What's The Most Humiliating Way To Get Expelled From School?

what's the most humiliating reason you've ever heard for a teenager to be expelled from school for when i was 17 i had to write a paper about what i would do if it was my last 24 hours on earth being a jackals eye out things like blow stuff up and rob liquor stores well my teacher thought i was serious and turned the paper into the principal who turned it into the police i got charged with a felony for threats of terrorism and expelled for six months not really embarrassing i guess but funny nevertheless not expelled but suspended for two weeks the person was accused of bringing fireworks and bangers into school it was party poppers for celebrating their friend's birthday people seem confused by banger it's what we call them in ireland i guess the american equivalent would be firecrackers you like them and they make a loud bang hence the name two eighth graders from some school in a pretty upper-class area were caught freaking in the elevator on camera in the elevator at school okay then well i guess the purpose of elevators is for people to get down quick i went to a protestant school in australia my very good friend had just died from bone cancer my girlfriend was comforting me and hugging me as i was crying my eyes out a teacher came past and told she to move away as there was a no touching rule my girlfriend nicely and comedy explained the situation to the teacher who responded by explaining that she was not concerned by this i subsequently told her to get fricked i was marched up to the principal's office in front of all my mates a crying blithering mess where i was told i would be taking a week off school due to suspension the reason i was at school was because he had been in hospital for over a month and i was only made aware of his passing in the bus trip in this all occurred before the school rang for first period kids guy and girl were expelled from my private school for giving oral in one of the staircases the whole thing was recorded on video and shown to the student's parents the parents had to sit and watch their kids receive give fellatio with the superintendent and dean of the school i have no idea if this is considered chili pee or just evidence in case the kids who were expelled decide to sue the school a line outside of the men's bathroom for free blow jobs there must have been 15 20 people in line once they found out it was going down she was new to the school and i guess wanted to service a boys she was expelled right away her nickname roboho i almost got suspended for using brokeback mountain in a list of love stories in middle school but the teacher called my parents and asked if they were letting me be exposed to that sort of stuff my parents just laughed i'm in high school currently and last year a friend was expelled for writing a death threat to a teacher and also made a hit list nobody would have known it was him except he dropped it in the hall and a teacher picked it up and read it i'm glad he got caught also a couple got caught flicking in the bathroom when a teacher walked in why did a teacher walk in they were using a teacher's only bathroom after getting suspended the guy threatened to shoot up the school yeah he is gone now this kid was suspended at my school for throwing biscuits at the goths it was funny because he thought he was being cool by teasing them but the goths were catching and eating the biscuits hilarious the mental image i have is similar to a senior citizen feeding pigeons at a park in cooking class a girl was flipping a knife around for god knows why and lost her grip ended stabbing herself smack dab in the nether regions she had suspended for violation of some safety rule or something but dang it must have sucked tl dr knife in p best tl dr ever i had a friend in high school who got expelled later reinstated because a girl said that he threatened her and then later changed her story to she felt threatened by him this girl would sit behind him in class and accuse his father of cheating on his mom and being a terrible person for basically no reason that she had this little loser minion who followed her around and basically did whatever she said pretty sure the guy was in love with her so anyway after like two years of this crap he tells her to shut the frick up then he gets expelled it was one of the stupidest things i've ever heard good old school system punishing the victim and all that i almost got expelled if that's the right word from our university our engineering curriculum was designed in such a way that for the first year you were in a large group for a bunch of classes together meaning you'd have calc 1 physics engineering 101 etc all with the same group of students it promoted teamwork or something anyways one of our classes was over two hours long so we got a break halfway through usually me and my two friends would hit up the snack cart and shoot the crap in the hall until we had to go back never thought much of it one day we're in that same class and four university police officers burst into our class and go u3 with us now slightly embarrassing especially since we had no idea what was going on we follow them and they start berating and questioning us about why we were making fun of a fellow professor for being gay if we knew this was a hate crime if we knew we could get expelled for it so we're crapping our pants we don't even know what they're talking about the professor in question comes out confirms it was definitely the three of us and now we have to meet with the real police later in the day as a form complaint is being charged before i continue let me state that we absolutely weren't making fun of this guy truth be told we never paid any attention to him and certainly didn't know or make fun of him for being gay me and one of my friends were old friends from elementary school while the third was a new friend i asked my friends if they wanted to talk to the guy privately and only my old friend