- Today, our pizza party's gonna be... (balloon pops) popping. - Let's talk about that. (upbeat music) Good mythical morning. - Today, we're going to be
tasting head-to-head match ups of the Internet's favorite
pizza dipping sauces, and guessing which ones you like best. And we're going to be exploding
some surprise balloons along the way. - Today's episode is
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that rises to any occasion. - And speaking of pizza and flavor and rising to an occasion. I think it's time that
we rise to the occasion and finally find out what
the people's all time favorite pizza dipping sauce flavors are. It's time for "Hello
pizza, Nice to meet ya. What's the dip that we'll complete ya? - Okay, we posted a bunch
of pizza dipping sauce match-ups online. And then you voted on
which between those two, you thought you liked more. Now in every round we're gonna taste both. And then we're gonna guess which one we think that you liked more. - And our guesses are gonna
have explosive consequences because the balloon that is
associated with our guess is going to inflate from above us and pop. And then we'll find out if we're right, we're going to be showered in confetti, - Confetti. - If we're wrong, we're going to be showered
with the losing sauce. Hence all of the protective plastic. I don't know if you can see the plastic. - They can't. (upbeat music) - All right, let's kick things off with two major juggernauts
of the pizza dipping world; marinara sauce versus garlic butter, man. - Where you want to start? gotta go super classic? - All right, marinara on marinara. Gives you that extra-- - [Rhett] You can't complain about that. - Tomato niceness. - I typically wait till the
crust to dip into marinara, but I have no-- - Because there's no crust on the marinara. - There's no marinara on the crust. - That's right. - But I have been known
to just dip straight up into garlic butter at any
time and not just pizza, but fingers. - Mm-hmm, that is decadent looking. Oh, man. Buttery. Both of these are great. I will say the love of my life loves to always order
extra marinara sauce. - I sure do. (Stevie laughing) Oh, your wife. - My wife dude
- Your wife. I knew that, she likes marinara. - My wife goes extra on the marinara. I find myself going in this direction. - I'm a garlic butter man, so hold on-- - We're both voting for that, but--. - But that's not what this is about. - What do we think you vote for? - I think more people on earth. - Oh yeah. - And the mythical
beasts from all of earth. - But there's already marinara on the pizza
- On the pizza. Did they think about that?
Did you think about that? I don't know. I wasn't
there when you were voting. - They thought about everything. - Do you want to just believe that they would just
naturally agree with us? Is that what we're gonna do? - I don't want to do it this way, but would you rather be
showered in garlic butter or marinara sauce? - I'd rather be showered in marinara.
- Garlic... Oh, really? (Stevie laughing) I wanna be showered in butter.
- Garlic butter is oily, man. - That's sensual. All right. I'll go with marinara sauce. - So you think it's marinara sauce? I was gonna say it was garlic butter. - What? I thought you said that
that's what you thought they would vote for. - But that's what we voted for. - I know. - Okay. I think more people like marinara sauce.
- So do I. - Okay, that's our guesses, marinara. Now, the way we find this out is-- - Protect our eyeballs. - This will inflate, and if
we're right, it's confetti. And if it's wrong, it's marinara. Whenever you're ready. (blowing sound) (balloon pops) - Oh Gosh, that was aggressive. - That's sauce. - It came out so aggressively
that it's like fine particles. It was like it nebulized.
What's that called? - I don't know the word
that you're looking for. - It turned into vapor. - All I know is that we were wrong. - [Stevie] Yeah, you were wrong. 64% of the mythical beasts,
like dipping their pizza. in garlic butter more than marinara.
- I told you. - We should have gone with that man. - I told you. - That's what I was trying to do. (soft music) I've never had a thought to dip my pizza in either ketchup or mayonnaise. But we're about to do both, because apparently some people do that. - Well, Chase just mentioned
that he was a ketchup dipper as a child. - Yeah, well, that makes sense. - It's like, if you don't
understand what marinara is, and you might think that this could do it, - This does not do it. You only end up tasting
the pizza at the very end of the quest. Each bite is a quest for me. - Each bite is just a research for me. I'm very scientific. Mayonnaise adds a dimension.
- That works. That works. You still taste the cheese, the pizza... Well the pizza is within the cheese. The cheese is within
the pizza technically. - The ketchup covers it up. The Mayo adds a dimension. Just like sometimes when we
enter the fourth dimension. We're like, here we are. - Yeah, here we are again. - [Link] Here we are again. - In the present. - And here we are again. - It's just like breaking the fourth wall, which pretty much are
constantly doing in this show. We almost got it, "Good
morning fourth wall". (background laughter) - I like to think of you as a wall. (Stevie laughing) I definitely like the better.
