What's the fastest you've seen someone fired from a job?

our slash asked readied by reddit and chill what's the fastest you've seen someone fired from a job I worked at a country club that was fairly prestigious where I live one of the members was Bill Cowher former coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers and now a studio analyst for CBS during the summers Kyle lived in my town and played golf at the club fairly frequently well some kids started on a bright Tuesday morning we got him to work out six o'clock and Connor rolled in at 8:30 to play a round of golf he usually played by himself really even-keeled guy this guy seems him and asks hey is that kanwa we all tell him yes and he raises his voice just enough to where call we could hear him and goes into a tirade about how much the Steelers suck and how the Ravens their rivals are so much better even bringing up ruthless butchers transgressions shall we say anyway the kid also lays into a bunch of personal insults on Quora we watched Kyle go into the Pro Shop of the club two minutes later one of the top guys of the club walks down and tells the new guy to get the eff out total time working about two hours and 45 minutes that kid had some balls I'm surprised core didn't directly go after him Kyle was an old-school intimidated coach like Parcells and players knew not to quit too bad he didn't pull the Belichick and just use the power of the dark side to choke the kid that is so spot-on I can't even picture him saying this in a press conference I find your lack of faith disturbing source I live in the Boston metro area about an hour into training I work with infants at a daycare and I had a new hire that I was training one of my four month olds had been crying all day and I could tell my trainee was getting fed up with it even though she'd only been in my room for like half an hour around the England I was busy changing diapers and making different bottles and didn't notice that I could no longer hear that baby's screaming I finally realized it when I grabbed his bottle out of the bottle warmer and find him I started freaking out and asked the trainee where he was turns out she had just opened the back door put the baby on the ground outside and left him out there to get rid of the crying she begged me not to tell but you don't just put a baby outside right then one of my directors came by to see how everything was going and I told her what happened the trainee was fired before she had even officially started working you don't just put a baby outside yep if anything you just put them in a corner I am selling weed no one puts Baby in the corner I worked as a delivery driver for Pizza Hut in college basically anyone who applied and had a driver's license would get hired so this kid will call him Steve came in on his first day of work and this was a transcript of his entire period of employment at Pizza Hut Steve so where is the car I am going to use manager you use your own car Steve but I don't have a car manager well then you can't be a delivery driver so on an application or during an interview they don't ask if you have a car well I'm sure they did after that you kind off bet him that someone applying to be a delivery driver has a car not always some pizza places have company cars new guy tried to buy some myth from the owner within two hours of being hired he asked another employee and he told him the owner was dealing on the side for extra cash he started at 8 a.m. and was fired by 10:00 awesome moved by the other employee definitely I was the shop supervisor at the time and bought the guy lunch after that less than 3 minutes worked for a tree service for a few years so I saw a lot of people come and go that couldn't handle it but new guys were always showing up but this 18 year old never had a job before being told he is special all his life and he felt respect was given not earned this kids never made it to the trucks we parked our work trucks close to the areas we worked in various parking loss so our personal cars were usually parked close to ensure a spot for the work truck afternoon new kid parks right and the middle trying to show he is important before he got out the boss said his coffee cup on the kids back bumper and starts the morning safety meeting it walks around his truck and screams whu-oh the yuck put their damn cup on him why why why why truck and knocks it to the ground the end did he die he was calmly told he was not welcome there and it was in his best interest to leave in his best interest to leaf fix that for you had a girl common for training her first day as the bakery I worked at halfway through the shift she takes my co-workers cell phone flip phone out of her bag looks her in the eye and says this is nice and then snapped it clean in half my boss was in such shock that he didn't even yell just told her to get out and not come back chick wanted to know if she was getting paid too and then she went off and started her own bakery Amy's Baking Company edit thanks for the gold mate edit - here is the episode on Kitchen Nightmares featuring Amy's Baking Company for anyone who doesn't understand the reference youtube.com link get iakh above my restaurant miaow miaow miaow oh [ __ ] it closes the other way play it cool act like you meant to do that boys this embarrassing half an hour working in Arby's new girl shows up they