(rooster crowing) (animal growling)
(dramatic music) - Welcome to Good Mythical More. Is it a good idea to soak
watermelon chunks in things? Let's find out by guessing what these watermelon
chunks have been soaked in. - But first we have a voicemail
that we're going to check. - [Woman On Phone] Nicki
Minaj is the queen of rap. That's it (laughing). It's not up for debate. Bye.
- Well, okay. I mean, excuse me, did
we give the impression that we thought something else? - I mean, does she mean
like current queen of rap? Because I mean, Queen Latifah. It's friggin', queen is in her name. - Right, right right right. But you can't be the queen forever. - You can't be the queen forever. - You reign for a while and
then you pass on the torch. - Nicki Minaj, and you
know, she's still legit. Too legit to quit, to use
the parlance of our time. - Yeah right, mm hm. - So we're not gonna
disagree with that but- - You said it like we have
asserted something different. The only thing I'm taking
issue with is it was, you know, sort of, it seemed like the
context of the voicemail was, as opposed to what you guys have been saying over and over again, Nicki Minaj is still the queen of rap. - Yeah, well, let's just see what Megan Thee Stallion
has to say about that. Megan, let 'em know.
(knocking) 'Cause I know you're watching.
(laughing) - Okay, anytime you
wanna come on the show. - We are going to taste-
- It's an open invitation. - These chunks of marinated watermelon. And we're gonna guess what it is, with a little three, two, one. - So three, two, one. There's no like taste and guess. It's taste and wait. - The reason why we can't do that is because our rate of taste is different. I think we should remove that. - What do you mean rate of taste? - How quickly we eat and taste. - [Stevie] Link is a lot
slower to chew than you are. - Rate of eating and rate of tasting are two different things. Eh, this one is real obvious though. - Actually, I know what it is, but I cannot think of what it is. You know how that happens sometimes? - Yeah, that's a good time to guess. - [Stevie] Three, two, one. - Coffee.
- Coffee, that is strange. - That's correct, right? - I have to think it's correct. - [Stevie] What? Oh, I'm sorry, yes, yes, that's correct. - This is coffee. - Oh, what, sorry, I have the answers? Yeah. - So do we, it's right here, coffee. - Yeah, coffee doesn't taste good when watermelons have been soaked in it. - Yeah, that is not. But what if there was
cream on top too though? Would that work? - Ah, I don't know about
that, but I like putting, hey, have you done this? - Don't do that. - Do y'all just sometimes,
just as a little light dessert, you take some heavy whipping cream and you put some fruit in
it and you just eat that? That's a nice little light dessert. - Heavy whipping cream? - Whipping cream. - Like, do you whip the cream? - Well, yeah, my wife will
take the whipped cream, the heavy whipping cream, and she puts it into the (whistling) and she makes the whipped cream. - The blender? - She puts it into the
chickwachickwa, KitchenAid. - That's a blender right? - No, it's a-
- [Stevie] Food processor. - No, KitchenAid, it's a mixer. - [Stevie] Oh, oh, mixer. - What's the difference? Oh, a mixer is not a
blender, you're right. - And it's so much better
than like the Reddi-Wip. - Is it.
- Oh, it's so much better. Reddi-Wip's great, and we have that on standby at all times as well. - Well, we know this is
yellow because we can see it. - Okay, I'm not gonna be able to eat that. (laughing) - Oh (gagging). (laughing)
- Yeah. - Ah (spitting), aah, aah! - Okay, I got a guess on that. - [Stevie] Three, two, one. - Sardine juice.
- Sardine juice. - [Stevie] No, it's
more general than that. - Fish juice.
- It's buttery, though. - [Stevie] One might
take this as a vitamin. - Oh, fish oil.
- Fish oil. - [Stevie] Yeah.
- Oh, gosh. - Oh, it's just straight up fish oil? - Oh, gosh. - Yeah, you shouldn't eat that straight. It should go in a pill. And then that's why I just smelled it, and then didn't eat it and let him do it. - Ah, you didn't even taste it? - No, 'cause I smelled it and knew that it was so
fishy I didn't want to. - I didn't smell it.