wanted to we went to his office and asked to speak with him we explained the situation saying that if we had inadvertently said something about gays it was merely an accident and not directed at him we told him we were truly sorry and meant no ill will we then asked if we could shake his hand and settle this he agreed but he did not agree to cut the third friend loose he said it was really him that was saying the stuff anyways and we were just a part of it we could tell he didn't believe us but he told the police to not involve us and only charge the third the third friend ended up having to take a hate crime class for the entire semester meet with mediators the entire semester and was put on academic probation that's bulls even if you were making gay jokes that doesn't give school administration or law enforcement to charge you with hate crime you should threaten to take them to court and really call their bluff this would never stick and win a court case if there were no witnesses to testify or if your group never made any death threats or physical assault my freshman year of college i attended a very prude and tightly ruled school not only were the dorms split on gender but opposite genders couldn't even be in the lobby we knew this but thought the on-campus houses were a little more relaxed so there we were four guys and one girl sitting in the living room of an on-campus house owned by the university watching baseball and just talking casually all of a sudden the back door swings open and campus security comes marching in i need everyone to give me their student ids right now we figured it was best not to make a scene and what's the worst that could happen we all handed over our ids and were told we would be hearing from the university about this matter a few days later i get the letter to my room stating that i was expelled from the university what the frick we each had to meet individually with the university president and write a letter about what an awful crime we committed of course i just wanted to get back into school so i made it red sincere but it was the most sarcastically written letter of my life i'm very sorry for jeopardizing my education by talking to a member of the opposite gender that was my one and only year at that god forsaken place my niece just got expelled from school for convincing another child to take off his pants but she is three years old so i don't understand why it is such a big deal i was expelled from school because i got on my space and told an internet friend that i wanted to put my bully in the hospital you know beat the crap out of him well her mother sees that threat two weeks later and notifies my school and i was kicked out for threats of terrorism and was told to never come back to that school honestly i never touched the guy in and didn't plan to i was just venting out my anger because the school never did the dang thing when i told them i was being bullied i don't talk out loud about my emotions anymore because that little vent fricked up my life i was 14 i had no other school to go to so i waited until i was of age and got my get life has been a struggle because of that but i learned my lesson at least so yeah when i meet people in the subject of school or anything related to that subject comes up i have to explain that i was kicked out of school because of what i said on my space the humiliation kills me every time the thing i've learned from this thread u.s schools have no idea what the word terrorism means there are hundreds of definitions but the main commonality is that it is for a political purpose that guy bullied me i'm going to beat him up is most definitely not terrorism one kid got expelled for pulling the red fire alarm which in turn caused an evacuation while waiting for the fire department to arrive he claimed later to have done it as of sheer boredom which later became his motto in the yearbook a guy in our school is about six foot six one time he tripped over the rim of a door hits the fire alarm and causes the whole school to evacuate didn't get expelled or anything he never forgot about it though we didn't let him xd i volunteer myself i was expelled for planning to hack the teacher server when all the evidence they had on me was that i had tore and a few vpns installed on my mbp i was in a mac one to one school i was a very bored 11th grader with adhd it got along well with all my teachers and classmates except for the principal and his wife also a teacher who didn't like me much after my dad complained of their negligence after i had a panic attack out at sea alone during a windsurfing excursion i was basically a chronic liar who was making it up in their eyes i had been on probation a few times for other minor things but they obviously had a grudge against me but the principal then transferred to another school shortly after i got expelled but karma exists in real life and not just on reddit so out in town one day i happened to walk past my ex-principal who was holding hands with another woman i snapped a photo and posting it on facebook i didn't actually think too much of it because it was already talk among some of the students but it went viral across both the schools among the teachers and students and i'm told they both split up because of it apparently they are much happier now so good for them the guy's name was john we were in the middle of history class and the teacher says john go to the office and turn in your cell phone you know the rules john stands up rips off his shirt and flips over every desk in the classroom while cursing at the teacher as he's walking out he pushes the teacher into the wall here's the twist the teacher wasn't even talking to him she was talking to another student named john who was using his phone to show someone a picture my old teacher used to work in a rough area in london about 10 years ago she told us how one 14 year old had a wanken lesson and was caught by the teacher after he came in his hand i'm not sure how it