run her through how to work the cash register on a few dummy orders she takes a real order or two and then it gets slow she asks to duck out for minutes to smoke and never came back register ended up being 100 dollars short that day worked at a moment pot Lobster Shack over the summer one day one of the girls had got hired through a church group left three hours early $1,000 was missing from the register and she was gone for four days her grandmother came around to the shop the next day asking if we had seen her girl shows up a week later da her paycheck she stole the money went to the vineyard to booze it with her friend and got some [ __ ] a to other unicorn or some stupid [ __ ] I find that these are the most hilarious comments in this thread what kind of brain damage do you need to have to steal and 1,000 bucks no less holy crap and then come back for a paycheck dumb thieves never understand they see that they got some free cash already might as well try for a second stab at it the smart ones wait for the dumb ones to steal $300 out of the register and then take another $700 and keep working six minutes had a friend who worked as a telemarketer and totally blacked out and started yelling at people over the phone but he still lists this job on his resume like a boss telemarketer 9 a.m. 9 o 6 a.m. must look good on the CV yeah you know I really gained a lot of experience my communication skills scream success I worked at a pretty big company I was at work early one morning around 7:30 trying to get a head start and I see the new guy an entry-level super nice dude he had just started a week or two prior and he was also in the office early trying to make a good impression anyway he thought it would be a good idea to start up a fantasy football league in the office so he sends out an email about fantasy football to everyone to be ve ry o ne the company is a huge multinational corporation he sent the email to every single employee manager director VP CEO etc but more than that he sent it to every single distribution list so people were getting double triple quadruple emails he effectively shut down the entire email system with a failed attempt to increase office mowie big boss comes in at 8:00 closes the door to his office and sits at the desk a minute later I hear what the f he calls in the newb to his office 8:30 the new guy walking out the door escorted by security true story too long didn't read new guy accidentally sends an email to the whole company clogging up the system is fired in one hour edit allow me to elaborate the company I worked for is a pretty big global financial firm no transactions were done via email of course but a lot of information sharing reporting publishing was on a pretty set schedule depending on the global markets pretty time-sensitive in addition the fantasy football league required a monetary bian so in addition to clogging up the email system the new guy was sort of soliciting gambling which is a no-no and he used company resources to do it which is a double no no no no no no second at it I mistakenly a word of the original post well words seems like a bad reason to fire someone if they had good intentions and showed a clear weak spot in the IT infrastructure a good system won't let you send out emails to everyone at easily seriously if anyone should be fired in this story it's the email admin I mean the [ __ ] was at it [ __ ] but it shouldn't have been possible to a cop not badly beginwith that's when the system admin realized he just dodged a bullet and some chap paid for it about four hours in high school I worked at an ice cream shop my boss hired a new girl and said she was going to be working her first [ __ ] with me she came in wearing a black jacket and black pants which wasn't really the dress code but whatever for four hours she would not come out of the corner I tried to coax her many times but wouldn't budge I think the had some other issues but she started crying so I gave up and left her alone my boss awkwardly told her it wasn't going to work out after that my cat does the same thing when placed in new surroundings is it possible your boss hired a cat by accident maybe she was staying in the corner because it was really cold that would not be correct the corner is 90 degrees edit someone gave me gold thank you so much edit number two good lord more gold I cannot thank you enough kind stranger I've seen people five faster than this but the guy who should have been five fastest was actually fired after two weeks I worked at Starbucks we hired some weird sketchy kid eighteen but he acted a little like a sociopath and creeped people out he never laughed never smiled never showed any emotion wasn't autistic but I honestly wonder if he was a sociopath of some sort someone saw him putting our cigarettes on his arm during one of his breaks and while I was incredulous about it I saw the burns on his arm later that week so they must have come from somewhere anyway first day he gets trained on some stuff and then gets trained on register' most of the time someone is right next to him but not the entire time his till comes up $20 short at the end of his shift see behind him he lost hit or acht up somehow because he's new then on his next shift the same thing again every shift over two weeks until they finally said he was no longer allowed to work on the register his till came