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Welcome to "Good
Mythical More"! Less is more sometimes. - Sudden Secret.
- But not today. It'll come back. What if it doesn't? I don't know.
I gotta call a doctor. Just don't bring me
into it. If you're gonna
bring a doctor into it,
I don't wanna hear about it. - Come on in, crew!
- Every day for the next... five days, ten days. - Hey, guys.
- Now you're seeing
the familiar faces of Alex, Ellie, and Micah,
but we would like to welcome for the first time
to the show, Emily. Come on up, Micah. All right. Don't be shy, guys.
And get, you know-- - scrooch on up here.
- Something snapped. - "Scrooch"?
- Something snapped? Was that your body
or the chair? Oh, see,
we both went for it. - Okay, so--
- Uh, Emily, - Yeah.
- is it--
can it be shortened to Em'ly? Does anyone go
with two syllables? Let's get to know you
a little bit. Some people call me
Flem or Flemily. - 'Cause my last name's Fleming.
- Okay, you're in for it now. Flemily. I don't mind it. This morning I walked
into the writers' room and I tried to try out
a nickname on her, and I was like,
"What's up, Flem-ing?" - Fleming.
- It didn't go great. You just said her last name,
basically. - Yeah, but, like, poorly.
- Yeah. In your mind it was spelled
with a P-H-L and a G and a M? Well, I heard that
when I said it and I was like,
"Oh, I shouldn't say that," - and then I went "ing."
- Pulled the parachute. - Yeah.
- "What's up, Flem-ing?" Now typically, inaugural
"Good Mythical Mores" involve eating
something nasty. Do we have any
more of that-- - There it is.
- Oh! - Preparation H.
- No! This is not planned, because what we planned to do
is we have first tweets. ( laughter ) That and we're gonna guess
who in the panel, which tweet was. But I don't recommend
eating too much. But you can see
that it's sealed. - Yeah.
- It's sanitized. Yeah, just a taste.
You know. - Just enough to numb--
- Oh! ( all exclaim ) - Oh no!
- Spit that out! We're gonna kill her!
Spit it out! That was an insane amount
of Preparation H. - Absolutely insane.
- I loved the way you fully
committed to it, though. It tastes like oregano. You really went for it. - Now I kinda want some.
- No! Oh, my god! - No! God no!
- Everyone stop this. - It smells like oregano.
- You can't eat it-- - It's not-- It's poison!
- Listen, if it can go
in the other way, I think it can go
in the front way. - Am I correct?
- Not bad, Flem, honestly. It's not
an oral medication, no. No. I'm just really glad you didn't
give me the cream of mushroom. I'm glad.
I did not want that at all. - Uh, first--
- That was insane. Here's the first
first tweet from one of the Mythical
crew members. - I'm still reeling.
- She just ripped
the whole thing. - Do we-- do we--
- Can we add that in post? - Are you doing that one first?
- No. Are you assigning them all
and then we say if you're right? This one was tweeted
on my birthday. - Wow!
- Oh, let's start with that one. October 11, 2014. I was only 37. What does it say? Oh, those were the days. - What does it say?
- Oh, right. This is a very cute one. <i>And "think" is spelled
with a Y.</i> Get it? - Oh, so is it you?
- No. - I'm just asking if you got it.
- Let me see that. "I think my spell check
just quit on me." "I thynk my #spellcheck
just quiet on me." - Yeah.
- That's a first tweet? Somebody's trying real hard
right off the bat. Well, when you get in to-- when you get into Twitter
in 2014, you already-- - Yeah.
- Like, if you go back--
I don't even know what my-- bring up my first tweet
while you're-- somebody do that. 'Cause I'm sure
it wasn't trying to be funny. It was probably
just horrible. Yeah, I'm sure
mine was great. Because it was like 2007
or 2008 was my first tweet and so that was before anyone
knew what to do with it. But this was a person who came
in in 2014 and was like, "Gotta come in hot!" Come in with guns a-blazin'. Do you think it's Alex? No, I think
that this is a-- I feel like
this is a writer tweet. This is a writer tweet. - So this is--
- Yeah, Alex has
never been clever. - Come on, guys,
let's be a team.
- Just like a writer! - Ellie, you say something
nice about Alex.
- Such a writer thing to say! I think Alex is the best. He's my favorite man. - That was two things.
- "He's my favorite man." Don't be mad at me. We gotta keep this moving.
I'm bored. - Oh, yes.
- Give this to somebody. My first tweet
in November 23, 2007, "Figuring out what-- Figuring out was
Twitter is all about," I literally asked, "Figuring out
was Twitter is all about." - You had a--
- I think I did that on purpose. - You also had a spell check.
