What's The Most **cked Up Game Of Truth Or Dare You've Ever Had?

ass credit what's the most duct up game of truth or dare you've ever had this girl was dared to kiss me or lick the toilet she licked the toilet well if that is ever an emotional sucker punched to the gonads like getting hit in the crotch with the frozen hammer because a regular hammer just doesn't cut it holy [ __ ] that's way worse than my only experience with truth or dare the girls refused to play unless I wasn't involved in any way I was asked to sit in another room I ended up just walking home it was my best friend's party and there were about 12 kids there total I think we were 13 or 14 I didn't attend another party of any kind until I was 18 I can't imagine how you handled it honestly Huell sounds a lot worse than his sorry dude girl was asked truth which relative of hers was the most attractive knowing two of her cousins were at this party when she refused to answer the dare was to jerk off the dog she decided to jerk off the dog rather than answer the question she's a well-respected physician in her field today but in her hometown she's pretty much known as the girl who would rather jerk off a dog than admit one of her relatives his heart edit forgot to mention the most WTF aspect this occurred during a Christian youth organization party I guess the counselors were elsewhere at the time it was truth or dare at a girlfriend's house back in HS and she has a really nice house me too guy friends and two girlfriends it eventually led to barring the girls to go into the shower naked which could fit quite a few people for a shower actually one girl bed the one guy to get naked the other girl dares the other guy to get naked and I'm sitting there with my boxers on no one bothered to dare me anything after that they were having a foursome in the shower I was sitting in the bedroom adjacent to the bathroom in my boxers that hurt playing cards against humanity' with my family I know and the black card is what ended my last relationship mum throws down a brain tumor shocked silence her and my dad divorced partly because of the stresses brain tumor putting on their marriage he got better edit since so many people are asking the marriage ended because the tumor caused him to have severe mood swings and gain weight and by the time they found it it was a tomb of a way through also thank you for the gold yay for chronically ill parents disclaimer this was pre-internet learning about and seeing the female form was elusive for CMOS me and my friend were dared to strip and jerk each other off in exchange for seeing a girl's boobs we were 13 she was 15 I regret nothing edit yes we finished yes it was awkward afterwards boobs no regrets holy [ __ ] dude thank God for the Internet I know at last we can watch videos of this stuff I was first up and they dared me to leave and go home ok well this wasn't truth or dare but never have I ever with me and some of my friends towards the end it started getting pretty catty with one of my friends constantly saying specific things that would get one of my best friend eliminated like never have I ever sucked a guy off in a Starbucks bathroom that kind of thing so that's how I found out that this really good friend of mine had apparently ducked my boyfriend on prom night after I decided to go home rather than lose my virginity to him good times some guy chose dare and was told to go tuck himself he dropped trow and sucked his own dick prop some flexibility man but I'm still kinda grossed out to this day alpha as suck he must have been waiting so long to prove he could do that I was dead to kiss my best friend we are both males he slobbered all over my face and tried to slip me the tongue I pulled back and cried out asking him what the hell he's doing while wiping his saliva off my face he claimed that's how he thought you were supposed to kiss he was a kissless virgin this was in high school I was his first kiss hanging out with a few girls from the ghetto side of town plenty of drunken shenanigans anyways a game of strip poker broke out in the kitchen some point in the - random girl appeared maybe a young looking 13 - ask her mum where something was pretty weird vibe already when her mom said come play with us I'll deal you in the next hand me and my buddy nope the duck right out of there by far mom of the year right there somewhere around 13 or so I dare a friend girl to fart on my other friend guy she actually seemed excited he seemed nervous and closed his eyes as he laid down onto the bed so she squats over his face and lets go of one I didn't think she'd have in her I see his eyes go wide and he knocks her off of him and runs towards the bathroom by this point I'm laughing hysterically and she's slightly embarrassed my dad walks out of the kitchen with his friends asks what the hell happened as he's puking in the toilet I told him now she's incredibly embarrassed from the bathroom we hear oh god I can still smell poo corn Briella he had an odd vomiting sound she left shortly after her was at a friend's house for another friend's birthday drinks were had by all and we were all in the jacuzzi next to the heated pool slightly more guys and girls but it didn't really matter made it a rule that women had to be topless and if you wanted to be naked it was optional truth or dare was the game of the night it eventually went from that to who haven't you made out with yet and back to truth or dare my turn came up and I chose dare I heard these exact words I dare you to jump into the pool naked it's the middle of January and you want me to jump into the seated pool challenge accepted didn't really help that I had an erection from the previous girl getting dared to give me a lap dance that I took my shorts off went over to the edge and in a textbook belly flop into the water someone forgot to tell me that it takes a while for the heated pool to actually heat up in fact they didn't even bother with it never have I experienced a boner go flaxseed so quick in my lifetime there were laughs and a few high fives when I emerged I was hanging out with some friends one night and we were trying to think of a game to play we wanted to play Monopoly but we also wanted to play strip poker but we also wanted to play truth or dare alcoholic beverages were involved as you can imagine so we invented what we call Delta monopoly it's played on a Monopoly board the rules are you start the game off with double the amount of money you normally start with in monopoly if someone lands on your property whoever's property it is gets to ask the larger truth dare or strip if you didn't want to perform whatever was asked of you you could also pay the property tax to get out of it later we instituted certain amounts of money that the property owner could pay to buy out the lander and force them to do a truth dare or strip if you landed on free parking you could either take all the money in free parking get all your clothes back or make everyone in the group remove an article of clothing there were more rules than that but those were the basics we played until 6 a.m. shenanigans were had friendships were destroyed we were all less naked by the end 10 out of 10 would play again this one isn't so crazy as others just stupid teenager [ __ ] kid was dead to go into the bedroom where the