happened but the kid ended up storming out and wiped his jaws all over the handle when leaving in order to get the other kids out the teacher had to use a piece of paper over her hand to touch the handle this is rather far-fetched i know i was probably in a round third or fourth year of seniors 13 15-ish and there was a dude in my ear who i'll refer to as ch as the story goes ch acquired a piece of white dog crap bear with me here he took it home and painstakingly dried it and ground it down only to bring it into school the next day badly wrapped in cling film to offer to his feebly-minded minions as what i can only assume will see they declined for whatever freaking reason ch was like now adds this is good crap look and did a big fat line of old white ground dog crap in the boys toilets anyway he got grassed up as he spent the next hour in the cubicle violently vomiting hal ha it all came to a head and he got excluded for what i can only imagine to be a various number of reasons oh i almost forgot this guy once smeared help me on the cubicle doors in his own crap psych catholic school student wasn't expelled they made him switch schools because he is a high achiever he said he was tired of all of the born against teasing him for being an atheist he also dressed pretty provocatively in their eyes so he crucified a baby pig and put it in their prayer spot on campus all expulsions in ca by law you switch schools within the district he was achieving so they didn't send him to the expulsion school that lets out at noon when i was 15 i was a high school stoner one day it was -23 without a windchill and me and this other guy decided to smoke our water bottle bong in the bathroom to keep from having to go way out back we go into the sketchiest bathroom in the furthest corner of the school and into the handicapped stall we had all the smoking stuff out i had the water bottle he had the stem and bowl we each had our own weed as we start putting it together the principal knocks on the store door and says come out boys i know you're in there so i crush the water bottle and he hides his paraphernalia i put my weed in between my dong and my sack and he put his up his sleeve in the office we were put in separate rooms he was interrogated first while that was happening i hid my weed in the bottom of a filing cabinet during his talk with the authorities his weed was found they brought the school's cop in and searched my pockets but found nothing catholic school 2003 i was suspended for being in a bathroom stall with another boy he was expelled for the same offense but because it was a recurring thing for him they also sent him to rehab for weed reefer madness guy at my high school went into the girls bathroom came out with a used tampon and started smoking it like it was a cigarette most awkward lunch period ever lunch period guy at my school got expelled for using an empty pringles can to masturbate he cut a hole in the top and just you know fricked it ouch we were on the bus on the way back from a school trip and me and my friends were sat at the back we spent most the journey just messing around playing cards etc when we noticed that the teacher sat nearest to us had headphones in being dumb kids we decided to see if we could start shouting dumb stuff without him hearing us we tried yelling a few things before one of my friends yelled would you like to suck my dong mister l at which point mr l turned around because he had turned his music off and made my friend go and sit somewhere else he got a two-day suspension for that my little brother's friend was in the locker room after gym everyone had just taken a shower and were in towels or whatnot so a couple of people hold this random kid down and my bros friend whips off his towel spreads his butt cheeks presses his bare butthole against this kid's nose and lets out a big fart this is physical shaming assault i don't know what kind of criminal charges came up but i know the police were involved he was immediately thrown out of school he thought it was a joke but it went way too far from what i heard his balls were hanging all over the kid's mouth both guys were straight some people i know got suspended for trying to use fake money at a nearby news agent another time the same people got punished for straight up shoplifting same news agent in fairness they are idiots a girl in my school wasn't formally expelled however she was ashamed into homeschooling essentially she gave this one dude a bj went and bragged about it and then when everyone called her as she changed her story and called it physical shaming assault the guy almost got expelled for physical shaming assault too in my town a girl i know was dating a guy in senior year at a local high school for a few weeks and got pregnant her dad found out and got freaking pee she changed her story and called it rape the guy got expelled before graduating didn't graduate lost all his college acceptances freaking heartbreaking i wonder what he's up to now just looked her up yep still a party girl i went to her private school me and a girl there fell in love and started dating we both did cross country together after school one night after practice we didn't want to go home so we stayed in her car she was senior i was still a sophomore the whole night and lost our virginity together well we were literally up all night long enough for school to start the next morning we were still in the car couldn't see through the windows it was so steamy in there titanic style i guess we were pretty out of it so we didn't go to school meanwhile our parents are freaking out and i guess word gets to the school that we're not there so i guess the logical conclusion was to expel us both i was suspended for using a titch's computer you see i t had developed this clever system where every computer in the entire school was perfectly identical in both hardware and software before a user logs in once a user logged in it loaded their desktop files and permissions from a central