What'd "That Kid" Do That You'll Never Forget? (School Stories r/AskReddit)

what did that kid than your school do that will never leave your mind when I was in high school a kid was masturbating in one of the stools in the bathroom then another kid went in the bathroom and recorded him from the next stall over video went around and the kid that recorded it got in legal trouble because the kid masturbating was a minor the conversation turned to farts amongst the seventh-grade girls the new girl shortened squat and as obviates Island shook her head and stated I ain't never pooted in my whole life it echoes in my head regularly to this day I also say it whenever I am accused of farting because it is hilarious in eighth grade I was eating lunch across from this very strange kid I remember him picking up his milk with both hands and squeezing it as hard as he could then it popped and got all over him and his reaction was a disappointed look on his face followed by oh man one time at band camp yeah I know a kid started having asthma attack and as the counselors were helping him he started shouting this wasn't supposed to happen until Thursday I still think about that very frequently as a person with asthma he was either gonna force an attack on Thursday or after a while you can kinda tell a few day in advance if you might have one this was in elementary school he got caught stealing from the teachers assortment of goodies that she gave away once a week to students that she chose students randomly based on a raffle system where you had more tickets if you were behaved after a huge mess of him crying and trying to say wasn't him he asked to be excused to the bathroom where he was gone for a solid 30 minutes the teacher got concerned and upon checking the bathroom sign-out sheet we discovered he wrote for the sign in time never coming back so one of us went to check the bathroom and he wasn't there the teacher tells the principal what happened and the police is called in helicopter was flying by and a couple cars they eventually found him walking home imagine being this kid trying to go home after getting caught stealing than having freaking police helicopters on the search for you I was in art class and this kid goes hey check this out sticks his middle finger down his throat and throws up all over the table : eighth grade se teacher brought in a rubber dong new in packaging to pass around the class a rubber dong gets to class clown kid he wobbles the rubber dong back and forth in sniffs it and asks the teacher wife smells fishy needless to say never seen a kid run out of class so quick used an apple remote 2009 times to continually play the sucking on my titties song on our history teaches computer she would walk away and the beat would start she would run to the computer and he would pause it she would walk away and he would hit play went on for like 20 minutes until she unplugged the computer brought a crossbow in and shot another student with it because the kid gave the police a statement about him stalking girls he was very flicked up in high school there was this kid who wouldn't have a conversation with anyone spent four years with the dude in the same class and never have I seen him say more than okay sure bye even though everyone tried talking to him to cheer him up we thought something was wrong or he was just shy he would just sit on his desk all day and look right in front of him and less disturbed until one day we had a big school fight those happen a lot in my country no one expected him to show up since he wasn't friendly with any of us but dude showed up and proceeded to beat up five six guys on his own like a freaking wrecking ball in a construction site crap looked like one of those cheesy martial arts movies after the fight he came back grabbed his stuff said bye like it was nothing and just flicked off I still suspect to this day he was a robot nor not a robot just the main character had that sweet sweet plot on her protecting him a science teacher in my school was cool if a little weird not in a PR file-type way his room was always open for the kids to hang out in he spent a lot of his own time and I suspect money managing an animal Club which the kids were responsible for looking after we had hundreds of different animals from hissing cockroaches to snakes to a three-foot iguana mice to chipmunks to chinchilla he also liked to tell cool stories about his own life such as the pigs that he kept rasher and bacon his caving experiences sailing experiences etc he would spend his own time helping students that were struggling and give them extra tutoring if warranted however he never tolerated laziness or attitudes and would call our students that couldn't be bothered which is where this kid comes in this kid made a comic book depicting the science teacher violating the students male and female while saying his little catchphrases it was found and brought to said science stitches attention a meeting happened with the senior management in the school where they brought a kid the kids mom and the teacher in this six-foot massive teacher which a huge ginger beard cried and said he had never experienced anything like it's in his life before now even the rest of us hated this kid for what happened and at that age we were really immature some girl changed her tampon in the middle of class in seventh grade girls at my school would do this until they ended the two bathroom breaks a semester limit in middle school there was this girl whose long hair kept spilling onto my desk I asked for her to move her seat or her hair and she turned around and frickin hissed at me couple weird goth kids hid behind the bleachers during gym class and stuck chili flakes and their dong holes not sure what kind of pain for pleasure they were going food by they both had to leave school early because of it saved his pee for a whole week or month I forgot and then sprayed it on all the handrails at school eventually he was ratted out by someone and the VP came to get him in my homeroom class and confronted him and our teacher about he accusations he said it was just apple juice and he was just joking about it and right when the teacher went to sniff and take a sip from the bottle he yells all right all right it's P I thought he had just not P for that long and applied the P with his actual genitals stole around a dozen text books brought them into the boys washroom and burned them setting the whole washroom on fire a tenth grade girl got arrested coming out of school one day when I was a senior here nobody really knew why then a few weeks later it turns out she was a pimp and was pimping out other high school girls to adult men in the first grader kid next to me was chewing on a pen and it ended up exploding in his mouth raised his hand to go to the bathroom when the teacher called on him he went to open his mouth to ask to go to the bathroom and the ink just started leaking out kid was caught furiously violating himself in the bathroom in sixth grade and gained the nickname Spanky until HS graduation he did a lot of strange things but the one I'll never forget is he stuck his pinkie in a pencil sharpener that year and turned the crank as hard as he could went around showing other students pictures from a murder and laughing while showing them then hung a Freddy Krueger mask on his locker with a note complaining about not getting attention kid in first grade with me we had the sixth graders come and read harder level books with us reading