What didn't you realize members of the opposite s€x do?

like and subscribe right now or else this will be in your bed tonight our /oscar edit by planet reddit what's something you didn't realize for years members of the opposite sex do I didn't realize how much girls think about the possibility of getting raped assaulted when they go out makes me take for granted the fact that I don't have to really worry while walking home from work at night edit thanks for the gold whoever did that I don't know what I did to deserve my new powers but I'll try to do nothing but good with them it never even occurred to me until I was talking to a female friend about how awesome solo midnight walk sir I didn't understand why she wouldn't want to until she mentioned that she was afraid she might be raped this fact make me uncomfortable passing a woman who I'm walking faster than late at night I usually try to take a wide loop around them cross the street or just take a different route to avoid making them nervous I imagine how I would feel walking in a bad part of Detroit at night I'd probably be very nervous if I heard someone walking behind me and getting closer I just wanted to thank you for doing this the fact that you go out of your way literally to make strangers on the street feel a little safer makes me so grateful seriously thanks 3 that guys unstick their balls and it feels damn good and I am long-stem angels burst into song edit first gold ever Thank You stranger I'm more author what's this are my keys kind of guy the flush before you're done peeing toilet game you gentlemen do edit thought it was self-explanatory but since I'm getting a million messages asking what this is apparently the game is to flush in the middle of peeing and see if you can finish before the toilet is done flushing timing is everything today I learned I did not invent this game especially if the urinals we call it the flush rush for a while as a kid all I heard was girls don't have a wee-wee so I thought all they had were balls it took me a while but I figured it out eventually edit thx for teh gold I've learned that girls screenshot everything and anything you say and post it in group messages I have a friend who hasn't fully realized that anytime he tells my friends essentially how much he still likes me I will find out within 10 minutes of the end of their conversation I'd never be that dumb oh [ __ ] Jacinto spilling your guts to land rest worthy people isn't normal but when you're high on old books it is tome not even once this is amazingly dumb of me but up until I was in HS I thought girls only used tampons pads to prevent potential leaks I just met him to Nick's had a sphincter muscle in their V and they sort of held in all their period stuff until they went to the bathroom just like pooping god I wish my boyfriend thought this too except he thought the pads were just cos we were too lazy to wipe definitely a man's perspective source having for years I thought women wanted to hear that they looked better without their makeup until I realized women almost seemed to think of beauty as a learned skill instead of an inherent quality and that fashion and makeup are appealing to them because it's something about their appearance that they have full control over now when I hear a guy claiming makeup disgust them and that they think they're crushed flirt target wants to hear they look better without it it sounds desperate and like they don't actually understand or like that woman's femininity it sounds like they're basically saying you did all this hard work for nothing and women would rather hear that it was worth it and that all that hard work was appreciated I'm sure I'm getting something wrong in this I've never really shared this thought or realization with anyone so I don't know how accurate it actually is obligatory edit oh damn I actually got killed for this neat D I'm not in any way saying that's what's going on if you just don't like makeup I'm sure for most of you who don't it isn't I just thought I should explain that better and explain the distinction between what I'm talking about in guys who just don't like working around their girls makeup at intimate moments or who just don't like obvious makeup if I'm not wearing makeup and a guy tells me I look good I enjoy it if I'm wearing makeup and a guy tells me that I shouldn't because I look better without then I get annoyed because I enjoy wearing the makeup and feeling good with it on and don't enjoy getting told that I basically should not have done something I feel good in I think you are for sure on the right track tear people apart with their gigantic claws wait that's bears never mind them bears are human Winx offer redemption edit thanks for the comic nerds women check out a bulge in a man's pants I always though guys wearing tight pants just had a strange fashion sense but apparently they are giving women a show excuse me I came to this threat to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so objectified right now PM me your bulge new username right there and joy sex somehow I was convinced it was just a favor girls would do for guys if they were feeling generous or bored sitcoms edit quick everyone say marriage I'm a girl and I didn't know that until college high school was hard that's because people talk about girls giving it up to a guy or don't let him do that to you we grow up being taught that sex is something a guy does to a girl or gets from a girl if a girl likes sex it was humiliating at least how I grew up but not for a guy I didn't know it was enjoyable and okay for both have sex until college in my freshman year on college one of my guy friends was horrified to hear that girls periods last a week he thought we have symptoms for a week and then let all the period blood out at once like going to the bathroom he thought that pads and tampons before if you knew you won't have enough time to go to the toilet to let it out oh my god just imagine letting it all go at once that's horrifying while convenient just imagine the aftermath edit words I'd take one bad bathroom trip a month compared to what I go through now did you skin a deer in here wh what women pheromones attract bobby pins causing them to multiply and hang around all over the house or apartment let me tell you about Bobby pimps