-All right. We're checking out
the only game where you can bring people
so much joy that it kills them. It's Plague Inc. A lot of new custom things in Plague Inc,
but I decided I would look for some positivity
since everything's always about, you know, murdering individuals
in the most gruesome of ways. Today we will murder people
in the most joyful and happy of ways. That's right. Behold, the disease, Happy You To Death. Actually, the most unrealistic thing about
this entire scenario is that Happy You To Death
is beginning in the United States. I feel like maybe it would instead begin,
I don't know, in Canada or something, or like Greenland. Greenland always catches crap
in Plague Inc for just never dying. As you can imagine,
Happy You To Death has all kinds of custom symptoms that will probably
get absolutely ridiculous, but it has to start somewhere,
and so we're starting with the dopamine boost. The infected have large boosts
of dopamine increasing happiness. Not gonna lie, this sounds like it
would solve a lot of the world's problems. I mean, it will solve
a lot of the world's problems because there won't be anyone left
to have problems. So we can involve
a headache or minor photophobia. People tend to stay in doors. This is- it's just being a gamer. Ooh, harder to cure. Now, just like anything else,
what we don't want to do is kill anyone yet. You want to wait for that sucker punch
to wind up nice and strong. If I remember correctly,
I think this is beginning in Virginia too. What a specific place
for people to get so happy that they end up exploding from it. That reminds me too,
every time I play this game I pretty much predict
the truth of the world. Welcome to 2022. Look at all these buildings. Look at these people
over here walking down the street. Are they happy? No, they're probably arguing
over who was supposed to pay the water bill last month, but soon they won't have anything
to argue about anymore. Ah, there's a new thing now. It's just insanity. Neuropathy action in the pathogen
in the frontal cortex causes severe emotional
and behavioral abnormalities or a headache. I can also do this and, I don't know,
maybe make like bunnies really happy. Ooh, if I was to put bunnies
in any of this, it would be rodent. I'm picking rodent the moment I can. If there's one thing I want
it's zombified happy bunnies. Medicine in the United States
is slowing the infection. Oh, really? All right, bunnies, hold on. You may have to wait for a minute. Priests claim asteroid
to destroy earth in 4024. What earth? Actually, I guess after I kill everyone,
the earth will still be here. It's not like it's going anywhere. Let me help destroy
the United States a little bit better. Happy You To Death begins to spread. That's what I like to hear. I'm actually kind of curious,
you know how all the different places their tile changes
the more they're destroyed. What actually happens in Saudi Arabia? Because this picture
is not very flattering. It's literally nothing. There's one camel,
I think maybe some power lines, but they're really pixelated
and far in the back. Look at this, obesity. You know how we fix obesity? Bunnies, but I can't get there yet. I need two more points. Hi, bunnies, happy bunnies. Who's gonna get it? New Zealand is the center
of a magnetic field shift. Can it get me killer bunnies? Yes, it can. Thank God. Oh, we can get photophobia II. Sensitive to bright flashes of light,
including cameras and flashlights. I like how worried this dude
over here actually looks. He's like, "Wait, who's playing the game? No." You better start snorting Excedrin
because that headache is about to get real bad. All right. Where does headache go to? Ah, a happy face. [chuckles] Joy. Infected individuals
are more likely to interact with others due to increased optimism. I'm not gonna lie, this entire illness
sounds fantastic so far. I actually am kind of curious
where the death comes in. All right.
Think we're ready to keep going here. Might as well go for the joy. Whoo. Anytime you go from a happy face to,
you know, like a heart getting electrocuted
by Thor. Evolve. Overjoyed. Individuals become
so happy their hearts stop beating. Whoops. What is this one?
Owl neck, what? Infected will be able to rotate
their necks at a horrifying angles. Infected will be able
to maintain eye contact. Oh, God, it's not lethal at all. It's just amazing. Nothing like asking your brother
if he took out the garbage and then his neck slowly
turns 180 degrees, got that giant smile on him. He's like, "Oh, I took care
of the garbage and our parents." Happy You To Death spreads to Mexico. Whoops.
That's what you get for being close. That is not Mexico. I love how it like spreads
to Mexico up in Canada. You know what?
