(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) - Who You Talkin' About? - Welcome to "Good Mythical More." Are the frozen versions of
some of your favorite treats gonna be even more of a treat? Or will it rescue a few of
these that I don't like? - Who You Talkin' About? Is when we read a comment
with a blank in it, and it's either about Link or about me. We guess who it was. This one is from Sachin
Tommy who says, "Blank." This is all caps by the way. "Blank is the enlightened one." - Me. Jethro Tull, that's who
I was thinking about. Stood on one leg and played a flute. Alright so I lost, I got to get into this. Blank is the enlightened one? - Hey Link is the enlightened one. - Why am I the enlightened one, seriously? What was this from? Thinking Sachin- - You might have had a- - Sachin Tommy? - You might have had some
insight into something, at some point.
- Once. Once at one point. - And you were enlightened. Okay, hey as Link is putting those on and we're getting ready
to taste these candies, we wanna remind you that
these Good Mythical mugs that you've been seeing for
the past couple of seasons you know we got the
orange one, the blue one, we also have a green one. We're getting rid of them. We hate them. No we don't. It's not that we hate them, it's that we cycle through mugs. We like to bring some new mugs. And we're bringing some
for the next season. So if you want this mug, 'cause everyone's like,
"Oh I didn't get that one." Get it now at mythical.com. It's goin' away forever. - Woo, you know what's about
to come into your area? - Oh my.- My butt flap. Look at this. This thing's got a butt flap. - This is the enlightened one. By the way. - The enlightened one's
about to lighten his load. You know how he does that? He opens his butt flap. Is that it? - Who has taken a dump in
a pair of thermal underwear by just unbuttoning the button? Maybe somebody in like Antarctica? - Well, back when you had a, - I never had.
- Outhouses? - I never had outhouses. - They were not heated. - Correct. - And you would have to
walk out there in your, in this. - Yep. - You'd have to walk out
there and you'd be like, you'd be pulling it- - Yeah you didn't wanna
get completely naked, yeah. - And you sit down. You wanna expose only the
place that you have to expose. - Was it your relative or my relative that was bitten on the booty
by a black widow and died? - My relative. (Rhett laughs) - Yeah. In the outhouse. He went out to the outhouse and he got bit on the
booty by a black widow. - You said in and out. I got confused
- He was in an outhouse. First of all. - Ooh look at this is thermal - I didn't know you could really die like- - It was my grandmother on my mom's side - I've killed like 10 black widows- - Grandfather I think. - In my life. - I see them all the time. Never saw a black widow until I got- - Woo. - To California. - Getting toasty in here.
- Okay - Yeah I kinda like this. - Link, all these been frozen. Those are not frozen. - I wonder if they're crunchy? A SweeTart is crunchier. A Smarties I should call it. - Oh that's nice. I like that. You gonna eat that one first? 'Cause this one here, I'm going for a purple one, 'cause that's the one I like the most. Give me a frozen purple one. - That's the difference
between me and you. Not only are you enlightened but, you know that there's
different flavors of SweeTarts. The cold is better man. - All I taste is soap. Like literally. This reminds me, that there's still a
bunch of soap in my mouth. Even though I brushed my teeth because I had lipstick all over them. - Oh you did? I thought you got it all. - Remember that? Wow. - Sour Patch Kids man. - If you're gonna eat soap, don't follow it up with Smarties, 'cause all it does is remind
you that you ate soap. - Oh that's nice - Not much different A frozen Smartie is just a Smartie. - Oh. - What'd you got there? - Oh, Sour Patch. - Sour Patch? So like a normal Sour Patch, I like how they open. - I think it slows you down a little bit. That's the thing I need with candy. - 'Cause they're harder? - 'Cause I need, I need a governor, to slow me down a little bit. you know back when it was my birthday - Ooh. - Your wife- - It's like a soapy Smartie. - You came over to my
house with your wife. And um, she said, basically she said, "I got
you some birthday presents." - Yeah. - And uh, 'cause she
wanted to make it sure- - Can you toss my trash can over here? - That everything that
she was about to give me- - This just taste like soap. - Was something that she had picked out. And that became very evident once I began to see the
things that she had given me. - Yeah, she picked out
the things that she likes that you also like, that I would have no
business even knowing exist. Ooh that's a lot harder. - But she gave me two things. One thing, was a SweeTarts Rope. Y'all know about these SweeTarts Ropes? - I'm telling you, we know about them. They're not really ropes, they're shafts. - Well I mean- - But they didn't wanna call
