What's the most satisfying "I don't give a duck" moment? - (r/AskReddit)

our slash ass credit what's the most satisfying act of I don't give a duck that you have ever witnessed my cashier in Amsterdam was literally just taking my groceries and sliding them across but not scanning them and then putting them into my bag she scanned the last thing for like two euros and goes that'll be two euros she did not give even half off one dark probably her last day of work the cashier we all need when grocery shopping someone's girlfriend was cussing them out in the middle of a mall this dude called up his mate and asked to get a ride home and left her speechless don't know how that relationship ended up you probably saw it backed when I worked at a movie theater one of my fellow assistant managers Jack had the constant attitude of not giving a dark he'd worked at the theater longer than anyone and was good friends with the general manager so he got away with murder one time this lady wanted her a fund for a movie she finished watching she was going crazy screaming at us about how the movie was so inappropriate to be rated PG minus 13 and she couldn't stand all the swearing in the movie I kept calmly trying to explain to her that since the movie was already over we couldn't give her a refund our policy clearly stated no refunds after 30 minutes into show time she's not hearing it and looks to Jack now like he will give her the answer she wants he starts saying the same thing I did and she interrupts him again with her yelling about how she couldn't stand all the swearing in the film Jack rolls his eyes and just says well that's just who ducking bad and walks off Hugh stunned look on my face and the ladies I was in line at a coffee shop and the lady was complaining that they didn't have organic milk and without a word or hesitation the guy behind the counter just said next please not even taking her order didn't see it but it was talked about at my old restaurant my autistic friend was getting an interview for a second restaurant job the chef doing the interview asked this question and got this response I could be the biggest a-hole when things get heated how do you feel about that well if that's the case then I don't want to work for you my ex boss had a customer throw her money on the counter when my boss clearly had her hand already out waiting to be given the money so when my boss went to give the change she just threw it back coins went everywhere but the look on the lady's face was priceless one casual employee decided to stop using proper radio procedure instead of using his correct callsign he replied on the radio with Super John Smith not his real name he kept doing it all night despite dispatches supervisors and co-workers telling him to stop he still works there and has outlasted hundreds of employees I'd say his work-life balance is pretty good I still call him super John to this day was living and working from home on a super busy street one day I hear a ruckus out front there's an SUV stopped in the middle of the road the occupants apparently having a fight no traffic could get by and wouldn't you know it like 10 cars back there's a deputy's car deputy walks up already pissed off by the shape of his stride now I couldn't hear anything up to this point but things got very loud he demanded to know what the issue was driver wanted the passenger out of the car deputy asks the passenger whose car passenger begrudgingly says it's the drivers but that they helped pay for it deputy out of the car passenger but deputy now out passenger gets out goes to stand on the curb as directed deputy to the driver drives passenger but how am I supposed to get home deputy walk turns walks off into sunset seriously that last walk was the coldest damn command I'd ever heard the deputy was 100,000 percent done with everyone's [ __ ] at day some Karen was beefing about a 25 cent off coupon the coupon was for a 42 once bottle of something but he wanted a 28 ounce bottle the coupon was rejected when scanned because done there was no product to match it there was nothing the cashier could do but Karen just kept the manding 25 cents off finally the guy ahead of me in line marched ups of the counter slapped a quarter down and said there's you're ducking twenty five cents off now pay you're ducking bill so the rest of us can go on with our days at Costco this elder gentleman was screaming at my boss because apparently all the handicapped parking spots were occupied my boss asked for his information so he could write a complaint we had little forms for that nothing really official mostly to shut up people are you a member no well that it's then my boss then put the little form in the garbage can then walked away the old man was stunned little bit late bits at Air Force basic training when you first show up you're either in civilian clothes or the uniform with sneakers because they don't want to duck up your feet I guess and are affectionately called sneaker weekers while a Chow if the table behind you gets up you need to get up and leave regardless if you're finished if two tables behind you get up you'll be swarmed by Mt eyes and have them scream in your face until you do get up I had just put my tray back and started to walk out when I look back and see one lone sneak a weaker by himself in a row of five or six tables surrounded by six MT eyes kid is staring straight ahead and just eating his food one spoonful at a time while the MT ice-cream in his face finishes his food sets his spoon down picks up his drink and just slowly finishes his water turns his glass over puts it down picks up his tray and walks up to put