Dr*g Dealers, what is the Strangest thing you been Offered for Dr*gs?

our slash ass credit by reddit and chill drug dealers of Reddit what is the strangest thing you have been offered in compensation for drugs someone offered me their dog for a $50 bag they were such a shitty person and a terrible dog owner you best believe I took that dog and we had eight glorious years together don't tell my current dog that was the most caring dog I have ever met I miss the big guy every day that have probably bragged about what a good deal he got but let's be real the dog was a real winner burr I bet the dog was the mastermind behind the entire exchange I choose to believe this my friend would sell his boss weed and then was paid through his paycheck he thought it was a great deal until I explained that he is now paying income tax on his weed sales I mean you don't want to tangle with the IRS about money you got from selling drugs they don't care how you got the money they want their taxes s just in case it's probably only people selling drugs as their main income who might have an issue edit I meant the s for sellers who don't sell that much like 10 20 % drug and come and the rest of their money comes from a job with a proper job w2 and stuff like that the replies I'm getting sound like even those people should file their taxes properly there I mean that's kind of how they got Al Capone if they can't get you on anything extremely illegal just then through taxes you can rob a Lamborghini you can steal a motorbike you can be a masala nay or a Hitler if you'd like you can knife your friends and neighbors you can poke them til they use you can stab them up with sabers or with sickles if you choose you can buy a bunch of axes start a riot press destruct but you better pay your taxes pay your taxes or your act I had a kid write me an essay for to kill a mockingbird in high school for a one-stroke a top we'd gotten a gave him an extra bag for it added info one no I was not the teacher added info to I didn't read it because of some issues unrelated to drug dealing going on in my life at the time this is my favorite response my el dealer got his leaky roof fixed by a roofing crew he sold crack too sadly his roof still leaks because his roofing crew smokes crack everybody knows the best crews are on meth I did construction one summer as a teenager there was one dude in his 50s that always showed up early worked hard left late and never complained I eventually asked another guy about it so you know how most people drink a cup of coffee to make things go smoother he would do meth like often former drug dealer here I used to do it so I could afford to eat while at uni I once had somebody offer to invite me to Christmas dinner in exchange for some weed I said yes and I got to enjoy Christmas with him and his family stoned out of our minds was an awesome experience and since I couldn't afford the trip home for Christmas it turned what would have been a depressing day into one of my all-time favorite memories I love this one what a weirdly wholesome post at one point during my time working with the state was informed that a client had offered her children to her cocaine dealer in exchange for more cocaine but her cocaine dealer was aware she was seeing as for treatment and proceeded to call us and report the situation the children were removed from her care what an upstanding cocaine dealer drug dealers helped me look for my dog when he got lost they asked me what he looked like and called their buddies on other street corners to ask if they'd seen him edit yes found my dog he lived nine more years and died aged 16 weeding this thread is making me like dealers WTF edit I get it people not all dealers are bad that's why I made the comment in the first place my Diggler in high school would get people usually gullible freshmen to give him their $80 120 graphing calculator in exchange for 10 dollars 20 worth of weed this man made a serious profit off those things ti-84 so expensive and then after the semester I never used that occur again ti-84 is now damn when I was in school we used ti-83 ti-84 ZAR actually the older model now lol my dealer took magic cards back in 94 and 95 could you imagine getting a Black Lotus for a dime OMG in 94 stroke 95 the big bull would have been Shivan dragons of course those are super valuable again now but the Moxa's and lotuses wouldn't have returned anything in trade until a few years later when everyone realized how broken they were clarification Shivan dragons from alpha meter and Unlimited are worth something one thousand nine hundred and fifty dollars one thousand four hundred dollars and one hundred and thirty dollars respectively Shivan dragons have revised are only about ten dollars and anything after that is a few cents Shivan dragon is not a valuable card or even a good card Shivan dragon from the earliest sets are just incredibly rare and collectible cards because it's one of the most iconic creatures in MTG history I used to pay with loose change when I was a poor kid weed dealer loved it his job had vending machines and I supported his snack habit where in the world did you get that much change Pizza Delivery and waiter in the 90s tons of change piled up over a