when karens end 7,594,000,000 lives by saying "no"

all right so we're checking out the only game where you literally have to verbally beat people to death otherwise you flip out and become a meme on reddit it's karen an outrage simulator more destroying the fabric of society damn it this game gives you a real good idea of exactly where we're going when the two modes instead of easy and hard are normal and carrying mode so this outrage simulator is a game where you are supposed to go to all these various places and deal with people in terrible ways so that you get what you want otherwise you will have a life-altering meltdown that will enable you to become a meme on reddit you're not supposed to have these meltdowns because it ends the game but we're absolutely having all of the meltdowns let us travel first to con mart so our very first objective is to attempt to have this poor cashier accept a coupon that expired yesterday you're supposed to get the cashier's resolve down to zero but from what i understand the best parts of this game are when your character finally goes completely insane all the insanities have their own endings and i want to find out all of these endings trainee jared here asks how can i help you today you're gonna regret saying that hello jared i have one question how flammable are you i have this coupon i'd like to redeem it says i can get a bag of chips for half price your coupon expired yesterday i'm sorry but i can't accept this oh really intimidate them to wear down their confidence guilt them to wait on their indifference and annoy them to wear down their patience if your freakout meter fills up you'll lose your cool and go crazy tell me more there's always people with cameras around ready to capture the scene oh fantastic i get insanity freeze frames okay and so the argument begins did you read it right i was busy yesterday just take it or oh it's just chips i'm gonna go about this the college way and just pick c for all the answers don't be ridiculous i'm sorry ma'am i can't accept the inspired coupon damn it c was the right answer are you for real this is terrible customer service i didn't see the fine print i promised my kids c is for confidence oh yeah the text is pretty small but it's there i like how now we've gotten to the point where it's you're being an idiot i've been coming here forever the customer is always right you won't be keeping this job i kind of want to keep picking c but honestly let's just go straight for name calling you're being an idiot just accept the damn coupon man please don't use that kind of language jared if you keep filling up my freakout meter you're gonna see some different language i can't process this transaction i'm gonna have to ask you to leave oh really don't be ridiculous you're making a huge mistake both of these are so good but honestly let's just go with this one i don't have to take this from the likes of you there's no need to swear man there absolutely is i want to get the freakout meter filled all the way up okay the freakout meter is filled give it to me game what happens now this is infringing on my freedoms and my rights my rights to get half-price chips how could you keep them from me you bastard man please calm down oh this must be our camera girl you deserve this you evil little man it's the wreath oh here we go just throw the coffee maker to the ground keep going there goes the tip jar my days at retail it's all coming back to me damn you game holy you think this is funny what is she gonna beat the hell out of the poor girl yeah you better run she is just going for it after trashing the store we made it onto the front page of public meltdown where the lady who was taking our picture didn't follow the freaking rules film horizontally so i did the same thing but this time i chose you'll have to call the police apparently that was the right answer all right just take the chips i literally don't give a anymore i knew you'd see sense eventually here's the money there's even a fully drawn scene of us leaving with our chips whose life are we ruining next going to the cafe huh how's it going there star cups i'm here for your big ass what can i get you today i'm here for my mobile order pickup sure thing name karen yep it's right on the pickup lane okay thank you i asked for a grant oh my jesus christ i'm sorry ma'am let me remake your drink right away can you can you hold off until i drink like 80 of it first sorry for the mix-up ma'am oh you're not yet but you will be please enjoy that's not enough i want a full refund in fact also give me whatever's in your pockets a refund yes a refund you've ruined my experience see the fine print on my app i could have been allergic you not regretting becoming a barista has ruined my experience the first sip is what this place is all about you betrayed it you know what i'd like to speak well done well done game you fought you've done it so go with c ma'am yes i am the manager ah top 10 enemy plot twists what that's impossible i do appreciate that as you slowly go insane like everyone starts to get up to watch i don't believe you then make an exception i know the manager i'll talk to corporate let me see your power level ma'am this is embarrassing you're making a scene i'm not yet hold on i've got like another one third of the meter to go through never mind the meter filled up immediately i'm making a scene you're making a scene this whole damn coffee shop is making a scene it's dime okay i'm gonna try and call this real quick this coffee is gonna turn into a projectile do it karen you know you want to oh yes right in the face not so smug now are you mr manager who the hell is this taking my picture it's like a young bon jovi at least he's holding his phone sideways oh yeah i'm gonna stomp the out of your scones you taking my picture you think i'm the crazy