it away while still being screamed at by 6mt eyes kid is walking out and I realize everyone and the room is staring at him he has no emotion no fear no smirk nothing as he walks out of the chow hall worked a shitty fast-food job when I was fifteen girl I worked with got fired the manager was a real which says to her she's escorting her out of the building that she needs to return her work shirt cleaned girl whipped it right off and threw it at her walked out to her car in her black bra and drove off damn I wish I'd got her number my location for work has 1k people being laid off in five weeks we've basically started doing the BAM we've been playing cards against humanity' and streaming TV shows we do about two hours of work then spend the next seven ducking around speaking of I got to go I'm hosting the next game in college we had this prot for physics who like to pick on a few students basically me and a few others we had an exam and he would take off major points over trivial items cases were people were getting the correct answers but he didn't agree with our work [ __ ] like that and we're talking getting to stroke 20 on a question which pretty much ducks you over after insulting us the prof gets up and solves a problem on the board and made a trivial mistake the kind of one that nearly caused us all to fail his class one of the guys gets up right SEF on the board flicks him off and walks off truly the hero we need had an inland flight about three years ago this kid in the row behind me from 6-8 years old started to kick my seats after takeoff it was not a long flight about 1.5 hours but I hate this kind of [ __ ] so I turned around and sure enough that prick was kicking my seat while his mom and dad was sitting on either side of him pretending to not notice first I kindly asked the dad if he could make him stop and he somewhat tried to convince his kid to stop the kid sulked bus seemed to get the memo at least for one minute and then proceeded to kick my seat again and once again I turned around and this time drop the police entry's and told them that this was a golden opportunity to teach their kid some manners as this is Norway and some people are starting to feel more entitled that others this didn't go that well and mom started to yell at me and that he is just a kid and needs to express himself it is at this moment the flight attendant arrives and I try to explain the situation while this kids shitty mom and dad tries to baguette allies my complaint by saying I am the one who is making a scene the flight attendant not wanting any trouble that we are miles above ground tries to explain that kicking the seat can be annoying and that we all should just flight attendant leaves and kicking commences so I simply picked up my staff walk to the road behind them ask the woman behind them if she would be so nice to could move to the window seat so I could get the Midler seat she just smiled and nodded I sat down behind the kid and started kicking for the 4050 minutes that was left of the flight too long didn't read kid was kicking the back of my seat parents didn't want to do anything about it traded to a seat behind them and started kicking the kids seat edit apperently Baggett Eliza's not an English word and what time end was trivialise sorry edit to while thank a lot for the awards in new to Reddit so I am not sure what it does but I am happy either way also I would thank you all for the support read it truly is a great community nothing too crazy here some customer on the phone was laying on the entitled wanker attitude a little too heavily the other day so I hit that end call button no warnings no drama just not dealing with your [ __ ] saws people who call someone asking for their help only to give them attitude really aren't very smart edit also this story MT dad told me of his school days he was chewing gum teacher asked him to spit it out he refused so the teacher casually walked over to my dad picked him up and placed him into the bin guessing my dad was too shocked to fight him work in Geek Squad another agent was really upset that day and had a rough patch of a few clients who were really mean and extremely rude to him after bearing through them and after about a 10-minute break he helped another client their first words were all right Best Buy gave me a [ __ ] product that broke after six months and I want you to fix it right now which he explained that there's a process and he couldn't fix it right now and the guy cut him off and said I don't care get it done well he sat there for a second quiet and took off his badge slapped it on the table yell duck you then started walking towards the front door with middle fingers up pointing at everyone then said and duck this place and walk out when I went home and on steam I saw he bought GTA 5 he then had 200 hours played in two weeks after that haven't checked since it was me doing it I worked at a 24 hour restaurant my shifts mostly were wet Thursday Friday Saturday and Sunday 6 p.m. to 4:00 a.m. the manager of the restaurant really believed I wanted his job so he would write me up for the most ridiculous things one time he wrote me up for a bad review from a customer on a night that I wasn't even working that one got him in trouble with the regional manager moving forward it was a stupidly busy Saturday night about 5:45 p.m. I got into work and he met me with yet another writer this time for allowing the kitchen to run out of a particular item during my last shift I didn't even do the orders but apparent it was my fault so I went back to my car took off my uniform put on normal clothes I had in there walked up to the kitchen