them that I don't think. - SweeTart shafts? Yeah that wouldn't have sold very well. (Link laughs) SweeTarts Ropes are basically Twizzlers, but the inside of, but they're soft, and they don't taste like licorice. - And they have cream inside. - And the inside, no they have SweeTarts inside. - Oh they do? It's white. - It's just like SweeTart material. - Yeah but it's white. - It's white, yes. - It's a white cream. It's a cream filled SweeTart shaft. It is. - I would say that it is
the powder made into like, it's as much powder as it
can be and still be injected. So I guess it could be a cream. But- - They're powdery on the outside. - She also gave me. - Those are good, I recommend that. - And I don't know how
I've never had these, I had never had a Cow Tales. - Oh, we have Cow Tales
because Christie's parents have started sending care packages because we're not able
to go home and visit. And um, well first of all- - They wanna make sure you survive? - These frozen Sour Patch Kids. - Way better. - They're harder, but they're
a lot more satisfying I think. - There's a way to get into Nerds. - Let's go for a Nerd. Oh it's up here. "Lift tab to open, tuck into close." Okay? I may eat some regular Nerds here. Oh, rainbow Nerds. - Cold things are just better, when it comes to candy. Candy is better cold. - I mean there's nothing that freezes, so it's actually, it's just the temperature. It doesn't change the
consistency of a Nerd is what I'm saying, alright? - Oh, actually the Nerds
are a lot more flavorful, when they're not cold but, in a way that I don't like. I like the way it kind
of masks it a little bit. - That's strange. - Doesn't it? - No don't freeze your Nerds,
they're not as flavorful. - [Stevie] Have you done um- - That's weird. - [Stevie] Gummies in frozen yogurt? Gummies in ice cream? Like gummies as a topping? - Yeah, the first time, listen, we didn't have those kinds
of places in North Carolina. But the first time I came out
here and I went to good froyo- - [Stevie] In Greensboro? - That's not where I come from. And I was like, "They got cheesecake
flavored ice cream, yogurt and I can mix it with dulce de leche." And then I could put gummy bears and all kinds of stuff in it. The first time I ever got
frozen yogurt out here, it was like, - [Stevie] I though you were gonna re-say everything that you just said (laughs) - It was like-
- [Stevie] You just stalled. - $24 for just mine.
- [Stevie} What? - 'Cause you can't put me in front of a sweet buffet like that. You can't do that. You can't- - [Stevie] You got like the bucket? The bucket size? - You got
a $24 bucket of yogurt? - I was just like, "Oh it's oh,
(Link laughs) I just get what I want." And they were like, "Oh
sir it's by weight." And I was like, "Oh wait."
- Too late (both laughing) - I didn't think about that. - [Stevie] I will put that back (giggles) - Speaking of my wife, we're eating this nasty nasty- - I'm not gonna eat it. - Crappy candy bar. - I'm not gonna eat the,
one that's not cold. - In her honor. Just to be reminded about how bad it is. - How did that go when you got home and discussed that with her? - The thing that made her most upset was that I forgot to
bring other ones home. - This is trouble. - Break it. Break it in half. - Break it. - You know what? If you're eating it, and you're not eating it
against any other candy bars, it's not as bad. - I thought you were gonna say "If you're not eating
it against the grain." And I was about to figure out like, what kind of technique
is he talking about? - We're not eating it against the grain. - You gotta eat a Zero
bar against the grain man. It looks like it would be good. - If you've not eaten a really
good candy bar right before, it's not bad. Frozen? - It's still pretty bad. - Frozen is better. - It's pretty, yeah. - It's better. Zero candy bar. I mean it's begging to be frozen. I recommend it frozen,
but it's not a revelation. - Good and Plenty. This is one of the best candies. - Yeah, I'm a bit afraid. So those are the frozen ones, right? That's my only chance of liking this. Give me one of these that's frozen. - You gotta get both colors. - Okay. - There's no difference,
I don't believe that. - Why? Why? Why? - If you like black liquorice, you like black licorice man. - Says it right there, "A fat-free candy." - That's why I like it. - That's what you want? Fat-free candy? It's not bad. - Really? - But all I can taste is soap. (People laughing) - I really like it. - I think my senses are so
dulled by the lipstick and soap, that I'm like, "Maybe that's why you like everything." You eat soap lipstick? - I used to. - You used to? That's it. - For a long time yeah.
- We finally figured it out. - [Stevie] Do you get that when
you go to the movie theater? I forgot if we've talked about
your movie theater orders. But you wouldn't get that outside of- - I miss the movie theaters - [Stevie] The movie theater, would you? - I don't get it. I don't get it, period. When I go to the movie
theater, I get popcorn and a big Coke Zero. - Peanut Butter M&M's.