buddies as they were called we had a kid named Marte or who was inspired by his reading buddy his buddy dared him to shove a rock up his nose Mateo did then proceeded to tell the teacher and head to the nurse nurse just got it stuck father and had to be sent home no idea what happened after if he had the doctor get it or sneezed it out same kid also wore a pumpkin costume fell over and couldn't get up look like the scene in a Christmas story where Ralphie's brother falls in the snow with all his coats on back in elementary school there was the kid who poured gravel into his ears the dude would constantly run on his arms and legs all falls through the hallways or any random time oddest thing I'd ever seen I sometimes do that on stairs kids spanked it to a movie in Spanish class where a couple girls danced in the rain dang I had a kid who did the same in English while we were watching Of Mice and Men I went to Catholic school and during Mass this girl sitting next to me didn't fully get up it just sort of squattin started peeing in the Pew next to me girls wore skirts as part of their uniform she left the school shortly after also had a kid who would get a nice big ball off spits in his mouth then let it drop out of his mouth into his shirt pocket he said he was saving it for later Catholic school is weird folks I remember a girl in 2007 who was banged by the dad off one of her peers yes it was Catholic school - turns out that he divorced his wife back then and ten years later he and my classmate found each other again they're about to get married this year this kid in my computer literacy class in high school would talk to me nearly every day about his imaginary dragon girlfriend and how beautiful she was yo but how weird would it be if he said she was ugly he peed on some random girl's head when she was at her locker this was in like seventh grade or so pretty sure he got attention for like a week but his social detention lasted much longer in high school a guy I knew but never really hung out with just had a class together comes up to me during lunch holding the largest set of motor fiberwerx I have ever seen but he said watch this begins walking towards the stairwell entrance as soon as he disappeared behind through the doorway go bear him loads of colored explosions shoot out everyone's freaking out running around first day of high school UK age 11 kid found a pair of badly soiled boxer shorts in an outdoor bin that had clearly been there all summer I'm talking caked in a one-stroke four-inch layer of dried crap proceeded to put them on his head and stop chasing groups of people around the playground not the best first impression to make when starting a new school the poor guy never really pulled himself out of the social rot he dived headfirst into that day he had his entire arm down his pants during Orchestra he was playing his trombone unzipped his pants with his teeth in the cafeteria proving he could suck himself off it was disturbing he is now on the crack sickled list and looks 10x as creepy as he did back then in my first year of university there was the kid who wore a dinosaur head covering hat that had a cape attached to it and would walk around campus just staring up people my friend asked him one day what his name was and he replied with King Reiter weird kid haven't seen him since this man will be the ruler of the dinosaurs after the meteor wiped out human life and lizards are the rulers of Earth a kid I knew took a poo in his hands and painted the walls in the boys bathroom did not return next day next I heard him he messaged me on FB hey man what up you pooping the walls man that's what's up through a desk at a teacher and it ended up hitting another student I had a desk thrown at me in tenth grade ha there was the kid who carried knives around in his backpack and was accused of violating a girl in his car at a park that isn't too far away from where I live he was charged and got out on bail but was expelled he got a job at a store also near my neighborhood and was caught for retail theft apparently his mom would come in and he would skip scanning some stuff he had just moved to our school that year and every girl had a crush on him until this happened what seemed to be his mother used to come in and spoon-feed him in the middle of the yard while all the other kids played but men are watched some were buttholes and said stuff he was a completely able-bodied kid off about nine stroke ten years of age you could see it in his eyes that it was killing him and that the whole thing was about her Christ I haven't thought about that in years looking back as adults I feel disgusted there was this kid at my school who would come into the boys washroom and literally take a crap in the urinal one time I walked in on the kid squatting over the urinal and he immediately got up washed his hands and said do look someone crap hit that urinal he then walked out I feel so bad for the janitor the mystery of the urinal deuce isn't so a mystery anymore a girl I went to high school with who seemed sweet quiet and friendly she was perfectly normal she turned out to be a huge mess one day a few years later she beat her five-year-old stepdaughter to death from not cleaning her room one day in fifth grader kids mom brought cupcakes and ice cream for the class and we went outside for a cease to eat them the overweight kid who I always tried to be nice to because I'm pretty sure she had crappy parents ate too many of these cupcakes and threw up on the playground but she proceeded to tell everyone she was fine and was alright to go play some more not even five minutes later I'm standing by the door to the entrance to the school and I smell the most horrible smell and look over and of course it's the same kid standing next to me she got real close and whispered to me I just crapped my pants she told everyone who walked by before then that until the teacher called her mom to pick her up a weirdest moment of my life because I'm not sure why she would tell everyone that girl would put a piece of bread in her mouth and proceeded to roll her wet soggy bread mass into a ball she would then take the ball out and look at it and then put it back into her mouth over and over again first day of first grade a kid shoved a pencil through his own hand and then just calmly told the teacher and goddess courted out of the room he never came back shorted a school bus and killed a girl on board that kid in our German class was arguing with the teacher about how he doesn't want to study anymore didn't hear the whole conversation but I won brilliant quote I heard loosely translates to I am a God I can delete you we were 14 at the time this kid used to drink cups of ranch dressing at lunch and nothing else he would have 15 - 20 of those little ketchup cups loaded on his tray and he'd start slurping it down pretty sure he had some kind of mental disability so I don't want a rag on him too hard but just watching him do that every day turned me off hog ranch for a few years alternative theory he was hungry and his parents wouldn't give him money for lunch so he went with the most caloric item on the condiments table this guy would just combine all of his food at lunch including the drink into a weird soup and heated like that no matter what we were eating one guy through the Wi-Fi router in the library into a wall and broke it we got a better one after that though so we all called him Wi-Fi Jesus 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