week and we could stretch nickel and dime bags the ashtrays and other people's cars in my younger days before being a parent I sold weed and ended up fronting a lot out and then when the people couldn't pay me they would give me iPods bombs knives and one time almost a gun but I didn't know if it was stolen so I declined I accepted almost anything that I thought was useful or cool the strangest thing I got was a dollar t-shirt it was just a dollar but it was folded into a tiny shirt and I thought it was cute so the kid basically got a gram for $1 I still have it to life pro tip learn origami to impress your drug dealer so they'll give you a good deal this was in the 90s a school near me was going through some major renovations they were practically going to be built again from the ground up anyways a district administrator tried to trade one of those big outdoor school signs for some cocaine Hey I don't know the values involved but it would be pretty cool to have one of those giant signs I figured the sign was worth more than the cocaine in monetary value but I didn't take it in the end I couldn't figure out what the hell I would do with a school sign tell kids to stay in drugs eat mescal and don't do veggies know a dude who traded his trumpet for some blow that is so incredibly sad a trumpet won't get you very much blow yet if you want blow you sell a woodwind brass instruments are sold for alcohol so you can get a nice buzz if you just want a couple hits sell your drums I had a friend begging me to bring something over to him when I asked about payment he said he had something better than money and that I'd be pleased with it he wouldn't say what it was but made it sound like it wasn't safe to mention over the firm from the way he was talking it seriously sounded like extremely hush-hush I was intrigued it ended up being like a total of nine dollars across three gift cards a 2 MP digital camera and an old phone that was missing the battery he said the digital camera could be sold at a pawn shop the phone could be used to hide drugs until I got a battery for it and the gift cards were just something extra he felt like throwing in to sweeten the deal I also had an incident where a friend of mine needed to buy and I decided to hit up my connect to pick up on their behalf the friend picks me up drives me to the dealers house and I asked them for the money before I head inside they reach behind the seat and pulled out a zip lip and full of pennies and was like trust me it's all there for clarification the drug was just winked but it was before California allowed recreational shops so only a handful of people had access to it in my area and I didn't take the pennies to the dealer I had enough to front my friend so I paid for it and kept the bag the amount of coins did end up being the exact amounts needed trust me it's all there oh my god that gave me a good shuttle I've been that desperate but even they my go-to coin stir or something first the first time I bought weed it was a twenty dollar sack I handed a do twenty dollars in ones and fives and he said this better rucking be twenty dollars and drove off it was a little bag of grass he obviously went down the road and pulled up some grass and sold it to me he's in prison now go good pennies bro I traded a PB&J for pot once my dealer was hungry and I had a packed lunch the best deal in here I make a mean PBJ I used to hang with an older lady she was a crackhead I once saw her dealer offer her a 50 slap for some macaroni jewelry her daughter mad for her she didn't do it good for her she's not a true crackhead then just a nice lady who does some crack a respectable and upstanding member of society except on Friday night and Saturday morning and Saturday night and sometimes even Sunday god bless her soul not a drug dealer but my drug-dealing friend once came into the kitchen of the restaurant while I'm chopping celery or something and he's dragging a big huge black garbage bag behind him he'd already been to prison once and just got back out apparently I said George is that our f king body he goes f ck itis I gripped the knife a little tighter at that point and looked for the exit he pulled the garbage bag back and he had three huge Alaskan salmon and there some guy didn't have enough cash so he paid him in salmon LOL i gutted them cleaned them and then jorge paid me insanity it was good salmon man salmon would be a good arcing deal that is good reminds me of when i offered to pick up my college friends from the airport before school started she lived in a k and paid her way to went from school in co by cooking on fishing boats if she said she'd bring me some fish for my trouble she had to pick up the salmon at the oversized luggage rack with the skis and golf clubs it was an entire huge salmon yanked out of the water frozen on the ship and wrapped in about 20 layers of trash bags it was enormous i kept that thing in my chest freezer occasionally sawing off pieces with a hacksaw best sanon ever friend of mine used to slim various drugs while he was in college mostly weed and psychedelics but he dabbled him selling the harder here and there he said some dude offered to live with him as a personal caucus occur for a week in exchange for