You get teleported 3 meters to your left. How does that change your life ?

r slash ask reddit you get teleported three meters to your left how does that change your life you've been hit by you've been struck by truck after another world you go hey you you're finally awake i'd be laying on top of my roommate instead of my bed so that would be weird your roommate enters the chat today i learned that area between the butt cheeks is called a chat it reset me back to the original position after the last time this question was asked about teleporting us to the right the air suddenly became fresher and warmer appreciating all the birds chirping while falling from 19th floor this reminded me for a second of douglas adams arthur dent was working in his 19th floor office when it was decided that he should suddenly be teleported three meters to his left the air suddenly became fresher and warmer in the last sound arthur dent would hear before smashing into the ground from the 19th floor was the sound of birds chirping he didn't know it but the birds he was hearing was that of the northern cardinal a bird found commonly in the united states but rarely if ever in the united kingdom but by now arthur had been falling for one and one half seconds and he only had about two more seconds until there would be no more arthur dent the last thought arthur dent had was that of a girl he had met at a party strange he thought to himself why her by a series of random happenstances such as the first great western leaving one minute early young harold smythe being late for his school bus a burned piece of toast and when on the 27th of march 1944 a bomb that had been dropped on bristol failed to explode instead of landing on the pavement below arthur dent was once again teleported three meters to his left which at the time was up thus stopping his momentum and allowing him to land on the ground with a small thug sitting on someone's lap on the subway sorry dude imagine if you glitched into his lap and will be stuck the entire time i imagine you get stuck in an expose he could ride you at the place of walking forever i'm a native english speaker and i can't figure this sentence out someone help well now i'm having a in a kitchen me too buddy yeah but opie was because of being teleported i am now uncomfortably close to keith i'm going back to my desk what did keith ever do to you he's a good lad but we are both manly engineers and appreciate our personal space neither of us are huggers so any less than 300 millimeters spacing would be uncomfortable particularly in the working environment i like that you have your discomfort zone worked out down to the milliliter edit yes yes i meant millimeter it's part of your professional engineer registration all calibrated and kept up to date this is important i'm currently laying on my right side scrolling on my phone so i'd appear three meters above my bed then fall right back where i was oh man i am lying on my left side guess it'll end up 1.5 meters underground damn i'm the same makes me wonder how deep the concrete slab my house is built on us i am now sitting at another computer three meters to the left of me also there is blood everywhere i get it and i don't want to i don't can you explain it to me he just telefragged someone i'll be in someone else's apartment don't forget to bring your camera and your kidnapping gear i fall from the second floor of the house and land on the metal railing of the deck back first as i am on my back typing this into my phone and the back of my head and heels touch i imagine i immediately become a blood fountain and the word fatality appear over my head in dripping letters then the matrix glitches to low resolution graphics to make it look even more realistic i'll be falling from 50 meters to the ground guess i am dead i wake up my cat who is sitting on me i will see you in court i am now half inside a container i am dead i am inside a tank in an aquarium with a sand shark not sure if i'd be okay or not instantly entering water either displaces the water sending a massive shock wave or kills you as your lungs are now 100 full of water what if you merely trade places with whatever's occupying the space and your lungs still contain the air you hid before the teleport then the pressure of the water in the tank will make you lose your breath instantly probably not killing you but make you light-headed depending of course on the size of the tank no longer in the comforts of my bed on the cold hard floor i demand a refund we do not do refunds you can complain to the manager if you are a little beach do not anger a potential karen i'm now outside in the front yard at 3am potentially floating a good eight nine feet in the air depending on if gravity is affecting me i'm not wearing pants it's hot i'm locked out why did you do this oh my god this made me laugh so hard i'm taking a on my balcony okay but answer the question i'm still on the couch phew long couch mate i'd have moved from the single to the corner couch good planning against random instant three meters teleportation i'd be staring right at my boss with five centimeters of distance would have to explain my accidental teleport awkward i'm now three meters to my left now i have to get up to grab my beer i hope you're satisfied edit it is international beer day mates let's celebrate i'm satisfied i'm outside my dad's closet he'll wake up and be pissed let him know you support him and he needs to get out the closet i'm naked on the floor with my clothes and wheelchair three meters to my right i fall on my dog hopefully your doggo clips three meters to the left too i also have to hope the chair doesn't come with me i would finally know how far three meters is in imperial it's about two hands two one-quarter oven farthing a pelican and three buckets of sand i am now taking a dump in a rubbish bin outdoors that's surprisingly not too bad all things considered i poop on my dog okay but answer ups question i'm on the floor and i'm freaking out over the fact that i just teleported i'm dead humans don't generally survive long when they become part of the linen closet i'm on the lap of one of my co-workers it's awkward i'm now somewhere else googling how long a beta is i'm sitting in a gooseberry bush in the rain i'm mildly annoyed but get up and go back inside out of the window falling from 15 stroke 20 meters thanks i am now sitting in the hallway and will have to move myself and my office chair if that gets teleported with me back to my desk hooray such a life-changing experience i would be pooping in the street i'm at work in a porta potty i am now on my neighbor's room which my family rents him at 2 a.m pretty awkward to explain currently sitting on the toilet taking a dump so now i'd be sitting on my boss's desk taking a dump whoa you made it to the end you're a ducking beast i'll cast you a deal smash like and subscribe for more curated content bruh it's free and that's a great price [Music] you

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Published: Sat Apr 10 2021