What Happens When Fat People Die? | PKA

with the weight of the ashes there was also a case like a article i saw online where they tried to cremate a morbidly obese woman maybe you were even the one who told me about this where her fat was so much that it ignited as a source of thousands hundreds of thousands of whoppers and chicken nuggets congealed into energy over the years [Laughter] and it burned the mercury or whatever you call it down burned it down because she was so goddamned with the brightness of a thousand suns exactly like people were shielding their eyes it was like a [ __ ] potassium fire you know what makes me so uncomfortable i feel like whenever we talk about a person of unusual size without even mentioning his name it feels like we're talking about wings of redemption directly and we're not we're talking about some woman who apparently loves chicken nuggets that's the story but i just likes chicken nuggets now we're it's not a dig at wings every time we make fun of a fat person it's just it's just a dig at the person who got melted and caught on fire and all that's like a whole new level of of being that like like holy [ __ ] imagine three tucker's worth of lard and flammable fat and that's what this person was carrying it would be more than that tucker what do you weigh currently i am 150 a cool 150 150 450 i mean it might be it might be three tucker's worth of fat okay how do you cremate like uh one of those like a thousand pound people i don't think those people get cremated i think they where are you i know so i've got another business idea i could totally hand like i've got enough land for something like this we could build a what is it called a pyre what is it called would you currently fire a crematorium no no not a creep no you're thinking indoors i'm going to handle any beast right we'll give her the chrono or the croto who's the guy from game of thrones that burnt which one are you thinking of dragon lord daenerys is the girl her husband oh cal drogo we'll give him the cal drogo treatment we'll make a big pire to stud i've got scrap wood enough to do it right now if anyone out there needs to be burnt calling you burning man let's just start the the other burning then instead we go into the desert and like get high on drugs you just burn really fat people who are already dead i don't yeah no horrible idea don't even have to be dead just any any commerce take all comers one of the problems with being like super obese is what to do with the body afterwards and i know that they make special giant caskets i know that that's the thing and as far as the whole i mean a hole is one is one of those things that you know if it needs to be bigger you just make it bigger it's a hole so that's not really the car there's no way to like fancifully dress up like a semi truck as a funeral again that's thing too yeah the hearse yeah that's what i meant one of the problems is those big caskets i don't think fit into most standard hearses so they'll have to like put them on like a like a not a dump truck but like a rollback or something like that no don't don't renege on that they should be put in a dump truck a dump truck and driven to their place of burial and then all their friends and family have to stand there and go this fat [ __ ] had to come here in a dump truck and then everyone would feel uncomfortable and it would be a warning against behavior that would make you i don't know gary drives a dump truck too no i don't think anybody would be offended no they'd be offended you'd see it as a warning you'd say do i want to come to my own funeral in the dump truck [ __ ] no because that's embarrassing what's a dump truck is that the one that carries dirt or we literally talk as you're saying this i pictured a garbage truck but i don't think that's what we mean he's thinking the one that has to like from the back all the trash no i was thinking the one where when they got you to your site it would have to have a solid 30 seconds of and then get you out of there and then eventually the weight of the casket would bust that door open and it would go yeah it slides into the hole or it doesn't make it into the hole because there's a thousand pound person in it and everybody goes oh gross at the side of it bursting out anyway we've focused on this for far too long yeah wow that was awful if you are that obese seek help don't end up in a dump truck look i told you they put you on a flat bed look at this link no but you know oversized casket this one this one no that's just for my own yeah this one looks way all right first off their title is solving the problems with a looping like jpeg image yeah so so this guy slimmed down to 867 okay it's time to share let's let's go over here yeah let's see that's exactly what i thought they would do that's perfect it's not it's like exactly what you think except it's a tarp this person same age as me 42 uh died well that's just a reminder all right his name was manuel mimi or meme i'm not sure europe oh i know this guy the guy from mexico city you do know yeah he's friendly every once in a while you know he couldn't do much yeah terrible laser tag and put five vests on him so he played for three teams oh god oh god he had lost 550 pounds or something like that before really yeah he had sl at one point he was over 1200 pounds oh my god he's a whole morbidly obese person and was still that fat he had slimmed down to a to a uh 867 867 pounds break out the summer gear like what like what what is there a food out there that you could reasonably eat to the point where you would be over half a ton i'm scared because this is all coming to me who's the one saying it oh you're slaying me yeah taylor this is really mean unsub woody yeah woody's the one who told me to do this before the show don't don't believe me you gotta hit the fatties hard this show playing hard stop holding back all right that did not happen the shape of the casket is interesting to me it's not right it's like a hot tub it looks like what you would ship like a zoo animal in like if a tiger came out of that i'd be like oh okay yeah it looks to be the size of a big fat [ __ ] it's like when you're watching madagascar they're all getting shipped to madagascar those big there's big cargo containers and that's what it is with a tarp over top what is he eating can you see down and below the flatbed it's not fruit i don't know what it is it doesn't look that bad now in the foreground there's something that looks fried