- [Stevie] Hmm. - Oops - And- - [Stevie] Link? - But if I'm gonna get candy- - I don't get anything, I go for the movie. And I don't wanna fall for their trap. - [Stevie] Yeah, do you ask
for like water in a cup? My mom used to ask for water in a cup. - I just drink it out of the fountain. I don't even want a cup. - [Stevie] Sometimes depending
on the movie theater. - Link is the kinda guy that would take food in like, in a bag. - [Stevie] Mhm. - But he doesn't even do
that. - [Stevie] Mhm, yeah. - My sister-in-law, she'll take like a bag
of Doritos in there. - I don't go to the movies to eat dinner. - I mean she'll take like- - It's a movie. I watch the movie. - Like a family-sized Doritos. - Who? - My sister-in-law. And start handing them out to people. Like forcing them on you like (claps) And it's like, making all these noise and like, "Eat some Doritos,
we're at the movies." And I'm like, "Chill out a little bit." - Judgment, how far does
that go with the in-laws? (Rhett laughs) I like a frozen M&M, That's good. Tastes better. - It's better. Okay, and finally. - Save these for last. The totally in season Cadbury Creme Egg. I mean is this thing- - It's always in season. Can we get a knife? - [VOICE] Yeah. - Oh is that how we're gonna do this? - You know, I feel like if it's cold,
it'll stay together. - You're still touching
the whole thing though. - I'm clean. - I just want it to be a nice- - I think you can crack it. - Oh you can crack that one, yeah. But this is a cold one. - Now slice it down, this- - You wanna long ways? - Long ways yeah. So we both get- - On the seam? - Yeah on the seam. You probably can pop it. Pop it open? - Well I tried. If I'm gonna get candy, Junior Mints. - [Stevie] I was a Junior Mint. I switched to, and this is, maybe surprising, Raisinets. Because the Raisinet-popcorn combination, is quite lovely. - I could see that. - This right here, when I was a kid, I would
eat only enough chocolate to just get to the yolk in the middle. Like I wouldn't eat the chocolate. I used to be so strange. - [Rhett] Used to be? - [Stevie] Wait, so Link
do the kids and Christie get things at the movie theater? Or you'll not allow anyone to get anything in the movie theater? What situation is this? - We used to fight, and then I was like, "You
know what? Get what you want" - Why am I? - [Stevie] Good. - I'll tell you right now,
my kids are totally entitled. I mean, we go to the movies, I'm wondering when we'll do that again. But when we go- - That's good. - It's like, everybody's gotta get their-
- Is it better than this? - Like my mom and dad
might get us somethin', but they're like, "We're gonna get a Coke for the family. We're gonna get a big Coke and we're gonna all pass it back and forth and sip off the same straw." My kids are like, "We
gotta have our own drink, we gotta have our own candy." - Your family would share
one Coke? - A big one. - [Stevie] - My family would share, like my sister and I would share a drink. And my parents would share
a drink. If we got drinks. - Nobody got their own drink
man. No that's crazy talk - [Stevie] Drinks were premium. Popcorn was like a big like family popcorn that you can get free refills on, and you like put napkins in your lap. That situation, that was good. But we did the water
from the water fountain. But you know what it does, and this is why I asked you Link, is you know how when you're like, parents are very strict
about drinking under age with their kids. And then sometimes they go off to college and they just like go crazy? - Yeah. - [Stevie] It's that
phenomenon in my opinion, with the movie theaters snacks. - You think my kids are gonna
go off to movie theaters, and be crazy?
- [Stevie] No, no. Now that you've allowed it, now that you've said, you know,
"Choose your own adventure." - I've let the genie out of the bottle. - But they would be for sure. - [Stevie] They'll be okay, yeah. - As a parent, I just spit everywhere sorry. - Your kids are just be going right, they'd be going to the movie theaters, not even watching a movie, just getting the candy and walking out. - Yeah. - Crazy. - Just nuts, like Milk Duds. Snorting' Milk Duds. - You gotta pay. They get the ticket to the movie just to get access to the Milk Duds. That's real crazy. (coughs) I just got some- - The Cadbury- - Sour
patch juice in my mouth. - The Cadbury Egg, are they in the frozen
section now come Easter time? Because those are brilliant, at a frozen temp. - Yeah. - Those are amazing. That's the true winner here. I'm glad we saved it for last. I'm glad you stuck around for it. (upbeat techno music) 'Cause you know what's up. - Thank you for that. - [Voice] These three colorful GMM mugs are going away for forever. Get yours now at mythical.com.
