal Jackson Pollock God not this oh Jesus so I clean myself up I pulled my mother's pants back back into the classroom and I saw one of the hearing impaired kids like this that's what I remembered my I had a microphone directly [Applause] [Music] you

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Channel: The Graham Norton Show

Views: 4,871,287

Rating: 4.9122615 out of 5

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Length: 12min 24sec (744 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 04 2018

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I’ve heard that last story several times. Never fails to make me laugh.

👍︎︎ 9 👤︎︎ u/PinkMini72 📅︎︎ Sep 01 2018 🗫︎ replies

That last guy had one the funniest stories I ever had.

👍︎︎ 4 👤︎︎ u/Haithem2018 📅︎︎ Sep 01 2018 🗫︎ replies

Who knew Chris Martin could be so funny? And yes, Hobbiton is REAL! : ) The last gentleman is Greg Davies.

👍︎︎ 1 👤︎︎ u/RunningHime 📅︎︎ Sep 19 2018 🗫︎ replies