Spore burst, hot. You know what?
Two spore bursts. All right, we're up to 70. Oh, wow. Okay.
82,000. The infection is going quick now. When you get to the top of Canada,
that's when you know. [coughing] Don't cough in my ear. Oh, yeah.
300,000. 500,000. All right. We definitely need more
of this in Florida. Hold on. Mosquitoes. Go. I mean, we got lots
of bats too technically. I'm serious if you go up north
in like Newark, New York, and New Jersey and Pennsylvania, they're hitting
all these deers with their car. Down here at night,
we taking out bats like mayflies. Festival of love in Russia. Not for long. All right. Happy You To Death
is now more infectious than TV. Whoo. We should be getting
some really stupid evolutions here soon. I mean, you know, more stupid than these. Definitely want insanity,
but it's so expensive these days. All right.
We're spreading all around the world. Oh, wow. Okay. We're like-
we're like really spreading. Okay.
Insanity, go. What is this?
Coma. Surges of joy make infected slip it
into a coma. Ooh, harder to cure.
Sure. New worrying disease spreading. What are you worried about? People have never had it so good. Where's the coma at? There, everyone who's unhappy
could go to sleep forever. Happy You To Death is becoming scary. I have the- the second
someone started rotating their neck 180 degrees I got rid of it. What do you people want from me? There is 138 million people
infected by it. All right? Yeah. More-more photophobia. The infected become so sensitive
to light that it kills them. Yeah, but no, it doesn't kill them much. USA shuts down airport. It's a little late for that. All right. Now we wanna make sure
that it's much slower to fix. All right. USA is starting
to work on the cure. Okay. Now we'll do the owl next. Get that infection way out there. Acute, uh-oh. I have a feeling
this does something to kill people. Neurological damage. All right. Well, the beginning
of the end has started. First death in Mexico. Maybe I can stop it. Hold on.
Yeah, devolve this real quick. Bring the lethality back down. Ah, now we're starting
to get some real spreading. Early analysis of Happy You To Death
in Mexico has identified
cellular regenerative abilities that could cause tumors. Is this like, you wanna know how
I got those scars type of tumor thing. I just gave
everyone a joker origin story. I'm gonna keep doing some of this. Like I say, I wanna
get that infectivity up as much as possible before
the deaths start rolling in. That's already 2,000 people dead. Oh, God. Oh, deedle dee. The infected brains
are starting to get heat. Uh, yeah.
More transmission and more of that. [laughs] Whoo. Keep it going, baby. How's Saudi Arabia looking? Nah, camel's still there, it's fine. Actually, there's no one dead there. Okay. We stopped it
at 2,000 people dead luckily. The infections are now over two million. So I think things are gonna work
as they should, and I think everything here
pretty much kills people. This kills people very little. So we're gonna go here,
and yeah, make it super resistant. Oh, crap. Oh, God. Oh, they're dropping like flies. It could also just be old age. Anytime you hear the creepy girl,
that's a bad sign. I mean for the world,
it's a good sign for me. I can't stop it at this point. It's time to start killing people. Evolve. Whoo.
What is this? Uncontrolled happiness. People start to become so happy,
they now want to spread it to others forcefully. Grants zombies. Hell yes. Happy You To Death
is placed on the watch list, you know, after 4 million people died. Happy You To Death is killing very fast. Uh-oh. All right.
32% cured so far. We're gonna shut that crap down
in a minute with some zombies. Whoo.
What is this? Huggers live to hug. Smilers aren't zombies actually. Decreases smilers from rotting away
and especially in hot climates. Other like Floridian zombies. Hugs. They seek out
uninfected individuals to hug. What comes after this? Like more-more-r hugs. Now I'm curious. Happy You To Death begins
to reanimate the dead. Humanity has no idea
what's about to happen. See, this guy would be smiling,
but he doesn't have any lips left, but just imagine he is very happy. Zombie's changed everything. All right?
We've gotta evolve the-the zombie decay. There's 258 million zombies in the world. All right?
Can I buy anything else yet? I want this one. I want like the-the stronger huggers. All right.
Lots of dead people. Lots of zombies. All right. The camera's
just decided to mutate on their own. Ooh.