(laughing) - Okay, you didn't smell it, that's weird. - Well, that's not part of the game. It's a tasting game. - I couldn't help but smell
it as soon as we put it down. - Oh, and look at how it's separated. - Yeah. What is that? - Watermelon juice, fish oil. I didn't know fish oil had
watermelon juice in it. - Must be with the watermelon fish. - That was not nice, David. - That ruined that fork. - Yeah, I thought about
throwing that fork away. - I thought about it. (laughing)
- Okay. Oh, yep. - Well, I'm going to sniff it before I. - Oh, oh wow, that's
something very specific. What is that? - Yeah, I kinda like it. - What is that? - Whoo! - What is that? - [Stevie] I will say you
don't have to be afraid from here on out. I felt really bad about that last one. I almost said something, but
then I was like, you know what? That's not the point. - What is this? It's so familiar. - [Stevie] You can enjoy this freely. - I have a guess. - [Stevie] Three, two, one. - Vinegar.
- Fresca. - [Stevie] Okay, it's a mixture of the two things you said basically. - Vinegar and Fresca? - [Stevie] Yeah.
- Salad dressing. - [Stevie] No, it's a drink that people drink in L.A. a lot. - Kombucha.
- [Stevie] Yep. - That's what it was, it was so familiar. - Kombucha. Ah, you can get a watermelon
flavored Kombucha. I'm not really into that. - Fresca and vinegar
mixed together is Kombucha and we just came up with that. (laughing) - That is not how it's made. - Oh, it isn't? They don't just take
all that excess Fresca? I used to be into Fresca before LaCroix. And now when I see people
enjoy Fresca's in media, I feel guilty that I left it,
that I don't drink it anymore. - [Stevie] I kind of want to
mix Fresca and vinegar together and see if it tastes like Kombucha. I feel like it would. - Yeah, do that on your channel. (laughing) That is a nice thing to do as a chaser to like drinking straight
up fish oil though. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Kombucha, it does help
kinda like eradicate it. - We know what this is
probably without tasting it, but while we're thinking about it, I do want to, listen, I want
to clarify the announcement that we made in the main episode today. Okay, celebrating two
years of Mythical Society, two year anniversary. - If you join third degree, any tier, first, second, third, annual,
quarterly, no matter what, in the month of February. - Then you can be randomly selected. - [Stevie] Wait, no, you
just messed it up again. - No, I didn't. - No, he was moving to the second part. And I was gonna do the second part, and then do the first part. - [Stevie] Okay, well, since
this is a clarification, maybe we should be very clear. - Yeah, but let's go in the order that we have it in our heads. - Well, clearly I don't want to. - (laughing) Okay. - So what is, what's happening? - So if you upgrade to a third
degree annual plan, okay? And that could mean
renewing for another year of the third degree annual plan. It could be that you're
currently in any other tier or any other type of third degree, and you're upgrading to the
third degree annual plan. - No matter what.
- You automatically. - If you pay the third degree annual plan in the month of February. - You automatically qualify to receive your choice of one of the past
2020 quarterly items, okay? - While supplies last. - So those four items from last year. While the supplies last. - If you missed the
"I'm on Vacation" vinyl, if you missed the bobbleheads, if you missed the Cloak of Mythicality, if you missed the... - Viewfinder, viewmaster.
- View-Master. While supplies last. Get in early and you can
have da dibs on that. - The other thing that
Link was about to tell you is that if you purchase any
type of third degree plan, anything, it could be monthly. It could be quarterly. It could be annual. If you do that during
the month of February, then you will be potentially, randomly, we're gonna select under 30 people to join us for a digital meet and greet. And listen.
- A one-on-one meet and greet. - This is a one-on-one thing. We kinda said it like it was gonna be us and everybody together.