server so did i log into my teacher's account nope i logged into my own account and did my homework but since i did it at the workstation at the front of the room instead of the rows of workstations at the desks i was suspended for hacking hacking my butt i'd say that this is very widely used microsoft call it roaming profiles i find it hilarious you were suspended for doing something exactly as intended it is possible to set restrictions on who can log on to what though story is about me and i wasn't a teenager oh well when i was in first grade i went to a private school for my birthday my mom got me a book about dragons dragons are freaking awesome brings dragon book to school teacher finds it gets brought to principle yells at me about revelations satan and dragons gets expelled for like a week dragon book is taken i was taught by the deputy head at a pretty decent secondary school in the uk he only expelled one person a girl was caught taking a five-pound note from a teacher's handbag the deputy head sat down in his office with the girl and her father the head said to the father your daughter has been caught stealing money from a teacher we need to work together to find out why this happened and how to prevent it but the father responded with so i do stuff like that all the time the head realized there was nothing he could do to help her and he expelled her on the spot suspended for a while but not expelled in eighth grade one kid went into the bathroom kicked open the stall and pee all over another kid i think they were kinda friends and it was just a prank it's just a prank bro some kids in my hs got suspended because they swore on facebook basically the guys had a group on facebook to discuss which girls they were asking to prom something like that anyway it was the year below me so i wasn't in it then some guys started talking crap about some girls once again general idea not sure exactly and some other guys told them to frick off essentially but they proceeded to get suspended for swearing on the internet outside of school a kid in my class was going to a freshman dance with his girlfriend who just started chemotherapy he shaved his hair off so she wouldn't be the only one there with no hair he was suspended for three weeks for violating dress code and having hair under three stroke four of an inch even though all the black kids have theirs under that a tl dr private schools have stupid rules when i was in third grade one of my classmates found a bag of marijuana on the playground during recess we were at the time taking dar e courses and trying to do the right thing he took the baggie to the teacher to report it the teacher decided to instead of recognizing the child performed as he was taught to do and congratulate him to report that the child had a bag of drugs in his possession the kid was expelled for the rest of the year and the following year ended up becoming a dealer tl dr teacher creates dealer by teaching student no good deed goes unpunished my friend ended up getting kicked out mainly because of me we weren't in school at the time but at a boarding house with about 15 other boys we were doing normal teenage tomfoolery and decided to steal a boy's clothes we then proceeded to chase him down the corridor at full speed whipping his ass with a towel now the problem was about halfway down the corridor a family of a prospective student was being shown around only to be greeted by a naked boy running full speed of them with two of us chasing him with towels he got expelled and we had exclusions i feel kinda bad about it but he had been in trouble before tl dr prospective student and family greeted by crying naked boy being whipped by towels bro most of these stories sound like loser teachers on a power trip but you morons who can't keep it in your trousers in school you're idiots i thought british teachers were overly concerned about health and safety and loved to exert power how wrong i was my little brother had the worst luck and was suspended or expelled three years in a row the first time was eighth grade when after getting pantsed by the same girl three times finally got her back but a teacher saw physical shaming and nothing happened to the girl ninth grade he starts taking vivrin otc caffeine pills before football and wrestling practice his friends ask for some so they give him a dollar since he paid for them but a teacher saw dealing drugs 10th grade he is going on a camping trip with the jrotc where they will be practicing survival skills as well as shooting weapons he gets the bright idea to bring an old bb gun pistol the spring-loaded kind that barely goes 25 feet another student hears him ask his friend if he brought the bbs and rats him out expelled for bringing a gun to school all of this in a rural town of three thousand people tl dr my brother was a gun toting drug dealer that gets off on physically shaming teenage girls my friend was going to a private christian school she was very troubled struggled with depression self-harm suicide attempts and had been physically shamed by an older man she went back and forth about her orientation a lot and i know she had a hard time coming to terms with it within the bounds of the church she definitely liked women probably more than men so she developed this crush on one of her female teachers and at some point expressed her feelings to her obviously it's not appropriate for a student to have these feelings for a teacher but the way the school dealt with it was abhorrent the woman insisted that my friend be expelled for her inappropriate behavior keep in mind all my friend had done was email this teacher her feelings the fact that the school didn't bother to try and help her but rather just expel her because of it really made me angry if you are new to the channel you can subscribe i publish new videos every day until then 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Length: 25min 9sec (1509 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 05 2020