I Let a Twitter Bot Decorate My Room

hi I'm Michael and this is the room I just moved into the reason it's so empty and boring and looks like the purgatory realm between life and death is because I don't know how to decorate anything now I could have friends for help or talk to an interior decorator but that's social interaction and I don't support it so instead I wrote a Twitter bot that lets you decide what goes in my room just by tweeting at me here's how it works you guys reply to this tweet with any amazon link you want then my bot will find the most liked reply / amazon link purchase it automatically and send it directly to my house all without me knowing what it is the bot will do this every 15 minutes for an entire day so for 24 hours the bots gonna be buying the most liked items but it won't buy the same thing twice if it's already bought the most like the item it'll cycle for the next in the next 15 minutes and so on remember the bot purchases products based on how many likes they get so remember to like the ones that you want to see sent to me again I really don't know how to decorate so I'm counting on you guys to send me some good stuff I trust you and it starts right now good go now go so that was a mistake so it's been the full 24 hours since I posted that tweet the bot just made its last purchase and I think the whole thing was a massive success we have so many packages coming in the mail for me to decorate my room with I think it's like 20 or 30 or 95 packages now I've made it a point not to look at any of the products you guys send me cuz yeah I like surprises and I want to see how you decorate my room but also we have to wait for them to get here and there's like a hundred packages coming anyway so we can look it like 10 together right I programmed it to tweet from my account every time it made a purchase so let's see what I got you guys got me a copy of the King James Bible that it makes me look like I read maybe that's what you're going for oh yeah this k-pop BTS Jimin doll will look really good next to the Communist Manifesto this one is this one's definitely just a sex swing [ __ ] okay maybe you guys are just like really unorthodox at decorating I'm sure you got it I trust you so we're just gonna stop looking at this and wait until the packages get here man all this waiting really makes you hungry good thing I ordered food right hello hi sorry is that for Michael thank you so much thank you so much really appreciate it have a nice day oh [ __ ] the packages came let's just get these in the house it's just that's just rocks I'm gonna kill my sever get an idea and it seems like a good idea in the moment but eventually you come to realize that it's a bad idea but you've already sunk so much time into it that you have to follow through me neither the entire sink is filled with packages behind of me is all cardboard packages from Amazon that I hope falls on me and crushes my body oh god the [ __ ] trash the trash this is gonna make nunchucks I can just keep opening it and it's the Bible do not disturb I am busy gaming BTS oh it's jong-kook yeah I keep forgetting to read these gift receipts I had the bot prints out the person's user name and tweet message in every single package so I could shame you wait what the oh it is a mouse pad every time oh the needle drop oh this is [ __ ] fan fan oh just get naked thank you fat bastard man thank you [ __ ] this is this is here for the people who I I need to kill later I'm not sure how this stuff is gonna fit together but I love it some decent stuff so I'm pretty sure it's gonna work out coyote you're okay well that was base pay score I'm going to put you on my kill list that's the Nic Cage pillowcase oh that's not what I [ __ ] want you deserve the death sentence this next package it's potatoes you can buy a bag of [ __ ] potatoes on Amazon is 7 a.m. now I just take out my laptop really quick as anyone want to help me open a hundred Amazon a package as I'm gonna go to sleep now and hope someone saves me from this hellish nightmare in the morning I'm gonna pretend you guys didn't just go out the door to do this act thing hey they were supposed to be like every 15 minutes there are a lot of 15 minutes in a day Gus there is a table here sirs what is is it like China what is that there's iCarly cologne flammable for you it's the male anatomy poster I always wondered what one of those look like this the scale that's what my penis looks like okay you get one swing though I don't oh Michael loves being so bean boy fungal pop moly this is what they did the war not in the war they stand army that's [ __ ] anti-climactic gets a shelf to put your [ __ ] wops on thank you guys for helping me open these packages I appreciate it now I just gotta just gotta decorate this is uh way more [ __ ] stuff than I thought it would be I I don't know how I'm gonna do this I don't have any experience decorating anything I think we're gonna need some help this is Alex she is an interior decorator I'm not an actual interior designer alex is an interior designer who's gonna help turn my room into the magical place twitter was envisioning so we got this is just everything I need to have put around the room what do you think what do you think what do you think I can kind of give you just like the general overview we got like John here I think was his name lots of BTI plenty of posters this is like one of the Japanese he ones I got is it cool that we need all of it because I need all of it I was gonna like you know help you with it have you just guide me but I think I'd rather just like leave the room well she's doing that I know what you're thinking Michael you faked the entire thing you're thinking Michael didn't really write a bot for it looked at his Twitter and you know buy the [ __ ] on Amazon I'm gonna [ __ ] show you that I wrote a bot and usually the code explanation super boring but I have an idea for how to make it interesting I'm gonna explain it to you the guy holding the camera we're gonna [ __ ] you're gonna sit down here and you're gonna listen to me explain this [ __ ] wait really Oh Jesse night she goes to the Twitter API it says hey can I have all the response all you got to the Twitter is going this is ridiculous there's way too much crap in here base on list of tweet replies we want to look at the body and we want to say is that a valid Amazon you are right don't know how I got roped into this Jesus okay it's the data source that parses it sends it to the [ __ ] Dave MongoDB database are not connected but they can fly but they can interact they live in the same house but they don't aren't the same people and parents there's a lot of wall space so maybe I do wall stuff first it says hey hunt you have new tweets in the database let the function get tweet equal to the function tweets passed in tweets call back go DIF make function there's minecraft sheets those are gonna go off still on the bed the after occurs back into ourselves so it's gonna go do sure you back up lacy all this does is recursive recursive first oh we've tried that product we tried that front of we haven't tried that product it goes hey there's Jesus stuff where's the Jesus Jesus I can't find Jesus this is your software and it's all in the cloud which is not in this guy with the product ID we are able to make a call to the purchasing API I finished so there you go I did it let's just get this over with I see the product with purchase successfully the purchasing API will call back to our success web yep let's go check on my room I'm actually so [ __ ] excited to see how it turned out isn't ready struck case you want to wake up in the morning in case I do want to wake up in the morning I don't think I will after this so your gaming station you just kind of glossed over one of the pieces oh yeah all the way section it was wondering where all the BTS stuff was going oh this is too amazing to not show to other people so I'm just gonna bring in hey welcome to my crib we got creeper costume we got nunchucks we got Jared Leto Joker down here we got my bean collection so you forget what your penis looks like let me direct you to the the male reproductive anatomy chart like pickle R it kind of mini section pickle Rick you got pickle Rick you got pickle Rick and pickle juice rocks yeah that's right from pickle Rick Oh many of them I've already opened and spit back into so it's okay then here minecraft bedsheets times two those you can put on whenever you want it looks like he was born with fetal alcohol syndrome we're gonna come around here we're gonna come around here this section we have Nic Cage sequin pillow but before we get to that Hatsune Miku figurine if someone breaks in level of a dub dub your bubble level dub dead don't like reading he Steve some images you should not masturbate to when you climax immediately freshen up a little bit after icarly cologne we're still not done with the tour so we're gonna keep going open the window up it's [ __ ] nighttime but you have Jesus if you want to choose between the King James Bible the King James Bible in the King James Bible that's we're gonna switch to the that's what I call means some healthy watching viewing listening anything that tickles your fancy where you're putting on iCarly clone in my room and listening to Bible this is a Sheldon Cooper Funko pop you want it you know you want it you want it you want it where do you keep your clothes oh we don't need them where we go some interpretive Japanese art art and God don't mix that's not for the boobs it's for the wrist support keep in mind I saw this room maybe three minutes ago and I'm giving you the tour of it and then we come to the grand reveal right the grand [ __ ] finale where you can sit down and look at your bps shrine stand army what's pts yep and that concludes the room tour thank you everyone for participating and if you didn't get a chance to participate I'm sorry oh you're gonna [ __ ] cry you don't cry cuz you don't follow me on Twitter may be sure to follow me on Twitter you little [ __ ] piss baby maybe you should fall this looks like $1,000 worth of merchandise yeah I think it was I think it literally was thanks to Skillshare for sponsoring this video and helping me pay for all this [ __ ] cuz God knows I wasn't gonna do it myself for those of you who don't know Skillshare is an awesome online learning community with thousands of classes covering dozens of creative and entrepreneurial skills if you're looking at fuel your curiosity creativity or career skill share is a great place to learn I personally use Skillshare to learn computer programming concepts but they got everything from photography to graphic design to like animation and with a premium membership you get unlimited access to all of these courses so you can find the right one for you I'm gonna recommend this beginner's guide to Python programming course because the entire ingestion software that we wrote to get the replies to my tweet was written in Python plus it's a super easy language to pick up go share is also super affordable especially when you compare it to in-person workshops and boot camps an annual subscription is only about ten bucks a month and because Scotia is sponsoring this video you can sign up with the link in the description to get a two month free trial so if you're interested in learning for any reason use the link in the description to get two months of Skillshare completely free thanks again to Skillshare for sponsoring this video and helping me buy all of this garbage that's it that's the end that's the end of the video goodbye [Music] we [ __ ] on the minecraft better what

