-<i> ( rooster crows</i> )
-<i> ( lion roars )</i> Welcome
to Good Mythical More! About to get
my eye poked out. You know what? What? Now that I've got
this corsage, I feel like I've gotten
everything I ever wanted
out of life. I quit. Did you know
we have bananas here? Oh, you're back! Is that joke? Okay. You changed your mind? Yeah, 'cause we got bananas! Yeah, we got plenty, man. Only here. Mmm! What was I thinking? - Right.
- What do we do now? We play Giant KerPlunk and the loser has to drink
whatever Jodie left for us which is a lot
of squid ink root beer. - Oh!
- ( grunts ) - Okay.
- I'm putting that right there. So I never played this game. I never played
regular sized KerPlunk. Well, it--
the bigger the better. I'm gonna load this thing up
with balls. These are desiccated testicles
of my suitors. - And then--
- Oh, wow! Got a lot of suitors. And then I'm going to-- We've already placed the-- Sticks. The sticks that then we'll
alternate pulling them out. If when you pull one out
a ball falls you get a point - which is bad.
- Point per ball. If they all fall
then you're a real loser. Yep. Whoo! Okay. I'll go. - Gonna get over here.
- I mean, surely the first few
balls-- First few pulls are-- Oh! You chose the yellow. Are you only
choosing yellow? Yeah, I'm a banana man. I'll only chose orange. - Okay.
- I have a feeling that these-- I mean, the first ones are--
You know-- What kind of music
should they add
underneath this. - KerPlunk-ish.
- KerPlunk-ish? Let's go against type. - Let's go anti--
What would be--
- Sad? Let's make this
the saddest game
of KerPlunk ever. Like the "Platoon"
soundtrack? Well, we're gonna have rights
issues with that. - A soundalike.
- Yeah. Something really sad. Like a-- Like death scene in a moving movie. It could be military. No, yeah.
It's the scene in "Platoon" where Willem--
You know his name's Willem. - Dafoe?
- Dafoe. It's not William.
Found that out last week. Um-- No. Not last week,
last decade. And he falls down
and the napalm is behind him and he's--
that song. - We need a soundalike to that.
- Oh! The--
I haven't seen "Platoon." - But you've seen that scene?
- Yeah. - You've seen that iconic scene.
- That's the cover. - That's the cover of the DVD.
- Yeah. He's like on his knees
and like his arms are up. Oh, so you've seen the DVD
and made a decision
not to rent it. - Shame on you.
- Yeah, but I look at DVDs
all the time and not rent them
'cause I'm-- I go to Blockbuster a lot. -<i> ( music playing ) </i>
- Okay, pull it. - I'm going low.
- Ooh! It's so sad.
Oh, my goodness. - ( sighs )
- Oh, wow! I can actually see-- Get a sadder look
on your face. You're smiling. Oh! I'm sorry.
I'm too excited. ( whispering )
Actually, I think I can-- ( whispering )
Look sadder!
Look sadder! ( groans ) ( whimpers and sniffles ) I think you need to be able
to see better than we're seeing
right now. Oh, gosh! Oh, that one's got--
That's got ball pressure on it. Oh, that's definitely got
ball pressure on it. Oh, the ball pressure. I'm not even looking. I'm just pulling
my color. ( sighs ) The ball pressure is turgid. ( laughing )
Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. This is so sad. I'm gonna-- I'm breaking
from our strategy. I gotta pull something
besides yellow
'cause I wanna win. I'm gonna go red here. Well, then I'm gonna go yellow. Yeah.
Pull it! Pull it! - Pull--
- I ain't pulling that one,
homie. - Homie.
- Imma pull this one. - Oh!
- Oh, there's ball pressure
on that, too. - Ooh!
- Oh! - ( mimics crying )
- See, I'm sticking
to my guns, man. - Look at that.
- Yeah. I got one of yours. There's no more red.
You can't play
that game anymore. There's only one yellow
and you have to pull it next! - There's two--
There's two yellows.
- It's yours! - You have to pull both of them.
- That ain't one of the rules,
man! Green. Ooh, the track is
switching up. Now it's suspenseful. No, because that makes
too much sense. - No, makes too much sense.
- Now it's polka. <i> ( polka music playing )</i> We're so happy now. KerPlunk. Yeah! Actually--
No! Oh, I just got a ball. - So that's--
You hold that one.
- My blue ball. - That's-- That's--
- That's a point for Linkster. I'm losing by one point. Ooh! ( sighs ) I mean, there's
not that many sticks left. That ain't gonna do. - That's not gonna do.
- ( humming ) Hopefully,
that's the right BPM because otherwise
I'm gonna look like a fool. Oh, gosh. Oh! That's Linkster's balls, man. - I didn't even pull anything.
- Yeah, but you touched it, man. You touched--
You touched the stick. - Oh! You're 0 and 4.
- Oh, dang it! I don't think it matters
that you've already
lost four, though, because the person
who loses is gonna be the one who let's 'em
all release. So I think
it's still anybody's game. But I'm so happy, though. Nothing? - Nothing?
- ( humming ) What are you doing now,
though? What are you doing now? What kinda music
do we got now? ( sighs ) Oh, gosh! Okay,
that was another four. My balls are dropping
left and right. I've only celebrate
that once. - Is--
- You only get
to celebrate it once. Is Link up
to eight or seven? I think one of the balls fell
on the ground. -<i> Yeah, one's on the ground. </i>
- Okay. - So he's up to eight.
- What are you up to? Mm, zero. The problem is
is that at this point
we've got problems. - Yeah, you do.
- Houston, we have a problem. You're about to lose! Drink the ink juice. Squid. That squid squeezed it
right into that bottle for you. I am relatively sure that if I pull any one of these
four they're all gonna fall. But my best--
'Cause what's gonna happen is if I pull one of these
that ball's gonna fall
and they're all gonna fall. Let's change the music
to suspenseful -<i> ( suspenseful music playing ) </i>
- 'cause this is meaningful. All right, Link, you're--
You're screwed. You're screwed, dude! Why'd you change it
back to polka? That was very rude. <i> ( polka music playing )</i> - All right.
- Good luck. They're--
How are they even held in? You're gonna need it. You're gonna need it. This one is holding that one that then seems to be connected
to everything. Seems to be. There's no-- - It's gotta be this one.
- I believe you can do it. Like if I pull this slowly. - One's gonna drop,
but maybe no more will drop.
- Yeah, do it. Real slowly.
Not-- They're not all gonna fall.
Just as long as you go slow. ( both groan ) Dang! I thought you had it. It was like suspended animation
for a second. I thought
I had it, too, man! - ( nervous chuckle )
- All right. - Enjoy the soda.
- All right, go back
to the "Platoon" music. <i> ( somber music playing )</i> If Jodie can do it,
I can do it. She worked with those twins
all those years. You want a straw? Yeah. Oh, that's horrible! ( whispering )
I saved ya. - Oh, gosh.
- They would've never known. It can't be that bad. ( gags) Oh! - ( gagging )
- Banana? The aftertaste-- Jodie was doing all she could
not to gag on our camera. - Oh, gosh!
- But you know me. Oh, gosh,
the breath that I have! - Oh!
- I feel-- - I feel like we need to find--
- Oh my, the breath that I have! We need to find her
and apologize. - Really?
- It's horrifying! Wow! She took it
like a champ. - Whoa!
- Maybe you should speak to her - and get some pointers.
- Whoa! That is bad! Whoo! - Wanna play again?
- Sure. All right, that's what
we'll be doing the rest
of the day, corsage boy.