I put 10 bobby pins in my hair one day for a performance after the performance I pulled out all 10 showered brushed my hair and went to bed the next day I woke up brushed my hair again and had to put in the same ten bobby pins again I specifically know it was ten because I lost all of the others that night I pulled out 11 bobby pins the uckers were breeding in my hair girls don't pee out of the same hole you are apparently it was years until I realized they didn't pee out of there but it took me until I was 9 to figure out they peed at all they'd be next thing you're gonna tell me is that they poked I worked with a 25 year old gentleman let's call him Paul because that's his real name who believed every woman and the world had their period at the same time when he told me this I burst out laughing because I imagined that he saw women's periods as a werewolf change brought on by a full moon or something god I miss Paul edit I realize periods sync up to a certain extent please stop telling me this I think you are missing the point that how dear mutual friend Paul believed that the symptoms and blood flow began at the exact same moment in time for every single woman on the planet I didn't think that women farted until I followed my extra wide bottom dant up the stairs out of the church basement I was seven years old right behind her behind hi took me by complete surprise the horrible odor permeated my nose and mouth I could taste it made me dizzy that's when I stopped believing in God I did not know about Morningwood until my roommate and I watched the proposal then had her boyfriend explained to this the line it's the morning at age 21 I had to explain to my then boyfriend's younger brother's girlfriend what Morningwood was because they were having a huge blowout fight about how he just wanted sex all the time all the time even in the morning you just want sex yep that was a fun night edit it's half the people want morning sex and the other half is insulted by the mere concept of morning wood equals wanting morning sex he thought erections were 100% controllable imagine the power you could punch people by releasing and retracting really quickly I learned on our / ask women that sometimes when they fart a little bit of the gas can get trapped in the V creating a little fart bubble in there if they swig Allah round then it gets released let me clarify it gets trapped in the seal of the lips not in the v in that case guys can relate I have had farts get stuck under my ballsack right at the taint and have to adjust to let it loose happens a lot sitting in my leather chair girls pee in the shower too I learned this the awkward way a hidden camera not even the first time I ever experienced shower thong I walked in and didn't announce myself opened the curtain and couldn't unsee you know Zoidberg from Futurama how he does that woop woop woop crab-walk that's what this looked like I found out around 16 is that when NS become erect it happens in twitches I thought they just went up in one motion like one of those pipe whistles edit did not expect this much feedback since I was 5 hours late to the party to clarify I probably should have said pulses as in the blood pumping into it however it doesn't happen in one motion as I previously thought at least the four I've seen generally it happens in pulses there were probably other times when it just came up and I didn't see it so maybe then it did happen like a slide whistle for the guys confused by this maybe your n works differently it's with a beep of their heart with each pulse there's another surge of blood the same principle applies to a deflating it's super hilarious to watch and secretly giggle about in your head while basking in the sexy times afterglow edit I'm mad at my top comment on either of my accounts is about an inflation the first paragraph in your comment has the makings of a hit love song that's actually about them edit I'm happy that my top comment is about to end love song I am learning so many things in this thread not wash their hair ever some women only wash their hair a couple times a week if you're sweating a lot in a day you shower but the natural oils in your hair are what keep it looking good using shampoo every day destroys it I'm a guy with buzzed hair and I still wash it every day how else is it going to smell like daffodils oMG girls did you smell you slash that massive on today daffodils I'd like to know if girls do this as a man if I walk into a bathroom where one other man is [ __ ] he will almost 100% of the time sniff to make a noise that I'll hear every arking time if I'm pooping I usually just sit there in complete silence and pray that the other woman isn't in there too long then there's that awful moment when she said there to poop too and it's a standoff whenever I'm in a public bathroom stall dropping a deuce and another dude coming I will wait silently for him to leave although if I hear a stall door lock and the sound of him getting ready to take the Browns to the Super Bowl as well I'm like a kid he's going to [ __ ] too I'm [ __ ] he's [ __ ] we have [ __ ] mates we all do it whatever I didn't realize until fairly recently that some guys wear underwear under their swimsuits my swimsuit is basketball shorts so I wear boxers with those or else when I get out of the water all you see is a bulge where my shorts are suction to my D that makes sense I've seen guys wear swim trunks with boxers I think they said something about the mesh being uncomfortable oh yes the Internet I didn't know till my 20s that girls had to go to the gym ecologist routinely I always thought they only went when they're pregnant or something is wrong serious question though do you really have to go regularly if nothing is wrong isn't a bit like how some people won't go to the dentist for three years if they don't have any obvious reason to edit it - Matt I have learned today ah I always used the Netflix password for that holding the birth control hostage would be all too counterproductive no it would be reproductive join our community discord link in description every girl I know seems to be in denial that guys jack off all the time especially if it's a guy they like well not what they do but what they have girl bathrooms have couches in them when my teacher told me I thought she was