Channel: Michael Reeves

Views: 14,909,646

Rating: 4.9390016 out of 5

Keywords: bot, decorate, robot, funny, twitter bot, hack, hacker, code, programmer, arduino, software, IOT, microservice, cloud, educational, amazon, amazon packages, 100 packages, satire, IT, server, networking, nodejs, python, bad robot, robot decorates, mongodb, REST, API, unboxing, interior decorator, reaction

Id: hBP-NzOadL0

Length: 13min 3sec (783 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 23 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/AudioManiac]

I really wish Michael would publish the source code for his projects! I'm really want to know what technologies he used to build this and why. He says he used python for the ingestion stuff, but then if you look at his whiteboard you can make out he wrote an app in express.js to do the purchasing stuff and I'm really curious why he used that instead of doing the whole thing in python!

[u/Schponken]

“God and Art don’t mix”

[u/Sweat_the_small_subs]

"Whats BTS?"

"Yup!"

[u/DaggerMoth]

Shenanigans. One does not leave things up to the internet to buy things without getting a 50 gallon drum of lube and Nazi paraphernalia. Honorable mentions that would be ordered include giant butt plug, black dildo, purple sex toy, life size Hitler self lubricating multi orifice sex doll, lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, crap flappers, whistling bungholes, spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser.

[u/westin_majors]

Michael’s videos have been getting wayyy better lately. Bravo dude.

[u/paperplategourmet]

That could have gotten real expensive real quick. How many dildos did he get?

[u/anoldoldman]

https://youtu.be/hBP-NzOadL0?t=665

Someone bought this poor guy a West Ham flag.

[u/Ethernetbabe]

Where have I seen this guy before?

[u/umop_apisdn]

This is actually an awesome idea! Writing the code, getting skillshare to subsidise it up to the $35/item limit, and you end up with a load of crap and some good stuff that will make the room a great talking point!