- Like a classroom. - But really it's gonna be
us with individual people. So it's a bunch individual calls, okay? - Mythicalsociety.com. We're giving the heads up. February is the month to make it happen. - I mean, I kinda like the taste of this. I associate it with relief. - [Stevie] You know what this is. - I mean, if you're afraid, like if you need to give your kid Pepto, this might be a way to get 'em to do it if they refuse otherwise. - Pepto dipped watermelon? Our guess is Pepto. We both agree it's Pepto-Bismol. - [Stevie] Yeah, yeah. - I think Pepto-Bismol remains the king of a gastrointestinal relief products. Anybody on that team with me? Now, what other things do you use, Maalox? - You know, I don't use anything. - That's your problem. - I don't have a problem, that's my point. - [Stevie] What's the one
that makes you go, Imodium? - Milk of Magnesia. - [Stevie] Yeah, one time I
took that when I needed Pepto. - That's the wrong move. - [Stevie] It was not, yeah. - But there is, the Maalox is white. And it does the same thing as Pepto. Maalox, it's minty. - Is it the same thing? - I think it is, yeah. - 'Cause bismuth something
is the ingredient in Pepto, which makes your tongue turn black, if you've noticed that. If you ever take Pepto,
you wake up the next day and your tongue will be black. And your stool, which is not what you sit
on but what you poop out, will be also very dark. But it's okay, it's okay
for it to be dark sometimes. If it's dark like a week later- - [Stevie] That's the name
of our new children's book. - It's okay for your poop
to be dark sometimes. (groaning) - Sometimes I'll take it, and
this is probably not healthy, I'll take it preemptively. Like if I have like a big Mexican meal, and I'm like, I don't
want to deal with this, I'll pop just one pill
of Pepto after the meal. I mean, I'm saying I might do
this monthly, just monthly. I also like seeing how
dark I can get my stool. - Occasionally, 'cause
it's not a bad thing for your stool to be dark occasionally. - It's like, whoa, man,
you could write with that. You can make ink out of that, you know? - [Stevie] The book is like a cutout book with an interactive feature. - There's a dooky log cutout in the book and you place it over your dooky log. - What.
- [Stevie] Yeah. - Why do you place it over your dooky log? - [Stevie] To see how dark it is. - Your dooky log perspective. Did you know that the new iPhone, and this is not an ad for the iPhone, but I demonstrated this feature with you. You can just film somebody
with one of the apps built in and it gives you their exact height. I wonder if you can
measure your dooky logs? Dookymeasure.com.
(laughing) - All right, three.
- Hold on. - Two.
- Hold on, I just took it. - One, it's obvious. - Need more time. - [Stevie] Three, two, one. - Soy sauce.
- Coke. - Coca-Cola, soy sauce. - [Stevie] Soy sauce. - I started and then
it hit me, Coke, Coke. - Ah, this is pretty good. If you eat it quick enough, it's a little, there's still got some of
the effervescence in it. I wonder if you, and
maybe you've done this, but like the most effervescent
thing on the planet, Topo Chico. I wonder what that would do to some, just adding effervescence
to your watermelon, what that would do. Maybe you've done that. Maybe that's coming. - No, you know what you can do? You take water (whistling). You put watermelon in it. And then you SodaStream
it, and you'd do a lot. - You put watermelon in a bottle? - In a bottle with water
and then you SodaStream it. - I don't want my water
to taste like watermelon. I want my watermelon to taste like water. - Exactly, you want
watermelon to be effervescent. - I want my watermelon to be fizzy. And I can't get that out of the bottle. - Just taking watermelon
and putting in Topo Chico is not gonna do it. But take watermelon, put it in water, and then effervesce the whole thing. The watermelon will get it. - But then how do you
get the watermelon out? - A toothpick or a fork or something. - That doesn't sound tenable. That's the best one, Coke and watermelon. - Stevie, you still using your SodaStream? - [Stevie] Every day. - Every day? - [Stevie] Yeah, because-
- I ain't got time to pump. - [Stevie] Well, yeah, I mean,
that's actually a good point. But the bottles, it's
just a good way to track how much water you're
drinking throughout the day. - Well, my wife said take
it to the creative house. And when she says take
something to the creative house, that means she has
banished it from our house. - Well, yeah, it doesn't go back. - Did you know it was
at the creative house? - I set it out somewhere where
we're not gonna ever use it. Maybe we should. - So if you ever want
something effervescent. Oh, gosh.
