What’s fine in small numbers but terrifying in large numbers?

r ask reddit what's fine in small numbers but terrifying in large numbers options that's actually a really good answer out of all the possible replies they could have made they chose wisely choice paralysis is a hell of a drug it's why we can look at a fridge or pantry stocked with food and say there's nothing to eat or look at a game library of hundreds of titles and say there's nothing to play i can't count how many times i'll order a reuben sandwich at a restaurant just because everything else looks so good i can't decide that's why i now ask myself during a steam sale do i buy this because it's cheaper because i will play it i have so many cheap games that are not surprisingly crap my relatives i have a big distant family from my mother's side every time i visit them i discover five new nieces and nephews i still haven't memorized the previous one stop making new ones specifically in-laws the outlaws are worse than the in-laws not true at least outlaws are wanted x's oh look there's one of my exes at the bar oh look there are eight of my exes sitting together at the bar that's why all of mine formed an evil league all my exes live in texas and texas is the place i dearly love to be ladybugs i was cleaning out an old barn and went up in the loft as i was climbing up i couldn't really see yet because it was so dark in the ground floor but crazy bright in the loft i felt some small bugs banging into the back of my head i turned around and there was like a writhing mass of ladybugs on the window frame absolutely freaked me out thw acceleration writhing mass is one of the most horroristic thing in the english language not compared to whatever the duck you just did here a few moles are okay but a mole of moles would be a problem my ping relatable i live in a spot where i can only get satellite internet bad satellite internet my average ping 800 also 25 gb a month i might add i love multiplayer games psy bills how many do you know clinton's not clint's bills honestly i get one bill and it stresses me out lol fingers on one hand hands on one arm arms on one shoulder shoulders on one torso bugs both software and insects work pretty well for this question seeing a military plane fly over a big city tell that to hiroshima fun fact the enola gay was well practiced in a maneuver called get the hull away from the bomb because they were concerned about the plane being far enough away from the blast white blood cells of course to be fine the number can't be too small either your there really needs to be a per volume specification here geese have you ever been surrounding by a gaggle of canadian geese [ __ ] is god inducing if you've got a problem with canada gooses you've got a problem with me now let that marinate people shakes anxiously starts hyperventilating my blood sugar i'd say small numbers under 85 or so can cause their own nightmares duck-sized horses fingers and butt dolls i dated a girl that had a porcelain doll collection and it was terrifying to walk into the room she kept them in and see a ton of dolls looking at you like they were about to come alive and kill you burps just imagine if everyone around you started burping at the same time it's a recurring nightmare for me what a specific nightmare ants fun story i once put my man cave in a shed out behind my house and fell asleep watching a movie out there not so bad yep unfortunately i had forgotten to finish eating my brownie and i woke up with it still half eating on my chest i felt tingly when i woke up and i could see slight movement on my chest and the glow from the tv i quickly hit the lamp and was greeted by a mound of fire and having a ritual conga line up my leg and onto my chest it was then that they started to bite and get crazy i instinctively unleashed my inner karate kid and gave myself a hulk strength prison pat down and ran inside to take a shower i ended up with the rocky and andy's mountain ranges were sovent bites along my chest and right leg duck ants that story wasn't fun at all all it did was give me an itchy chest and ruined my dreams of eating brownies off my chest in a shed police at my door no amount of police at my door is a good amount of police at my door either someone's dead or someone's going to jail what if he just really needs to use a toilet then he better go get a warrant homework i like a little challenge but when it's piled height just gets overwhelming wrontians as long as you are in that not bad not great area you should be fine area 51 raiders kids clapping to a song unvaccinated kids one or two would probably die off but when it's 15 they would spread the diseases they have before their death duck eye dwarf hamsters at least in my traumatic childhood experience just for your information this bloody story may make some readers uncomfortable it's a bit long too but anyway so one time my stepsisters bring home a bin of adorable dwarf hamsters and forget to separate males and females they have little hamster hanky-panky and multiply like mad popping out babies like tiny rodent machine guns soon there are too many to contain they escape and make our gaming room into their hamster love nest months pass and the evidence of months of horny hamster hunting emerges from beneath every sofa every bed every counter baby hamsters everywhere i got to bottle feed a bunch of infant hamsters and it was every kid's heaven at first there was just one problem this breed was notorious for violent males it started with finding cute little fuzzy surprises plucking adorable hamster babies from obscure places like the world's cutest fuzziest easter egg hunt it ended with every room in my house being a bloody war zone for fallen hamster soldiers murdered by stronger hornier males carcasses under the sofa the bed the counter some are outside and half eaten by dogs friends stop coming over because the smell is overwhelming and this is too traumatizing for children imagine being a child in this scenario paralyzed and crying under the covers every night when you hear scratching and pain squeaking right under your bed or in the wall beside you some manage to get up there in your bed you wake up to dead bodies everywhere i didn't sleep for months eventually we catch them with homemade cages and offer them to a pet store for free they think we're being generous hey no but we'll let them think that it's their problem now so anyway moral of the story hamsters and those numbers aren't cute anymore pregnancies whoa you made it to the end you're a ducking beast i'll cast you a deal smash like and subscribe for more curated content bruh it's free and that's a great price [Music] you

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Published: Tue Apr 06 2021