counter where he was busy with the kitchen staff and some waitresses and waiters he looked at me told me what area I would be working that night I looked him dead in the eye and said I don't think so he said it again and again I said I don't think so this time handing him all of my uniforms as I turned to walk out of the restaurant he called out after me you can't do this you are austere Don I turned cold my height and said oh honey I can and I just did as I have been raw stat for only 37 hours in total each week for the past six weeks it is deemed I am part-time as a part-time employee I am only required to submit my resignation I am not required to give you any notice he called me about an hour later and begged me to go back yep duck you mate that's not happening one of my high school teachers was just before retirement I remember on the day of the final exam he handed out the test papers then sat down at his desk and read the newspaper with it open up all the way in front of him he couldn't see us and vice-versa the smart girl in front finished first and just passed her paper back it went all around the not the first duck was given by him on that day this girl at my school had just recently moved in but never really said much she also had very short hair and because of the area I live in a lot of people made fun of her for this one day some guy went up to her calling her ofg and a DKE I guess she finally had enough of people teasing her and told him I had cancer so duck off when I delivered pizza we had this older driver prob in his 20s who came back from a delivery and who was pretty annoyed a few minutes later the store got a phone call complaining about him essentially what happened was a regular pie delivered it was $11.97 and the person handed him $12 and asked for their change he said okay went back to his car and got three pennies and look the woman in the eyes and rolled the pennies between her legs into her house and walked back to his car imagine this summer camp for special need kids a counselor leading a child away by the arm counselor I'm very disappointed in you Ellie Ellie shut the duck up and loose weight Susan I was at a restaurant recently while I was waiting for my friends to arrive I noticed a couple a few tables away the lady was going on and on I couldn't hear the exact words but it was pretty obvious that they were having a heated argument where she was apparently scolding her so and the guy was just sitting there having an occasional spoonful of his dessert exactly three minutes and he just stands up and walks away he goes out of the restaurant gets in his car and drives away I was sitting at a table near the window facing the street and the woman was in absolute shock the look on her face was priceless I mean I shouldn't judge their relationship without context but the guy sure didn't give a flying fart about what happened next fat a-hole yelling at the waitress because he didn't get any free bread rolls the place doesn't serve at one of the chef's went to him with a baguette and tried to forcefully feed the guy I've learned that da he'll always tried to get free food the old management gave it to him to keep his mouth shut but apparently the other employees had enough super late but anyways my older sister has some fit the most satisfying was went back in 2015 we were both working at his shitty place with a shitty boss bad pay et Cie etc the job consisted on us listening to recordings of multiple radio stations and identifying all the ads that played during the day the company provided the cheapest headphones so it was hard to hear sometimes the audio quality was horrendous so we were stressed because sometimes you couldn't hear well and we have a date line so there was this lady who acted like a gossipy teenager but was well over her 30s married with kids she would not shut the duck up and since she started working there girls who used to be quite had started to talk and yell loudly because of her so one day just when we had started our shift this woman arrives and starts practically yelling she was getting louder every day I swear and my sister a barely five-feet one woman stands up and screams at the top of her lungs to shut the duck up she said something like I don't arrive early to hear nor gossip I need to work on your hindrance in the office grow up you're not a little kid you should know how to behave yourself and if you have any problem with me let's fix it outside I'm not afraid to beat the [ __ ] out of you all this was in Spanish so my translation is not the best just imagine more rage and cursing after it was dead silent nobody talked after that four hours in the woman went to the bathroom to cry and no one did anything to my sister route I wrecked boss only told her to speak kindly next time but no repercussions I guess many others were feed up with this woman but I will never forget it I would have cheered if I hadn't been in shock I was working a double at a restaurant after closing the night before the shift started at 10 a.m. and ended around 11 p.m. with a 30 minutes break between lunch and dinner service I was about five minutes late in the manager we donors errand boy tells me about half an hour before my lunch break fat the owner says I have to stay on my break now the owner was wheel pose I have stories to tell about that guy I look that spineless manager and the face and said you can tell owner he can go duck himself I got fired so fast for that [ __ ] and it was way worth it I was tired of making money for that schmuck my friend once told the PE teacher to duck off the plea teacher made us all we'll run some laps after the fourth lap