ducking with me until the entire class like 90% girls agreed with her only really fancy bathrooms what am I just too poor and non fancy to have been in contact with this phenomenon also what are they used for browsing the gossip mags while you listen to other peoples but trumpets usually they are for use of breastfeeding women I didn't realise girls are just as immature about farts as guys are women accidentally get blood on the underside of the toilet seat as or more often than I get pee on the top side of the toilet seat and somehow I'm the gross one wait what we do we don't have any reason to check under there unless cleaning so this is news disgusting I'm so embarrassed after living with three women for a while can confirm it happens best I can imagine happening is that some ladies just grab hold off the tampon string and yank it out like they're trying to start a lawnmower I've got no idea how that kind of splatter pattern could come about otherwise edit thank you kind stranger for my first gold also I did not expect my top-voted comments to be about bloody tampon splooshing on the underside of the toilet seat just grab hold of the tampon string and yank it out like they're trying to start a lawnmower absolutely lost it how much women talk about men until I started hanging out with my sister and her friends it all revolves around men and in such hyper picked detail there is almost no life left in the sex stories I'm talking down to if the guy had a zit on his behind or how much fluid was in the condom Artur black guys just go yet I hit that and then it's back to business I just want to clarify that not all girls do this none of my friends nor I ever discussed those types of things their personal the farthest we ever went on the topic was when we lost our virginity and if it was good or bad and because that's something you always hear as a girl that your first time will be so painful your cry girls PPS can come inverted and it can only be just one source my OS we rave for Winker chips it took me a long long time to realize that women try as hard as men do to look good be cool in front of people they are interested in store hide items in their bras I didn't think OS could get any better what a fool I was this is sort of embarrassing but I'm female and I didn't know myself that I was supposed to wipe after peeing until I was in middle school let's just say before that I always smelled like pee nobody ever told me I was supposed to do that and I wasn't bright enough to figure it out on my own it only occurred to me when a friend of mine was going to the bathroom to pee at my house and asked me for some toilet paper but then I connected the dots and thought that that might solve my issue with always having dirty underwear I wasn't a smart kid I know edit number two no my parents didn't teach me that at least I don't remember them teaching me that while potty training and they are not religious but they are really uptight all I know about sex and my own body now I had to learn on my own hell once I asked my mom to buy me tampons cause I was done with her messy pads are and she told me no cause those are for old ladies and I also asked her plenty of times while still underage to take me to a gym ecologist and she never did once she made a weird comment about trying to find a gene oh who wouldn't break my hymen while checking me down there so yet you can guess what type of education I had edit number three and the most common I've ever had is from admitting I didn't know how to wipe lovely all that's actually rather sad I learned that guys never ever talk in the bathroom I'm a bit jealous I have several colleagues who will continue a conversation as I'm peeing it's really awkward I like to pee in silence I didn't realize males don't pee themselves if they have to go and laugh too hard it's like a superpower best way for a man not to piss himself get a boner it shuts down the urge to pee cuz we think we are going to have sexy time wieners are such morons I dated a guy in high school who thought pregnant women had contraptions when they went into labor a cigar cutter just came out the time between contraptions is getting shorter holy [ __ ] a cotton gin it's women's bathroom activities this thread sums up the failure of sex education in schools edit thanks for the reddit gold totally did not expect it first time I didn't know that periods last multiple days I thought it was a one day thing I can't believe how many guys in this thread didn't know this didn't you hear the five seven days thing in health class I never thought guys would love getting pampered with beauty products and spas but I was so wrong I have so many guy friends who are using me as an excuse to go for spar sessions how much time women take to self evaluate themselves physically it's sad and kind of gross when you realize the lengths they go to in order to be some random sense or beautiful that some guys actually sit while pissing when I was younger I thought that this wasn't physically possible ro you know when we [ __ ] we almost automatically pee - this isn't really addressing the prompt since it's something members of the same sex do but I recently realized guys who are having friendly conversations rarely do so facing each other directly they are either side by side or standing in an l-shape it blew my mind when I read that and realize that I had been doing this my whole life without consciously realizing it I didn't realize until college just how messy some girls could be some of my friends dorm rooms always look like they just got hit by a tornado well I've read through this thread and have come to a conclusion women apparently do poke took me the longest time to figure out why laundry detergent ads bragged about getting out grass stains and blood I'm like you gotta hit the grass pretty hard to draw blood line the interior of their vs with some sort of kelp paste to keep their pubic lice from getting a handhold as they try to storm the uterus that doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about women to dispute it I'm a lady what the actual luck are you talking about you know thanks for watching subscribe for three videos a day [Music] [Music]

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Length: 20min 12sec (1212 seconds)

Published: Wed May 06 2020