some exorbitant amount of cocaine something like 2 ounces for being an untapped machine for a week my friend didn't even have that much coke at one time the most he ever had at a single time was like 20 grams and he only sold it when he came across it for a stupid cheap price and during spring break when all the hardcore college partiers were going on spring or summer break he turned down the offer edit changed exuberance to exorbitant thanks to you slash try using science and his hairs apparently superior grammar knowledge if he would have accepted the offer and then turned the guy out on Craigslist for $20 s he'd have made a mint edit holy nobody else immediately thought of that day I am a terrible person damn I love the entrepreneurial spirit this is the American Dream right here crackheads be like yet I got a washing machine door edit it's a rich Voss joke from white boys in the hood my location won't let me link the video sucks to suck I guess land of the free if you've got a credit card buddy of mine dealt meth he had like an extra four oven door he could build a sedan just get the myth heads to keep bringing random car / kitchen parts and boom new car hey man looks like you don't have a trunk for your junk mobile sedan but I got this beach in deep freezer you could use when I was in middle school someone stole their Grandpa's World War two souvenirs to trade for part friend of mine traded him $30 worth of weed for 1941 Hitler Youth dagger recovered from one of his grandpa's kills absolutely gutted kids can be so ignorant imagine what those souvenirs might have meant to his grandfather honestly I try not to think about it it's really sad strangest I've been offered s by both sexes every gift card you can imagine an iguana Pizza Jimmy Jones $100 bar tab computers and iPods I guess it's not that strange but I feel like I should say I never accepted any sexual favors or iguanas edit I spelled accepted wrong sorry how much for the bag I'd say it's about one iguana Amerigo Anna if you will I will thanks back in the 90s when I was selling a lot of meth and ecstasy at raves I had one dude offer me a gold wedding band for a baggie I took it and noticed he'd had some Cyrillic writing on the inside I took it to a pawn shop I knew that had a Russian owner and he told me it was from a family in Russia that was very connected to the royal family that was murdered during the revolution I knew the kid and his parents and I knew he had stolen it from his mother who was a child of refugees from the revolution so I just stuck it in an envelope and mailed it back to them that's was a nice move sending it back in college I had a buddy whose house we would always hang out at he sold all sorts of stuff the best offer he ever got was from this 50 year old lifelong junkie woman she was a landscaper in her better days and once she ran out of money she started offering my friend plants he rolled with it and a few months later he had a beautiful garden in his backyard she even dug a pond and made a koi pond pretty good deal for both parties involved and a win for us friends too because we got to chill and smoke and an awesome backyard not a drug dealer or user anymore but once someone offered to trade a box of used children's clothes a laptop charger and a single Nike shoe so whatever was sitting in the car they just broke into a hot deal is a hot deal pay a single Nike shoe can give that one child who grew up in poverty a chance to look in the mirror while standing side on and pretend he's Michael Jordan not me but a guy I got sober with traded a woman a whole bunch of pills for her kids social security numbers and info acclaimed them as dependents on his taxes whoa that's worth like thousands of dollars WTF though lol now that guy is going to sell their identities for way more edit grammar a punch card to a local sandwich shop that had nine punches and just needed one more for a free son so almost a free son sounds like a great deal to me in a darker period in my life someone once offered to sign federal of their car over to me for a week I had people wanting to give me gist codes for half of its value people offering to buy me things from Amazon for half point collections jewelry that a magnet wouldn't stick to use tires and rims lottery tickets their girlfriends for one night but my favorite was a promissory note screw all of that I'm so happy I'm clean now I don't have to live like that anymore coin collections man this is such a sore spot for me druggie relatives have stolen almost all of my collectable currency and coins over the Earth's like I want to ask them hey les how many drugs did the 1926 Mercury dime my grandpa gave me by glad you're clean thank you it's stories like this that helped me stay on target I took a kid to the ER one night who got caught stealing his brothers coins his brother clamped his wrists and a vise and cut three of his fingers off with a disc grinder he got 36 months came out and beat his brother unconscious trial pending not a drug dealer but I once found a bag of weed in the high school parking lot and some kid I was with said I'll give you my xbox 360 with the games for that oh yeah dude sure I was going to throw it away anyways and that's how I got my first