- It's gotta be the mayo. - It's gotta be the mayo. - It's gotta be the mayo. - It's gotta be the mayo. - It's gotta be the mayo. - [Rhett] We're going with the mayo. - [Link] We're voting for the mayo. - And we're goggling up. - [Link] I don't know if
we were clear about that. - We're voting-- - [Link] For the mayo. - For the mayo. - So give me some confetti. (blowing sound) (balloon pops) Aah. Is that confetti? Well, that's a mayo-like confetti. - What? Y'all are crazy. - [Stevie] I was worried
this was gonna be too easy. It turns out, not the case. Because 60% of mythical beasts
- Look at all that mayo right there. - [Stevie] Prefer ketchup over mayo. - What's wrong. - That's 'cause they
haven't actually tasted it. - You haven't tried it,
you just like the idea. - You can't fill out a
survey hypothetically. - Well, hello fourth
wall, we just tried it and you're wrong. (upbeat music) - Okay, now we've got
an adventurous matchup. This is hot honey versus
Thai peanut sauce. I know what Thai peanut sauce is. It's like peanut sauce. - Yeah, right. From Thailand. - But hot honey, is that
just like warmed honey? - It's honey that's got
chilies infused in it. You know how I know that? Because just a second ago
I asked Josh what it was. - Let's try it. - [Rhett] This sounds
good to me, by the way. I like Thai peanut sauce.
- [Link] I've never had hot honey. I've had regular honey. - You've had regular honey? (Stevie laughing) - On pizza, dude. - Wow, you get around. (background laughter) Oh, that's spicy. - Oh gosh. That is infused. - The people of Colorado,
they put honey on their pizza. - [Link] But it's not hot honey. - [Rhett] When was the last time you went? - I can't remember, man.
Don't put me on the spot. - Maybe the honey has gotten hot. - You can't act angry and then
smile and make it all better. - Oh yes you can. (Rhett laughing) Okay this is-- - [Link] I've never had
this on pizza either. - But have you've ever had it? - Yeah. 'Cause I get around. - You've been to Thailand. - I went all the way around to Thailand. Loved it there. - I've heard of honey on pizza. I've heard of putting peanut butter sauce on a like a Thai style pizza. - Yeah. - But just dipping in it. - That's weird. But that honey right there,
that's a ticket, man, that's gonna take you somewhere. - But when they saw hot
honey on the survey, were they like you and
me, and like, what's that? - Warm honey, either way, I
think they're voting for it. - If it was warm, honey, they're even more likely to vote for it. - Aye. - All right, we're voting
for the hot honey, honey. Okay, here we go. - Blow it. (blowing sound) (balloon pops) - Oh.
- Oh. It's hot honey. It's somehow. - It's so heavy. - Somehow I escaped. - It just plopped right there. What is that? - Look, I got pieces of balloon
that got hot honey on them, and they're just stuck to me. - [Stevie] So guys, this
is a first for the show. - We were wrong. - [Stevie] 50% thought that
the hot honey was better and 50% thought that the
Thai peanut butter sauce was. - So we would have gotten it either way
- [Stevie] So either way. - Why couldn't you put
confetti in both of them? - [Stevie] Come on, that's not fun. (indistinct crosstalk) (upbeat music) - All right. We continue to move
further and further away from what I consider to be normal. We're going to be dipping in cheese sauce, which is not that abnormal,
but also balsamic glaze. - Balsamic glaze, on like a breadstick. I can buy that. - You've had breadsticks? - I have Rhett. 'Cause you know what, I've been around. - You know what I mean, the amount of experiences
that you have had that I don't know about. You've had honey and
you've had breadsticks. - Boy, that's funny. You saying that is funny. (background laughter) This is kind of redundant, right? - No, it's a different
kind of cheese though. This is like a nacho cheese. - Nacho cheese on a pizza. - It's unnecessary. It's
excessive, but it's pretty good. - That nacho cheese was good though. - [Rhett] It was. - Got you. You're never going to get in.
You you should give this up. Okay, now-- - [Rhett] Got to go easy on this stuff. It can really strong.
- Yeah, I went hard on it. Aggressive. Hmm. I like that. - That's very, very good. It's better than the cheese sauce. But again, that is not
what we're trying to do. I have to think about
that every single time. - Especially when you
get down to the crust, this is a ticket right here. - There's there's no way that more people prefer balsamic glaze over just straight up cheese. - And again, when you're taking a survey and you see cheese.