one looks like you want a piece of this give me that phone my god it actually brought a tear to my eye i gotta rest it too okay this actually took a while to finally whittle this guy down fine i'll give you your damn refund i can't be bothered arguing any longer just take your drink and your money and get out of my shop you're the most ridiculous woman i've ever met we'll get used to it because i'm gonna be coming here every day you should have messed with me so long there's two things about this that i love first off it's our boy giving her the middle finger and the other one is this right here what do you call a sad coffee a depresso oh damn i get my choice now the spa food zone or a restaurant guess we'll go to the spa and see what i can burn down here good afternoon ma'am welcome to the maxi relaxy spa so we're in her appointment calendar but there's a minor issue what's the issue we're gonna have to push your appointment back a few minutes you listen to me you take whoever's in front of me and drown them in that goddamn spa water if you'd like you're more than welcome to take a seat in our relaxing lobby while you wait i'm gonna take that seat and i'm gonna beat you to death with it wwe style oh here they are what so the situation already resolved itself i haven't even gone insane yet i see someone's having their pre-wedding spa treatment huh would be a shame if someone ruined the big day tell your massage boy that we want another hour she wants to take my slot if she wants to get relaxed i'll send her to the hospital so she can get some morphine hey you are we going to challenge the bride to a fight to the death out comes the selfie drama what the hell the categories left and now it's replaced with the bride's temper we are we're gonna have a fist fight what's your problem you are you are you ruined my day you ruined my appointment let's go straight for the throat today is my big day i don't have time to care about your problems nobody cares if you're getting married burn the guy get with cucumbers in his eyes is piping up now you two need to relax and recognize what's going on look at the world look at our lives what is this oh we're all so overworked nobody has time for mistakes are you like trying to defuse the situation you shut your mouth shut up seriously throw them in the water i'm young gorgeous and i've got my whole life ahead of me meanwhile this crone is old and crabby listen here you little time your wedding isn't special your marriage doesn't matter your big day is a lie and your marriage won't last you can't spell divorce without die hell no it's not his that baby bump doesn't hide so well in an outfit jesus christ we got her forget it you hang it on time to listen to you i'm going back in and there's nothing you can do about it grab her by the hair don't you turn your back on me right into the water i'm not done until i ruin everyone's day your wedding is over and now we're next to the guy that tried to give us that huge speech do me a favor lady can you cry your warm tears onto my feet okay the freakout meter is full now the time has come i've had enough of you right or not you're getting what you deserve which is a dropkick oh my god she threw against the wall you crazy you've ruined her wedding hair that's not cool you shut your mouth slightly overweight emilio estevez nobody asked you i'm gonna throw his ass in the water i that guy's still in the spa too guess i'll go trounce some asses over at the food zone whoa things are getting real here didn't you see the signs you can't come inside without your mask we all have to do our part my part is gonna be redecorating this factory fresh food and beverages place i don't have a mask i didn't see this sign i don't have to wear one they don't even work i would appreciate it if you took yours off as well so i can see the look of horror on your face when i force you to consider just quitting your job wow the exempt got both of these down well how are you exempt i have a medical condition i'll only be a minute i just am okay you can trust me young lady the girl just said who hurt you and our character is is taken back are we is this like a flashback what is this my god it's us as a young karen you can do this just gotta take those smugs in accounts cross-reference the file collate these documents copy everything in triplicate all before lunch karen no it's my boss it's christian bale yes mr bossman where are those documents the documents they're almost ready i need more time i've just started it's not lunch yet she's so nice they're almost ready mr boss man that's not good enough i need them now what do you have to say for yourself i'm so sorry i'll try harder it's a lot to do i'm still new i'm still new and haven't been pummeled into the ground by the corporate lifestyle i'm sorry christian are you saying i should have hired someone with more experience i need this job i'll get it right i want to do it i feel terrible sure i feel terrible just give me a chance you should feel terrible god mr boss man i i please don't speak to me like this what you're being cruel the freakout meter instantaneously went up you don't get to tell me anything so long as you keep screwing up i'll speak to you anywhere please you're nothing you're a nobody that's all you'll ever be god you're not i'm gonna strangle my papers you son of a wow karen the origin story that day karen vowed she would never let anyone make her feel like that again she destroyed the sweet girl she used to be in heart for the world and now here we are in the supermarket brings a tear to my ma'am shut up you don't know anything apologize actually i'll i'll tell you that's a fantastic story you need to know all about it this is nothing but basic fear-mongering you should fear me oh no i went through all that and now it's freak out time you can't control