my friend stoped to take her breath and the PE teacher told him why are you standing just there my friend said with no care how about you run fat-ass satisfying because it blew up in her face lived in a town with a high population of Armenians girl posts and she's glad the Armenian Genocide happened and is acting like she doesn't care what people are saying when she gets to school legit death threats start coming in and her boyfriend has to leave the school from all the harassment her family ended up moving because people kept up the onslaught even months later this girl was an awful person I was at a car race with my mom and grandpa we sat in our normal seat and this huge family sat directly in front of us the parents would stand up in our way ever single time a race started and ended usually the most exciting parts we decided to move just scooting a few feet to the left cause it wasn't super busy also the reason we couldn't figure out why they had to sit right an hour way they all left to get food for like 40 minutes and my mom was already irritated so when they came back and sat exactly in front of us again she was furious they stood up again for the beginning and end of all the races among one of the last few my mom had it she stood up and spoke loudly not screamed or anything are you stupid they turned stunned for a few seconds before muttering something about my mom being rude and moving to the complete other side of the seats we went back to our normal spots and enjoyed the rest of the races it's now a very funny inside joke between us I was playing paintball in Oklahoma at a DJ event a lot of the guys there are vets or currently in there was a guy that was pissed because he got shot and he confronted the guy that [ __ ] him and pulled a knife little did he know the guy was SF and he just goes like what are you gonna do with that the pissed guy tries to stab him and the SF guy proceeded to break his wrist and take his night like nothing ever happened refs watched it happen too nobody said anything I worked in a hotel that had a full-service restaurant with a buffet in the center of it minutes before closing up we had a Karen come in with a friend she was already pissed and whining because the hotel gave her vouchers for the buffet but he wanted to order off the menu and didn't like that she'd have to pay for it she ended up ordering two eggs and wanted them poached hard I bring them out and she immediately stabs the egg and complains that the uke is too soft sends them back we check and it's a standard hard poach she just wants them rock-hard apparently I bring out the next set same complaint in there sent back again repeat once more our cook was an old a-hole that had been working there 30-plus years and very obviously ran out of ducks to give a long time ago after I brought the last set back he cursed under his breath and said he'd bring out the last set he was done and wanted to go home I go out to clean off some tables and see him storm out with a plate he goes to the buffet in full view of Karen grabs two hard-boiled eggs and walks them to her throws the plate down without a word and walks back to the kitchen it took everything I had not to burst out laughing as Karen stares in shock for a few seconds before she starts screeching to her manager I worked at a Burger King in south jetty for a long time and no one gives a [ __ ] about anyone there most people swear at least once a sentence so little innocent southern we could get away with a lot the first occasion was a man I asked to pull up while we cook his fries I walked out and apologized for the weight and he yelled I've been waiting 15 ducking minutes for these fries I want a refund I knew it hadn't been that long so I just said I'm so sorry do you have your receipt still he handed it to me and I pointed to the time stamp on the bottom hold out my phone and showed him it had only been three minutes and just said have a nice night and walked back inside second I was changing trash bags and a customer came up and I said just leave your tray on the table next to me and I'll throw it out for you when I'm done they dump tray and all into the bagless trash can and smirked at me and I said get the duck out a hole manager laughed at this one lastly some jerk came through the line 30 seconds before we closed but we had to take the call so I pull him up and had to cook his entire order from scratch I come out six minutes later and he laughed and said very rudely Wow you really put the fast in fast food to which I said oh I'm sorry I didn't realize you were going to come thirty seconds before we closed I could have given you the patty that rolled under the broiler at lunch and soggy 20 minutes old fries but I cooked everything fresh for you so have a fan ducking tastic night he was shocked but my manager about died laughing when I told him and we kept giggling about it for the rest of closing in my old college we had a rule that once a test was turned in no other tests would be given out some kids who were failing the class already would write their name and turn in the test which meant any late students were effectively screwed in line for security at the airport this man is freaking out if it's our agent that one of his wife's shoes got stuck on the conveyor belt and without missing a beat that's our agent responds you sure she had to row you made it to the end you're ducking beasts I'll cut you a deal smash like and subscribe for more curated content might it's free and that's a great price

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Length: 23min 12sec (1392 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 27 2020