- No, you didn't. Uh, I'm gonna
give this to Micah. Yeah, I believe
that's a Micah. All right,
I got another one here. "Woman to little boy in--" Okay, this is
the 23rd of July, 2011. <i>"Number One notices that I
carry my juice like a big man."</i> I cannot read tweets.
I think that's no one. No one. "No one notices
that I carry my juice
like a big man." "No one notices
that I carry my juice
like a big man." - Yeah, there you go.
- So this is a big man. Somebody making an observation
about the world. In a coffee shop,
listening-- Who's the most-- This is Micah.
I don't know. It's something about big man,
orange juice, coffee shop. These are three things I think
of when I think of Micah. My three favorite things. You ever seen him
carry an orange juice? And I didn't give it
proper inflection. Let me try again. "Woman to little boy
in coffee shop: 'Look at you with your
orange juice like a big man!' No one notices that I carry
my juice like a big man." - There we go.
- That's good. That's a solid tweet
right there. Yeah, it go funnier
when I-- I don't know
if that was Micah. How does everyone carry
their orange juice? - Should we do a test?
- Yeah. You know what?
This is-- - I'm saying this is---
- Yeah. - Fleming.
- Yeah, yeah.
I think you might be right. - And I think this goes
back to Micah.
- Fleming with a Ph. - Yeah, just like a big man.
- Let's do another one. - Look at you, you big man.
- "Apparently"--
This is July-- July 13, 2009. - Good point.
- Mmm. - I've heard that
about librarians.
- Yeah. - Hmm, yeah.
- It's another observation. - That is a first tweet, guys.
- Surprising but true. That is the first thing
somebody chose to tweet. Gonna give that
to Ellie. That's who--
that's who I think-- 14th of September, 2010. Oh, that's good. That's real good. - That is good.
- I give that to Alex. Turn it around. I gotta say--
I mean none of them are as good
as my first tweet, but-- Do we have my first tweet? Do you have it? That's fine.
No one thought
to look up mine. Um-- You wanna do
any switcheroos here? Yeah, do you have
any tests for us? I'm feeling good. Yeah, always go
with your first instinct. - Okay.
- All right. - Alex.
- This one's mine. - Yeah.
- #Easy. It's not hard. Um, yes, this one's mine also. Yes! And give 'em your handle
so people-- - Oh, yeah.
- That's some fire
you guys are tweetin'. - Punchale.
- @Elliemce. I looked up the context for this and Miss America
happened in June. Sorry, in January of this year. - Oh wow.
- And I tweeted this in July. - It took you a while.
- The only other thing that I found that happened
on this day was that, um, Shakira released her single
"She Wolf." - So.
- You don't remember
what caused you to tweet? - No.
- Doing some forensics. - I remember nothing.
- Came up with nothing. - Yeah.
- You must've been in a library and something--
Miss America came up
in a library - and was like,
"I don't watch that."
- Oh! Yes, I was in--
Yeah. No, I was interning
in a library. Wow. - That's so cool.
- Now, I'm gonna tell you
right now, I think that these two
should be switched. Hold on, but first,
Link's first tweet. 7:30 AM, March-- March 17, 2008. "Signing up for Twitter." And you weren't
being funny either. - Sure I was.
- No, you weren't. 'Cause it says,
"What are you doing?" And I'm like,
"Um, signing up for Twitter." - No, I wasn't being funny.
- Yeah, yeah. <i> I feel like
Link lives every day</i> <i> like it's his first time
on Twitter.</i> Good outlook. He doesn't know
how to take that. I live every moment
like it's my last. <i> I'm just saying go
to your Twitter,
it's very entertaining.</i> I think we should
switch these. What do you think? I'm gonna switch 'em
but just tell me
if you disagree. No, no, I think
the switch is the right call. - Correct?
- Yes! - That's good.
- Wow. It's right. - It's right.
- Give your Twitter handle. @Flemilyeming.
I'm sorry. Sorry. Mine's @MicahJGordon. - So that's my name.
- Then the orange juice-- - Did this really happen or--
- It did.
I remember it. I was in a shop called
Beans & Bagels in Lincoln Square, Chicago. - Oh, my goodness!
- And this happened. I could just see your face
kind of like just going... ( mumbling ) - Right.
- Like you're really sad. - But wait, a joke.
- ( laughter ) - Right.
- That's how you type. Way to turn tragedy into
something positive, man. - Shout-out to Beans & Bagels.
- Yeah. Send us your first tweets. We'll use 'em. I'll use it as my next.
