(rooster crowing) (roaring) (clicking) - Welcome to Good Mythical More. - Check your voicemail,
we've got a voicemail. Let's hear it. - [Woman] Hey Rhett and
Link, this is Angela, and my son's turning red over here, because I'm trying to get him to say something with me, but he wouldn't. Anyway, just wanted to say
you know, Link hang in there, you'll win someday, bye! (laughing) - Wow, God. - Hang in there, thank
you, Angela, for that. It's what I needed today. - I liked the way she painted
the picture of the scene, my son's in the corner, his face is red. - Let's bring in some team members, where are the masks guys? I was kind of hoping you'd be
wearing the freaking masks. - I'm not wearing my mask. - Yeah. - I refuse. - Come on up. All right so we are going to
discover their worst fears. 'Tis the season. Jordan are you really
just gonna sit behind me. Don't let 'em do that to you. Come on in here. - I just wanna kiss
your ear while you talk. (laughing) Is that, is that weird? - Very Joe Biden of you. - Oh oh. - Thought I'd give you
the old Biden Sniff-a-roo. - I don't know how to answer that. - Okay, so-- - Was it a question? - He said is it weird? - Match your biggest fear with the person, okay, this one's simple. Accidentally hitting someone with my car. This sounds like somebody
who hasn't done it yet. (laughing) - That's good news. - Because it's really
not that big of a deal. - Who of these four has
already hit someone with a car? - Are we talking pedestrian? - Yeah, I think so. - Vegetable, mineral? (laughing) - Accidentally hitting someone
with your car, very scary. Hitting someone with your
car on purpose, thrilling. - Right, right, right, right, okay, accidentally hitting someone with my car. So this is someone who-- - You're a dark dude. - Well, you know, hey, you gotta have a little salty and a little sweet. - Look at that sweetness. - Yeah as long as you've
got that sweet smile, you can say anything. - I dream about hitting
someone with my car. - I wonder if that energy can be funneled into a fictional character. - With an uncomfortable beard? (laughing) - Okay, are you lodging complaints now? We'll fix the beard. - Is anyone reading the complaint box? - Who's afraid of hitting
somebody with their car? I don't know, something about
this says Christine to me. - You think she's an
erratic driver, she knows. - No, I didn't say that. I just said I think she's,
she's such a careful driver. - You know what, I'll say it, I bet that Christine is an erratic driver. - She's constantly thinking about not hitting someone with her car. - Can you reach the pedals? - I just wanna know.
- Barely. - Are you a good driver? Are you an erratic driver? - Listen, she has fun in the car. I feel like I'm pretty,
I'm a pretty wild driver. Not on purpose, it's hard, it
is hard to reach the pedals. I am like kissing the wheel when I drive. - Ah, kissing the wheel. - So, I have to pay
attention, I'm forced to. - Someone throws acid on my face. - Whoa. (laughing) Whoa! - It's pretty straightforward.
- That's pretty dark. That's pretty dark. - That is a very specific fear. - You never know what's going
to happen during the day. You can hit someone with your
car or get acid in your face. - Or get it because you
hit somebody with your car. You hit someone with your
car and then they come out, and they have a cup of acid. - California is fun, I
want everyone to know. - Yeah, a cup of acid. - I think, if that happens
then you just automatically have to become a super villain, and I think that's what
their worried about. - That or a motivational speaker. - Right okay true. - Very similar things. - Well it sounds like Emily's
thought about this a lot. - But it seems like something
Jordan would be afraid of. Because it's wicked, but
sweet, acid's sweet right? - What's sweet about it? - Sweet? - We can switch 'em. - Okay, oh, dying alone. Also the Jaws part of the
Universal Studio's store. (laughing) That's written very small,
okay, wow dying alone. Who's afraid of dying alone? - That's so funny. - Besides everyone? - Yeah, isn't everyone.
- I think-- - These are very, yeah,
these are not any easier. - That's honest, that is honest. - Happy Halloween. - That is honest. I vote to give it to Emily. I don't think that it's Stevie. I think she wants to die alone. - I don't think Stevie would be afraid of the Jaws part of the
Universal Studio store. - Right, right. - She doesn't make pop
culture references in general. - This is a really really tough one. - And again we can do a
switch-a-rooni after this last one. My greatest fear is seeing someone I know in the grocery store. Totally relate. - That's Stevie. - For real. - Okay I know, you're, yeah, you don't like to see
people from your past. (laughing) - I got-- - I love seeing people from my past. What about you guys? - What if, I don't know I
have a hard time imagining seeing you in a grocery store. Period. - Yeah. - Do you grocery shop? - Oh I never am there,
and you know where I am? At the Jaws ride at Universal. - Constantly. - She's trying to throw us, not happening. I'm feeling great about those two. It's just should we switch these two. - I feel like we should switch 'em. I don't know. My instinct just tells
me yeah, switch 'em. - Well I'm not gonna
argue with your instinct. So let's switch 'em. Let's switch 'em. - We switched 'em.