gaming console my parents asked where I got it and I told them the truth and they were like hard I mean sure edit one so if I remember correctly I got home at like 11:00 p.m. and I walked into my house with it and my dad was awake so he asked where I got it and I told him that I found a bag of weed at the basketball game and that this kid said he'd give me his xbox and games for it my dad said something like so you traded free weed for of Xbox yeah he had his xbox because in his trunk because he is going to his dad's this week hard the next morning my mom so I heard you had a trade with last night made yeah can you buy me a live membership more well what do parents think of this me his new stepdad buys him one every month more really me yep also the bag was about 2 grams I dealt small amounts off various drugs in addition to tending bar while in college one of the Mexican kitchen guys wanted a bunch of ecstasy dollar sign 350 US dollars and I obtained it for him when it came time to pay up he said he only had $100 but he'd get the rest to me in a week or so I was having a Superbowl party that I had invited everyone to and a few days later he asks if he could work off the balance by catering the event I agreed and beckoned and he would flake but homeboy showed up 30 minutes early with some of the most fire tex-mex food imaginable at Ray's upon trays of anything you could think of it was unreal and probably cost him more than he owed me it was a big reason we serve tex-mex at my wedding because I knew a guy who could throw down his catering company did a great job that day but he did an even better job as one of my groomsmen honestly Mexicans don't like to bail if he just walked away with drugs met those shitty people everywhere but once he made a commitment to work in order to get it right you better believe was set stone and tex-mex food at a wedding sounds amazing a girl once offered to show me her OS for five bucks off of her weed I was sixteen I said yes worth it it's usually $5 per JIT you scored a deal at 16 hell yeah I would have edit now a 26 I still probably would I traded a textbook from a class I took to my dealer for weed when I was in college he was going to be taking the class the next semester so it was a win-win for both of us the price of one college textbook should have gotten you a brick of weed if you sold it back to the school you would have gotten ripped off so it's a solid trade obligatory I'm not a dealer but I once traded a shit-ton of the devil for a gtx 1070 graphics card I feel like you got the better end of that deal lol former bags of cans sex stolen rx electronics bikes car parts trendy toys etc weirdest thing I ever actually took in trade Oh movies drugs are bad sounds like you traded drugs for a porn shop starter kit yes hi I'd like to buy one used sex please that'll be $35 no refunds I had someone else's food stamp card for about a year and a half I got $120 each month which I would usually spend on steak and seafood he got a quarter ounce of weed I was happy with the arrangement 120 dollars for a quarter you definitely got the better end of that deal usually food benefits are traded for drugs at Point 5-0 on the dollar point seven-five if your dealer likes you best case I've ever heard a legalization of all drugs my friend at high school got expelled but kept coming back to deliver weed he was never stopped because teachers were his clients he ended banging one of the student teachers for a bag only reason I know about it is that she came over while we were playing Tony Hall and not so sneakily did their thing while I waited in the kitchen high school was weird man WTF in the 90s it wasn't so controversial for a 17 year old to bang 21 years old I don't know if it is now but whatever a lot of went down in that school that staff turned a blind eye to because the system worked following Columbine we joked that no one would shoot up in our school because they know they'd get shot back at hell not even just from the gangs there was a redneck dude that had a gun rack in his F 150 a mystique ID's in my high school had guns in Idaho one of the time somebody actually shot was to break in the door because it was locked after school hours so a kid shot it with a 12-gauge so he could turn in his senior project late edit to add to this the only time we thought we were in actual danger was when someone was spotted walking onto campus rifle in hand turns out it was actually a tripod CodeRed for nothing lol I had a neighbor who dealt weed and probably other harder things but idk he was a weird guy not a bad person but definitely not a sharpest knife in the drawer he accumulated a lot of random stuff because people were always offering him it in trade the big ones were mostly electronics like a nice TV and consoles but random things - like paintings and tools and furniture his house looked a little like a really nice resale shop before his GF put her foot down last I heard he got arrested for felony possession while out drinking when I was in university I was always surprised at the number of girls who would give head or otherwise put out for a dub sack it is incredibly common women know men want sex not really 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