Coolest Things People Did Accident

like the video and subscribe right now and your hot dog will never turn into doge ever again what is the coolest thing you have done by accident i stopped a lady at a crosswalk because her underwear was hanging out of the back of her skirt looked like a mistake in the bathroom maybe she stepped back off the crosswalk in about two seconds later a vehicle making a left turn at high speed smashed into parked cars right next to where she would have been standing she would have been dead that's amazing good thing you weren't too embarrassed to tell her about her skirt a guy did that once to tell me my dress was stuck to my backpack and my underwear was hanging out and i really appreciated it and he didn't even also save my life high school walked by two kids in the hallway kid one playfully through water bottle at kid 2's back just as we passed each other the bottle bounced off and i caught it with my hand without looking or even turning my head and i just had a blank nonchalant expression as i did that i handed it back to them with a poker face but i was actually losing my mind and felt like ducking spiderman lol i did the same thing with pasta falling off a supermarket shelf and the guy next to me actually complimented it i made my selection pretty quick and went to go smile somewhere else haha first bartending shift ever picked up a bottle of fairly expensive liquor patron and ejo slipped from my hand held out my foot to slow the fall of the bottle to lessen the spread of shattered glass and the bottle ended up resting on my outstretched foot completely unharmed the one customer that was there slow opening shift saw the whole thing and freaked out thinking i've been bartending for decades i've never felt prouder of my reflexes as a bartender myself i have to say i'm impressed i've stopped many bottles from breaking by holding out my foot but never managed to get them to balance on top of my foot lol i had headphones in walking downtown a busy street a kid almost hit me with his bike coming down the driveway so i stopped it by the handlebars the mom came running down the driveway and i was thinking oh great oh karen after taking my headphones out she thanked me in a panic for stopping her son from flying into the street as a car passed by never noticed it drive by i was [ __ ] faced slash rolling last saturday night out at the bars and heard someone screaming inside this cookie joint at like 2 a.m so i drunkenly ran in because from the window it looked like an old friend of mine and i thought maybe something was wrong i get inside and decide i want to just surprise him by running up and hugging the ducking [ __ ] out of him from behind so i wrap my arms around him and scream guess who mother ducker all of a sudden the few other people in this cookie shop run over and tackle us to the ground in beyond ducked up so i just lay there with my arms locked around my friend while people are on top of us someone then shouts i got his gun yep not only was this guy not my friend but he was in fact robbing this place i had just drunkenly stopped a ducking robbery apparently when i hugged him and shouted guess who he got so scared that he dropped his gun allowing the other people to rush in and subdue him waitressing in college i was carrying a huge tray of dirty dishes from the dining room to the kitchen down a little hallway i slipped on some water went down hard on my butt but managed to keep the tray perfectly level and didn't spill a thing not a major achievement but kept me from having to clean for the next half hour task failed successfully my sister once caught a full beer glass someone accidentally knocked of a table she did it in the most perfect swoosh and caught all the liquid that was already outside of the glass due to the momentum she was the most surprised person at the table scored a goal in a soccer game i'm lousy at sports always have been but in seventh grade i signed up for a lunch break soccer tournament as expected i was awful all i could do was run around and get in the way of the opposing team but one day i was near the goal defended by the other team while nearly all the other players were heading back from the other end of the field one of my teammates kicked the ball hard in my direction someone yelled my name i saw the ball i put up my hands to block it remember that hands aren't allowed in soccer and ducked the ball hit my head and bounced straight toward and into the goal much to everyone's utter amazement we won that game i never played soccer again i hid my mate in the nutsack with a tennis ball from across a football field once i used the balls to destroy the balls we were playing a game of dodgeball and since there were too much people on the benches the coach decided to add a rule anyone who can throw the ball directly into the basketball goal spelling can immediately deliver everyone i had one of the balls in hand when he said that and the moment he signaled the game to continue i threw the ball randomly because i have the worst aim ever and it somehow went straight into it i never managed to pull it off a second time but boy was i proud for the entire ready of that day accidentally did a full 360 in my car while driving down an icy road in the winter nearly shat myself while watching the telephone pole getting closer but i saved the spin and kept driving along like i meant to do it i accidentally caught an interception in high school and scored a touchdown i was just as surprised to catch it as everyone else since i was just crossing over and the next thing i know i see the football flying over me i instinctually reached up and caught it and only thing in my head at that point was run so i booked it and got a 60 yard touchdown i feel this i was playing nose tackle and managed to bust through on a screen pass the qb floated it a bit i stuck a poor up and managed to bring it down wasn't able to make a return but it felt amazing to touch a bowling game as a 350 pound lineman accidentally corrected a skid when i lost control of my car on an icy road i hid my brakes too hard and noticed my car started to drift to the left instinctively i let off the gas and turned my steering wheel left into the drift and my car went back to driving in a straight line told my parents i would take the dog i picked up on the side of the road to the shelter after the three-day weekend i think it was labor day forgot to take her on the morning they opened back up and somehow she accidentally wound up living with us for 10 amazing years until she passed i hurdled a little girl maybe four or five and her golden retriever on my rollerblades and mailed the landing no idea how i jumped that high and stayed in the air that long neither of us were paying attention she just stepped onto the sidewalk and i had tunnel vision going and was only looking at the upcoming sidewalk a few feet in front of me after i landed i asked if she was okay and she just yelled one time i was driving a kids bike in small circles so i went a bit too tight on my circle ended up horizontal with my bike ending up with just the side of the pedal touching the ground did a full 360 turn