- We did. - Switch 'em again. - Don't switch 'em again. - All right, we're,
we're locked in, Stevie. - It's not people from
my past it's just people, 'cause I just can't,
the thing is, is like, when I go to the grocery
store, which I do, I am there to get groceries,
and then I wanna leave, and I don't wanna run into anybody, and then have to talk to them
and they have to talk to me, and it's just you know. - Just get headphones in your ears. - Yeah, I'm not talking to people today. - Just give them a nod. - Pretend like you're on a
important call, and be like and then just like keep going. - Well I look down, is what I do. - I don't want people
to see what I'm buying. Like I don't want someone I know to know-- - What are you buying? - Frozen pizzas and
syrup, and a lot of both. Like too much of both. - Stacks and stacks and stacks. - Yeah, yeah. - I, I totally am with you on this. - Know what I mean like. - I do not want to talk to
anybody ever in public, ever. - Yeah, ever, I think it
gives me so much anxiety. - I'm just, doing things
and I'm only trying to do the things. - And talking is not one of the things. - No, oh gosh it's just an impediment. Christine. - Yeah. (laughing) - So you, you drive crazy. - No, it's only just because it's like, someone so small shouldn't
have so much power. You know what I mean. I could hit someone. Oh my god, it's just too scary. I don't people who are like,
have power in their muscles. - Join the no car club. - Now I'm picturing you, oh yeah we knew that you didn't drive a car. I'm picturing you in like a Dodge Ram. What do you drive? - I drive-- - Not a Dodge Ram. - A dead woman's Prius, a 2005. - A woman you hit with her Prius? - I did get her car. - You hit her and then took her car? - Right, it's like being a
highlander, you kill someone. - I guess I get it. - You become the Prius driver. - Okay I'm beginning to
understand this joke-- - Wait what. - Highlander. - She was like a, an estate
sale, it was a dead comedian, who's name is Rose Marie. You can watch a documentary
about her, I have her car. - Really? - Yes. - How did you get a dead comedian's car? - It just, Craigslist, the usual answer. - That's so cool. - Was that in the ad? - No, I got there and they
were like, what do you do? I was like, I do stand
up, and they were like no! And then they showed me a picture of her, and her standup and I was
like, oh she was okay. No, I'm joking she was great. - So when you die it has
to go to another comedian. - It has to go to another comedian, yeah. - Aren't all Prius' like-- - Owned by a comedian? - Eventually a dead woman's car? - Why are you afraid of someone
throwing acid in your face? - I don't know 'cause it's, no
one could be able to stop it. - So we were right! Are we four for four today? - Yeah, no I just, I watched
the thing about it happening to a lot of women around the world, and I like how it's kind
of easy to get acid. - It is happening, it is
happening, kind of a lot. - I'm a pedestrian so I'm like, out in the open all
the time, and I'm like, whenever there's someone
with a cup or something like on the sidewalk, I cross the street. - Who have you wronged that
you're worried about this? - That's a good question. - Whenever you see a cup,
you get away from the cup? - Well that's, people will
like, they'll have it in a coffee cup and they'll
like throw it on somebody. - Wow, there's a lot of
people with coffee cups. - Yeah. - I know. - You're crossing the street a lot. - Yeah, my steps are lit though. - She's just zigzagging to get somewhere. - Oop, there we go could
be acid, might be a latte. - It's an irrational fear,
I think, but yes I would become a motivational speaker
and I would be bad at it. I'd be like everyone, chaos,
anarchy, knives, knife party! - Wow okay we learned a lot. - Better hope I don't get
acid thrown in my face. - All right Jordan, you
don't want to die alone. - No, I don't. (laughing) That would be the worst. - Yeah. - Yeah, you know. - You have Bug. - That's true, I do have a cat. So I'll die kind of alone and
then my face will get eaten. Ah, yeah you know I'm just
getting to that age where, you know all everybody's
in my social circle's married with kids, and
I'm just hanging out with a cat (beep) eating
syrup in my apartment. Will it ever happen for me? Will anything ever happen for me? I haven't accomplished a lot of my goals. So, you know, and the
(beep) shark is scary. The shark is scary when
you're a little kid, and when you've seen it again as an adult you remember how scared you were as a kid even though the shark is,
you know, kind of cheesy, but you remember what it's like
to feel helpless as a child. - Right, it puts you
right back in that place. - You know what, I feel
like it we would have gotten to this earlier
we could unpack it more, 'cause there's a lot to unpack. - Hell let's hunker down. Hour long more. - We're therapy here. - Oh man. - [Man] Get the mythical
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