me get your cell phones out it's about to be a royal ass kicking here this is privilege chest kicker yeah oh my god she sent her to the ground give me that phone posted by ligma berries oh this game i have finally found the way to navigate through this gigantic verbal tetris puzzle you can shop without a mask i didn't mean to cause such an inconvenience so long as you understand young lady now go drink that hand sanitizer we came here for frozen pizzas and they don't have any frozen pizzas oh never mind then she's okay with that you tell her no for anything else and she gets super pissed off but they don't have any pizzas and she's like ah what can you do we ended up taking something with us it was probably that girl's soul only two zones left to destroy how are you ladies doing that's a beautiful smile you have let's go ahead and turn that upside down was everything satisfactory oh god actually i think this dish was supposed to come with salted almonds almonds yes i like my nuts salty i don't think so you must be mistaken are you calling me a liar no ma'am i just mean that i don't care what you meant i want my goddamn almonds give me the almonds so we're in here this random robert downey jr looking guy spoke up for us and now we're like falling in love with them karen s are they all named karen he's really good looking i think he's flirting with you to turn into a dating simulator i'm karen by the way oh how rude of me i'm karine aren't you married shut up joyce so unfortunately our bar doesn't have any almonds either really let me ask you in your bow tie something uh do you like the taste of broken glass the lady's right that's not good enough i said the lady's right this isn't good enough she's like i can't do anything about it that's for your wrong sweet cheeks take this money run down to the store and buy her some i'll be right back yeah you sure will get the hell out of here they had salted almonds and honey dipped ones please tell me that you bought both oh she did here you go is there anything else i can do for you my shift is almost over would you like to come with me to my yacht what wait are you are you talking to me or the waitress yeah they do it what i mean now that everyone's taken care of i'd love to see your big bo you're not going anywhere you think you can leave in the middle of my service we're not done yet she's trying to leave and one of the options is just i won't let you you're not going anywhere fine i'll stay here with your table i don't need to go that's right you don't need to see this guy's yacht either another young life crushed although i didn't get to see the freak out so okay so i think we're gonna get to the freak out because now this girl says i'm done with my shift and i'm getting the hell out of here bullsh you are i'm taking this whole place down with me you've ruined everything oh hell yeah broken plate son you can't do this we can do whatever don't you tell her what to do suffer she throws the wine on her you threw wine all over my new shoes you deserve this what's she going to do because she spared a character i think she killed her salts waitress a rock guy that wasn't an assault it was murder there's only one last freak out to go to the game studio time to teach people why creativity doesn't pay above her there was only one entity more powerful the makers of the reality in which she existed the hell of a game studio you guys got here stick on the wall you us yeah i'm gonna shave that goatee steep it in hot water and make you drink it like a tea what about us whoa there paul bunyan back on up don't play dumb with me i know it's all your fault you two made this world so all the evil in this world is because of you after everything we've done to everyone we've come and contacted actually yes this one's actually her fault who the hell is this this whole game was pretty much her idea i see what you have to say for yourself i just want to let you know before you say anything i've sparta kicked the last two people that pissed me off i think you're mistaken we simply created the world but you created yourself are we getting deep again i couldn't make myself aren't i completely scripted i'm more powerful than you i don't understand oh i am more powerful i'm taking over this entire world the creation has risen above the creator you need to be careful do you know why because since we got the manager line out of the way it's now you don't know who you're dealing with i'm not just a video game karen i'm karen incarnate representative of all the universal care and energies oh my god she's become aware oh no she's growing in power that's right i'm coming for that ass bruce willis she will soon become the ultimate care and we won't be able to stop her quickly we have to use our dev powers i'm reaching level 9000. my eyes are going right you fool you're too late i've reached my true potential my final form i'm not none can stand in the way of my might we have one option left what are you gonna try and do some sort of voltron thing what are you doing you fools think you can stop the impossible i cannot be removed i'm invincible they're gonna shut down the game no pull the plug developer power the developers destroyed the reality they had built with other sacrifice even more energy would spill out into the multiverse no i'm falling into the void ah my heels while her world was removed karen's spirit was strong her essence now floats among the cosmos eternally wow well i guess that's it now we can take over the cosmos forever special thanks to karen anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of the outrage simulator until next time stay foxy much love

Channel: GrayStillPlays

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Id: jFz_rtRavBw

Length: 18min 15sec (1095 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 14 2020