then popped back up like it was some 1 000 1000 difficulty bmx move or some [ __ ] like is that even a move for bmx tricks not sure but i did it completely on accident but still i remember doing this exact thing but i scraped my knee on the ground instead of the petal and continued riding i wasn't even concerned about my knee my little eight-year-old mind was so focused on my badassery pain was irrelevant bought someone a coke without looking at it and it had their name on it saved my friend's life and maybe doomed her cousin to death instead okay so this was the late 70s my friend and next door neighbor and i were maybe four or five at the time she had family visiting at the time and the visiting family left their two or three-year-old son out to play with us in the front yard for sake of brevity i'll just say we were five and the sun was three yep you heard correctly they left their three-year-old to be watched over by a pair of five-year-olds this was back in the days when lawn darts were a kid's toy and there were no mandatory seat belts etc so my friend and i were being five-year-olds playing around and not watching her little cousin as closely as we should have been suddenly i see her little cousin clad in nothing but a diaper walk out into the street just as a pickup truck comes roaring down the road i started screaming for him to come back my friend then alerted to what was going on bolted into the street to fetch her cousin i purely instinctively lurched forward and grabbed her dress and pulled on her but only slowing her down as she got past the point of the parked cars the truck hit her cousin killing him instantly just a few feet in front of us her family heard us screaming and ran outside to see their son lying dead in the roadway that is the first time i ever heard the banshee whale of a parent that had lost a child that sound it's not a scream it is a sound so much more visceral soul-crushing and terrifying than any sound you can consciously make i watch the boy's father cradling his son's body in the roadway like the dramatic death scenes you see in movies some seriously ducked up [ __ ] for a pair of five-year-olds to experience i don't know how i'm not more ducked up than i am so by pulling on my friend's dress i may have well prevented two deaths that day on the other hand she might have been able to snatch her cousin away to safety at the last second i still don't know which it is four decades later and it haunts me it is tough just to write slash relive this especially since i had kids of my own those memories have taken on a whole other meaning talk to six police officers on acid i forgot i'd take an acid and they seemed friendly so i approached them and asked them if i could really only get to the train station using the escalator cause my dog hates those one of the officers started asking me questions about the dog breed age etc but it was my friend's dog and i'm not a big dog person so i didn't know thankfully that wasn't at all suspicious to them and they explained the obvious to me that it wasn't possible to get to the station without the escalator duh when the dog and i got to the top of the stairs it finally dawned on me that i'd just talked to a crap ton of officers on acid voluntarily and i felt badass and also open-minded as i'm not from a police-friendly community i was also very happy that the police officers had been so nice to me and that i learned something about the dog when i was a kid my cousins and i were outside and they were playing catch with the football i was sitting on a chair not really paying attention stretched out my arm to stretch and at the same time my cousin missed the ball when it came at him i stretched out my arm and next thing i know i've caught it perfectly without even looking with my non-dominant hand might i add i was a lifeguard on the ocean i was having a pretty [ __ ] day and on top of it my lunch was postponed an hour i headed up the beach to the nearest hotel to eat as i was leaving the restaurant i heard a crowd of people screaming near the pool as i came down the stairs towards i saw a young child floating face down in the water i immediately pulled the kid out and gave rescue breathing until the emt could arrive the next day the parents walked down to my stand to thank me they were originally told by their doctors they couldn't have children but a few years later were blessed with this young boy their only child the mother told me i was their guardian angel that day i'm not a very religious person but this story still gives me goosebumps knowing that i was the right person in the right place at the right time for that boy i started off angry about my lunch time change but this was the outcome my husband and i were driving by a small college and he noted a sign advertising an upcoming conference on extra sensory perception i responded yes and you don't even have to pre-register they already know you're coming my first last and only perfect funny my dad accidentally had the best acid trip of his life at a grateful dead concert i'm old my dad is old this happened way back at age 18 my dad had to wear a body cast due to surgery for his scoliosis his buddies heard of a grateful dead concert a couple towns over in california and they invited him along my dad was laid flat in the back of an old steelabaca station wagon for the ride when they arrived my dad's buddies asked him to hide the hits of paper acid in his body cast so they could be discreet since all of them had been arrested for possession prior my dad obliged and all was going well for a bit once the grateful dead started playing my dad was dancing around best he could and began to sweat cue the paper acid being absorbed into his system and suddenly he's tripping balls at a once lifetime concert i got angry so i crumpled up a receipt and threw it at the wall it bounced off and landed in a vas on the counter i stopped in my tracks and thought well i can't be mad after witnessing that christmas party at a friend's new apt she made the place lovely after her return from italy she set up her first adult christmas tree after dinner it's time for pumpkin pie and hot drinks i'm getting my tea from across the room i see someone accidentally brushed past the tree and it begins to wobble and spin heading for a fall with all of the hand-blown italian ornaments on it somehow i cross the room and spin the tree set it back in its proper place with all of its ornaments intact and never spilled any tea i was making eggs for breakfast one morning i cracked the first egg and threw the shell over my shoulder into the sink i did this three more times and each shell landed directly in the previous shell forming a four egg shell tower [ __ ] was nuts how tempted were you to crack another egg to see if you could keep the streak going you've been visited by bartender doggo you will be blessed with tasty drink and no hangover but only if you comment give me something rough doggo thanks for watching do not forget to subscribe for more daily videos

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Length: 14min 58sec (898 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 10 2020