out twenty forty dollars short this amuses me I used to work at McDonald's and there you work on your own till and anything missing comes out of your own pay it is beyond me as to how some big coffee chains can just operate on one share till it is way too easy to steal from it edit everyone keeps saying it's illegal perhaps I was misinformed or misheard apologies anything missing comes out of your own pay solution steal your alley wage from the till and pay $0 taxes on your $0 wage the Internal Revenue Services hate this guy idk of this girl was actually fired or if the manager just forget about her but she applied for a job at a movie theater and got it she was then never put on the schedule or cool to work she didn't work a single hour she even tried calling and got no response that's kind of sad actually I can't imagine her waiting by the phone alone in a dark house because she couldn't pay her electric bills slowly crying herself to sleep because without food she can't stay awake for very long wondering what she did wrong why her new boss wouldn't call her back it wasn't quite so sad she was in high school and didn't have any real expenses she just wanted some extra spending money high schoolers sometimes have to work to help out with their family's expenses not saying this is the case but it happens I worked for a tech company for awhile where the president of the company had previously been the manager of the city's largest strip club for girls who didn't want to dance anymore he offered them jobs at our company as Celeste Bergen distance receptionist's and occasional full sales jobs these girls had about a 50% success rate some stayed around for a while others were fired within a week and then there was Miranda who didn't make it's a half hour on her first day she was clearly incompetent from the get-go arrived late wouldn't get off her phone to answer the office line and in 30 minutes stated I'm just not feeling this 10 times before she asked if she could go home and start the next day she was allowed to go home but not asked to return I'm imagining how terrible I would feel after buying a $50 lap dance from her $50 lap dance you need to find a trashy club I totally read that in benders voice my roommate got a job at a burrito place left for his first day and I wished him good luck I came home later and asked him how it went he said he got fired I laughed at him thinking it was a joke nope apparently he got which day was his first day wrong he was a whole two days late and this is why I will check the schedule multiple times a day as well as take photos of it I was always terrified I'd get the days wrong one of my friends worked in a newsagents around the corner from me he was 16 at the time in the interview he was asked about weekend hours as being a student this was the ideal time for him and he told them he couldn't work either days because he'd be watching football they gave in one shift and not once did he call the manager the right name they had to take him off stacking shelves because he was making more of a mess than doing his job and when they asked him to go around the local area with flyers he gave some 12 you kid 5 euros to do half of them and then through the other half in the bin right in front of his boss the boss fired him when he turned around and saw him there the kid earned more money in that shop than he did I can't believe that people like this actually exist just do your goddamn job for Christ's sake I feel bad cause I'm at work edit to whoever gave me gold you could not have timed this more perfect I just got into work and logged in 10 minutes later boom reddit gold Thank You delegation a key skill in management my old roommate got hired at a country club as a chief he cooked several meals for them and went through three different interviews they were impressed and told him to be there at 7:00 a.m. to prep the next morning he showed up and they said why are you here leave before we call the police the kitchen is for employees only he left in shock as the same people that interviewed him told him he was trespassing typical white man always kicking out the red man chief no cook have squat for cook chief only here for interview something is missing here I got a job at a cafe where my buddy's girlfriend had been hired the day before as a manager I walk in on my first day and she's getting canned five minutes into her shift the cafe is in a sleepy area of New England where there's a high concentrate of celebrities with homes and vacation homes one of the first rules was to treat them like you didn't know who they were they preferred some semblance of anonymity and we were asked by the owner to respect that my buddy's girlfriend couldn't keep it together when a certain handsome multiple Oscar winner came in that morning started hyperventilating and seriously putting the spook into this guy I come in a few minutes later and she's hanging up her apron and wishing me good luck multiple Oscar winner so it's not Leonardo DiCaprio got it edit row' I hadn't even had 100 votes total and then this happens thanks guys speaking of celebrities I swear I saw Bruce Willis in an airport one day and he was just staring at me I looked at him angrily for staring and he laughed and walked away no one believes me though I believe you airports are filthy with celebrities back when I was working for McDonald's