and rough but on the plate it ah well there's a coke there it looks like yes scallions biscuits i just wanted to talk about my grandma's ashes it it's one of my objections to whenever i see a really really heavy person they're like this is my diet and then you know they proceed to display like half an apple with some raisins next to it and it's like no way no way you know like you're not just unlucky in genetics you are wolfing down large amounts of food yeah oh well if that's what you're eating you need to get to [ __ ] cern post haste because you've defied physics your body is metabolizing energy differently than any engine that has ever existed on this planet ever get there quickly literally cold fusions are changing it's amazing oh do you see the he's got this is cute he's got wedding photos they're wheeling off his bed on a flat bed truck they just got like bed sheets i don't know how i know that's not cute tucker is because people don't laugh hysterically at people's expense when something is safe i just processed the fact that the bed is on rollers yeah on a flatbed truck that's what i'm saying it's like it's your car gets towed on one of these his foot is like inexplicably like like there's somebody else's footer it's detached or something it looks like it was baked into that shoe like a big loaf of bread kyle stop pulling your mic away i'll be right back kyle's peed himself oh you know the top comment is interesting to me if he's bed bound he hadn't he had to have enablers right what would it be they didn't practice tough love that's what the top comment is that's not a yeah you're right yeah there's i mean he clearly was someone was funneling him 6 000 calories a day that oh probably more than that that's it that's all no no if you do that consistently if you eat 6 000 calories and do nothing and consistently i'm sure you could get there it just wouldn't take you two years i don't even think you could get there because like the way it works is like if you ate six thousand calories and did nothing like let's say you hit 600 pounds oh but but then your maintenance weight requires six thousand is however that high though six i have no idea i think that's like an olympic thousand yeah around 2000 is like what normal people want to eat right kyle looks into this the maintenance gets really high i don't know what the numbers are but when he gets back i bet he does yeah i need hard data they get they get over four i know that that's just just to maintain a good four or six hundred pounds that's pretty shocking to me honestly i i mean i always tell i mean i guess it makes sense you gotta pump blood and [ __ ] to all that excess yeah everything i mean like yeah it's not even just fat you just you're just like a large as [ __ ] i don't know it also is just fat have you seen those cross sections of people like normal people next to like a morbidly obese person it's crazy yeah it's crazy to see like the the skeleton is like identical between the two people this is it and then there's a huge a huge amount of adipose tissue which is fat around the excess and then you can even see into like the internal organs and like they've got a fatty liver and the normal person's liver looks a little purplish and then they've got fatty intestines if that's even possible i don't even know but i don't know what all the organs are is this what you're describing uh let me oh that's where yeah that's awesome he said it in skype just right now that's exactly what i thought you were talking about like you can see the general body itself has like the same like the arms and [ __ ] have the same like width but the internals are way wide like just fattier yeah you can see the heart it's all extended what the [ __ ] are all those black dots cancer that's why cancer i think it might be gas it's probably it i don't know if it's gas or they're fat so it could be licorice let me explain my theory look at her lungs uh or just empty space you know like it doesn't necessarily mean i i read it was gas online so i don't know if there's a more authoritative source than reddit comments i'll just i'll believe it oh look at the fat in the brain look at that the 120 person doesn't have any fat around their occipital or frontal lobe yeah whatever that is and if you think like if you take a really heavy person there's a different hat size there you know they're the back of the head definitely like flows out yeah yeah yeah it's crazy how the human body itself can can withhold all of that like the fact that this person is not only able to lay down and continue to breathe with hundreds of pounds on them like you know i have trouble breathing when my dog lays on me let alone like i am 150 pounds of fat over each lung and like the fact that they can sit up and like their spine doesn't just crumple that's crazy and sex is a thing that pops into my head stop from time to time but of course it does woody you rap scallion you know you do that it's like imagine having sex tucker with two people in between you and your partner right two people made entirely of fat right and you're trying you're trying you're trying to skip those two and hit the bottom target yeah if you're laying like if you're just doing that missionaries like you have to get something else working like you got to be laying back and push whatever excess is up because you can't just do the missionary where you're on top or else you're just you're right you're just exaggerating you've got to need a third of some sort yeah you need some sort of gun removal or lifting revised device just anything i imagine missionary when you're really heavy is more like like her on the bed him standing upright like a tea thing you know yeah welcome back kyle how do you have sex when you're 500 pounds each each how do you make contact because i've thought about i've looked at kim kardashian's ass in full disclosure thought to myself like there's no way you're going balls deep in that like it's not as big as it looks and it's not as firm as it looks so don't imagine her ass as like a basketball imagine it more like a bag of fluff like you're gonna hit that thing with your thought with the fronts of your thighs it's gonna compress that and you're like pubic hair region and it's it's really gonna there's a lot of compression there there's gonna be a lot of give is what you're saying yeah i don't think anyone besides kanye and various video partners

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Published: Fri Nov 13 2020