- Cheese. You're like cheese
- Cheese. cheese
- Cheese. Yeah, we going with cheese. - We're also going cheese. - Blow her up. Confetti, (blowing sound) (balloon pops) Yeah
- Yeah - You were wrong. We were right about you being wrong. That's right. - [Stevie] Yeah. 80% of mythical beasts preferred cheese sauce. - Y'all are missing out. (upbeat music) Now, while you might find
a buffalo on a ranch, we have to choose between the two. - Aah - Buffalo sauce or ranch Let me just say we
finally got to the round where these are both of the
things that I would choose. I do like garlic butter. - Yeah. - But other than that, we
haven't tasted anything that I'm really into, but buffalo sauce and ranch? - Buffalo sauce as a base for
a particular type of pizza. Yes. - Dipping is incredible. - It does work with the marinara. I've just never done it. - That's heavenly. I usually just sprinkle hot sauce over my pizza.
- Yeah, just sprinkle it. You can't go wrong with ranch. Especially after some hot
sauce, they do go well together. - That is really nice. - So which one do you prefer? - Buffalo. - I prefer the ranch. I think once you factor in like a bottle and it's not technically dipping, but like dashing, a lot more people dash.
- [Rhett] I think more people dip in ranch. - Yeah, a lot more people dash with that, but it's technically still
in the dip world, I guess. - But you're right. When you hand somebody hot
sauce or buffalo sauce, you usually hand them a bottle. When you hand that ranch, you hand them one of those
little plastic things that they pop open and they dip
all kinds of stuff in there. So we're going with ranch. That's what you wanted to go with? - Yeah. - Ranch. - We're voting for ranch. I'm like, well, it's more in front of me. That scares me a little bit. All alright, here we go. There she blows. (blowing sound) (ballon pops) - That's confetti. - We were right. - We'd had a bad start, but we got pretty good by the end. - [Stevie] 62% Of the mythical beasts like dipping their pizza in ranch better. And before... We're done here, we asked the mythical beasts overall what their
favorite dipping sauce was. And I stuck those cards in the
back of your pants earlier. - I was wondering what was happening. - [Stevie] That's the full list of options that we gave them.
- This is a long list. - [Stevie] Yeah. So overall, what did the mythical beasts pick as their number one pizza dipping sauce. And you're each going to take your guests and then the winner gets
a prize mystery balloon. - Oh, is that right - That's just nice. - Okay. I've made my choice. - All right. - [Stevie] Here we go. Three, two, one. - Ranch.
- Ranch. - [Stevie] Oh, I think we
only have one prize balloon for two winners. (Rhett laughing) - So yeah, we're right. Yeah, nothing beats ranch. - Here it is Link. You hold the balloon and I'll pop it. The ranch boys won again. (background laughter) - It's hard. Let me do it. - I'm scared. No, - It's my turn now. - I did it in the beginning.
- It's my turn. - All right let ne hold it.
- It's my turn. - Let me hold it.
- [Link] Yeah, you get to hold it.
- You can't do both. (balloon pops) Pepperoni. - Oh. (background laughter) One pepperoni. - Oh, I thought there
was more. Sorry I ate it. (background laughter) - You didn't even think before you ate it. - That's what you get for popping. - Thanks again to Kroger Brand for sponsoring today's episode. Do yourself a favor and go
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Rhett's rant in GMMore was awesome
The More for this episode...
GO OFF, RHETT!!
Was it abnormally hot in the studio for this episode? The fellas seemed more shiny than usual lol
Here in Canada, we have a very bog-standard national pizza chain called Pizza Pizza. The pizza is nothing amazing, but their Creamy Garlic dipping sauce is AMAZING.
I know people who will grab pizza from Domino's, Little Caesers, etc..... but still stop quickly into PP to get some of that creamy garlic goodness. Unsurprisingly, it has almost 500 calories per dipping container :P
Iβve been watching gmm for a few years now, but I still canβt figure out where to go to answer the surveys lol. Are they just for specific people or something, or can anyone answer them? And where are they???
PSA: Coloradoan here, we don't all eat honey on our pizza lol. We have one chain restaurant that calls itself "Colorado Style Pizza" that serves honey and hot honey with their pizza, but I don't know anyone who actually likes it enough to eat it all the time (don't know too many people that love the restaurant either tbh). Definitely not at home on any given pizza night. I've lived all along the front range, maybe other parts of the state are different Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
I gotta say, who tf puts ketchup on pizza