(rooster crows) (wheel ticks) - Welcome to Good Mythical More. - Random disturbing fact. This is a disturbing fact that's random. Most $1 bills, 94% of 68 tested dollar notes are harboring bacteria. Of course. - It's a disturbing fact and it is random. I mean everything everybody touches-- - Fecal bacteria, let me add that. - Come on in guys. We're gonna hear some scary stories. Because they are 75% cotton, 25% linen, they are not very good at
transmitting said diseases. So you will not be dying
from your cold hard cash any time time soon. (Rhett fake laughs) - Hey guys.
- Hey! - You guys got scary stories. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Christine, did you snag any candy? - I snagged some, I have my
backpack filled of candy now, thank you. - Okay, sorry for slamming
the door on your face but you're early. I mean , it's like-- - Early bird. Today's um-- - Also not a child. - Oh I've done Halloween trick or treating well into adulthood. - We have scary stories
from these real life people. They don't just work here,
they're real life people. - Yeah, in real life. - And you have scary things happen to you. - Yeah. - We, our task is to match them to you. Before we do that, I wanna know what each of your
favorite Halloween candy is and you don't have to agree with us. I mean your job's not in jeopardy. - No, yeah, well now that
you say that, Swedish Fish? - Oh okay, wow, wow. - Do you guys like Swedish Fish? 'cause if you like it I love it. - I mean not as much as apparently Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. - Oh no I can't, I'm
allergic to peanut butter. - Oh, oh, right. - So Swedish Fish is mine. They're really good, you
can put them in the freezer and it makes them really hard to eat and you're doing a lot of chewing. I like, like a tooth workout. - Oh okay.
- It is your favorite? - It is my favorite, yeah. It truly is. - You're not sucking up to Rhett. - Yeah, tall people like Swedish Fish. They remind us of our-- you
know, the tall ancestors. - You're not Swedish. - I've got some Scandinavian in me. - Okay. - How much?
- Currently? - That's for me to know. - And us to find out. - Emily, what about you,
what's your favorite candy? - Dots! - Wow! - That was only on our worst. - I like Dots and Dots would have made
it past the first round if they were here because I would have-- - I only eat them at Halloween though. - That's the candy version of, I like the Star Wars prequels. (laughing) That's just a hot take for
the sake of a hot take. - No it's not I like texture of them, I like the chew of them-- - It's similar to Swedish Fish. - The little yellow boxes are so cute. - The boxes are cute. - I like the little boxes but
I only buy them on Halloween I don't buy Dots. I think of it as just a Halloween candy. - Christine? - I like sour candy so I like sour straws or I'm amazed Sour Patch Kids
didn't make it on the board. - That is interesting.
- I think that's an upset. - Jordan? - I'm a Pieces man, I'm a real ET boy. - They do not make them in Halloween size so they were eliminated. - Oooh. - Let's get to these. Rhett, you wanna do the
honors for the first one? - Sure. I lost my mother's earrings
and asked a psychic for help. She said to follow my cat around and I found them in the
bottom of a random closet, where the cat hung out. - Seriously? - First of all, this is
someone who had borrowed their mothers earrings. - Could be any of us. (laughing) - Could be. - Jordan doesn't have piercings. - Ah, my mother wore clip-ons. (laughing) - Okay, I mean-- - For me this feels like Christine. I think she would see a
psychic and follow a cat. Just on what I know about her. - It does sound right. - I would say that. - But the creepy thing is,
it seems to have worked, so I can't wait to ask about that. I was once playing Ouija
Board with some friends and when we asked who was there the board spelled out Beezlebub. (laughing) - Really? - And no one knew who he was until after we finished
and Googled the name and found out it was the
name of The Prince Of Hell. - It's Beelzebub.
- Beelzebub. - There's something telling in this one. - I said Beel ze bub. - That's Beelzebub on a Friday. - What is it Jordan? - I was about to help you guys. (laughing) - I thought of something kind of clever and it was gonna be, this is someone who
was playing Ouija Board who was of Ouija Board age
when Google was available. (laughing) - Could be any of us. - Well that's not to say
a man in his late 30's can't hang around and play Ouija Board. So maybe it is me. - But it's also someone who
had knowledge of Beelzebub-- - No, it did not.
- Not intimate knowledge. - Did not have knowledge. - Somebody in the group, the person who was actually
directing where it went wasn't a demon a demon but was just one of the people playing, that person had a-- - One of our-- one of their friends. - One of your, so who-- - Played a trick. Is what I think happened
- Was friends with someone who - Could have been an actual demon too. - Yeah it could have
been The Prince Of Hell. - I'm not saying I don't
believe in Ouija Boards but I don't want to. - So who are you-- I mean-- - You. Oh you're not playing? - I think I'm throwing this to Emily. - Oh I was gonna say Matt. - Matt Lieb - Let's give it to Emily
and then we can switch them 'cause I really don't know. - It was dusk, (laughing)
- Oh boy. (laughing)
- I'm in, buckle up. - There's a huge stack of ten cards, uhhh. - It's a novel. - And I was walking home
from the park near my house, oh, park near house huh? - Park walker.
- Must be nice. - Park walker.
(laughing) - A half naked man started
man started chasing me. - Which half? - I ran down the sidewalk
screaming until I found an adult. Okay, all right, all right. - Oh gosh. - And grabbed onto his leg while trying to tell him I was
being chased by a naked man. Turns out her was just a
shirtless dude jogging. - Happy ending. (laughing) - Who saw a guy jogging and assumed that they
were being chased by them? - Matt Lieb's allergic to peanut butter. - Right.