And I can buy the huggers. We'll get this in a second. Oh, the zombies,
2 billion- 2 billion zombies. Mexico begins to break down. Like Canada, Mexico, or Mexico Mexico? Japan uses mass graves. What graves? No one needs to get buried. I'm actually making-- Ooh. I'm actually making things
much easier for you people. 27 points is what we need to unlock-- Ooh. There's the 37 points. Here we go. [laughs] Crushing hugs. Smiling Zombies overexert
so much force that it kills people. I'm gonna love you to death. Columbia is the first to fall
into anarchy due to Happy You To Death. Columbia, I'm sorry. I'm actually surprised
at how good Sweden is doing. Although, there are 305 zombies
just chilling out over there. Well, now there's
a lot more zombies in the world. All right, ready. Crushing hugs
which leads to summon the smilers, okay, and twisting neck. Smilers are now able to seek uninfected by twisting their neck in a full circle. Oh, my God. I'm turning people
into the girl from The Exorcist. Whoo. Cure is 50% complete. Yeah, I don't think
you're going to make it world. But we got 4 billion- 5 billion zombies, basically. Sweden somehow is up to 600, 900. Happy You To Death
is turning people into zombies. Faced with overwhelming evidence, governments confirmed
that Happy You To Death can trigger pathological aggression
in corpses. Whoo.
It's not really aggression. I mean, I guess they
are aggressively hugging people. Look at how many. Yes. Summon the smilers.
Yes. Enhanced smilers. Yes, happiness makes them strong. Ooh. All right, let's see here. Who needs more zombies? What we got over here? Oh, look at this. There's a lot of dead people
that aren't zombies yet. We can fix that. West Africa, you know what we need? More zombies. All right.
Kazakhstan has fallen. Sweden just doesn't have
a lot of dead people for me to convert yet. Okay, twisting neck. Yeah, we might as well see
where this goes. Horrifying stare. The smilers stare
at their targets perfectly, allowing them to track them. There are currently 5 billion zombies
in the world. Actually, there's a few people
who aren't infected yet. My hope is that the rest
of the population gets infected before the zombies
end up killing everyone. Get a little bit more infection going. There we go. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. There we go.
There we go. That's what I'm talking about,
the Z Com Project. In response to the growing zombie threat, powerful military organization
called Z Com has been set up in Sweden. Sweden, eh? Oh, yeah. The horrifying stare
which leads to rapid neck movement. This is seriously turning
into a conjuring episode. All right, there's not
a lot of dead people here, but I'll make as many zombies as I can. Right. Norway's down. Oh, Canada can get a lot more zombies. There we go. 305,000 zombies. More, more. All right.
Command post is activated for Z Com. The red blotches over
by the Z Com building are starting to get very, very big. Uh.
Okay. We've got 5 billion zombies in the world. That's nice.
Z Com is destroyed. It just went up like two months ago. The Z Com base has been destroyed
with an overwhelming force of zombies. There were no survivors. You know what else?
There wasn't punctuation. Where are
these 26 million healthy people at? Madagascar. Are you kidding me? Smiling zombies begin to wipe
the faces off of the uninfected to forcefully give them
a big, happy smile. Okay, that's really good,
but we need 30 for that. Ooh. Grants the ability
to control some zombies. Yeah. Yeah, let's get a group
of zombies to travel over to Madagascar. Use them to target pockets of resistance. Here, we'll get-we'll get-
we'll get some to go from here to here to-- there we go. [laughs] Look at them go.
[laughs] Were they just swimming
through the water? Yes. Madagascar. You thought you were safe. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Madagascar. Oh, you should have known. Madagascar starts
central corpse disposal. Well, don't worry,
my zombie Olympic swimming team are on their way too.
[laughs] Madagascar gives
assault weapons to the public. That's hot. Happy You To Death
has destroyed humanity. Mindless zombies infected
with Happy You To Death have hunted down and consumed the last human survivors. The zombies will decay
and soon the whole world will be empty. Well, I wanted to make people happy
and I ended up happying them to death, and poop. All right, folks, hope you enjoyed
this episode of Plague Inc. Till next time, stay foxy and much love.