- Oh, okay. Mm, yeah, there's nothing
like making watermelon taste not anything like watermelon. I know what this is. - Whoa, this tastes like another fruit. - [Stevie] Three, two, one. - Cantaloupe.
- Pineapple. - Oh, pineapple, that's right. - [Stevie] Yeah.
- This is good. - It made a weird thing happen. - I went through a phase, and
it was probably middle school, that was my pineapple orange juice phase. Wouldn't drink orange juice. I'd just drink the pineapple orange juice. This is a good, it's a good mixture. - You remember from Dole,
pineapple mango orange juice? - That was, I went there a little bit. - Uh huh.
- Too much, a little too much. The bite of the pineapple is nice with the bite of the orange. And the mango just kind
of takes the edge off. Don't like it as much. - You remember Bob Dole? - Yeah. - Do you think that he drank Dole? Is he of the Dole family? Is it the same family? - That is a pertinent question. - The Dole family? There's like a documentary about them. - Is it good? - Talking about the Capri family. I don't know, we probably disparage. - I'd rather watch the Capri Sun family. - We probably shouldn't disparage the Dole family without facts. But I'm just saying I think that there's a documentary about them. - Dole family has no fingerprints. - Right, right. - I'm having deja vu about this. - [Stevie] He's not, but his dad. - Is.
- [Stevie] (laughing) No. Had a creamery (laughing). - His dad had a creamery. What does that gotta do with anything? - [Stevie] I don't know,
there's cream there. - What about the Dole family? - [Stevie] What do you want
to know about the Dole family? - Just do Dole family documentary. - No let's, I want to find out the family that we've been talking
to, the Capri Sun family. That's who we really
need to be worried about. - [Stevie] James Dole- - 'Cause they are not happy with us. - [Stevie] Is in the Dole family. And he's known as the Pineapple King. And he developed the
pineapple industry in Hawaii. - Ooh, this is good. - There's no documentary. - Mm, this is my favorite. - [Rhett] Maybe we should make it. - [Link] This is my flavorite. - The Dole doc. You heard Rhett and Link,
they made the Dole doc. - Do you like this one? This one's good. - Yeah, I think I know what this is. - This one's the best one. - [Stevie] Three, two, one. - [Rhett And Link] Horchata.
- [Stevie] Yeah. - That is good, y'all. - Horchata, man, I love it. I mean, it goes so well in
things, like watermelon. - Try this, thank us. - Yeah. - In a letter. - What about the Capri family? - Yeah, we need to know them
because we made enemies today. Are we done David? - [Stevie] It is a German juice. - (laughing) It's a German juice. - German Jews? - [Stevie] Owned by Capri Sun
Group Holding in Switzerland, which is a privately held
company of Hans-Peter Wild. - Oh, Hans-Peter Wild. - So we're picking a
fight with Hans-Peter? - [Stevie] And Kraft Heinz is the licensed production
partner from North America. - At least it's not Hans Wild Peter. - [Stevie] Oh, and in the
Netherlands, France and the U.K. - You got a wild peter,
keep it in your hans, man. - [Stevie] It's distributed
by Coca Cola partners. - Oh, so this all goes back
to Coke, the Coke family? - [Stevie] This all goes back to Coke. - So if we meet Hans Wild
Peter, it won't help us at all? Because I would love to go to Switzerland and just track down a man named Hans. - [Stevie] Hans, if you're watching. - Give me a Han with your Wild Peter. (laughing) - [Stevie] Please comment.
(upbeat music) - Yeah, we want to come over. - [Link] To celebrate two
years of the Mythical Society, during the month of February,
any third degree plan purchase will have the chance
to be randomly selected for a digital meet and greet with us. Details at mythicalsociety.com.