parents were sleeping and start doing push-ups if asked what he was doing he would simply state I'm doing this because I love my green nipples we three guys and three girls were all in the hotter but this chicks house playing truth or dare and I get dared to go mash my dick slash balls up against her parents bedroom window granted it's like 1:00 a.m. and the whole house is completely dark so I thought it would be no big deal get out of the hot tub run over to the window drop my shoes and smash my junk up against the window for a few moments then in the reflective light of the pool I catch a glimpse of her parents sitting right inside the window watching us from inside they didn't even blink just just watched me it was ducking terrifying terrifying like I saw them for a split ducking second as the light passed over the glass just inches away from my mashed up dick on the other side of the window something from a horror movie I gasped and ran back to the hot tub got back in and just sat there in complete silence a couple minutes later her dad comes outside laughing hands me a beer and then reminisce is with all of us for a minute about the crazy [ __ ] he did when he was a kid I've never felt a shock like I did when I saw their faces it still haunts me sometimes but it all turned out better than expected I was 25 Oh God so my friend recently got a new boyfriend and he was slightly older than us we were second year college anyway he has a house party while his family is away so we all go fast forward to when we're all drunk we play that can game where everyone draws a number and whoever gets game can tell the other numbers what to do anyway almost all the dares became makeout with for 10 SEC's things got weird really fast my friend with the boyfriend ended up making out with three other dudes that weren't her boyfriend and boy did she get into it she was hammered one dude she absolutely wouldn't stop making out with and had to be pulled away the boyfriend wouldn't even look at her later in the night another couple started talking about a party they were going to have in the future but it was going to have legit games aka having sex with other random people instead of kissing it was a surreal look into our future like this is what people do for fun nowadays the next morning my friend and I hung ever went to a nanan convention never looked back my friend and her boyfriend were chilling with me in my jacuzzi my friend and I were really stoned I must add it ended up with him tearing us to go skinny-dipping if that wasn't bad enough we ended up going but make it onto the trampoline and jumping around in all our glory as he sat and watched in the jacuzzi definitely have a weird relationship with those two edit I'm a female and he did jokingly say this is how threesomes get started there was no threesome I feel like I should use a throwaway for this but Duquette I used to play this thing called the bag game when I was 19 and into my early twenties it's basically just the dare part of truth or dare except everyone gets five dares they write them on five slips of paper and throw them in the bag the bag then goes around the circle one at a time each person it passes picks a slip and has to do whatever that slip of paper says I think you get one pass per game anyway here's what happened a girl I was crushing on was sitting between me and an old friend like known each other since middle school she pulled a slip that said stick your hand down the pants of the person to your left and right and compared their genitals out loud for the group she did exactly that basically my friend and I got hand jobs under our pants in front of a group of our friends while the girl compared and contrasted our wands but is having a party and invites me drinks were had and were all sufficiently bust but his turn passes and he spins the bottle lands on a girl Hoss pretty and chesty he tells her to let me have a shot from her cleavage she agrees and pours a shot and then buries it in her cleavage so him face deep in her tits literally struggling to grab this shot glass I finally get it and try to get it out it catches her shirt and spills all over her chest I pull back and him apologizing she looks at me and says no um you gotta finish for short I clean her up and look over at my buddy who nods to me he is literally the best wingman ever playing seven minutes in heaven one time which if you don't know is spin the bottle but you go into a closet for seven minutes instead of just kissing in front of everyone cutest girl I had ever met spins and it lands on me duck yes her boyfriend is at the party too though awkward we go into the closet and kiss a little bit then like most games of seven minutes we spend six of it talking turns out she's not just cute but funny and smart she thinks it will be funny to prank her boyfriend she takes off her panties and sets them on the door-handle we start kissing again just as they are going to open the door the door opens her panties fall onto the floor in clear sight of everyone we are making out ha and she stops and goes not done yet and pulls the door back shot as soon as the door shuts again we started laughing then her boyfriend calls the door open grabs me by the throat and chokes me unconscious ended well for me though she dumped him on the spot for being a douche the host kicked him out of their house and I got my first [ __ ] out of it edit he was playing too and had already had a turn in the closet with another girl I'm shocked how many of you think playing a game is legit cheating especially when both were playing it spin the bottle for Ducks sake of course they were gonna kiss other people he also continued to choke me after she explained that she was just ducking with him and we did nothing but kiss well during truth or dare there was this one girl there I knew my buddy liked so I dared her to dry hump him a few times while asking who his mommy was later that night she confessed how she was into me and that the Dare made her want me even more we banged was an unbroken ducks by me plane never have I ever with friends and family if you've actually done topic at hand you take a drink everyone wasted after a couple hours I throw out I've never had a threesome sister-in-law is only one who drinks her husband gets pissed yells I can't even get a [ __ ] from you storms off they divorced shortly after we had a game we called truth or dare asterisk where the person given the dare absolutely had to go through with it but they could impose a condition as long as they still went along with the original dare and the Dera had to agree to it the idea was that as the Dara you wouldn't demand too much as you could get screwed along with them later that evening we were going to play a way I sports tournament so I dared a girl in our group that I was hot for to do the whole tournament in her underwear and she imposed the condition that I kiss the gay guy who was hot for me I looked at him back at her then back to him licked my lips and crawled over it was truly worth it you have been visited by dog hour Bighorns you will be blessed with nice yawns and tartness but only a few comment live yawn and prosper dog Oh

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Length: 15min 28sec (928 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 21 2019