- That's relevant. - Sounds like Jordan to me. - I don't know what it is. - I think this is Emily. And we need to give Ouija Board to Matt. I feel strongly.
- Strongly, okay. - Last one, we can still switch them up. Once I got stuck in a river and almost-- my whole body sunk in the mud and I believed I was going to die. Uh, this is scary, so like
a quicksand type situation in a river area. Not a desert. (laughing) - Who grew up near rivers? Muddy rivers. Muddy rivers, that's a southern thing. - It's also my favorite Blues musician. (laughing)
- Muddy rivers. - Muddy rivers is not a southern thing. Muddy rivers is a, where
there are rivers, thing. There are rivers everywhere my man. - But they're muddier in the South. - Are they?
(laughing) - That ain't true. - No they are muddier, at
least on the East Coast than they are on the West Coast. - You just talking about the Delta. - No I'm saying like, a river
like the Cape Fear River because the mountains are
older on the East Coast. The Appalachians are a lot
older than The Rockies, so the Rocky is usually cleaner water than the stuff coming
out of the Appalachians. - We actually have a couple soil samples that we're gonna test today. - I don't think this is Jordan so after I hand it to him
how are we gonna switch this? I feel-- - I feel like Emily got stuck in a river and I feel like Jordan
ran from a jogging dude but I don't-- you feel strongly that she
ran from a jogging dude. - Do they have rivers
in Canada, Christine? - Oh you betcha. - All right let's switch 'em. Emily and Jordan. Switch it up. Okay, Matt. - You already saying
this wasn't you, I saw-- I saw you shaking your head. - So uh--
- So we need to switch. - I wasn't saying anything of any kind. - He was shaking his head no man. - But are you asking?
- Yeah. - Nah.
- See. - This aint me. Nope, no, no. - Which one's you? - I was the one who
ran from the naked man. (laughing) and I don't appreciate that
y'all making assumptions about kids who live near park, all right? Sometimes you live near a park, I thought everyone lived near a park. Is that like an upper class thing? - And you hugged the leg of another man? - Well he was an adult
who was wearing clothes, so I was like, he's
probably not tryna chase me. - How old were you? - I was like in elementary school, so fifth grade or something. - That is too big to
be hugging men's legs! - I was a smaller fifth grader, I didn't have my growth spurt 'til later. - What time of day was-- - It was dusk!
- Dusk! - Sorry! - Everybody knows that, Christine! - I specifically wrote dusk. - Emily, are you the river woman? - I am not the river woman. - Dang it! (laughing)
- I'm not. - Who are you?
- This is me. I'm the cat lady.
- You're cat psychic? - Yeah well I lost, they were like my great
grandmothers amethyst earrings and my mother had them and I borrowed them and I knew I was gonna lose them and then I just looked everywhere and as a last resort there
was this psychic next door at a coffee shop and I was like, whatever,
I'll try anything. She goes, "Follow your cat around". - Did you have to pay the
psychic for that info? - No but I did get a picture of my aura. - Oh okay. - You didn't pay the psychic? - No, she was just there and
I just was like telling her I was like, I was gonna buy
other amethyst earrings there, they had other ones I was
like, I'll just replace them - So she just like talked
herself out of a sale? She used her psychic powers? - I bought a picture of my aura! - Oh okay. - I was a patron. - I think when people don't pay she just says, follow your cat around. (laughing) - But you did and you found the earrings. - Yeah. - That seems pretty creepy. - They were in a little baggie and they were like in
the back of this closet that I had not gone into. - Wow. - The cat just like, I don't know maybe they
fell on the ground, the cat was playing
with the little satchel and like brought it in
there, I don't know. - I don't know, am I
supposed to believe you? - It's what happened, it could be like cats mess
with your stuff all the time. - Do you go to psychics
now because of this? - Heck no. - So wh-- Christine, you
were the Ouija Board. - Oh yeah baby. (laughing) I feel like anyone who
went to Catholic school has dabbled a lot in
Ouija Boards, no, yeah? I played a lot of Ouija Boards. - I would that Catholics
would be less likely because of it's wicked connotations. - No but that's why they're into it. - Makes it scandalous. - Right, right, right,
'cause it's forbidden, right. - This did truly happen, I'm assuming that was one of my friends but we were all the time
like, oh my god it's real. - Beelzebub. All right so you were-- you
quicksanded in a river bed. - Yeah I've always wanted to go tubing and I got together some
friends to go tubing on the Kern River. - The Kern River see, it's not southern! - Yeah in the South. - The south of Central California. (laughing) - South Central California. - And everybody bailed the
day of, so I went by myself. And I tubed by myself and
it was a lovely experience but then the river stopped and I got-- and I'm like, well I
need to get out of this, what is now a lake. Because I was still--
- Lake Isabella. - As soon as I-- maybe that was it. And as soon as I stepped out
I sank up to my waist in mud and I had to like crawl
out to the side of the road and hitch hike back to the little town. I don't have my phone either. - Well Jordan, next time
everybody bails on you going tubing, call me. And I'll tell you not to go. (laughing) - Don't tube by yourself. - Yeah, solo tubing. Not a good idea. - Remember that video game Tubing? - Yeah and you throw-- threw
soda cans at like birds. - It was awesome.
(laughing) - I did that I-R-L, just
hurling Dr Pepper's at birds. - You did it in a tube? You'd be throwing stuff from a tube? - Yeah tubing.
- In the game. - You're drinking cans of beverages. - It was an arcade game, it was great. - Great Chuck E Cheese game. - Check it out! - Tubing.
- Where's that reboot? Someone reboot Tubing. - I want to see Tubing the movie. - [Rhett] It's been a while
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