our store was hosting a job fair slash hire on the spot sort of event and they hired a guy on the spot then three minutes later fired him during the store tour when he dropped a crack pipe out of his pocket and onto the manager shoe that was also the last higher on spot down a cow store thankfully because that always seemed like a really dumb idea I worked for a major three letter computer company a new service tech was hired once he logged in he pulled out a portable hard drive from his backpack connected it to his machine and started to copy everything he had access to within three hours security was escorting him out the door I was a game tester for a generic company that handled whatever games needed to be tested by any company that gave us their beta the new guy was this 40 year old creeper we tried to train him how to play the game so he could test it it was a virtual card game so understanding how the game was played took some time and understanding for a whole week he came in and just stared at his screen didn't even pick up the controller write down notes or do anything apparently he had been coming into work stoned out of his mind every day and was too drugged up to do anything he mysteriously didn't comment on Monday but we only noticed because a place no longer smelled like smoke failure and burning marijuana to stones for videogames that's some next-level [ __ ] but testing videogames isn't as fun as playing them I guess he didn't realize that and thought being high at work was a good thing waitresses first job was to take the brand new glasses out of the boxes put them through the washer and put them away she got them all in racks about 10 high on a set of wheels tried to push them and they all fell over the manager said he felt bad but had to fire her that is sad I dropped a $30,000 plastic mold on the ground bent it caused the disruption to the production lines since it was huge and needed to be removed from the building put it out of production for a week for repairs never said sorry and I still didn't get fired never said sorry why well saying sorry would imply admitting to fault so plausible deniability let him keep his job on a construction site high-rise you have to be tied off 100% if you walked within 10 feet of the leading edge of the building zero tolerance this kids first day ducks under the rope and walks about a foot away from a 60-foot drop I yelled at him and pointed at the Rope he scissor and ducks back under he was off-site 45 minutes later total time about three hours interesting how construction has gotten safer this kid got fired for being close to a 60 feature in drop while we have pictures of workers on the Empire State Building eating lunches on girders hundreds of feet our liability is a hell of a thing aka fun rule earner during the first week of Air Force basic training a guy who couldn't have been older than 18 got kicked out of the military altogether because of the results of the drug test he took before being shipped out some guys in uniform came to Howard barracks made him grab his few belongings and they took him off he looked devastated and had tears streaming down his face mo of the story get clean before signing out a guy who couldn't have been older than 18 well he couldn't have been younger either I guess he was 18 saw a woman comin for a receptionist job on her first day about 45 minutes late we said apparently we'd work with her on her schedule because she had a kid but 45 minutes late on your first day with no call she was escorted out almost immediately and sure about this there are many reasons I would be one plus hour late with no calls for example the subway broke down and I got trapped in a train in the tunnels with no cell phone signal imagine the company is beachside in Florida and come up with one that makes sense also her reason was well you guys said you'd be lenient on the schedule it's your first day beyond time no matter what once about 45 minutes before a college interview in New York I was walking to get on the subway and I got mugged they took my wallet my phone my keys and my shoes nobody was home yet so I couldn't be buzzed in luckily the bellman on duty at the time was a friend of mine he was the son of one of the families and the building and work the job during the summer who let me borrow his shoes and loaned me some money for subway fare I met the interviewer at the cafe and explained what happened I was told that there was no excuse and that I could call him later to see if he'd have time but otherwise I shouldn't be expecting any good reports I got fired an hour into training to be a busboy to Boulder Creek steak house I had already bought the uniform and was learning how to properly roll up the silverware and the napkins when the manager came by to let me know the dupes turns out we're not allowed to hire 15 year olds sorry those bastards still only $5.25 edit row' reddit you sure do like the idea of lawyering up and fighting things for the older people offering me suggestions on how to stick it to these guys seriously it's nothing worth fighting it was a misunderstanding by the manager it only really cost me a day's worth of my time which does a fifteen year old I would have just wasted anyway and it was a decade ago ducking like and subscribe [Music]

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Published: Mon May 04 2020